Inzaghi, Simone Movie Reviews


A fairy is so much more...
Exploring the world of faeries
Faery Believers - You must own this film!I run a large faery believers club at my domain at faery-magic.com and encourage members to see this film, in fact, I believe in this movie so much, I have copies that members can borrow just to watch it!
It is the most beautiful and extensive film on faery folklore in existence. It is not a story or a fairytale, it is a series of interviews with faery believers around the world, including Brian Froud. There is also a running narrative of faery history and folklore by the film maker.
The history and stories of sightings will have you believing, wanting to believe or at the very least this film will make you think twice!
The whole idea of this film and how it is made is captivating. The scenes of Ireland and Scotland will leave you breathless and aching to visit. The Fairy Fortress will astound you, the fairy harpist will mesmerise you, the fairy flag will amaze you and there is so much more I cannot even mention it all. Fairy music has long been a great love of mine and I hung on every word the musicians told and every note they played.
I agree that this is the definitive film on faery folklore to be made to date. Own it, you will love it!
~Faery Babe~ The Faery Believers Club 2003

A especially welcome DVD bonus treat is the 52-minute film "Love Potion," which goes behind the scenes of the production. Fans of Gheorghiu and Alagna will particularly relish their favorites as they engagingly talk about their parts in the opera... in English, French, and Italian. --Kevin Filipski

PoorWhile it is professional, it is not world class. The recording mix is poor, and it wouldn't surprise me if it weren't mixed at all. The result is that the symphony often drowns out the vocalists. The camera work is poor too, but overall it is just a poor production.
As to the technical aspects, the format cuts out the right and left sides so as to fit on a tv screen. I was also extremely disappointed that though the opera is sung in Italian, there are no Italian subtitles.
The fact that it was filmed in Lyon and not somewhere like Milan should say it all. You go to Lyon for a gourmet meal - not for the opera.
This is A Great Preformance!
Great Fun and Great Melodies

Great...unless you have the first Elite drive-in disc!Unfortunately for me, I had already purchased and watched the first one in the series ("The Giant Leeches" and "The Screaming Skull"). It was fun, but the problem is that virtually all of the extra drive-in stuff was *exactly* the same on the second disc as it was on the first disc! The "Pic" mosquito coils, "Let's All Go to the Lobby" (not really a drive-in short anyway), Chilly Dilly pickles...the list goes on. For the price of these discs (they're up in Criterion territory, pricewise), I expected to at least get all-new material.
The other thing with both of the drive-in discs is that the film transfers are not so hot. That's all I'll say; if you want details about grain, scratches, splices, etc., look up more detailed reviews on, say, Google, and you'll get the scoop. The bottom line is that the source material and transfers are pretty cruddy. Again, if Elite wants to put a price tag on their DVDs that is approximately the same as many Criterion DVDs, they need to pony up with quality and all-new material. I'm going to proceed very carefully before I even consider purchasing a third drive-in disc, as I felt a bit rooked this time around.
Great concept, good (but not great) executionThe Wasp Woman benefits from a strong lead performance by Susan Cabot and The Giant Gila Monsterf benefits from... being unintentionally hilarious.
It's great to see the selection of Drive in clips for advertising and intermision and they are very well transferred (even better than the films).
The "distorto" sound is cute.
Here's where this series needs to improve:
More new (old) drive in clips, some are recycled from the previosu release.
Better transfers of the features. Although "Wasp Woman" shows a nice improvement over the other transfers of "Gila Monster", "Giant Leeches" and "Screaming Skull"
Encode it so it's all one program. When you select The "Night At The Drive In" all the segments are on "seperate tracks". In other words, when one segment ends, the player has to search out the next segment (causing a pause in sound, most noticible when you have the distorto sound on).
Encode it so the DVD player can show the time. At present, there is no time code and that bugs me.
Keep the content same era oriented. In this case, the movies are from 1960, the cartoons seem to be from the 30's or early 40's. Most of the ads seems to be late 50's, early 60's and the intermission film has to be early 70's (it shows pictures of the moon landing, which took place in 69). Make volumes that have 50's films and exclusivly 50's clips, then others that have 60's and 70's films and clips. establish a verisimilitude that will help you believe you are time tripping to a drive in at the time period of the movie.
That also goes for the "distorto sound". Sometimes we hear comments from people inside the "virtual car" we are in. The comments seem too ironic and modern in tone. They don't talk like people from the era the movies are in. It's fun in an MST3K sort of way though.
This is a good series that has the potential to be something great. A really special way to see these B movie charms.
While they are thinking of "concept discs" over at Elite. They might also consider making a TV chiller theater style series. With vintage hosts and ads. This is the way I discovered many of these films in the 70's and it would be cool if someday a DVD presentation could reflect that.
GREAT DOUBLE FEATURETHE WASP WOMAN tells the story of ageing cosmetics empire magnate Janice Starling (Susan Cabot) and her desire to hold onto her fading looks. Enter a kooky scientist who has developed a youth serum from the queen wasps, and who has the power to drag her - and the company - back into youthful vitality. Neeedless to say, poor Janice gets hooked on the stuff and turns into a wasp creature that must kill. Also featuring Barboura Morris and Fred Eisley.
THE GIANT GILA MONSTER is a campy little gem starring teen singing sensation Don Sullivan. When a giant lizard begins wreaking terror over the town's teens (who mainly sit around in hotrods making out), the monster finds a great way to appease its burgeoning appetite. Featuring Lisa Simone as Sullivan's just plain-annoying French girlfriend, the movie is a laughable horror flick with a most irritating song ("Laugh Children Laugh") that was actually penned by Sullivan!
Of course, the highlight is the "Drive-In" feature which couples the two films together along with "Betty Boop" and "Popeye" cartoons as well as concesssion stand ads, trailers and intermission announcements. Featuring Elite's famous DISTORTO sound system!
Fantastic and well worth a look.


Fails to deliverTwenty minutes into the film I was asking myself: "Does this movie have a point?". Thirty minutes, same question. An hour later, same question. FINALLY, at the end of the movie, the point of the film comes out and by that time I'm just glad it's over. To those who say this is a family film for kids, I would dearly love to do the following science experiment: get a diverse cross section of a hundred kids and put 'em in a room and start up this film. By the end of the film measure how many are still in the room (and awake). Anybody want to place some bets?
There are plenty of excellent, "feel good" movies out there. This sadly is not one of them unless, perhaps, you are a junky of the genre. Best to rent before buying, or give a miss altogether.
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This One Is A Real Tear Jerker... Not For Faint At Heart!

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TIme and Money LostThis movie ranks along side the classic Stallone flick......Rhinestone.
Rodney Dangerfield Has Aged Like Fine Wine!This movie has a more leisurely pace than Rodney's previous films, with less one-liners and more character development. The pastoral scenes in Italy are visually beautiful and give the movie a magical quality. On the other hand, the scenes of the restaurant and surrounding streets in New York City have the look of a soundstage in a movie studio. Considering the peak of the Three Tenors' popularity and Rodney Dangerfield's age, I'm sure this movie would have found a much bigger audience if it had been made several years ago.
Hear him...Or live and regret it!!and Rodney actally slaps Robert Davi around, can you imagen that? Rodney brawling like Bud Spencer in the kitchen, and to top that, Davi ends up getting suffocated between Annabella Gurwitch legs.
This movie will bring you more than a couple of laughs, its a charming and well done flick, with alote of well known faces, its just a real treat. with a little magic. it has all the ingredients for the perfect movie. it has comedy, romance, wine, women and song, a little action and actually some horror. (you who has seen the movie knows what i'm talking about)
Bravissimo!!


An adult French farce from Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim

Hot TargetClive is cold and distant in his relationship with Christine. When they have physical relations Clive treats Christine like a prostitute, making her feel dirty and used. In the morning before Clive leaves for the office, he reminds Christine how important that evening's dinner party is, and dosen't even kiss her goodbye, he just blows her a kiss.
The only joys in Christine's life are her daughter and her two dogs.
One day while walking her dogs in the park, Christine meets a mysterious and attractive American, Greg Sanford (Steve Marachuk). Christine and Greg develop a relationship. Her relationship with Greg is totally different than the one with her husband, Greg makes Christine feel attractive, desirable, and wanted, like a woman should feel!
If I told you more about the plot it would spoil the movie for you.
I highly recommend this movie. It was well acted, believable, and there seems to be real chemistry between Simone Griffeth and Steve Marachuk. I even found myself rooting for Christine and Greg to get together permanently. Buy this movie today and enjoy!


Overrated but great for a good laugh.Basically, an archeologist is poking around in a tomb and brings the dead back to life. A three couples, one a family with a mutant kid, just happen to be vacationing at a villa nearby and you can pretty much guess where it goes from there. The dialogue is horrible and therefore hilarious, the gore looks like something a jr highschooler might come up with in the kitchen, a completely annoying and electronic soundtrack, and of course the mandatory gratuitous sex you find in all Euro-horror flicks. Oh!, and did I mention the mutant kid? How about his ... mother and their incest? Don't worry Bark wasn't really a child, but I'm not for sure that it's any less disturbing.
I do wonder what the story would be like in Italian. In English it makes absolutely zero sense. I'd compare it to Manos: The Hands of Fate, as far as making no sense goes, except that Manos didn't have the gore to rely on. Plus it was actually done in English, so bad dubbing can't be blamed. Torgo was a better freak though, with his ackward theme music, but I digress.
Only watch this one if you love the zombie genre, or if you like to poke fun at b-movies. It's got plenty material for both types. If you are expecting a Night of Living Dead or even a Zombie, this ain't it. The aforementioned incest scene is somewhat of an answer to the infamous splinter-in-the-eye scene from Zombie though...I think.
Very Effective Movie, but with problemsFirst off, when the menu pops up, you have to put the DVD player in widescreeen mode just to gain access to certain areas. This was probably done by mistake by the DVD company that revised the movie, but the problem is correctable.
Second, why in God's earth did the professor, who mistakenly released the zombies, cry "Stop! I'm your friend!" Come on. Anybody can see that zombies are hard-headed and don't listen. Unfortunately, the zombies don't care and kill him.
The third problem is the Dario Argento midget. Why would a zombie movie imply this punk? It's obvious that he has a strong love for his mother, too much that makes him horny and touching her. She pushes him away, making him run and scream "But mom, I'm your son." So it's okay for a son to commit incest to his mom sexually? Whoever put this is the plot is a moron. And also, whoever used his voice sucks. It makes him sound like a 30-year-old man using helium.
And fourth, what was up with the ending? The zombies are about to cut the man up with the saw, and the woman is about to be bitten by a horde of zombies. Then, all of a sudden, a quote appears on the screen freezing the action and the credits roll. Why put up a quote instead of showing more gore?
Other than the four problems, the movie is good. As stated before, there are no long breaks between zombie scenes. About every scene that is shown shows a zombie either looking drugged up or getting grub. It was effective and kept me at the edge of my seat. Also, the music was effective. It can become a little jazzy and does sound like it was stolen from another movie, but it does fit the tone of the movie. Don't hesitate to buy it. It is a good movie for any zombie fan. Also, check out other good Italian zombie flicks like The Beyond, Zombie, City of the Living Dead, and Let Sleeping Corpses Lie.
Still fresh Burial groundSo,if you love Italian horror films,such directors as Fulci,Argento or Bava,amongs others,here is very good example from the golden times of our beloved horror genre.


Sound and fury
Mystery Train
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