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A very cool Korean animation movie anime-style.

Interesting... but know what you're buyingThis is a cinema-release feature film based on the series, and was aimed at fans of the TV show who wanted to know more about its characters. Out of that context, it doesn't really hold up. It's okay, and a fascinating document of its era, but it's nothing to write home about.
Still, the brilliant Warren Mitchell is in fine form in his signature role as Alf Garnett, the hard-drinking, loudmouthed, bigoted working stiff. And Dandy Nichol is her wonderful self as his long-suffering "silly moo" of a wife, Else (even if I don't quite buy her as a twentysomething in the flashback). The problem is that a little Alf Garnett goes a long way. And in this flick, you get a lot of Alf.
Much of the film is a flashback to the 1940s, where we get to see the early years of Alf and Else's "romance" (if you can call it that). Then it jumps ahead to the 1960s as Alf's xenophobia gets a workout when Britain faces Germany for soccer's World Cup.
Whether you buy this film or opt for the TV show (I suggest the latter), bear in mind that the tone is much harsher than the later American series, and many U.S. viewers may find "Till Death Us Do Part" so shrill as to be unwatchable. The TV series is growing on me. This film isn't.


faces of death 2
Morbidity is no escape from mortalityIf you find watching animals and people suffer and die entertaining, I think you're weak, not strong or tough. Turn it off and look at the mortality of yourself and those around you and let death guide you in valuing life.
Life is not a movie. Life is not TV. Don't give in to your own desensitization. You will only be throwing away the only tender soul you've been given...
The films that created a new genre...Horror Social Satire.

The most godawful pile of mookystinks ive ever seen!As a responsible clerk of a local video store, I have taken it upon myself to view each and every anime title that we have for rent for the fans who frequent the store. M.D. Geist, however, was such an utter waste of time that I began to reconsider my well-intentioned policy.
Simply put, the main character of M.D. Geist (the M.D., by the way, stands for "Most Dangerous" ... how's that for cheesy?) is psychopathic, homicidal, insane, misogynistic, and worst of all, has a penchant for lines that would make Schwarzenegger look like a member of MENSA. (Classic Schwarzenegger at that.) Any characters who are remotely likable are killed off almost instantly (usually rather gruesomely as well). The animation quality isn't great even compared to 1980s standards, while the plot at best is razor-thin, with very little sense of logic (or actual coherent thought, for that matter).
The most remarkable thing about this title, apart from a few mildly interesting mecha (yawn) is the sheer amount of gratuitous violence. Body parts fly everywhere in M.D. Geist's path. (Honestly, I kept hoping that Geist himself would get axed, but alas, it was not to be.) And the ending is simply deplorable.
Simply put, M.D. Geist is bad AND ugly. Unless you watch anime for the express purpose of watching shameless amounts of gore and blood dashed across your screen, stay well away from M.D. Geist. You'll be glad you did.
Widely regarded as one of the worst anime ever made, and rightfully so.
One of the worst movies of all time...The first fight scene is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'll give you a run down (Just imagine 80's porno music in the background):
MD Geist- Okay, you want to fight. What are the rules?
Huge African American Stereotype- Only one rule (looking directly into the camera) TO KILLLL!!!!!
The fight scene that follows is possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I won't ruin it for you, but just as a hint: expect dialogue from a man with his arms cut off and a knife jammed into the side of his head.
The dubbing is some of the worst I've ever heard, it sounds like a bunch of high school students nervously grumbling into a walkie-talkie. Scratch that, make that high school student, because I'm pretty sure the same person does the voice for everyone.
Oh yeah, there is pointless nudity scene, and seeing as how the animation looks like the old GI Joe show, this might satisfy some 12 year old who always dreamed of saturday morning cartoons in the buff.
Well, as for plot, just forget it. As for animation, I've seen better animation from my Grandma slowly handing me Christmas cards. And it's made in 1996!! Inexcusable!!!!!!! As for laughs, I definitely reccomend this movie. Just make sure that you DVD remote is equipped with a "Fast Forward" button for all of the long "dramatic" pauses.
Rent it.
ANTI-HERO WHY NOT

Just plain bad
Action is great, but there is nothing else good about it.
Really, 3-and-a-half, with part 2 being the one to watch

not the best martial arts movieThis film is an example of how NOT to choreograph fight scenes, and how to make a bad low budget...kung fu flick. please if u r interested in martial arts films or want to watch good kung fu, there r LOADS of good ones to choose from.....dont buy this one!
BRILLIANT FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY
HE'S THE KING OF KUNG FU

not the best martial arts movieThis film is an example of how NOT to choreograph fight scenes, and how to make a bad low budget...kung fu flick. please if u r interested in martial arts films or want to watch good kung fu, there r LOADS of good ones to choose from.....dont buy this one!
BRILLIANT FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY
HE'S THE KING OF KUNG FU

"Dude, Did You See That Guy Get Run Over? Freakin' Awesome!"
No.The only somewhat good thing about the series is the cool music. Especially on the first one. It fits in so morbidly with the scenes that you should see (not buy) it just for that. Go watch the Banned from Television series. That's where the REAL good stuff is.
What's all the fuss about?To me, it came across as a documentary style series with some doctor narrating about various methods of animal slaughter and tragic human deaths...
To be honest, I found a lot of it rather boring and the film didn't really cover anything that I hadn't seen before - except perhaps, the monkey delicacy, where the animal's brain is bashed in.
I then read the previous reviews and found that most people have said that it's fake! Maybe I'm a bit gormless as I thought they looked real enough! Haha, never mind.
Pretty much a big fuss over nothing and a waste of money, if you ask me. Spend your money on something more interesting!

Unfortunately the film fails to really develop any of its characters before thrusting them onto the harrowing face of Everest. As a result, it's difficult to understand the relationships that play out as the group struggles to the summit and back. While the trio of leading actors is solid, only Nat Parker (who plays guide Rob Hall) has enough screen time to develop an interesting, complex character. Peter Horton's portrayal of unconventional guide Scott Fischer is almost hyperbolic and McDonald's Krakauer is stiff and difficult to read.
While the film succeeds in creating a palpable sense of agony and suspense, those in search of a more thoughtful, detailed account of the expedition will be better served by reading the book. --Claire Campbell

Buy the "Everest" video insteadIt's not a terrible film and a viewer who hasn't read "Into Thin Air" or "The Climb" may find it superficially enjoyable. But why take the time to watch this when you can see a much better view of Everest around the very time this disaster happened by viewing the IMAX film (or its video) and live the experience through one of the two books.
David Breashears, one of the creators of the IMAX film has an excellent book that uses his experience with the climb and the film to study the '96 disaster. This film takes a back seat to his book, too.
Don't plan on reading any of the books? This film is a fair alternative. But the viewer won't understand the complexities and drama of the event through this point of view.
Decent Watch
A thrilling chiller for mountaineering enthusiasts

After Death???
Like Zombi 3, just not as entertaining
ZOMBIE 4 ReviewA vengeful voodoo priest puts a curse on an island causing the gates of hell to open up. Despite its title, the demonic creatures seem more like "demons" than "zombies". In any case, this movie is equal parts Italian zombie flick and second-rate mercernary thriller. The dialouge is awful, the action scenes are very poorly-choreographed, the music is as cheesy as it gets, and the gore effects depend more on blood than any actual make-up.
The walking dead in this film are a problem of their own. Most of them look like undead monks or bad Star Wars characters or something. They seem to switch back and forth from being slow-moving to jumping around like extras on a "Lord Of The Dance" performance. This movie takes a lot of liberties with the traditional zombie movie rules. Director Claudio Fragasso has them talking, firing guns, and doing the aforementioned leaping around. Needless to say, the action of the humans is so predictable, it's nearly irriating. There are so many groups of people that it is hard to figure out who is doing what and where.
Fragasso's direction doesn't help this little flick either. What could have made for a tense moment in which a little girl runs for her life while her parents stay behind to be devoured is about as boring as anyone could have made it. The audience is supposed to understand that twenty years have gone by in between scenes without even being told. I guess the corny rock n' roll theme was our warning. And again, I can't say enough about the zombies. They honestly come off more like actors with down syndrome walking around in bad horror make-up than as scary walking corpses. The more gruesome make-up is saved for the ending which is underwhelming in itself. Claudio Fragasso is definetly no George Romero or even Lucio Fulci. This movie is not bad enough to be great, not nearly as silly as ZOMBI 3 or the hilarious HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD. All in all, if you're really hankering for some grade-Z zombie horror, go for it but you have been warned.
If there is one thing that may confuse people, it looks like anime but it's from Korea and as more and more anime and manga-like productions are being created outside of Japan, can we call it anime?
That's a debate for another time. As for "Red Hawk", it features awesome fight scenes with a character with the hair and look of Super Saiyajin 3 of "Dragon Ball Z", the characters which remind me of "Fist of the Northstars" and the challenges of opponenents similar to "Ninja Scroll".
I really enjoy these type of animations but with "Red Hawk" coming out on DVD, I feel there are some misses. One thing I was hoping is that there would be the animation language track in Korean or Japanese but we only get a dubbed version. The dub is nowhere near the quality of Manga Entertainment's "Macross Plus" and the dub track is reminiscent of the old Streamline anime features. Personally, I wonder if the actual dialog has been changed. The other is not so bad but you can tell the movie's age with the scratches during the animation.
As for DVD special features, there is a photo gallery, character bio and the original trailer and typical Manga Entertainment trailers.
All in all, this anime is showing how other countries have adapted Japanese animation to their animations and "Red Hawk" is an enjoyable anime but I know I would of enjoyed this animation more if presented with it's original language and with English subtitles.