Cemeteries Movie Reviews


Two Different films directed by Lucio Fulci.
2 Fulci Classics For The Price Of 1!THE BEYOND, in my humble opinion, is an extremely close second to SUSPIRIA as the greatest Italian horror movie of all time! In it, Catriona/Katherine MacColl renovates a Louisiana hotel she inherited only to discover that it rests on one of the seven gateways to Hell! Throughout the ensuing hour-and-a-half, pun intended, all Hell breaks loose, with the most gruesome imagery Fulci has ever committed to celluloid (e.g., crucifixion, acid bath, tarantulas, a head explosion, and Fulci's trademark eyeball violence), and it all looks totally realistic and awesome, right up there with any of Tom Savini's work! I really loved MacColl's prescence in THE BEYOND, as she's just so lovely to look at; John Saxon-lookalike David Warbeck is also really cool here as well (he was in Fulci's previous Edgar Allen Poe offshoot THE BLACK CAT, also in 1981), especially when dropping bullets through the barrel of his gun. I got the totally awesome soundtrack at my first horror convention a few months ago.
THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY also has MacColl, this time as a mother who, along with her doctor husband and son, move into the titular residence in Boston. The doctor is continuing the research conducted by a colleague who offed himself; the research is on one Dr. Freudstein, whose unorthodox methods involved killing people to keep himself alive. More Fulci mayhem such as a knife through the head (with the blade sticking out of the mouth), decapitation, and a neck-ripping. I got a HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY t-shirt featuring the 1984 poster artwork (on the Diamond release) at my first horror convention a few months ago, the safest representation of Fulci that you can get!
You must get this 2-pack if you want definitive Fulci. THE BEYOND has a terrific audio commentary by MacColl and Warbeck (a few weeks before Warbeck died) which is amusing and informative, among a slew of awesome extras. THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY has a photo and still gallery set to one of the creepy compositions in the score. This is a double-dose of Fulci mayhem at its greatest, most Argento-like; a definite must-watch!
Two top-notch horror movie masterpieces!The Beyond - This is probably one of the greatest examples of the horror genre. It embodies so many different elements of horror in one very twisted way. It's got loads of gore, eye gouges, exploding heads, zombies, hell, evil house, and a beautiful female hero. There's nothing to not like about this movie (double negative). This movie is probably one of the goriest movies ever made. From the first 3 minutes it grabs you and doesn't let go until the rather ambiguous ending. It's a great piece of splatter cinema that every self-respecting horror fan should see.
House By The Cemetery - Classic haunted house movie with a lot of gore. I wouldn't say it had as much gore as Zombi 2 or The Beyond, but it had more than the average haunted house story. I saw some similarities with Amityville Horror, but there aren't many. It's very original and the whole plot kind of confused me. I'm probably gonna try to watch it again soon. It's a very good movie, though.


Plenty of life left

A Great Italian Horror flick on a poorly authored DVD.
For EURO/ITALIAN horror fans only. Others BEWARE ! !Before I begin analyzing the gore/violence, I do want to point out that the film's score is quite beautiful. Many scenes in the film are enhanced by the melodic yet eerie score which is rare in a FULCI film.
THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is Fulci's slowest moving film. It opens with a couple of brutal slayings but you'll have to wait at least another 30 minutes before another life is extinguished. Fulci fans however don't view this as a problem because the film delivers the goods during those few key moments. It has a tremendous amount of Gore. There are head stabbings, throat rippings, and a very graphic be-heading. What disturbed me about this movie was how well done many of these scenes were. It had me questioning my morals as a human being. Why do I like seeing innocent people suffer? Why do I enjoy seeing innocent people being savagely carved up & slaughtered? I honestly can't answer these questions. But this film DID leave me with a very uncomfortable feeling after viewing it.
SO please keep this in mind, if you can stomach the repulsiveness of these films, you should find HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY interesting viewing and the THREE STAR RATING I gave the film is solely for those who like this sort of morbid unpleasantness. All OTHERS, please AVOID AT ALL COSTS. You will do yourself a dis-service by viewing these types of films.
A fun horror movie!

A Great Italian Horror flick on a poorly authored DVD.
For EURO/ITALIAN horror fans only. Others BEWARE ! !Before I begin analyzing the gore/violence, I do want to point out that the film's score is quite beautiful. Many scenes in the film are enhanced by the melodic yet eerie score which is rare in a FULCI film.
THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is Fulci's slowest moving film. It opens with a couple of brutal slayings but you'll have to wait at least another 30 minutes before another life is extinguished. Fulci fans however don't view this as a problem because the film delivers the goods during those few key moments. It has a tremendous amount of Gore. There are head stabbings, throat rippings, and a very graphic be-heading. What disturbed me about this movie was how well done many of these scenes were. It had me questioning my morals as a human being. Why do I like seeing innocent people suffer? Why do I enjoy seeing innocent people being savagely carved up & slaughtered? I honestly can't answer these questions. But this film DID leave me with a very uncomfortable feeling after viewing it.
SO please keep this in mind, if you can stomach the repulsiveness of these films, you should find HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY interesting viewing and the THREE STAR RATING I gave the film is solely for those who like this sort of morbid unpleasantness. All OTHERS, please AVOID AT ALL COSTS. You will do yourself a dis-service by viewing these types of films.
A fun horror movie!
The Beyond:In the early 1920's, a man-who is a Warlock (Antoine-Saint-John) has been tortued and murder by the Clan from the Townspeople of New Orleans. Then 60 years later-a woman (Katherine Mac Coll) recieve a Hotel from her deceased Uncle and then strange things starts to happen to the very depths of Hell Itself.
T.H.B.T.C.-Directed by Lucio Fulci (The Black Cat, Gates of Hell, Zombie) made a clever but uneven bizarre horror film, which is well directed. The Screenplay by Fulci, Giorgio Mariuzzo & Dardano Sacchetti, from a Story by Elisa Briganti. has some genuine suspense and thrills but it's hurted by a far-fecthed ending that makes the film a unsatisfying factory. DVD's has an clean anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1) transfer and an fine Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround Sound. DVD Etxras are:Theatrical Trailers, T.V. Spot, Still Gallery & Talent Bios. It's definitely worth seeing (Lulci's fans will love this). Techniscope. Grade:B+.
T.B.-Directed by Lucio Fulci (Manhatten Baby, The Psychic, Lizard in a Woman's skin) made a clever, horrific, supernatural horror story with a Knockout Ending. Many Critics & Fans considered to be Fulci's Masterpiece. There's good performances by Mac Coll, David Warbeck and Cinzia Monreale. Excellent Make-Up Effects by Gianetto De Rossi, Creppy Score by Fabio Frizzi and Terrific Cinematography by Sergio Salvati highlights this flick. From a Screenplay by Fulci, Dardano Sacchetti & Giorgio Mariuzzo, from a Story by Sacchetti. DVD's has an good anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1) transfer & an strong Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound. DVD's extras are:An good entertaining and funny commentary track by Actors:Warbeck & Mac Coll, Trailers, Music Video and More. Do not miss this one. Not for the Squeamish. Techniscope. Grade:A-.