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A Black an White Classic!
YIKES!Small Private Island + Wacky Scientists + Gorgeous Blonde Daughter + Handsome Sea Captain + Jealous Drunkard + Hurricane, PLUS...SEVERAL MUTANT GIANT POISONOUS BONE KNAWING SHREWS...Equal one heck of a disaster flick!
Pretty remarkable for 1959.
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the funniest horror movie ever

Deborah Holland Soundtrack!!!
First Cyberpunk Adventures

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Very Good DVD ReleaseNot only does it contain EL ALAMEIN, but also contains the 1951 MGM picture GO FOR BROKE! starring Van Johnson. It looks and sounds pretty good, but not as good as EL ALAMEIN did. Both films contain a 6-chapter search feature.
Both films are excellent and this is definitely worth buying.
GO FOR IT!The Battle of El Alamein was a real treat. It is in Letterbox format, and unlike Go For Broke is in color... which is absolutely striking. The film is dubbed but is very interesting in that it tells the story of combat in the North African desert - FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE ITALIANS!!!
Marengo did a great job on these films and if you like war movies I highly recommend this double feature.


Fun but DisappointingThe problem with these films is that they are way too sympathetic to juvenile delinquents and avoid becoming too over-the-top. The fun with old j.d. films is when they really exaggerate the problems with youths and show them to be almost a different species from adults instead of young confused teens reacting to equally clueless adults. However, these films give a relatively balanced portrayal of both the teens and the adults. This is a good thing for those trying to be educated, but a bad thing for fans of old exploitation movies looking to be entertained. Furthermore, the adults in both films are just too level-headed to be funny. There is also very little action, except for some actual mild prison riot footage near the beginning of Jacktown. Both films are very talky. They are still interesting films and are naive to a degree. And "Lost, Lonely and Vicious" has a lead character clearly based upon James Dean. But the DVD is mostly worthwhile because of the value of getting two films plus the extras on one disc.
In contrast to the main features, "Morality in Crisis", made by the Bible Institute of LA, is an alarmist load of fun full of misinformation about what the Bible says about private morality. The best part of this short involves an very overweight police Sgt. who can barely speak because he's so nervous in front of the camera showing off samples of the police department's stash of drugs, and there's a scene in which the short's host unintentionally gives j.d.s tips on how to make homemade weapons.
Another short, "Little Miss Delinquent", which I believe was filmed in Toronto, is also level-headed and balanced, but still manages to be of great interest thanks to the absolutely amazing performance by the lead female. Unfortunately, there are no credits given and I have no idea if she continued with an acting career, but I'd be interested to find out.
There are also some great trailers for films which appear to be much more entertaining j.d. films than the main features.
If you already own the better j.d. films available, such as Ed Wood's "Violent Years", this makes a nice addition, but there are better films available.
Terrific set features nicely paired troubled-youth indiesWhile the advertising art for Lost Lonely and Vicious promises a more lurid, salacious film, it's essentially a Hollywood psychodrama (shot in Tuscaloosa, Alabama) concerning up-and-coming movie actor and neurotic jerk Johnnie Dennis (a loose parody of James Dean) who's "obsessed with death" and has a habit of reckless driving. Johnnie's crew of wannabee actors Walt, Pinkie, and Darlene, cranky ballet dancer Buddy, and silent hulk Pig, hang around a seedy drug store (where the patrons dance to an ocarina-playing geezer), complain about their casting directors and agents, and leer at the female clientele. An Edwoodian ambiance is established immediately by obvious stock footage of Tinseltown landmarks, the poverty-stricken drug store set (which looks more like Tuscaloosa than Schwab's), amateurish acting, and loopy narration ("In this town of make-believe, the truth behind the scenes is also filled with drama . . ."). Johnnie, who has just gotten a starring role in a picture after years playing bits, is trying to end an affair with his knockout dramatic coach Tanya (Lilyan Chauvin), who swears she's only interested in his career, and who owns a Bizarro-look self-portrait Johnnie painted portraying himself as a corpse with a skeleton hand ("he brings death into his paintings"). Try to follow Johnnie's convoluted logic as he argues with Tanya about not attending the premiere of his movie. Between acting jobs he gets his kicks chicken-running with Walt and lurking about at the public library, where he reads a book about death and the mind ("a dark continent of motive and desire"). After nearly running down pretty drug store clerk Helen (Barbara Wilson), he stalks her at the library, 'kidnaps' her and takes her on a joy ride that ends up in a pond, takes her home and meets her dad, and delivers a strange monologue about trees (the leaves make "a funny little laughing sound" in the wind). Unfortunately, where Johnnie should be brooding, sullen, or intense, he more often comes off as maudlin, whimsical, or just plain wacko. Rather than offer any explanation for Johnnie's bizarre behavior, the script serves up comical pseudo-existentialist psychobabble instead; Tanya: "I don't understand you, Johnnie." Johnnie: "Who does?"; Johnnie says he was "lost" in the library for two days ("it's a big place") because he "had to look up something." Finally, after a climactic brawl with Walt behind the drug store, Johnnie tosses the ghoulish self-portrait in his car and roars off into the night, while flashbacks dissolve across the painting. Will Johnnie's morbid "death wish" spell his doom? Or will he be saved by Helen's love? Definitely a twisted curio item with enough cheesy atmosphere, bizarre plotting, wooden acting, and goofy dialogue to satisfy undemanding fans of low-budget '50s schlock.
Surprisingly, the source prints for both features, save for some light speckling, occasional visible grain, and a few seconds of light lining, look great, exhibiting overall excellent brightness, contrast, tonal scale, sharpness, and shadow/highlight detail. The extras are very solid, with a terrific dud-free trailer collection (Cool and the Crazy, Cry Baby Killer, Jacktown, Lost Lonely and Vicious, Eighteen and Anxious, Joy Ride, Teenage Wolfpack) and three fun shorts, Crisis in Morality, Hell Is a Place Called Hollywood, and Little Miss Delinquent, which all tie in somehow with the features. 'Crisis' purports to demonstrate the links between every social vice and lack of religious (Christian) faith; a little dry at first but fairly entertaining. 'Hell', which would make a great lead-in to Ed Wood's Sinister Urge, presents the story of a Midwestern beauty contest winner who lands a movie part, stays in Hollywood hoping to become an actress, and eventually falls into bondage and smut picture modeling in order to make ends meet. Little Miss Delinquent is a generic but superior 'bad girl/clueless parents' short produced by the Film Board of Canada in cooperation with Warrendale, "a remedial center for adolescent girls." It's got better acting and production values than your typical industrial film, though whether you find it amusing or merely unsettling probably depends on whether you have any teenage daughters. Also included is another fine Something Weird 'Trash-O-Rama' audiovisual gallery of miscellaneous exploitation art and radio spots (featuring a nice repro of the way-bizarre one-sheet for The Lonely Sex, among many others). For my money, one of the best, most consistent SW DVD packages (though the extras still have the crummy logos on them); fans of 1950s youth-oriented cheapies can't go wrong.


A couple of spaceship crashes in "The Twilight Zone"
Really good DVD"Death ship". Three astronauts land on another planet and see a duplicate of their ship, with their dead bodies inside it!
"Still Valley". A civil war scout comes upon a town where everybody is frozen in place. It turns out they are under a spell by an old man with a black magic book.


Very Well Done
Markie Post Rules!! Great Movie!!

It's what you've been waiting for!I worked at a CBS affiliate and scared people kept calling wanting to know if it was real.
Anyway, this is a fun movie. It is not HAMLET and is a bit over the top at times. But if you get into the spirit of things you might occasionally feel a chill go up your spine.
It's the "War of the Worlds" as presented on TV...

Zany Guilty PleasureOn her way home from the party, a weird rainstorm hits. It causes the entire world to go into a sleep from which only the women awake days later. What will Lisa do? Why, take her cheatin' husbands' job as town sheriff and unsuccessfully attempt to stop the rampant looting and chaos, of course.
And it gets loonier. It eventually turns into a road movie when Lisa, her sister, the town's senior citizen floozy, and the local feminist all jump in an RV and head to Elysium, a new society that was made by women for women. On the way, they meet hippie chicks, biker babes and scientists who want to make sure the human race continues. There are enough zany shenanigans here to satisfy the guiltiest of pleasures.
VIVA LA VULVA!
Frisky, Feisty and FierceTHE NEW WOMEN gives you that rare aesthetic density, a funky, sophisticated humor and a provocative voila! Riffing off the feisty, all-female melodrama George Cukor pioneered in THE WOMEN, this film likewise exults in an all-girl milieu, but amped with a sci-fi premise. The film's humor is sharp and ingenious, and the women are by turns frenetic, profound, campy and coy - full-bodied females that straight cinema could care less about.


Superb showa Gamera film, subpar DVDHowever, the DVD from alpha video isn't quite up to task of showing this classic kaiju film in all of its brilliance. The worst problem on the disc is the print of the film. The film is in color, but you might not know that unless you knew it was beforehand. The colors are so faded on the film, it could be thought that it was filmed in black and white. Yet, this film can not be found on region 1 DVD anywhere else, and for 7 bucks, I highly recommend you pick it up, despite its faults.
Awesome movie
Fun, fun,fun!This should be required viewing for everyone that loves stuffy movies... it should cure them!
Arre!