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So Where's Their Hugo Award?!
Tesca Nemerosa is awesome...
Roughnecks-The Starshop Troopers Chronicles series

Rhino Misses Mark on Volume 2As a collector of odd-ball films I own a ton (many of them are Rhino tapes), but when Rhino started putting out double-sided DVD disks I became a died-in-wool MST collector too because for me the MSTied versions are like really, really good commentary tracks added to the disks. They are the kind of commentary tracks that all good DVD commentary tracks should aspire to be!
But now I discovered beginning with MST3K - Collection Volume 2, Rhino has reverted to the old practice of only one-sided disks!! Shame!! Tragedy!! On top of that, they've left the retail price in the same ballpark as the first collection which contained both versions of each film!
Oh yeah, I've read posts from others, "Rhino doesn't need to put the un-MSTied versions on the disks, those films are not worth viewing anyway! TRUE MST fans only want the MST episodes, blah, blah, blahâ¦" Well, here is one person who is really saddened that Rhino has lowered the value of their disks (and not lowered the price!) Shame!
Who was the marketing genius at Rhino who dreamed this one up? I think there are other folks like me who enjoyed having the original films on the disks. I thought Rhino staff were people who (like me) who had a genuine love for off-beat cinema! Maybe Rhino has marketing-types running the show at company headquarters now instead of people who have a love for the product.
Here's the short version: Rhino won me over by putting out MST WITH the uncut films. Yes I'm still a big MST fan, but when allocating scarce dollars I will think twice about what gets purchased first. You know what? I don't own any of the single-sided disks. Rhino can sit on 'em! I'll buy them when they show up in the $5 cut-out bins.
Pisstified in S.F.,
Bob Burns
Keep circulating the DVDs, Rhino!Angels Revenge (bad puctuation not mine): a blatant, charm-free Charlie's Angels poser. The 'angels' aren't even remotely attractive, but they use their womenly wiles to bring down the drug trade. The real surprise in this one is the --ahem-- famous names, like Jim Backus, Alan Hale (he's shown up in a BUNCH of MST-treated flicks), and good heavens--Mr. Haney. Summary: cheesy 70s T&A theme flick, with as little story as possible, so as not to burden the audience. A dippy teacher rounds up a model, a scary stuntwoman, a lousy Vegas singer, and some other person to defeat the pushers. This one takes more than one viewing to enjoy the jokes, because it is JUST that bad.
Cave Dwellers: Rhino was smart to package this movie in the set that houses its sibling, Pod People. This cinematic train wreck has the same jumbled production values of Pod People--you'll recognize it immediately. Signature element: scenes from some other movie play behind the opening credits. Cave Dwellers gave Miles O'Keefe a set of fringed boots, a tiny loincloth, and not much else. You will HOWL during the host segment when Joel & the Bots do a half-screen action sequence of the guy with the fruity hat.
Summary: ?? go to the ends of the earth, and you still won't get what this turkey is about. Images not to be missed: Ator & Thong's fight with invisible monsters, Ator hangliding, and the scene with the "Most Attractive Man of the Middle Ages--MY MY MY!" Ultimately, there is a short bit of the actual Cave Dwellers, but the film has zero to do with them. ??
Pod People: HUZZAH! A real crapfest, complete with a bargain basement Alf wannabe. Can you imagine the pitch for this film? I think it must've gone like this: let's have a cuddly but murderous alien, a bad rock band, a weird mountain family with a poorly dubbed child, and OH! for extra spice, POACHERS! If this leaves you saying, "What the hell?" -- you are ready to watch the movie.
Summary: cuddly Alf-like killers inconvenience a bad rock group's weekend in the mountains.
Shorts, Vol 1: the best Shorts volume, IMHO. This set of shorts has actual hosting by Tom and includes The Home Economics Story, Junior Rodeo Daredevils, Body Care & Grooming (they're cops!), Cheating, A Date with Your Family, and Why Study Industrial Arts? A Date with Your Family is my personal favorite--"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant." This short couldn't get any whiter if it tried. Life in the 50s as introduced to us by the MST cast!
A great boxed set--pop the popcorn and get ready for cinema's disasters to spin in your player. A must for MST collectors, and even the box design is cute!
a near perfect collection of MST goodness1. To have also included another great episode, and one of my personal favorites, "Manos: The Hands Of Fate".
2. Instead of the rather dull and uninspired "Angels Revenge", they could have included the much funnier and lesser known "Incredible Melting Man"...which was the best of the Mike Nelson episodes (in my opinion of course).
But you can't have it all. And this collection is the best of the bunch, so far. and what you lose by having "Angels Revenge", you make up for by having the delightful "Shorts" disk, a feature of the show that was always a highlight.
I freely admit that in my opinion the show was never the same when original host and series creator Joel Hodgson left, but the show remained a laugh-out-loud study in sarcasim. and i never get tired of reliving old times with Crow, Tom Servio and the rest of the guys on the Satellite Of Love.

The Collection is decidedly Mike-centric, with The Creeping Terror, Bloodlust, and The Skydivers all culled from his reign during the sixth season. Series creator Joel Hodgson's participation is relegated to season 2's Catalina Caper, a fan favorite that at one time was pulled from circulation over rights issues. As with most of Rhino's MST3K DVDs, each disc is dual-sided, with one side devoted to the original, uncut version of each film, and the other given over to the "MSTied" version. Theatrical trailers for each movie round out the remainder of the supplemental features. Given the size of this presentation, it might have been interesting to include some interviews with the show's writers and performers (Comedy Central once ran a passable special about the series), but fans will still appreciate having these four episodes together, each providing a wealth of laugh-out-loud moments. --Paul Gaita

not the best of, but a good collectionBloodlust stars Robert Reed(brady bunch dad) and not much else. Clincher is when the other guy gets refered to as the techie, and also complains that computer haven't been invented yet(the guy's a total nerd)
Sykdivers stars the sky in it's best performance yet.. and some people jumping out of planes. Once again the title of the film says it all. Don't expect a plot, just sky diveing. Somehow it's suppose to be a movie but feels more like a skydiving documentery. Clincher is the bar scene, which didn't fit into the moive.
Catalina Caper stars adults pretending to be kids, and of course creepy girl. Clincher is of course creepy girl song. It has a 60's Disney feel. yep it's lame.
The creeping Terror stars an alien with a long rug trailing behind it. This movie was so bad that before mst3k got it, it was overdubbed with a narrator, cause the acting is just that bad. Clincher is the dance scene. Ten minutes of a dance hall ends eventually with the creeping terror actually eating everyone, and not one person runs!! This is the best of the 4 movies.
Absolutely hilarious
So It's a Skydiving Film... Without Skydivers. 'Nuff Said!Who would've thought that the perfect instruments of torture could be B movies? Well, we quickly learn that this is possible with the show. MST3K is all about a man (either Joel Hodgson or Mike Nelson) and his robots being forced to watch some of the worst movies ever created. In the process, they wisecrack their way through every single one of them. It is a talent to admire, as many of us can do the same thing; however, many of us cannot get the same hilarious results as these guys do.
The set includes the movies "Bloodlust," "Catalina Caper," "The Creeping Terror," and "The Skydivers." The best ones are "Bloodlust" and "The Skydivers," as they are really lousy movies; meaning that the boys are able to come up with some hilarious lines and observations. You also have the chance to see these films without the MST3K crew (why in the world would you want to subject yourself to that??!!). Theatrical trailers for the movies are also available on the DVDs.
This is a wonderful show that is brilliantly clever and fresh. It will always remain a favorite of mine, that's for sure. "Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume 1" is a treat to have and a joy to watch. You'll be watching each episode over and over again. A MUST for MST3K fans all around.


Great movie!reviews for this flick; they were so positive
that I took the chance and was well rewarded.
This movie is just a 'sleeper', pure and simple.
The same thing happened with that other David Twohy
classic, Pitch Black. Twohy knows his stuff, knows
how to make a really really solid sci-fi movie.
There are great special effects here (mostly towards
the end), but this little gem has such good character development,
fine acting, pace etc., that
special effects (which I love when well done) aren't
important to the success of this film. I'll put it this
way: there is a sea of Sci-Fi out there- I'll take
more of this!
At the very least rent this and see for yourself.
THE ARRIVAL IS SIMPLY THE BEST/MISSION TO MARS NOT
Ranks among the best sci-fi thrillers (maybe it IS the best)To say anymore would be unforgivable, as Twohy packs in believable twists and turns throughout the plot, which is fun without insulting the brain, and complex without ever bogging down in mind-numbing confusion. The script does have a few head-scratchers here and there (I was particularly miffed that Lindsay Crouse's character, an environmentalist, wasn't familiar with the concept of terraforming) and some contrivances, but they're hardly bothersome and aren't noticeable until a second viewing.
As good a screenwriter as Twohy is, he's even more adept as a director (further proven by Pitch Black, a superbly crafted deep-space thriller with a script not even half as smart as The Arrival's). With great pacing and precise editing, Twohy builds momentum with each discovery Sheen unfolds, until it culminates to an edge-of-the-seat climax that's quite satisfying (unlike...cough...cough..."V: the Final Battle", Independence Day).
The cast is all-around effective, with Sheen delivering a surprisingly terrific performance as the paranoid astronomer. It's great to see an intelligent protagonist who thinks his way out of tight jams, rather than shooting and blowing up everything in sight. No one else gets half of Sheen's screentime, but Ron Silver is nicely ambiguous as his boss, and Teri Polo, however underused, is fine as Sheen's girlfriend. Lindsay Crouse also makes a good impression as an environmentalist studying some strange activity.
On a technical level, some sci-fi fans might be a little disappointed. Those weaned on "V" and ID4 will notice the lack of large-scale special effects. Sorry, no disc-shaped motherships here. Still, the visuals present are mostly decent, certainly passable enough that they don't become a distraction to the plot. Despite the use of CGI in its more primitive stages (this was '96, after all) the effects are still occasionally excellent and imaginative, such as the spherical object those tight-lipped men wield. Composer Arthur Kempel's score adds a bit more tension to the already excruciating suspense, and evokes a creepy atmosphere during the film's quieter moments.
Remember, folks, The Arrival is a rarity, a once in a while example of how pure movie magic can be created when we've got dedicated filmmakers who want to intrigue the audience rather than catering to demographics just for the sake of box office returns. Forget Independence Day, The War of the Worlds, or V and its sequel, The Arrival is the most satisfying depiction of alien invasion to date (note: Signs is actually an overall better film than The Arrival, but that picture was mostly a microcosmic look at a possible alien invasion, and was not necessarily in and of itself about the existence of aliens).
**** 1/2 out of *****


Rhino Misses Mark on Volume 3As a collector of odd-ball films I own a ton (many of them are Rhino tapes), but when Rhino started putting out double-sided DVD disks I became a died-in-wool MST collector too because for me the MSTied versions are like really, really good commentary tracks added to the disks. They are the kind of commentary tracks that all good DVD commentary tracks should aspire to be!
But now I discovered beginning with MST3K - Collection Volume 2, Rhino has reverted to the old practice of only one-sided disks!! Shame!! Tragedy!! On top of that, they've left the retail price in the same ballpark as the first collection which contained both versions of each film!
Oh yeah, I've read posts from others, "Rhino doesn't need to put the un-MSTied versions on the disks, those films are not worth viewing anyway! TRUE MST fans only want the MST episodes, blah, blah, blahâ¦" Well, here is one person who is really saddened that Rhino has lowered the value of their disks (and not lowered the price!) Shame!
Who was the marketing genius at Rhino who dreamed this one up? I think there are other folks like me who enjoyed having the original films on the disks. I thought Rhino staff were people who (like me) who had a genuine love for off-beat cinema! Maybe Rhino has marketing-types running the show at company headquarters now instead of people who have a love for the product.
Here's the short version: Rhino won me over by putting out MST WITH the uncut films. Yes I'm still a big MST fan, but when allocating scarce dollars I will think twice about what gets purchased first. You know what? I don't own any of the single-sided disks. Rhino can sit on 'em! I'll buy them when they show up in the $5 cut-out bins.
Pisstified in S.F.,
Bob Burns
A real MST treat!"Sidehackers" is a real hoot! It's such a stinker it should come with a clothes pin for your nose. The bots are in rare form! I loved the "Shorts" the best. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard! Thanks for the fun guys!
Can't stop laughing...A very good collection I thought,buy it today and laugh for a month...


Gems and stones in the same bag
Felt the need to comment
The definitive DVD collection!?Too bad, then, that there are glaring omissions in this otherwise superb offering. Why is it, for instance, that there are apparently no interviews, commentary or featurettes with Sigourney Weaver?? Without her, the series would be infinitely less accessible and interesting. Her role in "Alien" was a groundbreaking, gender-bending eye-opener, and her Oscar-nominated performance in "Aliens" was equally revolutionary.
Second, why was "The Alien Legacy" substituted for "The Alien Saga"? The latter, narrated by John Hurt of "Alien," was a spectacular and riveting analysis of the making of each film in the series and their relevance. It provides a wonderful, insightful bookend for the series, and includes interviews with the principals, including Weaver!
Lastly, while some featurette material focuses on H.R. Giger, I wonder if it's too little? This master's imprint on the series - and subsequent sci-fi/fantasy films in general - is indelible and unmistakable. His creepy-yet-beautiful artistry not only created arguably the most memorable creature in film history, but supplied the wondrous alien environments as well. Directors come and go, but his influence was omnipresent throughout the series and should not be overlooked.
I mention these shortcomings simply because they're glaring in such a stupefyingly comprehensive collection. This is a must-own for me and should be for any serious fan of film. Twentieth Century Fox is to be commended for a collection that truly honors the series' fans and film connoisseurs in general.


Superb on all counts!) wishes to study it for the advancement of mankind, the American adventurers (Forrest Tucker and Robert Brown) want to exploit it for personal gain, Rolleson's wife advocates a healthy fear of it and the impressionable McNee is driven to madness in an attempt to understand it; something for everyone. Add an evocative score and this one amounts to nothing less than cinamatic genious. Don't miss it!!
One of my fave old moviesI love the psychological tension. You do not have to see the yeti to be afraid. You sense he is always lurking just outside the camera's view. I prefer that to special effects wizardry in creating monsters. I much prefer the psychological tension to the visual scare.
This movie is well worth the cost of the DVD. Order your copy today and refresh your appreciation for the old movies that pre-date special effects wizardry.
Simple and Fun

Good Film, But An Even Better PrognosticatorMAROONED is, as I've said, not an unflawed film. The dialogue that the fine cast, which includes Gregory Peck, Richard Crenna, and Gene Hackman, has to deal with is arguably quite banal. Another complication that arises is that the film's director, John Sturges, was better known for his work in the western genre (including THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN) and was thus not totally comfortable in the sci-fi genre. The third problem is that the special effects, which won a justly deserved Oscar in 1969, are obviously dated in ways in which those of "2001" aren't.
As a pre-cursor of things to come, however, MAROONED is unbelievably prescient. The film was released in December 1969. Four months later, in April 1970, the film's situation was echoed almost directly by the real-life saga of Apollo 13, whose three-man crew was almost stranded permanently in space when one of their oxygen tanks exploded on their way to the Moon. And like the 1995 film APOLLO 13, MAROONED shows NASA trying to come up with the right solutions to a very difficult situation. On that score alone, even though thirty years of cinematic advancements have rendered it dated to a certain degree, MAROONED still has considerable weight to it.
Unfairly bashed film!
Finally -- this much-maligned classic is on DVD!

Like the title says
Yep, I got a nose army for yaSoderbergh is dissecting himself.
The bug guy is his wannabe-wild-and-zany-lady's man side who wants fame and other meglomania and when he gets what he wants, it's all about violence and being a rebel.
The guy with the striped socks is his always-trying-to-make-a-smart-and-philosophical-deep-comment side.
Him and his (ex)wife have affairs with each other when they put on glasses as if to say they aren't really attracted to each other unless they play a role.
First time I saw this film, I was living in Memphis and my girlfriend at the time wanted to take naked pictures of me in a small cardboard box (because she thought it would be funny to see me "boxed in") for a photography class. I told her the only way that would happen is if she bought me a twelve pack or a couple bottles of wine and I rented a movie. I grabbed this one and I never noticed her taking the pictures (Yes, I watched this movie naked and drunk in a small cardboard box. The pictures are hilarious.)
Another side note: The guy sitting at the counter in front of the camara when the Number 1 comes out owns this bar I go to too much.
By far, my favorite movie of all time. Well, unless you want to include Aguirre Wrath of God or some other movie I find genius in. Or that you find genius in as well. I don't mean to be diminutive to your opinions or feelings.
Ok, I'll shut up now.
It should contain nothing that can't be confirmed or deniedThere really is kind of a plot to this film. Steven Soderbergh, who directed and wrote this film, stars in it as well. An employee who writes speeches for a cult known as Eventualism dies suddenly, and Soderbergh's characater is assigned the task of saving the organization with a new speech, part of which must follow the rules set out in the title of the review.
Along the way hilarity ensues. The more I watch the film the more I see and the more my mind spins that anyone thought this up and was able to put it together coherently. To me one of the biggest targets of the film is language. There are characters who speak in substitute words: "Hoodwink scatterbox? Hasty landmine?" "Ambassador jumpsuit landmine.", scenes where the characters speak in generalizations (mentioned in Tom Keogh's review), and the whole last act that replays many scenes in the first act and brings together actions from the second act (where both main characters switch bodies into other characters that are lookalikes), but with Soderbergh's character dubbed in three different languages. And you know what? It doesn't matter because you still know exactly what's going on and you don't really care what they actually say, because it's all damn funny in the process.
There is the layer of social commentary as well. TV talk shows where the host is so bored he visualizes naked tree cutting, naked man on a bike (there must be something to comment on there), cult followers of Eventualism, paranoia of the mole, reverse female weight desire, ripping tags off of mattresses, loyalty to your company and projects...the whole thing has to be seen to believed.
In my opinion this film is far cleverer and funny than 95% of the comedies being produced today. Definitely funnier than anything involving Julia Roberts falling down multiple times. Challenge yourself to a new experience and check this one out. It's one of a kind.


NOT BAD AT ALL...
Jon graham
Great thriller; fast-paced and lots of fun.
a Science Fiction landmark.
Forget the awkwardly conceived Starship Troopers film, this is
true Heinlein. In fact, for a computer animated "cartoon" series, there is more interesting detail, depth and characterization then is normally encountered in most normal
TV and film fare. Why the creators of Roughnecks have not already been voted at least one Hugo award for their efforts is
a ridiculous lapse in judgement -- especially considering the
absurd awarding of Harry Potter.
Roughnecks is the mini-series I imagined possible when I first
saw the Sexy Robot American Can commercial on television over 20
years ago. Let's hope there's much more to come from these folks; the makers of Final Fantasy have a lot to learn from them!