Paiute Movie Reviews


EARLY MEL GIBSON

King of jestersHere he is doing the same again, this time with a bit more panache. Hubert Hawkins (Kaye) lives in the woods with outlaws taking care of the real king, still a baby. Hawkins is reduced to being the nanny, but wishes to be a hero. And he finally gets his chance, when the king has to be transfered. Unfortunately the new king wants to have a ball and his men are looking for pretty wenches to attend it, so Hawkins' companion (Glynis Johns) gets taken. Also Hawkins makes a mistake when looking for his contact inside the castle and starts making plans with one of the greatest villains (and Sherlocks), Basil Rathbone. Alan Rickman -fans: if you still don't know Rathbone, check this one out, you might like him, too.
The princess (Angela Lansbury) has been waiting for a prince that would take him away, and she takes a fancy to Hawkins, who arrives disguised as the new jester, straight from Italian court - the best place to court Italians. He is mixed up in several plots and gets hypnotized like that *snap* in and out all the time, without knowing what's happening. So the mess is ready - and the king, the baby with the purple pimpernel, is still in the castle, in danger of being found out...
The movie is absolutely one of the best Kaye made, colourful, fast, hilarious, with wonderful word-games. Still it is a pity he never really got to try on a different kind of a role, something with some depth. But one must work and in his (or Sylvia Fine's) own words: "A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!"
Get it? Got it. Good.
"the perfect storm" of farces"The Court Jester" is a wonderful exception. Panama and Frank were at their peak with a wildly convoluted send-up of Robin Hood and similar derring-do. In addition to the clever wordplay, they aren't afraid to descend to the deliriously dumb -- when Glynis Johns, pretending to be a deaf-mute, makes 15 seconds worth of hand gestures that Kaye interprets as "No," he explains it's because she stutters.
The Panama-Frank direction is also on-target. When Kaye and Johns clobber John Carradine, it's shown as shadows on the wall, in the best Michael Curtiz fashion.
Danny Kaye's wife, Sylvia Fine, wrote a lot of specialty material for him. Her comic songs are often modeled on Gilbert & Sullivan; "The Maladjusted Jester" is her take on "Oh, a private buffoon" from "The Yeomen of the Guard." (I suspect she wanted to use Sullivan's music, but couldn't, as it was still under British copyright.)
Basil Rathbone reprises Sir Guy from "The Adventures of Robin Hood," and Panama-Frank gave him plenty of screen time, both as an actor and as a fencer -- Rathbone is the consummate slick villain. And what can one say about Glynis Johns but "delicious," or Mildred Natwick but "inimitable," or Angela Lansbury but "chunky"? (Sorry about that.)
Pretty much a perfect entertainment -- the ideal film to chase away the blues.


Could you feel more awkward?
A WONDERFUL AUSTRALIAN SLEEPER WITH A YOUNG MEL GIBSON...While he does work around her house, she gets to know him, as well as his protective, working class family. As time goes on, a deep fondness that ripens into love develops between the two. He brings her out of her shell, taking the edge off her loneliness and self-imposed isolation, and she teaches him to read and explains concepts that will enable him to function better in the world around him. Their symbiotic relationship and consequential poignant romance is dealt with sensitivity in the film. Based upon Colleen McCullough's book of the same name, this is a very well acted film, with fine performances by the supporting cast, as well as by the leads.
Beautiful, Poignant

Could you feel more awkward?
A WONDERFUL AUSTRALIAN SLEEPER WITH A YOUNG MEL GIBSON...While he does work around her house, she gets to know him, as well as his protective, working class family. As time goes on, a deep fondness that ripens into love develops between the two. He brings her out of her shell, taking the edge off her loneliness and self-imposed isolation, and she teaches him to read and explains concepts that will enable him to function better in the world around him. Their symbiotic relationship and consequential poignant romance is dealt with sensitivity in the film. Based upon Colleen McCullough's book of the same name, this is a very well acted film, with fine performances by the supporting cast, as well as by the leads.
Beautiful, Poignant

a stylish muddle
Watch "The Offense"It's a pretty good movie, unless you keep watching it, and realize that it's a scrambled version of the old Sean Connery film "The Offense", where a suspect (who may or may not be the murderer) "turns the tables" on the cops and has an altercation with the interrogating policeman (I won't ruin the end of "The Offense", but it's more gripping, in "The Offensive" than "Deceiver", in my opinion).
Apparently Sean Connery cut a deal with his studio to make a few "artsy" movies (including "The Offense" and "The Wall") if he made a bunch of James Bond movies.
"Deceiver" is pretty ok, and I kept watching, but "The Offense" is the source, and better. Presumably there were sources for "The Offense" though, but I don't know them.
Check out "The Offense", and prepare to be "offended"!!!
Manipulated and Lied toThere's confusion in this film, and not just the good kind of confused as you try to understand who did what.
I know it sounds like I really didn't think much of Deceiver. On the contrary, while the story has its share of problems there are times when it delivers the goods. The triangle of tension and deceit between the police detectives and Wayland is compelling. Tim Roth steals the show as Wayland. Roth is both vulnerable yet calculating and devilishly devious - a heady and interesting mix.

This is a solid, workmanlike World War II picture that, having been made in 1953 rather than 1943, can acknowledge a degree of eccentric humanity and soldierly professionalism in the enemy. Featured guest star James Mason reprises his Rommel from The Desert Fox (1951)--playing all his scenes in German except for a scene of ironical repartee with Burton. Another distinguished Brit, Robert Newton, gets costar billing as a boozy, self-confessed coward who used to be Burton's schoolmaster once upon a time. However, a goodly number of Australians--including Chips Rafferty and Charles "Bud" Tingwell (still going strong nearly 50 years later in Paul Cox's wonderful Innocence)--rate at least as much screen time. Robert Wise directed, with a trimness that reminds us he started out as an editor, and the pungent black-and-white cinematography is by Lucien Ballard. --Richard T. Jameson

Desert Heroes
Widescreen or Full Format?
An excellent war drama, with timely elementsI have to admit, I watched this in the hopes that I might gain some additional insight into the desert fighting in Iraq.
And I did. Even though this is a 50-year old movie, the desert scenes...the horrible reality of a "war in a desert"...gives this film another subtext for the viewer, and makes it all the more gripping.
Yes, there are the standard war-movie subplots, but for the most part, there's a lot of uncommonly good elements to this movie. The Aussie aspect, the procedural details to the raids and attacks. It's constantly involving...
Consider this a safe bet for war film fans, and an equally safe bet for those who simply enjoy a good story well told.


Saved by DVD
Corman and Price strike again
One underrated gem of a chiller and a blah film for filler.The plot has to do with a warlock (Price) being burned but cursing the townfolk and swearing his return and revenge. Years later, the warlock's good-hearted descendant (also Price) returns to the village to claim the warlock's mansion. He finds a town in waste, frightened villagers who give birth to hideous mutations, and of course, some lingering resentment. How long will it be before Price is possessed by his ancestor through the evil painting over the mantel? As you know, not too long. Price then continues his ancestor's evil work of sacrifice and trying to conjure up an ancient monster from the pit in his basement. You've likely seen it before, though maybe not in a movie from the 60's, and it's punched over with relish and skill here, not to mention some genuine gruesomeness, and will be very enjoyable to genre fans. And did I mention the music is good?
Sure, the ending lacks clarity, if not conviction (What exactly happened to the monster?), but overall HP may just be the best adaptation of Lovecraft material out there, watered-down as it is. (I'm not a fan of Re-Animator and its ilk.)
Tower of London (1962) is a rather plain Shakespearian costume drama of intrigue and murder. Think of it as Corman Meets The Bard. Price is fine, but he could portray this kind of mad monarch in his sleep, and I think he did so a few times.
He stars as a 15th-Century English gentryman who will stop at nothing to ascend to the throne. He engages in all sorts of torture and murder, none of it as sadistic or as involving as it wants to be. He grows more loony each time he murders, until finally in his insanity a vision of all his former victims rise against him...
TofL is not really horror, but has some supernatural overtones in a sense: rats, ravens, magicians and the like. So therefore it ain't historical, neither, despite being based on real events and persons: Richard III, the Plantaganets and such. There is a set-bound quality to it, and the battle scenes (if you can call them that) consist mostly of a few soldiers marching and stock footage and some edits. It all looks cheap, but was probably even cheaper than it looks, even for Corman.
Having a lesser cast also detracts; the 1939 Universal version had Karloff, Rathbone, Nan Grey and Leo G. Carroll, plus Price himself as a victim drowned in a wine vat. This has only Price, and he is unable carry this whole cardboard enterprise by his lonesome. Mildly entertaining while it's running, but disappointing at the finish, and quite forgettable.
Still, The Haunted Palace alone is worth the price of a purchase, so getting Tower of London on the same disc is merely a bonus. Recommended.


One of the worst movies everThis has got to be the stupiedest movie I have EVER seen! ...The plot (if you could even call it that) is ludicrous. The acting awful. The "special effects" are third rate. The whole movie just stinks!
Please, please don't waste your money on this movie. Go for some of the other Howling movies. This one isn't even worth renting, much less buying!!
A great DVD for a not so great movie
Howling III - The Marsupials

One of the worst movies everThis has got to be the stupiedest movie I have EVER seen! ...The plot (if you could even call it that) is ludicrous. The acting awful. The "special effects" are third rate. The whole movie just stinks!
Please, please don't waste your money on this movie. Go for some of the other Howling movies. This one isn't even worth renting, much less buying!!
A great DVD for a not so great movie
Howling III - The Marsupials

Not to my likingIt was a big mistake. I had hoped this DVD would have the same quality as Bennett-Watts "The new flyfishing basics" but it looks like a cheap transfer from plain video. You will not find any HD widescreen content on this disc.
My recollection of tropical waters are of blue waterscapes. I often thought this disc was shot in grey video instead of color.
The quality of the video is poor, in my opinion a waste of the DVD medium.
This is not a destination video but a how-to exercise, I would have liked to see more bonefish though instead of people talking about basics on reels, rods and lines. Those subjects are already properly discussed in the new flyfishing basics DVD.
Too much tech-talk and not enough fishing for my taste.
What really put me off in the beginning of this DVD was the lack of interest of the Bonefish school kids. One guy in particular was busy unpacking his reelcase why a speaker was explaining fishing rods from bamboo to graphite. I found some of the camera positions in this video very weird, like seeing this guy being more interested in fiddling with his reels then listening to the speaker. Maybe the cameraguy had one to many drinks at the time.
A real dissapointment from Bennet-Watt. I had expected high quality video from them but instead they seem to rush their old video material on DVD. My only good DVD that has saltwater flyfishing content on it still remains "Rex Hunt in the top end" from Australia's Rex Hunt. It is a PAL DVD and a reminder to all those fishing video makers out there how to do the job properly.
Bonefish School & Billy Pate's Salt H20
Highly recommendFor anyone who wants to improve their skills in saltwater fly fishing, this is an absolute 'must buy" item.