Munda Movie Reviews

Silk Stocking Sadist, a Factory 2000 production better known as Silk Stocking Strangler, stars the incomparable, gorgeous Misty Mundae and fellow After Hours Cinema starlet Katie Jordan in a film that goes beyond eroticism and kinkiness into a world that some viewers, even Misty fans, may find uncomfortable to watch. You expect the whole girl-girl thing with Katie and Misty (and it really doesn't get much better than what you will find here), but Silk Socking Sadist is also heavy on the fetishism, with elements of bondage, asphyxiation, and kinky shoe appreciation, all culminating in a hanging scene. It is not really as bad as it sounds, but those who like to pretend the naughtiest of activities do not exist will want to steer clear of this one. As far as the story goes, Jackie (Katie Jordan) and Olivia (Misty Mundae) are behind on the rent, so they agree to perform a number of increasingly extreme shows for their lecherous landlord. The ultimate conclusion is disturbing yet powerful.

The Naughty Edition of the film comes with a making-of featurette, and it is really quite interesting to watch. For one thing, you get to see exactly how the hanging scene was done (dismissing any fears the viewer might have that poor Katie actually came to a bad end). Of more interest to me, though, was the manner in which the film was produced. The whole movie was filmed in one day by William Hellfire in somebody's basement (they had to wrap up by 4 pm because the guy's mother would be coming back home at that time). Katie Jordan didn't even know the name of Misty's character at the beginning, and filming is interrupted several times by dogs barking outside. Misty Mundae's performance in this dark adults-only film is nothing short of mesmerizing (although, to repeat myself, this movie is not for everyone), offering further proof that her talent is rather wasted in movies such as this.

While I love Misty Mundae, I really thought the hottest scene on this video was before Miss Mundae even appeared. Mia Copa is the beautiful and sexy vampire, and there's a scene near the start where she brings home a lovely female tourist who delights in taking her picture. Mia talks to the woman as she removes her clothes, and I just found it incredibly sexy. As the woman begins fondling her beautiful nude body, Mia warns her that she's playing a very dangerous game. Needless to say, it ends up with Mia biting her. Still, it was a very hot scene while it lasted. Misty's later scenes were alright, but that one was the best. And then, later still, they add a guy and it pretty much goes downhill after that.

An Erotic Vampire in Paris is several cuts above your typical Seduction Cinema film. The eroticism is very subdued and far from graphic, while the storyline is actually quite serious and atmospheric. Misty Mundae shines in her dramatic portrayal of the innocent young girl Caroline who has journeyed to Paris to pay her respects to her recently deceased mother. After a somber scene at the gravesite, Caroline finds herself attacked and robbed by a stranger. With no money and almost no hope to speak of, she is taken in by the strange but mesmerizing Isabel (played by Mia Copia aka Tina Krause), whom we (being the audience) already know to be a vampire. The budding relationship is a strange one, with Isabel assuming an authority role at first by making Caroline eat off of the floor like a dog, but the two women come to develop a loving relationship of sorts. There is one memorable scene reflecting a vivid internal struggle in Isabel, as she bares those nice fangs of hers only to hold back each time she reaches the brink of piercing Caroline's throat. We watch the strange relationship between vampire and vulnerable young lady grow, but the whole effect of the film is somewhat diminished by a scene in which the ladies allow a super-geek to follow them home and join them in the bathtub. Personally, I don't like seeing the grubby hands of a male touching Miss Mundae, especially such geeky hands as this fellow possesses. The movie does recover and finish quite strongly, culminating in a scene that rather surprised and certainly impressed me.

While one sees plenty of Misty in her birthday suit throughout this film, An Erotic Vampire in Paris is really not very sexually explicit. There is really only one scene involving the sort of provocative lesbian encounters one is accustomed to in a film of this sort. Thus, the viewer just wanting to see soft porn may well be disappointed. As a horror fan, I was quite impressed with the look and feel of the vampiric blood feasts. Copia does a great job of bearing her fangs and impaling them on the tender necks of her victims, and there is a satisfying amount of blood as a result. Still, though, I would classify this as drama more than erotic horror. The range of emotions shown by Misty Mundae distinguishes her as a serious dramatic actress, and it is her wonderful performance that makes this film as compelling and mesmerizing as it most certainly is.

Actually a decent movie! Misty Mundae is terrific and if your a fan, this is MUST own!
Thank you GOD! For creating Misty!

The quickest way to sumerise this - if you like Jim Bacchus/Darien Cain films, then you'll love this.

I don't, but I appreciate that this is a better film, if only because these two have less to do with this film - Jim's moved to producer role, & Darien has only a small role in this - ...

If you like women with fake boobs (there's one here who looks like she's upsized), and a succession of mild and poinless lesbian scenes, then this is for you.

Our poor heroine is a bit of a loser, she screws a bevvy of women, drains them, then has an angst session about it.

The finale confrontation is the only laughable moment of the film, and that's unintentional

OK, everybody seems to agree that Misty Mundae is really cute. And I also love Katie Jordan. But despite the fact that both of those delicious hotties are in this one, I thought the sexiest scene by far was the one with vampire Paige Richards and victim Ruby LaRocca near the end of the video! I mean, when Paige seduces Misty and Katie, the scenes were somewhat bland and unimaginative. But her scene with Ruby was steamy! Maybe it was the sub/dom element involved, but I just thought it was incredibly erotic! Also, there's a scene near the beginning where Paige seduces a female stripper. That one was also quite good! I just wish all Seduction Cinema videos were this erotic!

It has Misty Mundae in it!! Okay, so it's only one scene, and she dies, but she is dressed and undressed as a Catholic Schoolgirl! Watch this film!

When the movie started with two young lovers (Amy & Bill) on a vacation groping each other in hopes of hurrying home for a session of love making, I was happy to see that Seduction Cinema has finally gotten away from the tame soft-core lesbian formula and has produced something couples can watch together. Not the case... Before heading home Amy buys a strange mirror from an antique dealer, only to "...immediately be overcome by a deep inner desire to caress and explore her luscious body in ways she never thought possible..." Upon reaching her climax, a strange woman appears in the mirror, who Amy later finds out is a former whorehouse madame [played by: Darian Caine / Mistress Frankenstein (2000); Gladiator Eroticvs (2001)] trapped in the old mirror. Amy later figures out that the more friends that gather for girl on girl adventures in front of the mirror the stronger the image of the madame appears. Meanwhile poor Bill gets in on none of this action, and gets very drunk. I don't blame him... Ending in a orgy of lesbian ecstasy, the love making urges help the madame escape only to trap others inside the mirror in a Twilight Zone ending. Besides the well lit sets and the horror ending the film is nothing different than the other Seduction Cinema product. Soft-core naked groppings, with lovely lesbians. They are a company that make their actress feel comfortable, however I think its time for some originality, and new directions in product. The highlight of the disc is the short appearance of Mistress Rhiannon. She is nothing short of a freakshow, with extra, extra, extra large breasts, and Mick Jager lips to match. Her videos consist of Karate, Pantyhose, Smoking, Bug Crushing, and foot fetish. She is very weird and out of place in a movie like this.

The Erotic Mirror is one of the best Seduction Cinema movies so far. It's got a big cast, a good, original plot, and it's well-fleshed out (it's like 2 hours long!!).

Laurie Wallace plays Amy, a young woman who takes a vacation with her boyfriend Bill (Major Dodge) to her hometown to get away from "the city" for a while. While visiting a quaint antique shop, she finds a strange mirror and goads her man into buying it for her. Once she gets it home she discovers Darian Caine is trapped inside it and makes whoever looks into the mirror do "naughty" things. Being the inquisitive gal that she is, she takes it to her old friend (A.J. Khan) who just happens to be a doctor (see, cuz she wants the mirror examined). After discovering what happens when looking into the mirror, the doctor lady decides that since she's a "professional" she should keep the mirror for further examination (frankly, I think she needs to examine her nurse, played by the odd Mistress Rhiannon, who looks like a melted piece of plastic with HUGE...uh..."dirty pillows"). Amy nixes the doctor's "mirror exam,", and hauls the mirror back out to her car. Lots of other mysterious things happen in the movie, but to reveal them would be to spoil the fun. Misty Mundae, Jade DuBoir, and Ruby LaRocca are all featured in the film, and Debbie Rochon even makes a cameo appearance.

This movie is directed by Pete Jacelone, who also directed the wild and crazy Psycho Sisters, a much different film. Interestingly, viewers of both films may notice the the building used as the Sperm Bank in Psycho Sisters is the same one used in the Erotic Mirror as A.J. Khan's Immediate Care Clinic. Both films also feature an impatient guy with both hands wrapped up being annoying in the waiting room. Just a useless tidbit of information.

The DVD of THE EROTIC MIRROR features THREE sets of behind-the-scenes hijinks, a "Talent Rehearsal Session" which basically is just Laurie Wallace and Major Dodge with the director, rehearsing the scene where the couple finds the mirror. Also included are trailers of other Seduction Cinema films available on DVD.

**HIGHLY RECOMMENDED**

Don't let the cover art fool you, this isn't a movie about a couple gun-toting, hell-raising sisters. It's actually a very moody, deliberately-paced psychological thriller (with the expected erotic elements of course). Director Tony Marsiglia once again turns the conventional SC formula on its ear, bringing us a different style we're not used to seeing from the company. Nonetheless, I really enjoyed SIN SISTERS despite the fact that it's less like a b-movie and more serious in tone. Misty and Julian are both as intense as ever, both deliver what I consider to be their most dynamic performances so far. But in my view, the real gem in SIN SISTERS is Misty's real-life half sister Chelsea Mundae, who plays the other half of our title duo. I always remember her from her small role in VAMPIRE'S SEDUCTION, because she had a very original way of saying her lines, and had an expressive face. She didn't show up in anything else until this years' LORD OF THE G-STRINGS, in an extremely small role as a barmaid. Also, those who've watched the deleted scenes from Terry West's SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR LUST may recognize her from the opening love scene. Chelsea is awesome, and quickly became my favorite thing about SIN SISTERS. She's got a unique quality about her, can't quite put my finger on what it is. I just hope they start using her more. In my opinion, her performance was vital to the effectiveness and intensity of the film. Honestly, if I had to pick out any problem with the film, it's that Chelsea didn't do near as many nude scenes as the rest of the cast. That may have been her choice, or it may have been seen as more appropriate for the character, but I've only seen SC hold back when they think an actress may not be as appealing to their audiences. The only reason I say this is because in the little info booklet that came with SIN SISTERS, they seem to be afraid that SC audiences might find Chelsea to be older and bigger than their usual starlets, and thus turned off by her. Personally, I would like SC to continue casting women like Chelsea in their films, particularly in lead roles. She's an incredible actor, and great-looking as well. I don't think SC has anything to be concerned about!

My friends and I were stumbling around watching the TV, and we happened to hit Cinemax. Travis Jesperson was like, "Leave it on!" So we did. Jesus Christ. We almost killed ourselves half way through. My 3-year-old cousin could have made a better movie with his toy camcorder. I swear one girl was a man. She had a mustache, a masculine body, and huge ..... Can you say plastic surgery? The female on female scenes needed a lot of work. If you like ... licking, this ones for you. The music was blatantly stolen from Mortal Kombat, and the sound effects from Doom 2. If you had to kill yourself or watch this movie and live...i suggest you grab the gun.
Wow, I mean, there arent enough words in the english language to describe the absolute agony we went through watching this movie. Do not buy it.
Please!
Therefore we agree with the earlier poster--0 stars, or negative 5 stars, if possible.
Thanks...

When someone buys a title such as this, I would assume that they mostly want to see beautiful women without clothes, um, er, ...performing for the camera. Everything else is distraction. Now this film is very funny and actually better than that horrible re-make that Tim Burton directed. But back to my opening statement: Misty Mundae and Raquel Darrien are fantastic. Especially Misty, who has an extremely pretty face and smooth skin. However, all of the other women are lousy looking! Enhanced breasts abound. One poor woman has so much work that she is a caricature of a caricature; her breasts and lips are seeming to burst with excessive implanting and injecting. So my advice to Seduction is to get better looking women! (except for Raquel, Misty and Katie Jordan - who doesn't appear in this flick) I think they are quite eager and common if the price is right. And please no more enhanced breasts...there are plenty of beautiful natural ones affixed to women who are quite happy in showing them off on celluloid....

John Bacchus's Playmate of the Apes is priceless. Full of silly humor, camp, and beautiful actresses galore, this film is sure to please fans of many genres.

It's the distant future. After awaking from a long hyper-sleep aboard their space shuttle, three beautiful astronauts, Commander Gaylor (Seduction Cinema's poster girl Misty Mundae), Lt. Fornication (newcomer Sharon Engert), and Lt. Pushkintucushkin (adult internet star Anoushka) accidentally push a wrong button and crash land on a mysterious planet. After trudging through the hot desert/forest, the trio discover that the planet is ruled by human-hating apes. The apes are convinced that humans have no soul, as the few humans that also populate their planet cannot talk or dance. Soon we meet many colorful characters: General Lade (John Bacchus), the leader of the apes who fuels the hatred of the humans, Dr. Cornholeus (Debbie Rochon), an ape doctor who is convinced that humans are not as bad as everyone thinks, and Uvula (Seduction star Darian Caine), one of the planet's curious and naive native humans who takes a liking to the astronauts. Many problems erupt, as the human astronauts cause confusion among the ape population, since they can talk, etc., which negates the notion that all humans are soulless creatures. Soon, it becomes a battle of wits, strength, and erotic charm as the astronauts try to help the native humans regain their dignity while also trying to repair their ship and return home.

Playmate of the Apes is Seduction Cinema's biggest and most prolific stab at the erotic spoof genre so far. There is a large cast, great monkey make-up, many computer generated effects, and a good, cohesive story. The three leads (Mundae, Engert, and Anoushka) do a good job at playing their fish-out-of-water roles, and know how to deliver the humorous lines. Just watch the scene in which Misty Mundae apes the famous line from the original and frantically shrieks, "This place is a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!!" and try not to laugh. The parody really works.

There are many more good things I could say about this film, but it would just be best to see it for yourself. It's funny, erotic, and very entertaining.

The Special Edition DVD presents the film in it's original full-frame aspect ratio. Special Features are abundant. They include:
*Interviews with Misty Mundae, Debbie Rochon, and Darian Caine
*A wonderful behind-the-scenes segment
*Sexy, intimate interviews with Anoushka and Sharon Engert
*music video for "We're the Humans" (a parody of the Monkee's theme song)
*numerous trailers for this and other Seduction Cinema films

Great movie, great DVD...director John Bacchus continues to impress.

**HIGHLY RECOMMENDED**

When i saw the cover and catchy title to this dvd, i had great expectations. Though the story doesn't exactly follow its counterpart, which i wont name, its leading character Dildo Saggins is tasked with an epic mission which could lead her to her doom, To destroy the g-string! Prohapse its dry, prohapse it lacked funding when it was made. Still, I would watch this movie with my girlfriend if I had one! ...

I thought this movie needed a review from a married women. I thought this movie was the funniest porn we've watched since Bratgirl. Perhaps if your sitting home alone then this movie isn't for you but if you are looking for some fun to start a night of more fun then I think this movie is a great start.

It is full of puns, bad jokes and VERY tame sexual situations. My husband says it's almost tame enough to be party porn, I'm not sure I would say that. However if you are a fan of LOTR then this movie will get you laughing and get things going.

So here I am sitting in a desert, living the spartan life, away from family and loved ones. What better way to temporarily forget about the barren life your living, than to see some buxom babes and great corny humor.

A friend threw this in his laptop as we gathered around to watch a movie after a long day. We laughed our asses off.

Surprisingly good humor. Not to the league of "Robin Hood : Men in Tights", but it was close for being a B movie. There were more than plenty of crazy side jokes. One of the most memorable characters (besides Misty, Darian, Ruby, etc) was Smirnoff - the drunken old mage.

Although the plot was a satyr on LOTR, it flowed amazingly well. Everything was developed quite nicely.

The only stuff missing was a cold beer in my hand, and a bowl of popcorn in the other. Well worth buying.

I bought one of the other flicks they made at one time. It was so bad i took it back to the store. I said it was dammaged to get a store credit and got something else. The production , acting, script and look of that film was so bad it made Jess Franco's Ilsa The Wicked Warden look like The Titanic. What really made me angry was that the flicks these guy make only shows the women topless and thats it! No real sex or anything! STAY AWAY FROM THESE GUYS. Buy a vivid movie, at least they deliver the goods!!!

Maybe I've seen too many of these John Bacchus movies from Seduction Cinema. I know how exceedingly silly and juvenile these films can be, so the completely farcical nature of Gladiator Eroticus was certainly not a shock to my system. I also know what kind of activities go on in these movies, and I just didn't find this one very erotic at all. This is disappointing given the fact that my three favorite Seduction Cinema starlets, Misty Mundae, Darian Cane, and Katie Jordan, are all featured herein. The story is simple, ludicrous, and relatively unimportant. Darian Cane plays Eroticus, the leading general of Rome, one who achieves victory on the battlefield in her own special way, one that does not involve armor or weapons or even clothes. The emperor wants her to be the next leader of the Roman people, but the emperor's idiotic son assumes the throne after he sort of kills his father. He orders the death of Eroticus, but she defeats her would-be killers (who are, fortunately for her, female), and escapes only to be captured and taught the ways of lesbian gladiator fighting. In this way she works her way back toward Rome with the goal of exacting revenge on the emperor.

Misty Mundae saves this movie from complete failure. She plays the sister of the new emperor, and he keeps her close to his side for the first two-thirds of the film. Once she finally has a chance to engage in the gladiator-like activities taking Rome by storm, the movie becomes much better. This is actually a rather large-scale project for the Seduction Cinema folks; all this really means is that there are more actors than usual included in the cast and that the whole Roman army, instead of numbering a handful of soldiers, seems to consist of about twenty people. This is unquestionably a bare-bones sort of production. Almost all of the action takes place out in the open, and computer-generated Roman-looking buildings are supposed to make us envision Rome itself as the setting. The plot itself pretty much stinks, coming pretty close to giving Mistress Frankenstein a run for its money in terms of its rottenness. Bacchus got some of his jollies with the idea of a "vomitorium" this time around, and this does not help his cause. One thing about this film particularly galls me, though. The voices of Darian Caine and Jade DuBoir are dubbed over with some he-man-sounding female voices which sound utterly ridiculous. I really can't recommend this film to anyone besides Misty Mundae fans; she is much too good for a movie this ridiculous.

As other reviewers have pointed out, this movie is an erotic spoof of Gladiator.

This is a VERY low-budget movie. It's like a group of friends got together to have some fun acting the plot out. I wasn't expecting anything here. I was assuming it would be something mindless. It turned out not to be totally mindless.

The humor is extremely silly - beyond what you might in Airplane! or Naked Gun. There are a few good moments which I don't think I should state in a place which can be viewed by all ages. I'm tempted to make comparisons with the director Ed Wood, but that could be a little misleading since he never did porn. There is plenty of overacting and bad dialogue. ...but it's fun.

Even with the bad jokes, there is a plot here. The weapons are plastic toys. The main female gladiator fights don't really involve weapons. Two women approach each other and then they quickly touch each other in a sexual manner or move their tongues rapidly. Most of the fights are orgies - all girls. No men involved. There are a few traditional gladiator type fights, but they're just there to move the story along. I could have done without the vomit scene.

For me, the movie was enjoyable, but not a classic. I simply viewed it as a Gladiator spoof with some sex added in. I liked it because I studied Latin and Roman culture in college, and it was neat to see this type of a production on that subject. ...even if it may not be 100% (or even 40%) historically accurate.

There is a nice interview with Misty Mundae included. ...a normal interview. Just comments about her daily routine and a few things about the production.

i'm a huge fan of seduction cinema's "erotic parody" movies, and of director john bacchus. the original EROTIC SURVIVOR is an exceptionally well-made goof on the popular television series, full of hilarious jokes (like all of bacchus's movies) and always fun to play when you throw a party. however, i'm having a hard time figuring out why bacchus made EROTIC SURVIVOR 2. it has none of the elements that made the first one good, it feels like no one really wanted to make this movie. even bacchus, who plays the host of EROTIC SURVIVOR 2, appears to be having one miserable time. if i didn't know better, i'd say he was somehow obligated or forced to make this. without the energetic acting and funny dialogue that always separates a john bacchus film from the hordes of other... flicks out there, you're left with an empty viewing experience. the DVD itself is also unusually spare in the extras department in comparison to past seduction cinema releases. all you get is a brief "making of" feature and a couple trailers for films that are already available. the only assumption i can make is that bacchus did EROTIC SURVIVOR 2 for the hell of it, sometime when he was working on PLAYMATE OF THE APES, his most ambitious and highly entertaining effort yet. check that one out, skip ES2.

Six strangers are stranded on the sweltering plains of the African Savanna. There, they must play together to survive, while "...feeling each other out, and up..." The sole survivor will walk away with an incredible $20.00. Tune in as the survivors out-kiss, out-lick, and outplay each other. Much like Indican Picture's Survivors Exposed (2000) [reviewed in Fringe Video Issue #004], except along with the naked lesbian action, this parody actually does have some watchable contests which include: A race where pennies are carried in the cleavage of a survivor team-mate; Condoms are filled blindfolded with Jello; A blow up doll race; Multiple choice sexual questions; and dirty scrabble. In between the contests the girls get to know each other better stopping for sex in the woods while searching for food. "...the girls find themselves indulging every untamed urge, erotic alliance, and lustful lesbian desire..." An enjoyable time, however the reality show thing is getting very stale, and unfortunately so is everything that goes along with it.

Erotic Survivor is a pretty funny spoof of the reality show Survivor, poking great fun in particular at the whole alliance and trust aspect of the game. We see a lot of individual segments with each character, which makes the Survivor gambit play even better. We start out with 8 contestants, all of whom are stranded out in the woods a good hundred feet from civilization, and director John Bacchus stands in as the Jeff Probst-like host. The contestants are in for 3 days of roughing it, while competitions are held each day to determine what tribe loses out. On one side we have the Hey-Hu-Nanni tribe with the annoying hypocrite Christian, the weird whiskey-drinking Ward (who actually resembles Burt Ward), the doped-up hippy Bernie, and Mary the professional censor. Across the way, there is the Pu-Nanni tribe consisting of a red-headed Esmerelda Dellarocco, Jade Duboir, the enticing Misty Mundae, and the typically outgoing Darian Caine. The girls' principal weakness is their preoccupation with carnal matters of a decidedly female nature, although this preoccupation also affords them an effective means of keeping their spirits up. The prize all of these men and women are playing for is an incredible sum of twenty dollars (that's not a typo)-that kind of money can buy you a lot of beer, as Darian points out. Competitions consist of a truth-baring relay with something other than a baton, a Spam can-opening contest, and a question and answer round on the subject of sexuality.

The erotic segments of the movie aren't bad, but they're not what I would call sizzling either. Fans of both Darian Caine and Misty Mundae should not work themselves into a frenzy because there is no intense interaction between the two here; I myself found that somewhat disappointing. Actual Survivor moments are put to good use here, including a tapioca search and the discovery of a supposedly hot mud pit. If you watch this movie for the girls only, you might be disappointed to find that there is as much time spent on spoofing Survivor as there is. The erotic action is actually somewhat limited in this Seduction Cinema production, but there is a better than average amount of comedy. My particular favorite moment is Esmerelda stopping to light a cigarette while trying to start a fire by banging rocks together. Featuring a heavy-handed satirical take on Survivor, plenty of laughs, and a decent amount of Seduction Cinema girls being Seduction Cinema girls, this low-budget video is not a bad way to waste and hour and a half.

i'm a huge fan of seduction cinema's "erotic parody" movies, and of director john bacchus. the original EROTIC SURVIVOR is an exceptionally well-made goof on the popular television series, full of hilarious jokes (like all of bacchus's movies) and always fun to play when you throw a party. however, i'm having a hard time figuring out why bacchus made EROTIC SURVIVOR 2. it has none of the elements that made the first one good, it feels like no one really wanted to make this movie. even bacchus, who plays the host of EROTIC SURVIVOR 2, appears to be having one miserable time. if i didn't know better, i'd say he was somehow obligated or forced to make this. without the energetic acting and funny dialogue that always separates a john bacchus film from the hordes of other... flicks out there, you're left with an empty viewing experience. the DVD itself is also unusually spare in the extras department in comparison to past seduction cinema releases. all you get is a brief "making of" feature and a couple trailers for films that are already available. the only assumption i can make is that bacchus did EROTIC SURVIVOR 2 for the hell of it, sometime when he was working on PLAYMATE OF THE APES, his most ambitious and highly entertaining effort yet. check that one out, skip ES2.

Six strangers are stranded on the sweltering plains of the African Savanna. There, they must play together to survive, while "...feeling each other out, and up..." The sole survivor will walk away with an incredible $20.00. Tune in as the survivors out-kiss, out-lick, and outplay each other. Much like Indican Picture's Survivors Exposed (2000) [reviewed in Fringe Video Issue #004], except along with the naked lesbian action, this parody actually does have some watchable contests which include: A race where pennies are carried in the cleavage of a survivor team-mate; Condoms are filled blindfolded with Jello; A blow up doll race; Multiple choice sexual questions; and dirty scrabble. In between the contests the girls get to know each other better stopping for sex in the woods while searching for food. "...the girls find themselves indulging every untamed urge, erotic alliance, and lustful lesbian desire..." An enjoyable time, however the reality show thing is getting very stale, and unfortunately so is everything that goes along with it.

Erotic Survivor is a pretty funny spoof of the reality show Survivor, poking great fun in particular at the whole alliance and trust aspect of the game. We see a lot of individual segments with each character, which makes the Survivor gambit play even better. We start out with 8 contestants, all of whom are stranded out in the woods a good hundred feet from civilization, and director John Bacchus stands in as the Jeff Probst-like host. The contestants are in for 3 days of roughing it, while competitions are held each day to determine what tribe loses out. On one side we have the Hey-Hu-Nanni tribe with the annoying hypocrite Christian, the weird whiskey-drinking Ward (who actually resembles Burt Ward), the doped-up hippy Bernie, and Mary the professional censor. Across the way, there is the Pu-Nanni tribe consisting of a red-headed Esmerelda Dellarocco, Jade Duboir, the enticing Misty Mundae, and the typically outgoing Darian Caine. The girls' principal weakness is their preoccupation with carnal matters of a decidedly female nature, although this preoccupation also affords them an effective means of keeping their spirits up. The prize all of these men and women are playing for is an incredible sum of twenty dollars (that's not a typo)-that kind of money can buy you a lot of beer, as Darian points out. Competitions consist of a truth-baring relay with something other than a baton, a Spam can-opening contest, and a question and answer round on the subject of sexuality.

The erotic segments of the movie aren't bad, but they're not what I would call sizzling either. Fans of both Darian Caine and Misty Mundae should not work themselves into a frenzy because there is no intense interaction between the two here; I myself found that somewhat disappointing. Actual Survivor moments are put to good use here, including a tapioca search and the discovery of a supposedly hot mud pit. If you watch this movie for the girls only, you might be disappointed to find that there is as much time spent on spoofing Survivor as there is. The erotic action is actually somewhat limited in this Seduction Cinema production, but there is a better than average amount of comedy. My particular favorite moment is Esmerelda stopping to light a cigarette while trying to start a fire by banging rocks together. Featuring a heavy-handed satirical take on Survivor, plenty of laughs, and a decent amount of Seduction Cinema girls being Seduction Cinema girls, this low-budget video is not a bad way to waste and hour and a half.