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Gritty and Realistic
Life with the cave men.
This is why they make DVD'sThe movie itself is not at all politically correct, which I appreciate, too often we wish to impose modern morals and social behaviour on the ancient world, as one sees in Clan of the Cave Bear. Not here, this film tackles clanwars, cannibalism, rape, sexuality, and even alcoholism. The one thing that did surprise me was that apparently the main characters, the Ulum tribe, were not supposed to be neanderthals, even though (based on modern understanding of neanderthals) their social behaviour was very much like the neanderthals' and was totally unlike archaic homo sapiens. However, this movie functions very well in familliarizing modern man with the totally alien world of our ancient ancestors.
Now for the DVD special features. The special features are what really set this DVD apart. Through the director commentary, and also a commentary with the exec. producer and a couple actors one really gets a sense of what a harrowing project this film was to make for all involved. From shooting in the remotest wilderness, to training animals, to working under the harshest conditions imageinable from neckdeep in frozen water in Canada to barefoot on 140 degree rocks in the middle of Africa, this movie must have been as hard to act through as life must have been for our ancient ancestors. Ron Perlman, in part of his commentary mentions that he still feels the frostbite he got while shooting this movie every time it gets cold. The special features really are brilliant and they will give you a much deeper appreciation of the movie you are watching.


"Maaaad About The Boy!"The short, "Truck Farming" reminds us how greatful the Mexicans are to come across the border to harvest our delicios carrots so young white people up North can receive their proper nutrition in winter! Plenty of 'bot cannon fodder here! It gives plenty of incentive for children to bend and stoop for a living!
The main movie is an example of Doctor Spock psychoanalysis, but set in the World War 11 generation, and they even attempted to make it a musical! Sure, the father is wooden and the mother is a Honky Tonk lush, but the son's problems do not rise out of that, they rise out of his constant LYING, LYING, LYING! and sheer stupidity! As the "mobile" skit by Joel and the bots exemplify, all his excuses are tiny little things to that huge "STUPID" floating mobile that always interferes and blocks the view of the others!
THe bots do an excellent job in trashing all the stupid songs we have to endure in this stinkburger, and this movie envites all the commentary that can be vomited on it!
Get this one!
I wrote an essay...and it's my birthday !!!!This movie comes with the short film "Truck Farmers" which is pretty good too...Looks like something you may have seen in the 7th grade and fell asleep to...DDT is everywhere
If you want to laugh out loud and enjoy a fun time,get this film today...
They Make It Sound So Nice!The episode starts with "The Truck Farmer", a short film claiming that Mexican farm laborers enjoy helping agro-business harvest their carrot crops. It looks and sounds so nice you almost expect the 11-year-old farm worker to look at the camera and beam a beautiful smile. "Her beauty will soon fade". It's surreal and depressing. And, as has been pointed out, there is not a truck to be seen in this piece of blatant agro-propaganda.
"I Accuse My Parents" is about Jimmy, the world's most dense up-and-coming shoe salesman. He falls for Kitty ("Meow), the moll of a local hood. Jimmy starts doing the hood helpful favors, such as carrying packages and the like. One thing leads to another, and...you know the rest Oh yeah, and Jimmy's mom shows up at school drunk.
Jimmy is ultimately framed, and is taken in by a kindly old short order cook with an obsession for hamburgers and ushering. Jimmy is arrested, and lectured by a 1940s Judge while his parents look on aghast.
It has to bee seen to be believed, but see it. It's one of the best. Note: the "kids" in this film are someone's great-grandparents now. Things don't really change.


A Monster Movie That is Good Clean Fun
Takes you away from the problems of the day
Oh Yeah! This is a great movie!This movie was cutting edge when it was made. It's production values were phenomenal, and the DVD is extraordinary.
The film follows a group of scientists exploring the untamed reaches of the Amazon. The find a secluded lagoon where they hope to find fossils of the 'gill man'. Well folks, they find more than the bargained for when a living gill man finds them, and decides they're not leaving the lagoon alive.
The actor who plays the gill man was apparently an olympic champion swimmer, and one scene in particular shows how great a swimmer he truly was. It has that 50's feel to it, so the drama is melodramatic at times, but that's part of the appeal of these old films.
When I bought this movie, it was part of a limited run to determine the films popularity. Because it wasn't advertised well, it didn't sell well, and I ended up getting it from a collector. Now that it's available mainstream, anyone who loves classic science fiction should get a copy of it. It's a classic alright. Get a copy today, before it's gone.


DTS missing?
Started out with a bang, went out with a whimper.JURASSIC PARK (1993): This is one of the best movies that has ever been made in modern times. The movie is a story about a scientific endeavor of attempting to bring back the dinosaurs from extinction on a remote Island 120 miles from Costa Rica, using DNA that has been preserved in their fossils and from amber with a pre-historic mosquito trapped in it. They successfully bring a dinosaur into the world but the scientific experiment goes very wrong. A criminal (played by comic funnyman Wayne Knight), messes up the security system, causing it to malfunction and the result is carnivorous raptors and the ever feared Tyrannosaurus Rex are released into the wild and on a hungry rampage. From there it's a truly terrifying but absolutely fun ride as the family who arrived, now have to face off against and escape the bloody wrath of the carnivorous dinosaurs. This is an awesome movie and is an essential addition to one's movie collection. This is a spectacular work of art from Spielberg and company. Well done!
JURASSIC PARK II:THE LOST WORLD (1997): This second sequel is an enjoyable follow-up to the first one but in my opinion, it falls short of what the first one had established and doesn't break any new ground. This second sequel is about the dinosaurs thriving on the Island in the Pacific Ocean but somehow, some of them are transported onto the mainland and wreak havoc on the general public. From there, the movie kind of goes into a gradual downhill dips into cheesiness as the scenes of dinosaurs on the mainland terrorizing the city population veers dangerously close to being similar to those cheesy 1950s sci-fi horror flicks or something like bad King Kong rejects meets Star Wars. It's still nonetheless an enjoyable movie for it's entertainment value but in my opinion, the cheesiness mars the punch that it could otherwise have had. A good but disappointing follow-up to a dynamite movie.
JURASSIC PARK III (2001): Here's where it all goes totally wrong and ruins a great legacy with this mediocre and boring third addition to the movie series. Basically, it all begins when the dinosaurs that escaped are returned and released back onto the island where they came from and things seem normal again until two family members wind up being lost and stranded on the island after a parachuting stunt went horribly wrong, resulting in the death of one of the parachutists and a crew has been sent in to rescue the surviving parachutist who survived the accident. From there, the movie boils down to just utter boredom as upon watching this, it seemed like a recycled "Jurassic Park 1993" but without the fun of that movie and it was so short that it just left me confused. A lot of what could go wrong in movie-making went wrong with "JP III". It's just a bad rehash of the 1993 original I felt disappointed to see that Spielberg and company could mess up so badly on this one as to ruin a great movie legacy. There isn't anything that could salvage this garbage. "Jurassic Park III" is one movie that I don't recommend getting and is one of the biggest disappointments in years and is a terrible bookend to a great movie legacy. A total disappointment.
This is one of the unfortunate examples of how a movie legacy starts out so spectacular with the first movie but deteriorates with each following sequel and ending on a bad note with the last movie in the series. My advice is to just simply skip this set and buy the first movie, go ahead and get the second one if you like, but avoid the third Jurassic Park movie altogether. The third one is terrible and should be forgotten by most of the public. Although I really don't like the last one in the series, for those who like all three movies, this is a great purchase.
Jurassic Park Mania
The commentary by creator Steve Oedekerk and producer Paul Marshal doesn't shed much light on the production, but it does up the pun quotient significantly. The DVD debut also features trailers from Thumbation classics Thumbtanic and The Blair Thumb; gag "thumbographies" of the characters; a strange, silly interview with Gabba the Butt; and a gallery of storyboards (look closely and you'll see the title The Incredible Mr. Limpet printed on the bottom--guess who was funding this picture's preproduction). --Sean Axmaker

Amusing, but not that great compared to other "Thumbs."
Join me on the nail side of the thumb
Don't Even Think About it.

He ran all the way to hell"Crap, I'm locked out of my car" Mike
"Dis is a Hazelnut sumatra blend, I think you'll like it" Crow
"like a William Burroughs novel read backwards"Best Brains, I have read, wrote the MST3K riffs while watching the movie several times through as a typist recorded improvised lines. How they made it through this movie several times, I cannot imagine. Watching RZC, I laughed so hard I wheezed. And the riffing is funny, too.
I prefer MSTed films that make a tiny bit of sense on their own--The Brain that Wouldn't Die is my favorite of the Rhino offerings--but for my money the worst MST3K episode is better than 99% of television shows or blockbuster movies.
coleman francis: a national treasurei've watched this dvd at least 20 times. i have NO idea what the hell is going on in this movie. i guess either coleman or those other two guys (one is carradine) escaped from prison, and somehow some guy's name is cherokee jack and he flys people to cuba in exchange for old trucks and these guys get paid to fight against castro? why? is the fbi funding this? is it SECRET AGENT cherokee jack? anyways i'll stop with the questions and get on with the review
this is one of those all time great episodes of mst3k. all fans should own it, and it's a good place to start for newbies (manos is a great starting point, too). in short, it's a full out five star episode, and i can't really say much more about it.
"we drove all the way to hell..."
"night train to mundo fina..."
"i'm cherokee jack"


Should be a classicWhat's not to like: zip. Buy this one for your collection.
JOHN CARPENTER and JEFF BRIDGES ...for recount...
"Starman" is STAR QUALITY

Disappointing Fantasy Misses the Mark on All Counts
An enjoyable "period piece" (the period being the 1970s)Mary Steenbergen's plays the freethinking bank clerk for whom Wells falls. She overplays the part and her accent seems to have been imposed upon her in an effort to make her seem as different as possible from the British Malcolm McDowell (Wells). The accent itself wanders up and down the East Coast, at various points landing in Boston, New York, and several locaitons in the South.
The screenplay also lacks subtlety and may seem campy to modern viewers. David Warner as the Ripper--a truly fine villain--is made to say things like "Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur!" while the angelic Wells intones "Every age is the same. It's only love that makes any of them bearable." The music is high melodrama (shades of "Vertigo"'s soundtrack).
But for me it was like a trip back in time--to the 1970s, when I was more readily charmed by them. I admit it--I had that silly haircut, I wore those odd clothes, I liked the movie then...and I still like it now.
Highly Entertaining!

Stay Away...Stay Far Away
Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?In a twist on the classic Frankenstein story, Gary and Wyatt start out by trying to create a virtual woman on Wyatt's super computer, but then they push the envelope and venture into the great unknown when they end up creating a flesh and blood woman. Their hair-brained scheme succeeds beyond their wildest dreams whne the beautiful Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) appears. Only problem is Lisa becomes more than they bargained for, giving them what they wanted, and then some.
There are so many great lines in this movie, and the casting of all the characters is right on the nose. Could you imagine anyone else playing Chet, Wyatt's overbearing, controlling, mean spirited brother than Bill Paxton after watching this movie?
The once fantasy, now reality, begins to develop complications, as boys must contend with not only their fledgling popularity, but also how to explain the existence of Lisa. Matters aren't helped any as Lisa decides to throw a gigantic party for the boys (Wyatt's parents are out of town). Between their fear of Chet, a surprise visit from Wyatt's grandparents, and the arrival of a gang of mutant party crashers, the boys certainly have their hands full. Will Gary and Wyatt get what they want? Do they even know what they want?
While more based in fantasy than Sixteen Candles or The Breakfast Club, the John Hughes' touch is evident in his choice of non-mainstream music, direction, dialogue, and the underlying themes of teenage angst and rebellion. There have been some reviewers commenting on how the movie may have been cropped, but I honestly didn't notice. A big deal was made about how the original theatrical soundtrack was put back into the movie, but I had only really seen this in the theaters, so I am unaware of how previous releases were presented. What was noticeable was the lack of any real extras, like commentaries, production notes, interviews, or other related materials. While it's understandable that some movies get a barebones DVD release, I would have thought this movie would have warranted more than it got.
Hilariously funny!!!!

Stay Away...Stay Far Away
Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?In a twist on the classic Frankenstein story, Gary and Wyatt start out by trying to create a virtual woman on Wyatt's super computer, but then they push the envelope and venture into the great unknown when they end up creating a flesh and blood woman. Their hair-brained scheme succeeds beyond their wildest dreams whne the beautiful Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) appears. Only problem is Lisa becomes more than they bargained for, giving them what they wanted, and then some.
There are so many great lines in this movie, and the casting of all the characters is right on the nose. Could you imagine anyone else playing Chet, Wyatt's overbearing, controlling, mean spirited brother than Bill Paxton after watching this movie?
The once fantasy, now reality, begins to develop complications, as boys must contend with not only their fledgling popularity, but also how to explain the existence of Lisa. Matters aren't helped any as Lisa decides to throw a gigantic party for the boys (Wyatt's parents are out of town). Between their fear of Chet, a surprise visit from Wyatt's grandparents, and the arrival of a gang of mutant party crashers, the boys certainly have their hands full. Will Gary and Wyatt get what they want? Do they even know what they want?
While more based in fantasy than Sixteen Candles or The Breakfast Club, the John Hughes' touch is evident in his choice of non-mainstream music, direction, dialogue, and the underlying themes of teenage angst and rebellion. There have been some reviewers commenting on how the movie may have been cropped, but I honestly didn't notice. A big deal was made about how the original theatrical soundtrack was put back into the movie, but I had only really seen this in the theaters, so I am unaware of how previous releases were presented. What was noticeable was the lack of any real extras, like commentaries, production notes, interviews, or other related materials. While it's understandable that some movies get a barebones DVD release, I would have thought this movie would have warranted more than it got.
Hilariously funny!!!!
Very realistic and with a few moments of good humor! Much more authentic then many caveman movies where everyone is dressed in clean furs and well fed! A must see!