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Deep down inside you're dirty! Do you hear me? Dirty!
Scum Like It Hot!"Scum Of The Earth" follows the travails of a beautiful good girl (and bad actress) who starts out as a fashion model earning extra money to get into college, but is soon talked into posing topless. If that's not bad enough, the sleazy cons running this racket threaten to show her dear old Dad those topless pictures unless she agrees to model nude! The scene where she appeals to the head man to get out of the deal is priceless. He chews her out with one of the greatest speeches in movie history. "Deep down inside, you're dirty. Do you hear me? Dirty! You're no better than the girl who sells herself to a man. You're worse, because you're a hypocrite...You're damaged merchandise, and this is a fire sale!" The camera keeps zooming in on him. In several extreme close-ups, all you can see is his mouth talking! He gets more and more animated as his speech goes on. By the time he's finished, he's worked up such a sweat that he has to mop his brow with a handkerchief! This DVD also includes theatrical trailers for similar movies, short subjects, and audio commentary by producer David Friedman. It's a must-have for all fans of exploitation movies.


From Out of Space, a Warning...And an Ultimatum!The story revolves around Klaatu (Michael Rennie), an extraterrestrial being who comes to Earth as the representative of an intergalactic peacekeeping organization. Now that the people of Earth have reached the nuclear age, they have become a potential threat to life on other planets, and the violent history of earthlings indicates that, if left unchecked, a threat is what they will indeed become. So Klaatu's league of interplanetary peacekeepers have sent him to offer an ultimatum: Either the Earth agrees to join the league and abide by its rules--basically, a no-nukes, no-aggression policy--or the Earth will be utterly annihilated. And to demonstrate that he and his fellows have the power to carry through, Klaatu arranges for all non-essential electrical devices to completely cease functioning for a full 24 hours. (The Earth stands still for an entire day--get it?)
Although there is no real evidence to support it, many contemporary fans of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL have wondered if director Robert Wise and scriptwriter Edmund North were not waxing prophetic about the global role the U.S. was, circa 1950, poised to assume. Since WWII--and even more so after the fall of the USSR--the United States has grown to become the dominant world power both militarily and economically, and it has used this position to muscle the other nations of the world into conforming to its basic principals or, at the very least, into maintaining a non-combative relationship with its allies. In retrospect, then, Klaatu and the organization he represents can easily be viewed as an allegory of the U.S., with the Earthlings in the film representing the other nations of the world. And the dropping of THE BOMB on Japan can therefore be seen as the U.S.'s demonstration of power--its proof that it can, indeed, make the Earth stand still.
Prophetic allegory or not, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL is a well-written and well-directed motion picture. Wise and North's powerful storytelling techniques create concepts and images that are hard to ignore and not easy to forget. Indeed, it's likely that Klaatu and his towering robo-cop sidekick, Gort, are cinematic icons that will remain in the sci-fi lexicon long after other 20th-century film characters are considered to be grossly passé.
The DVD offers a beautiful restored version of the film; an excellent feature commentary with the film's director, Robert Wise, and renowned writer/director Nicolas Meyer (Meyer spurs Wise with pertinent questions and comments); theatrical trailers; an interesting documentary/featurette on the making of the film; a period newsreel; and more. At Amazon's price, adding this science-fiction classic to your DVD collection is well worth the investment!
Herrmann's Music Alone Makes It Unforgettable
Allegory & Intelligence Mark "The Day the Earth Stood Still"Michael Rennie is Klaatu, an emissary who lands on Earth with the stated intention of saving humanity from itself. He offers the olive branch of his race, a device that would have eliminated some of man's most persistent problems only to find that a collective fear of the unknown blasted that device to pieces and severely wounded him. Rennie plays Klaatu as an earnest Christ figure so subliminally that the film morphs into an allegory of man's turning on the One who would die for their collective sins. Klaatu escapes from a hospital to assume the name of Carpenter, Jesus's occupation. He performs miracles: where Jesus turned stone to water, Carpenter turns motion to non-motion by literally turning off Earth's electricity, thus the day of the title. Jesus here is Tom Stevens (slimingly played by Hugh Marlowe), who betrays Klaatu, not for thirty pieces of silver but for the love of a woman (Patricia Neal), who painfully learns that behind the smiling face of that Judas lies the smallness of the insecure mind. Then there is the resurrection of Klaatu, who ascends, if not to heaven, than at least to his spaceship, which is almost the same thing. Yet all these allusions to traditional Christianity do not intrude suffocatingly. Indeed, most viewers scarcely recognize them, and it is only after repeated viewings that such correspondances suggest why audiences continually flock to witness Klaatu's Good News.
It is not only the religious coating that marks this film as a classic. It has a literate script that requires one to listen to well-reasoned ideas rather than to ooh and aah at FX. Rennie's interpretation of Klaatu is both fluid and soothing. In his exhortations to mankind to rise from the muck of squalor and viciousness, Klaatu is seen ultimately not so much as a representative of an alien power seeking to impose its will on a protesting humanity, but more as an inverted symbol of that humanity. If Jesus were crucified for being both mortal and semi-devine, then surely Klaatu is meant to be the scapegoat for man's failure to heed his wisdom. In nearly every scene that Klaatu is in, he is scorned, hunted, shot at, and mocked. In lashing out at him, the Sanhendrin-like government and mass media exhibit the same lack of acumen that stamps most of the citizens.
The number of special effects are kept to a minimum. The robot Gort is huge and menacing, but his lethality rests more in what he can do than what he does do. Klaatu's spaceship does little but squat serenely on the White House lawn, with Klaatu spending only one brief scene aboard. Some of the film's best moments are of the quiet sort, usually with Rennie in contemplative dialogue with others. The words that pass back and forth suggest a subtext that if human beings are to avoid self-immolation, then it can occur only through the medium of verbalized reason that will negate the mushrooming clouds. If and when the nukes fall, it will be because no one had the sense to cry out,"Klaatu Barada Nikto," to stop the madness.


Fox could have added a "behind the scenes" feature....
Journey To The Center Of My Youth...
Pat Boone Rules!!Where are his other movies?!!

Early Sci-Fi At Its BestEdward Judd is excellent in the role of Peter Stenning, a cynical newspaper columnist who has fallen from the top of his profession into a whiskey bottle but rises to sobriety once again admist the crisis. Janet Munro is adorable as Jeanie Crane, the weather ministry worker who leaks the story of the ages to Judd and ends up falling in love with him in the process. Leo McKern, widely known for his later role as Rumpole of the Bailey, is simply superb as Bill McGuire, the paper's science expert and Stenning's best friend. His sharp wit and tongue make his character a joy to watch.
Added into that mix is an amazingly authentic recreation of a newspaper work environment. I don't know the actor who plays Mr. Jefferson, the newpaper's editor, but he should have gotten an Oscar for his portrayal. I heard somewhere that he was a former newspaper editor--and it shows in his performance.
The special effects are minimal and unsophisticated, but the tension in the story builds as the lethality of the crisis becomes apparent to everyone and mankind makes a frantic, last-second attempt to prevent its ultimate undoing.
As far as the DVD goes, it is a very nice package. It includes commentary from Val Guest, the director; a nice set of production stills; and radio advertising spots for the movie. The audio sync does appear to be a hair off in some spots, but it wasn't all that noticeable. The picture quality is crisp and the audio is clear. I especially like the colorized (sort of) opening and closing sequences. Overall, a very nice packaging of a wonderful movie. One of the top sci-fi films of all time in my opinion.
intelligent sci-fiYou can almost feel the temperature rising as the film progresses.A great demonstration of what may happen if mankind continues to stupidly detonate nuclear warheads.
A great movie about the end of us all
Harryhausen's painstakingly intricate saucers and the destruction they wreak (particularly during an assault on Washington, D.C.) are the film's unquestionable highlights, but Marlowe and Joan Taylor (as his wife/partner) are capable leads, and veteran B director Fred F. Sears doesn't let the dialogue and expositional scenes fall apart in between the barrage of effects. Earth vs. the Flying Saucers is a fun and effective slice of sci-fi that should please younger audiences as well as nostalgic return viewers. Sears later reused some of the effects footage for his jaw-droppingly awful 1957 effort, The Giant Claw. --Paul Gaita

This movie still rules.
Best of the Best
Entertaining 50's scifi, with plenty of extrasLike "Independence Day" the movie is a race against time -- the scientists and military must find a way to defeat the aliens before they succeed in their plan to conquer the Earth-- but "Earth vs. the Flying Saucers" is a better movie than "Independence Day". It's leaner, meaner and better-written. And Ray Harryhausen's special effects still look great today.
And what a great, great job Columbia did with this disc. The film has been digitally cleaned up and presented in widescreen, and there are some great extras -- Joe Dante interviews Ray Harryhausen about the film, and there is a short promotional film about Harryhausen's Dynamation process. A commentary track would have been welcome, but for a B-movie from the 50's, this is above and beyond. Thanks to everyone at Columbia who made it possible.


Die Hard Fans OnlyThe story itself is neat, but it takes, well, a paragraph to describe (which I'll let you read in other reviews), and then you've got it. There's nothing more to it, there are no plot twists, nothing amazing or new. The movie moves so slow, it seems to go on for hours, and it's never exciting, just boring.
The acting from all performers in the movie is just fine, but the way the movie was put together is pretty bad. The script is barely there at all, the cinematography is dull and unoriginal, the alien design seems much older than it is, and doesn't impress. There's also a lot of sex in this movie, which I have no objections to, but it's put together in such odd ways, and never really makes sense that it's in there.
To put it simply, I guarantee you that if this movie didn't have David Bowie it wouldn't be remembered at all. The only thing neat about this movie is that I saw where the cover for "Station to Station" and "Low" came from. Sadly, you're really not missing anything, but if you're a huge fan like me, you'll have to see it for yourself.
Nicholas Roeg at his bestDavid Bowie, whom I adore anyway, makes an excellent debut in this superb film.
The film follows Walter Tevis's novel very well and adapts to the screen to create a very saddening tale of corporate America and how it can be a boon or a bust to some, including aliens.
That alone is a scary thought.
Upon his arrival from a dying planet, Thomas Jerome Newton sets out to create an empire to obtain money to purchase water for his dying planet. Occasional scenes are shown of him leaving his wife and children behind, and throughout the film we see other scenes of them waiting for his return.
What is never shown is how he is going to transport this to his home planet.
Along the way to his path to success, he is plagued by metaphorical leeches who will do anything to stop him. Greed, lust, and several other deadly sins are thrust upon our protaganist as he tries in vain to overcome them in the process.
David Bowie was the perfect person to be cast for this movie. He moves along in it with an icy perfection that is or was appropriate to his character at the time.
Keep in mind, this film is not without it's flaws. Some scenes were restored to make this the original theatrical release. One involving Rip Torn and his student could have been done without as it makes no sense and attributes nothing to the overall affect of the movie. Again, that is just an opinion, and die hard fans of this movie will be happy that it is included.
This film, upon it's release, was well ahead of its time and to this day, many of the themes implied still are appropiate to what constitutes success vs. failure in the American business sense.
The films ends on a saddening note, however, and should be a reminder that what goes around, comes around. You do not have to be a fan of David Bowie to appreciate this film, he just makes it all work and the end result is stunning. Nicholas Roeg did everything possible to steer away from the persona of David Bowie and his music. The end result is a very good solid acting part on his behalf. Ironically, some of the incidental music later became working pieces on David Bowie's LOW album, which has a stunning shot from the movie. Highly recommended, and not for anyone looking for a quick plot or storyline and a happy ending, this film is chock full of storylines and plots that keeps you interested throughtout it's prescence.
A Special ExperienceDespite my being a Bowie (super-) fan, I think everyone looking for a new experience in an interesting, smart and thought provoking, non-linear film should definitely buy the special edition DVD! It's worth every penny because it's a movie you can't just watch once, the VHS edition does not do it justice and the 2nd disc offers a very interesting and helpful 'Watching The Alien' documentary!


Die Hard Fans OnlyThe story itself is neat, but it takes, well, a paragraph to describe (which I'll let you read in other reviews), and then you've got it. There's nothing more to it, there are no plot twists, nothing amazing or new. The movie moves so slow, it seems to go on for hours, and it's never exciting, just boring.
The acting from all performers in the movie is just fine, but the way the movie was put together is pretty bad. The script is barely there at all, the cinematography is dull and unoriginal, the alien design seems much older than it is, and doesn't impress. There's also a lot of sex in this movie, which I have no objections to, but it's put together in such odd ways, and never really makes sense that it's in there.
To put it simply, I guarantee you that if this movie didn't have David Bowie it wouldn't be remembered at all. The only thing neat about this movie is that I saw where the cover for "Station to Station" and "Low" came from. Sadly, you're really not missing anything, but if you're a huge fan like me, you'll have to see it for yourself.
Nicholas Roeg at his bestDavid Bowie, whom I adore anyway, makes an excellent debut in this superb film.
The film follows Walter Tevis's novel very well and adapts to the screen to create a very saddening tale of corporate America and how it can be a boon or a bust to some, including aliens.
That alone is a scary thought.
Upon his arrival from a dying planet, Thomas Jerome Newton sets out to create an empire to obtain money to purchase water for his dying planet. Occasional scenes are shown of him leaving his wife and children behind, and throughout the film we see other scenes of them waiting for his return.
What is never shown is how he is going to transport this to his home planet.
Along the way to his path to success, he is plagued by metaphorical leeches who will do anything to stop him. Greed, lust, and several other deadly sins are thrust upon our protaganist as he tries in vain to overcome them in the process.
David Bowie was the perfect person to be cast for this movie. He moves along in it with an icy perfection that is or was appropriate to his character at the time.
Keep in mind, this film is not without it's flaws. Some scenes were restored to make this the original theatrical release. One involving Rip Torn and his student could have been done without as it makes no sense and attributes nothing to the overall affect of the movie. Again, that is just an opinion, and die hard fans of this movie will be happy that it is included.
This film, upon it's release, was well ahead of its time and to this day, many of the themes implied still are appropiate to what constitutes success vs. failure in the American business sense.
The films ends on a saddening note, however, and should be a reminder that what goes around, comes around. You do not have to be a fan of David Bowie to appreciate this film, he just makes it all work and the end result is stunning. Nicholas Roeg did everything possible to steer away from the persona of David Bowie and his music. The end result is a very good solid acting part on his behalf. Ironically, some of the incidental music later became working pieces on David Bowie's LOW album, which has a stunning shot from the movie. Highly recommended, and not for anyone looking for a quick plot or storyline and a happy ending, this film is chock full of storylines and plots that keeps you interested throughtout it's prescence.
A Special ExperienceDespite my being a Bowie (super-) fan, I think everyone looking for a new experience in an interesting, smart and thought provoking, non-linear film should definitely buy the special edition DVD! It's worth every penny because it's a movie you can't just watch once, the VHS edition does not do it justice and the 2nd disc offers a very interesting and helpful 'Watching The Alien' documentary!


Film has not aged well at all.....
A good example of the 50's Science Fiction FilmsThe Ymir was really well animated for its time (OK, for today's standards, the "stop motion" technique might seem a little bit crude), but you can't help but notice that, although the creature looks fake, it "feels" real. Once again, Harryhausen shows his mastery.
Great Monster Fun, 50s-StyleThat's 50s sci-fi for you. No frills storytelling, and it's darn good fun. But what makes this entry especially enjoyable is, you guessed it, the monster itself. The Ymir (curiously, that name is never mentioned in the film) is another in the long list of stop-motion wizard Ray Harryhausen's creations. Unlke many of the mythology-based creatures in his other films, this one was entirely his own design, and let me say this, it looks really great. It's a neat mix of reptilian features reminiscent of the dinosaurs and humanoid form with fully-developed and functional arms (a decidedly non-dinosaur feature). Now that's cool.
I mentioned earlier that the monster has a lot of character. It really does. This isn't your basic carnivorous beast that devours any living thing in its path. It feeds on sulphur (!), and is actually non-aggressive. In one unforgettable scene, the Ymir stops and growls at a grazing sheep, then walks right by, leaving the sheep unharmed. (The growl probably translates roughly as, "excuse me, do you know where I can find some sulphur? You don't? Ok, thank you.")
The problems start when the humans, in their typical fear of what they don't know or understand, set out to destroy the creature. Naturally, it becomes violent. What the humans don't know is, the big guy is really just an unfortunate victim of circumstances that wants to be left alone. But then again, how do you leave a 20-foot Ymir alone?
Speaking of leaving things alone, this was Harryhausen's last black-and-white film. Nobody better even think about releasing a computer-colored version. That would take away so much of the nostalgic enjoyment we classic sci-fi fans get from watching films like this.


FINE MOVIE, LOUSY DVDNice menu and extras--but where the heck is the widescreen?
OK 50'S SCI-FI RELIC...
Minimal and Great

Stick with the TV series
Saturday afternoon funThe disc has good chapter navigation and the extras are acceptable - the product placement/ad campaign info provided in the extras show were interesting.
Pure sci-fi fun and entertainment.
Scum of the Earth's world-weary, boozing photographer Harmon (William Kerwin [Blood Feast]) snaps photos of pert blonde cheescake model Sandy, who's anxiously awaiting "retirement." (All her shots are taken with a scarf covering her chest.) She's also forced to pose in (implied) B&D shots ("Remember, I'm not double-jointed!") with hulking, violent misogynist brute Ajax. The chief smut peddler, Lang, smokes a big cigar, quotes Mozart, and plays with head-nodder dolls and a wind-up mechanical monkey. Harmon and Sandy recruit Kim (Adults Only regular Vicki Miles [Allison Louise Downe], one of the worst actresses of all time) to be groomed as her replacement. Mal Arnold (Blood Feast's mad caterer Fuad) plays surly, menacing, violent Larry, one of Lang's salesmen and apparently world's oldest teenager ("Don't forget, I'm a minor"). Harmon convinces Kim to show "the upper half" for $500 badly-needed tuition money, and she freaks out at another shoot when they photograph her face! Kim pleads with Lang to let her out of the deal in the hilarious "straight talk" scene: he excoriates her at length ("Deep down inside you're dirty. Do you hear me, dirty! You're damaged goods, and this is a fire sale."), working up a literal lather as the camera cuts in closer and closer on his sweaty, contorted mouth. Blackmail, (implied) violence, and more G-rated porn shoots ensue before the finale, which includes a baseball bat murder, shooting, police chase, suicide, and surprise wedding engagement between Harmon and Sandy! It all sounds quite lurid on paper, but it's actually rather quaint; you really expect Wally and the Beave to stroll around the corner any second. Scum of the Earth does share a rather, um, deliberate pace and minimalist production values with Friedman/Lewis's gore movies, but delivers plenty of entertainment value for aficionados of this sort of thing. Similar to Ed Wood's Sinister Urge, but with even funnier, highly quotable dialogue.
In The Defilers (directed, photographed, and edited by Lee Frost [Love Camp 7, Chrome and Hot Leather, Incredible Two Headed Transplant, etc.]), Carl Walker Jr. and Jameison "Jim" Marsh, two bored, jaded hipster hedonists, cruise their convertible to cool jazz and neck with their big-haired, ponytailed girlfriends (four of them) on the way to the beach, where they drink, skinny-dip, make out, and frolic in the sand (lyrical EZ-listening interlude here). Sadistic misogynist Carl (Byron Mabe, director of She Freak, The Acid Eaters, etc.) demonstrates his theories about women ...by variously pinching, spanking, and cigarette-burning his girlfriend Joanie. He further elucidates, "There is only one thing in this whole crummy, square, infested life that counts. Kicks! Kicks! Kicks! You dig me?", but his rich daddy (also obviously played by Mabe in glasses and mustache) is threatening to cut him off financially if he doesn't start showing up at the office. Meanwhile, virginal blonde aspiring actress Jane Collins ("introducing Mai Jansson") arrives in Hollywood from Minnesota on a Greyhound Scenicruiser and rents a room from degenerate Mrs. Olson. In a dingy "dungeon" love nest at his father's factory, Carl spanks frosty Kathy into submission ("Don't! Stop! . . . Don't stop!"), while Jim seduces Ellen in the car ("You wanna feel my muscle? Start the countdown.") While copping from creepy Mrs. Olson, Carl and Jim meet Jane, and later, after Jim reels off a list of possible kick-producing activities ...She's kidnapped, terrorized, and assaulted, mostly by Carl, mostly off screen. Eventually the more sensitive Jim rebels, and Carl meets a gruesome end straight out of one of Friedman's gore films. Defilers plays kind of like a really kinky episode of Surfside Six or Perry Mason, Mabe is really over the top (better as an actor than director), and Jerome Eden (Blood Trilogy) as Jim occasionally bears an uncanny resemblance to Ben Stiller (!!). The violence is sporadic and not very graphic by today's standards, but still packs a bit of a jolt; gorehounds will find it very mild, while sensitive fuzzy-sweater types will probably be appropriately shocked and sickened. I found The Defilers mildly disturbing at times, but for the most part campy and entertaining, with rich early-'60s atmosphere, some screamingly funny dialogue, and Frost's crisp, moody B&W cinematography major assets.
Extras include an entertaining and informative commentary by David Friedman and Mike Vraney (apparently distributors were disappointed in Miss Jansson's "charms"); a wild trailer collection, some fun and campy (All Women Are Bad, Confessions of a Psycho Cat, Banned, Curse of Her Flesh), some REALLY sick-looking (The Pick-Up, Ultimate Degenerate), some just stupid (Sex Killer, Sock It To Me); two OK shorts, "Intimate Diary of Artist's Models" (4:00, color) featuring "Ajax" and "Sandy" from 'Scum' in standard nudie-cutie photo hijinks (see what's under Sandy's scarf!), and Naked Fury (10:00, color) wherein a photographer shoots photos of twin girls wrestling in their undies; and another 8-minute Trash-O-Rama exploitation art gallery. Prints of both features exhibit the usual light speckling and blemishing, but are otherwise plenty sharp with excellent tonal values and detail. A must-have for exploitation and Adults Only fans!