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They have an oven in their living room
an MST classic...but a bit too disturbing.The basic premise: a young woman stumbles upon a "giant" living in the hills. and when her adventurer father goes in search of him, and ends up being kidnapped, she and her boyfriend set off on their own search. She ends up getting kidnapped herself, and the disturbing part...comes in the way her father basically "offers her" up to the giant in order for them not to be hurt. There are actually a few reasons this movie is uncomfortable to watch. There are some genuinely funny moments here, but unfortunitely, no amount of comic relief from Joel and the bots, can save this one.
One of my favorites!I sure hope Rhino keeps releasing these on DVD, since the reruns are no longer on the air. So buy this to show your support for MST3K so they keep on releasing!!


Its OK
One of the great Sci-fi films ever madeThere has been an ongoing debate as to whether the film is best read as an attack on McCarthyism or a commentary on communist infiltration, or perhaps merely as an attack on conformity in general. In the end, I don't think it matters. What is important is the intensity of the paranoia that the situation engenders. Between the suspicion of one's peers and the incredible tension created by the need of the characters to not fall asleep (the pods take over the moment one falls asleep, if only for a brief second), this is one of the most emotionally stressful films ever made. The moment when, near the end of the film, Kevin McCarthy looks into the face of Dana Wynter and realizes that she has drifted off to sleep for a brief second is one of the most horrible moments I know in Sci-fi.
The film is just so incredibly well done that it is hard to find too many things to praise. The threat of alien invasion is greatly intensified by its taking place in a quiet, peaceful small town. The inhabitants all look so remarkably pleasant, and yet their goal is to rob each individual of his or her soul. The cinematography is extraordinary. If one watches the film on DVD and freezes the screen randomly, one thing that becomes obvious is how magnificently nearly every shot is framed. Everything-the acting, the script, the cinematography-blends together to make this not merely what is arguably the finest fifties Sci-fi film, but one of the greatest psychological thrillers ever made.
Now I lay me down to sleep...

A Must For Genre Fans: Maybe Less So For The Rest of UsOn the other hand, there are those script problems. The dialog is not what you'd call scintillating. The best lines go to the minor characters (Sydney Bromley has a field day), whereas poor Peter MacNicol in the title role gets to say things like, "Yes, I'm in love, but not with the princess. I'm in love with you." Yeccchhh!
Peter MacNicol has one of those elfin faces that makes him a natural for a part like this. If you're doing a fantasy flick and Sam Neill is unavailable, you'd definitely want to consider Peter. Whether the now middle-aged actor would welcome that kind of casting after playing more grown-up roles on CHICAGO HOPE and ALLY MacBEAL is hard to say. But he's effective here and certainly looks the part.
Speaking of Sam Neill, here's where my not being a genre specialist leaves me scratching my proverbial head. I watched the series MERLIN a while back and rather enjoyed it. I was then pretty surprised to that series raked over the coals by fantasy lovers who posted on Amazon.com. I have no real clue why MERLIN left the fans cold, while DRAGONSLAYER seems to enthrall them. Well, DRAGONSLAYER had a bigger budget and it shows. Beyond that, well, I'm just not sure.
Bottom line: fantasy lovers will probably love this. Non-fans of the genre will probably find it OK. It's not a bad way to while away a lazy Saturday afternoon.
DVD a bit Non-Standard??However, of all the DVD's I own, this is the only one that gives me trouble on my CyberHome CH-DVD500 player. Namely:
I CAN'T TURN OFF THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES!!!!!
They intrude beneath the picture no matter what I do. Perhaps this is a quirk of my player, but if you have the same problem, POST IT HERE and on epinions.com. And write Paramount.
A must see....
The CGI animation is less ambitious than in such feature films as Toy Story, but it's one of the most impressive examples of the animation made for TV. The detailed designs, rich textures, 3-D modeling, and awesome sense of scale (not to mention the pumped-up action and whiplash speed of the bug army) give it the look of an impossibly sophisticated video game, with the rat-a-tat editing and soaring camerawork of a Hollywood movie. The budgetary shortcuts are evident in moments of blurring and jerking, but overall it's startlingly effective. The PG-level violence (no humans are killed, only demonic-looking bugs) may not be appropriate for younger viewers, but it's aimed at an older crowd and has won a loyal adult following. --Sean Axmaker

Military Cartoon.
BRING THIS BACK TO TV
put it back on tv

Chilling Premise, but Downhill From There."The Andromeda Strain" is based on Michael Crichton's novel of the same name. The story's premise, a lethal extraterrestrial microbe on the loose, certainly presents opportunity for an entertaining, suspenseful sci-fi thriller. And the film does have its moments. But I found "The Andromeda Strain" overwhelmed with credibility problems and suffering from some basic storytelling mistakes.
The film is poorly structured. The movie spends too much time demonstrating the features and protocols of the Wildfire compound, none of which have any relevance to the story with the exception of Wildfire's self-destruct mechanism. I felt like someone was trying to sell me the place. I also found the film's conclusion to be very unsatisfying. The plot essentially resolves itself by means of a deus ex machina.
An awful lot of "The Andromeda Strain" just doesn't make any sense. Science fiction doesn't have to entirely make sense, but I've always felt that it should be consistent within the parameters of the world the author has created. Part of the problem is that the movie takes place in 1971, contemporary to its production. If a story takes place on the other side of the galaxy or in the distant future, it is easier to write off nonsensical plot elements as artistic license. But "The Andromeda Strain" sets out to be believable. The filmmaker's go so far as to claim that the events are real at the film's start. So they should have given more attention to the film's credibility. I won't list all of film's breakdowns in logic. But here are a few. You will undoubtedly find more: Where would a satellite come by an extraterrestrial microorganism? Satellites don't actually go anywhere; they just orbit. Why do the scientists go through those time-consuming decontamination protocols? Any containment measures which protect the scientists from the organism will obviously also protect the organism from them. How could the organism's rate of replication and mutation spontaneously and exponentially increase? If the organism had behaved like that all along, the crisis would have been averted before it had begun.
It's possible that I would have been more tolerant of "The Andromeda Strain"'s faults if I had seen the film in the early 1970's. Audiences were probably impressed by the film's high-tech gadgetry at the time. But many other movies from the 1970's have stood the test of time. I think that "The Andromeda Strain" is more useful as an example of cinematic technique and popular culture from its time than it is a good or entertaining film.
Stands the Test of Timeincluding the computers still looks up-to-date, with the main difference being that today, the graphical displays of the data would be much more colorful. However, the techniques used to analyze the "Andromeda" organism would be the same ones used today. Of course, much of the suspense of the movie is created by a stuck sliver of paper, and that would not occur today, but 99% of what is shown (including the threat to mankind for terrestrial biological warfare or extra-terrestrial organisms) is still very relevant. In fact, the society in which the film takes place is more "future-oriented" than our current one because reference is made to the Lunar Receiving Laboratory in Houston which processed the samples returned from the Moon by the Apollo astronauts, and which has since been idled by the loss of the spirit of exploration in our current society, so the makers of the film were able to do more futuristic thinking and make a story and laboratory that looks contemporary even decades later. Finally, the actors, led by Arthur Hill (one of my favorites) are all "cool, intellectual" types, and although there are differences of opinion between them, they all submerge their egos to get their vital work done. It is sad that films of this type are not made any more. Get it and see what I mean!
My all-time favorite movie to date!!!In 1999, I rented every 1970 sci-fi flick to find out what movie had this scene. I saw some pretty interesting flicks like Omega Man, Westworld, and Zero Population Growth(which I thought was it!). It just happens that a movie buff I ran into told me what movie that scene belonged to.
Since then I saw it 9 times in 1999 and 3 more times in 2003, this now beats out Pricilla Queen Of The Desert.
This movie maximizes on Suspence and of course Michael Crichton's book. Now this is not some cheesy sci-fi about aliens invading or monsters. There is not much action, it's a slow-poker. What makes it so good is the way it engrosses you and keeps you tagging along all the way with it.
Some in a review says the acting is terrible. Now I am not much on detecting good and bad acting jobs (unless it's really fouled up) and I did not notice. However here is a note about the acting: In the DVD's "Making Of" feature the Director said he deliberately went for low-profile actors because he felt it would compromise the story. This makes sense because of it's documentary nature. (Like I said, it's a slow going movie that uses suspense for all it's worth).
Here you have 5 scientists who get pulled out of their lives, brought to the Wildfire installation to research a new virus or bug. They must go through rigorous sterilization procedures before they can begin their work. You get a realistic view of what goes on inside a scientist's laboratory and well, it's not all action and and focused on stud-men or sexy women love scenes etc (Although Kate Reid did turn me on, and Paulla Kella was hot). I am delighted that there were no love scenes in this film.
I really like the secret installation. This movie is not set in the future so it comes off as ahead of it's time in technology. It's not a stretch to imagine such an installation existing today with even more advanced equipment and procedures. The secret elevator, was sooo cool. It reminded me of when I read Independence Day because there was a secret elevator in that one but it was not in the movie. Who would expect a storage closet to be and elevator! I would have loved this as a kid.
Even thought this is a suspence-thriller sci-fi, the movie gets off a few elements of comedy but nothing that would detract from the seriousness. Kate Reid's "attitude-ee" character is mostly responsible for these, the most obvious one: "I MEAN IT STONE, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BODY ANALYSER AND YOU CAN....{Thump! we see/hear. the door close on her face.}"
Great movie for drama, suspense, sci-fi gadetry and NO LOVE SCENES!!!!


Chilling Premise, but Downhill From There."The Andromeda Strain" is based on Michael Crichton's novel of the same name. The story's premise, a lethal extraterrestrial microbe on the loose, certainly presents opportunity for an entertaining, suspenseful sci-fi thriller. And the film does have its moments. But I found "The Andromeda Strain" overwhelmed with credibility problems and suffering from some basic storytelling mistakes.
The film is poorly structured. The movie spends too much time demonstrating the features and protocols of the Wildfire compound, none of which have any relevance to the story with the exception of Wildfire's self-destruct mechanism. I felt like someone was trying to sell me the place. I also found the film's conclusion to be very unsatisfying. The plot essentially resolves itself by means of a deus ex machina.
An awful lot of "The Andromeda Strain" just doesn't make any sense. Science fiction doesn't have to entirely make sense, but I've always felt that it should be consistent within the parameters of the world the author has created. Part of the problem is that the movie takes place in 1971, contemporary to its production. If a story takes place on the other side of the galaxy or in the distant future, it is easier to write off nonsensical plot elements as artistic license. But "The Andromeda Strain" sets out to be believable. The filmmaker's go so far as to claim that the events are real at the film's start. So they should have given more attention to the film's credibility. I won't list all of film's breakdowns in logic. But here are a few. You will undoubtedly find more: Where would a satellite come by an extraterrestrial microorganism? Satellites don't actually go anywhere; they just orbit. Why do the scientists go through those time-consuming decontamination protocols? Any containment measures which protect the scientists from the organism will obviously also protect the organism from them. How could the organism's rate of replication and mutation spontaneously and exponentially increase? If the organism had behaved like that all along, the crisis would have been averted before it had begun.
It's possible that I would have been more tolerant of "The Andromeda Strain"'s faults if I had seen the film in the early 1970's. Audiences were probably impressed by the film's high-tech gadgetry at the time. But many other movies from the 1970's have stood the test of time. I think that "The Andromeda Strain" is more useful as an example of cinematic technique and popular culture from its time than it is a good or entertaining film.
Stands the Test of Timeincluding the computers still looks up-to-date, with the main difference being that today, the graphical displays of the data would be much more colorful. However, the techniques used to analyze the "Andromeda" organism would be the same ones used today. Of course, much of the suspense of the movie is created by a stuck sliver of paper, and that would not occur today, but 99% of what is shown (including the threat to mankind for terrestrial biological warfare or extra-terrestrial organisms) is still very relevant. In fact, the society in which the film takes place is more "future-oriented" than our current one because reference is made to the Lunar Receiving Laboratory in Houston which processed the samples returned from the Moon by the Apollo astronauts, and which has since been idled by the loss of the spirit of exploration in our current society, so the makers of the film were able to do more futuristic thinking and make a story and laboratory that looks contemporary even decades later. Finally, the actors, led by Arthur Hill (one of my favorites) are all "cool, intellectual" types, and although there are differences of opinion between them, they all submerge their egos to get their vital work done. It is sad that films of this type are not made any more. Get it and see what I mean!
My all-time favorite movie to date!!!In 1999, I rented every 1970 sci-fi flick to find out what movie had this scene. I saw some pretty interesting flicks like Omega Man, Westworld, and Zero Population Growth(which I thought was it!). It just happens that a movie buff I ran into told me what movie that scene belonged to.
Since then I saw it 9 times in 1999 and 3 more times in 2003, this now beats out Pricilla Queen Of The Desert.
This movie maximizes on Suspence and of course Michael Crichton's book. Now this is not some cheesy sci-fi about aliens invading or monsters. There is not much action, it's a slow-poker. What makes it so good is the way it engrosses you and keeps you tagging along all the way with it.
Some in a review says the acting is terrible. Now I am not much on detecting good and bad acting jobs (unless it's really fouled up) and I did not notice. However here is a note about the acting: In the DVD's "Making Of" feature the Director said he deliberately went for low-profile actors because he felt it would compromise the story. This makes sense because of it's documentary nature. (Like I said, it's a slow going movie that uses suspense for all it's worth).
Here you have 5 scientists who get pulled out of their lives, brought to the Wildfire installation to research a new virus or bug. They must go through rigorous sterilization procedures before they can begin their work. You get a realistic view of what goes on inside a scientist's laboratory and well, it's not all action and and focused on stud-men or sexy women love scenes etc (Although Kate Reid did turn me on, and Paulla Kella was hot). I am delighted that there were no love scenes in this film.
I really like the secret installation. This movie is not set in the future so it comes off as ahead of it's time in technology. It's not a stretch to imagine such an installation existing today with even more advanced equipment and procedures. The secret elevator, was sooo cool. It reminded me of when I read Independence Day because there was a secret elevator in that one but it was not in the movie. Who would expect a storage closet to be and elevator! I would have loved this as a kid.
Even thought this is a suspence-thriller sci-fi, the movie gets off a few elements of comedy but nothing that would detract from the seriousness. Kate Reid's "attitude-ee" character is mostly responsible for these, the most obvious one: "I MEAN IT STONE, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BODY ANALYSER AND YOU CAN....{Thump! we see/hear. the door close on her face.}"
Great movie for drama, suspense, sci-fi gadetry and NO LOVE SCENES!!!!


Germ of an ideaWhat would the military do without Professor Forrester? "You'll need reinforcements", "we can't hold them, you'd better tell Washington!" Gosh, thanks, oh Professor of stating the bleedin' obvious. Next time you're wondering where the bread goes in the toaster, you'll know who to call for advice.
THE MOVIE? Woohoo! THE DVD? Uhm....well.....I'd picked this up hoping to be treated to a near to a total archival print of this film but what was contained on this disc was very reminiscent of what you'd see on the television at 3am, just minus the commercials. The print is fairly scratchy and lacking clarity in parts, that if you don't hold high quality expectations or want to just casually view it, then you might be satisfied with this purchase, as it is definitely watchable on that level. However, if you're expecting a wonderfully clean film print with bright, vivid 50's Technicolor, you will be sorely dissappointed when you stop to think that so much more could've been had given the DVD medium (insert tears & violin strings here--;-). And anyone who's seen this film can tell you, it's a wildly colorful flick that needs to be seen in all of its glory for the full effect. I'd hafta say that the slickest that you'll see this as far as this DVD is concerned is via the box art. The art looks pretty cool despite not having that 50's flair for drama & hype that's indicative of the period.
The poor product presentation aside, what else needs to be said about this classic sci-fi romp? Definitely fun escapism that just captures the 50's Atomic drama via an H.G. Wells update/adaption perfectly. The design of the war machines is still cool even today, and I remembered how fascinated I was by the look and the now classic sound effects as a kid and how I'd never missed a showing at the theater or convention. It's a definite nostalgia trip if you're an old school sci-fi geek like I. Even the occasionally showing SPFX strings that supported the war machines were then and still is a welcome sight. Digital FX nowadays are cool, and I love them, but there's just a little sumthin' about the limited SPFX of that time period (and actually, back then, this *was* state of the art as mentioned by other reviewers). And Anne Robinson's role of coffee server to the men 'in control' during a time of crisis was an ...uh....interesting, almost funny insight into society back then for sure ( I mean really, *THAT* was the best they could come up for her to do while the world was being annihilated? lol!) My how times have changed!
This is another favorite flick of mine. It stands up as entertainment through repeated viewings since not only is the story itself a classic, but here, the Martians land at the beginning of the film, so it literally starts off with a bang....or crash that is, and the ride starts from there. I hafta knock of a ratings point simply because of the lacking film transfer since casual AND serious viewers need to know what they're gonna get before putting down their hard earned cash for this. The film itself,on the other, hand gets FIVE STARS!
A must have for sci-fi loversIt just doesn't get any better than this.


"You can still go to City collage with your friends."Alex Rogan is stuck in a small trailer community and dreams of being more. Due to a misplaced video game (a game? No a test) he gets the opportunity to save The Star League form Xur and the KO-DAN armada as the last starfighter.
Well selected actors including Robert Preston. Also Catharine Mary Stewart who has appeared in episodes of "The Outer Limits."
Can he do it? In the mean time who is looking out for his girl?
"FACE IT, ALEX: YOU'RE A BORN STARFIGHTER!"When I was young, "The Last Starfighter" always held my attention with it's awesome CG effects. Now I'm older, CG Film Effects are far more advanced, but this film still holds up! With its mix of exciting action, romance, and CG effects that are as fresh now as they were in 1984, "The Last Starfighter" is a remarkable film that will remain a masterpiece for years to come! Movie Grade: A+
DVD Review:
"The Last Starfighter" is given an exceptional DVD release! The picture has never been mor exquisite, the sound never more clear. The behind-the-scenes documentary is one of the best ever produced. With DVD, "The Last Starfighter" will last forever! DVD Grade: A+
Robert Preston's Final Bow

OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO!
Enter Godzilla....
GREATEST ART FILM OF THEM ALL.

OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO!
Enter Godzilla....
GREATEST ART FILM OF THEM ALL.