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A Passage to India
Released in DVD by Columbia Tri-Star (20 March, 2001)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: David Lean
Starring: Judy Davis, Victor Banerjee, and Peggy Ashcroft
This adaptation of E.M. Forster's mysterious tale of British racism in colonial India turned out to be master director David Lean's final film. Subtle and grand at the same time, Lean's adaptation is faithful to the book, rendering its blend of the mystical and the all-too human with exquisite precision. Judy Davis plays a young British woman traveling in India with her fiancé's mother. While visiting a tourist attraction, she has a frightening moment in a cave--one that she eventually spins from an instant of mental meltdown into a tale of a physical attack that ruins several lives. Lean captures Forster's sense of awe at the kind of ageless wisdom and inexplicable phenomena to be encountered in India, as well as the British tendency to dismiss it all as savage, rather than simply different. --Marshall Fine
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A Passage to Boredom
This is a film based on a book written by an author dedicated to boring you senseless. The film drags and has no appreciable moments and the acting is quite forgettable. This is the sort of "sophisticated" film that ends with you sitting in your car cursing the person who conned you into wasting 2 excruciatingly painful hours filled with you listening to people munch on stale popcorn.

Don't read the book and don't see the film. Actually, if you rent the film, only do so as part of some cruel hoax on the person you're planning to torture with it. Certainly don't waste your time watching this alone.

As proof of my criticism of this waste of time, how many times can you say that this film as been shown on TV? Yes, I can only remember it being on once back many years ago. So there you have it.

A classic movie
This movie will keep your interest throughout, both through its plot and its very good cinematography. Racism, friendship and human values are some of the strongest points that come out of this movie, which will get the viewer acquainted with some exotic scenery in India. Well transferred into the DVD, well worth seeing.

Rewarding to those who are Well Versed with the Novel
This is one of my favourite novels in high school.

It's a book on humanity stressing goodwill as a bridge in human communication. Ron's mother, Mrs Moore, instead was the supreme model of human understanding. She readily took off her shoes upon entering a mosque at night when there was scarcely any people around and when all British treaded upon practically everything that was local. It was also in her honour that the Bridge Party with the locals was arranged. She never saw the British Raj's attitude towards the locals appropriate. After her departure and at the trial of Dr Aziz, those who attended the court chanted, "Mrs Moore, Mrs Moore..." She became one of their goddesses. Years later when her younger son and daughter visited India and ran into Dr Aziz after his ordeal, they were nevertheless given special treatment...

Right inside the ring was, of course, Mr Fielding and Dr Aziz who all along showed much understanding instead of conflicts. They became friends and Dr Aziz even offered his stud to Fielding, the very one that he was in use of. It was until the hallucination of Miss Quested that Dr Aziz was taken aback. Fielding was a minority, but hat was the right start to human understanding. The Ron's boss was just in the background, no more important than the India Professor. Well, it's hard to say whether it's essentially an Indian or British novel.

The novel is so full of symbolism and imageries. There were substantial narratives every now and then and the decriptions were full of intricacies and the themes were rather estatic, broadly divided into several chopped up sections. It takes little imagination to think of what Marabar Caves have to offer in terms of drama. It's so dull and monotonous.

As such it's rather difficult to rendered this novel into a movie. David Lean showed more depth if not more resources in his treatment than Dr Zhivago. It's brilliant work if one is well versed with the novel itself and it's really rewarding. But with regret, as pointed out by some reviewers, the result may not be equally impressing. To say the least, the central theme is not dramatically attractive enough.


Alice's Restaurant
Released in DVD by Mgm/Ua Studios (23 January, 2001)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Arthur Penn
Starring: Arlo Guthrie and Patricia Quinn (II)
You can get anything you want there, or so went Arlo Guthrie's song, a lengthy monologue about a Thanksgiving dinner and how its aftermath kept Guthrie out of the Vietnam-era draft. Arthur Penn's movie version, which stars Guthrie, James Broderick, and Pat Quinn, has a shambling, good-natured feel, much like Guthrie's epic tall tale. But as it follows Guthrie's adventures (he gets arrested for improper disposal of Thanksgiving garbage and the arrest renders him unfit for military service, in the draft board's eyes), it also examines the freewheeling nature of relationships in that period--and the toll that freedom took on those relationships. Guthrie is a natural performer, particularly funny during the draft board sequence; but the heart of the film is Quinn and Broderick's troubled marriage. --Marshall Fine
Average review score:

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme shows
Move over Sex and the City, Friends, Seinfeld and Fraser. Alice's Restaurant is the original ensemble of totally dysfunctional characters. It lacks the 90's humor, though, I guess because in the 60's long hair, sexual promiscuity and smoking weed were, like, new (at least in films), and every young adult's problems could be blamed on the Vietnam War.
This film is a must-see because it is so bad--like "Plan 9 from Outer Space". Try to watch Arlo's daffy smile without sniggering. My favorite line is where a guy goes berserk, and the tender/tough Alice restrains her husband's attempt to help with the command "Don't crowd him!" Perfect advice, as the kid just needs to run outside to find some "space".
The film reaches its climax with (are you ready for this) a motorbike race. Alice's team turns out to cheer for their rider in a long scene which belongs more in an Elvis Presley romp than in this unintentionally laughable view of the "counterculture".
And I will NEVER forgive Guthrie for kicking that groupie out of bed.

I did not remener it right
I saw this film for the first time 24 years ago when I was a boy. I remembered it as a fantastic film. Now I have seen it again.

There are no head and tail in the story. It starts fine, but it never leaves the start. However, it does have a few nice shots and surely the music is really good. So, the two stars are really for the music, and the one star is for the film.

Forget the song! The movie is not about the song.
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Alice's Restaurant is about life and loss, and the traps we allow ourselves to get caught up in. It's about addiction, youth, anarchy, death, freedom, and aimlessness. It's a celebration and a lament for all those things. If the movie was given its proper due, it might be regarded as Arthur Penn's masterwork. It is a record of a facet of the human condition in the late 1960s, and it uses songs and humour as a counterpoint to the underlying seriousness of the subject matter.

See the movie. Don't expect to 'see' the song. Movies don't work that way. People who want to see a celluloid retelling of Arlo Guthrie's famous song are not giving a great director his due, and they're denying themselves a deeply moving cinematic experience. They just don't make movies like this anymore, except that another director named Penn - Sean Penn - once came close to such a true depiction of human drama with his own Vietnam era movie 'The Indian Runner', but what the younger Penn achieves with a less subtle (although no less effective) approach, the older Penn achieves in a truly realistic and understated way.


Can't Buy Me Love
Released in DVD by Buena Vista Home Entertainment (13 August, 2002)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Steve Rash
Starring: Patrick Dempsey and Amanda Peterson
Average review score:

No widescreen = NO SALE
I've been checking and checking and checking, hoping that the people at Disney would release a widescreen version of this great 80s film. However, it still has not materialized. The logic apparently is that "family" films should be released in fullscreen. However, Disney must surely realize that a large percentage of true film fans and collectors will refuse to purchase a pan and scan title. Because there has not been a new widescreen edition, I refuse to purchase this chopped release.

It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got
Nice social message wrapped up in hip clothes, cool music, adorable female lead, nerdy hero, and morality tale. But the crux of the flick is about learning to accept yourself, to stand tall for what you believe to be true, AND above all, to recognize when you have what you need. If our hero had realized he should be satisfied when our cute female lead was dating him, well... there would have been no movie. but, he would not have taken such a fall... and not learned such important personal lessons.

Another movie attacking class structure and cliques, but, hey, if it weren't the sad state of affairs, would we flock to see this stuff? No. So, if the shoe fits...

See the movie again. Worth it the second time around.

Get ready to revisit high school!!
Whoever went to high school will relate to this movie....especially if you did so in the 80's! This movie was true to life back then and it's certainly still true to life now. How far would you go to popular? Well, this movie definetly shows how far some people would!! It's funny, heart warming, and of course it ends as most 80's movies did....with the guy getting the girl!!


Blood from the Mummy's Tomb
Released in DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment (07 August, 2001)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Seth Holt
Average review score:

Hammer ups the ante in delivering the chills
This classic Hammer horror, based on Bram Stoker's novel "Jewel Of Seven Stars" is perhaps most famous for the deaths of director Seth Holt and the wife of Peter Cushing, the movie's original lead- which inevitably led to reports of a curse on the production. Strangely this is R18 in NZ/Australia despite being PG in the US. BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB is pretty gory for its time, maybe Hammer studios felt Herschell Gordon Lewis had been stealing some of their thunder so they countered this with classier, big budget bloodletting.
The plot revolves around archeologist Dr. Fuchs (Andrew Keir) who steals a ring of the Seven Stars from an Egyptian tomb. The only problem is it belonged to a Queen, and whoever wears the ring can bring death upon unsuspecting persons by gorily slashing their throats. Fuchs gives the ring to his sexy daughter Margaret (Valerie Leon) as a gift. Unfortunately, the ring causes her to have nightmares; one of which features Queen Tera's severed hand being mauled by dogs; but still crawling along by itself with the precious ring still attached! Ironically, Margaret also has a scar encircling her wrist. Coincidence? Or could she be the reincarnation of Queen Tera?
BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB is one of the best and obviously most notorious of Hammer's horror pictures. There's some great camera work, especially in the classic scene where an old geezer in a mental hospital is menaced by demonic forces. Valerie Leon's voluptuous breasts give two mesmirising supporting performances. She just oozes sex appeal. Followed by a feeble remake in 1980, THE AWAKENING starring Charlton Heston and Stephanie Zimbalist from TV's REMINGTON STEELE. Watch this instead. You''ll find it much more rewarding.

The masters of Hammer's Vault of Horror are at it again...
Throughout the years Hammer Films meant quality horror pictures.

Spanning more than a decade these tiny jewels had true gothic flair.

Made on very tight budgets and at lighting speeds they swiftly outran equivalent products from Hollywood.

Who has forgotten Christopher Lee's Dracula or Peter Cushing's Baron Frankenstein?

The glory came to Hammer when in the late fifties they produced the remakes of "The Mummy", "Frankenstein" (as "Curse of Frankenstein") and "Dracula" (as "Horror of Dracula").

In the years that followed a number of sequels of these sequels followed, starting with the Frankenstein series and followed by the Dracula series. They all were more or less good or successful but gained a horde of loyal fans and this fact alone made the fortune of Hammer Films.

The Mummy instead, a bit like the title role, limped slowly behind. The first one was a lavish remake of Boris Karloff's version. The ones which followed were decaying with the mummy.

Starting with "Curse of the Mummy's Tomb" (1964) which was more a parody than anything else, through "The Mummy's Shroud" (1967) which was a poor attempt at combining the Fantasy genre (witches and curses in fairytales) to the Horror of the Mummy, to a last, and may I say, better attempt which is the one I am reviewing now: "Blood from the Mummy's Tomb" (1972).

Strangely enough, this one was released at a time when Hammer was already on the way to its decline (see the flops with "The Satanic Rites of Count Dracula" (1973) and "The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires" (1974)).

As many other reviewers stated, this one was very loosely adapted from a Bram Stoker's short Novel. It seems to have worked, also because the Mummy is for once a woman, not a man, but can be as deadly if not more lethal than a man.

The acting is always discreet and well balanced.

The strange thing with Hammer movies is that they always included the best the British stage world had to offer. Besides the names already mentioned, you had Geoffrey Keen, Ralph Bates, Andre Morell, Martine Beswick, Thorley Walters, Joan Fontaine, Kay Walsh, Alec McCowen among others.

They all made fantastic careers afterwards or revived their images courtesy of Hammer.

If you are a Hammer Horror fan this DVD is a must. If you're new to Hammer I suggest that you familiarize yourself with the very first ones and move on from there.

In any case it's always a pleasure to watch them. Their gothic flair, being gory to a point but always with taste and never hitting you with cheap thrills but rather building a momentum to the point you can't stand the tension anymore and then swiftly changing mood to alleviate your nerve tingling, are all points in favor of the Hammer Saga of Success.

I only hope we could get back to that freshness and yes, the naivete', that was the Hammer style.

Another Gem...
A wonderful film, celebrating a little-known story by Bram Stoker, and putting the final lid on one of Hammer's most popular series.
From the story "Jewel of The Seven Stars", comes this picture which has in fact nothing at all to do with bandages, let alone zombies runnning around making strange noises!
This time, the daughter of a famous archeologist is given a special ring that once belonged to a notorious Egyptian Queen.
Naturally the ring has special powers which lead onto many plot twists and turns that would've done Lara Croft proud.
Making the film too was a story in itself. Directed by Seth Holt, who in fact died just before completion, only after one letdown after another, not least of which was Peter Cushing dropping out less than halfway through, having to be replaced by the equally great Andrew Keir as Professor Fuchs, the archeologist.
Special effects were at a minimum in the early 70s, but instead, the movie makes fine use of three key elements, long sweeping shots in slow motion, the much underrated Valerie Leon in the dual roles of Queen Tiera and Fuch's daughter, who becomes dominated by the power of the ring, and a fine background score from Tristan Cary, full of Egyptian mystery.
All in all, a nice unexpected gem from Hammer, with an equally nice open ending.


Mighty Aphrodite
Released in DVD by Miramax (04 March, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Woody Allen
Starring: Woody Allen
Mira Sorvino won an Oscar for her performance as a bubbleheaded hooker and porn star who happens to be the mother of a bright young boy adopted by a Manhattan couple (Woody Allen and Helena Bonham Carter). The story finds Allen's sportswriter character becoming curious about the identity of his son's biological mom, and he strikes up a relationship with her without revealing why. This 27th feature written and directed by Allen is a nice combination of smart comedy and some of the wackier energy of his earliest movies. (Between scenes, there's a running gag involving a Greek chorus--actually filmed among some real Greek ruins--who do song-and-dance interpretations of the script's events.) This isn't Allen at his best, but it is a fine minor work graced by Sorvino's spin on the cinema's archetypal dumb blonde. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Very enjoyable
Mighty Aphrodite is one of the strongest Woody Allen films of the last ten years. Here Allen has cast some strong performers, especially noteworthy is Mira Sorvino who steals the film with her character. What a delight she is to watch!

Woody plays Woody of course and he's in a marriage fraught with problems but completely absorbed by his own quest for his adopted child's mother. What works is Sorvino matches his intensity and almost outshines him when they are on the screen together.

An enjoyable and fun film!

Different...and in a great way!!!
MIGHTY APHRODITE is Woody Allen's wildly successful stab at Greek comedy/tragedy. He stars as Lenny Weinrib, a sportswriter married to ambitious Amanda Sloan (Helena Bonham Carter), who desperately wants her own art gallery in New York City and is willing to play the game to get it. Amanda convinces a reluctant Lenny to adopt, and they end up with a beautiful baby boy they decide to name Max. He grows up to be bright and very intelligent for his age, so Lenny becomes obsessed with finding out who Max's biological parents are. O course, he is not exactly happy when he discovers that the mother is a high-pitched actress wanna-be who is also a minor porn star and hooker (Mira Sorvino, in an Oscar-winning performance). Lenny is determined to turn her life around--but at the same time is forced to examine his own marriage, which is slowly falling apart.

Allen intersperses New York City vignettes with hysterical scenes of a Greek chorus, led by F. Murray Abraham, chiming in about Lenny's life, comparing it to Greek drama, and breaking out into song-and-dance numbers. It works exceptionally well and adds a fascinating element to the already intriguing plot.

The film is not for all tastes, but it is wonderfully written, witty, incisive, and funny. It is a charmingly light comedy full of delicious performances and cleverly executed dialogue. Woody Allen delivers a film that is fascinating on all levels and as beautifully structured as a glorious piece of art. A superb little gem!

Woody being Woody
It's a typical Woody Allen nervous character starring opposite a hilariously foul-mouthed Mira Sorvino in "Mighty Aphrodite." BTW, Tyresius was from Thebes, to clear that up from a previous reviewer (Classical Greek major here). Sorvino artfully drops some bombs that are funny just based on the shock value. After she and Woody first hook up for a jaunt about town and they return outside her apartment, she says, "I feel like I owe you a big f......" and you think "-avor" (favor) is coming next. But NO! True to her character, "uck" follows the f! Really funny line, but not a film to watch with the kids -- hence the R rating.


Madman
Released in DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment (25 June, 2002)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Joe Giannone
One of the better body-count knockoffs in the wake of Friday the 13th's screaming success, Madman starts out in familiar territory: a summer camp. The legend of berserk farmer "Madman Marz" is told in a campfire prologue. "It is said if you say his name above a whisper in the woods, he will hear you... and he will come for you." Needless to say, some idiot cries his name out and a hulking killer in overalls and a wild fright wig arrives with mayhem on his mind. He hacks his way through the camp counselors, lynching, chopping, beheading, and in general making a meat market of the twentysomethings. Director Joe Giannone executes it all with a little style and creativity, borrowing ideas from better-known productions: the ghost-story spookiness of John Carpenter's The Fog, a minimalist synthesizer score reminiscent of Halloween, a few nods to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and plenty of Friday the 13th-inspired stalk and slash. The film's only real weaknesses are its competent-at-best performances, but the effects are fine and the clichés are tweaked just enough to keep the audience guessing.

The DVD features commentary by director Giannone, producer Gary Sales, and stars Tony Fish and Paul Ehlers, along with TV spots and a trailer. --Sean Axmaker

Average review score:

I was disappointed!
I have read all of the reviews on here and being a huge fan of Horror flicks I thought I would give it a shot but I was very disappointed. It was poorly acted (which is common for those films)and boring.. I just could not get into it at all and my husband actually fell asleep.. it was certainly not the worst I have seen but I wouldn't see it again!

Don't even whisper his name....
I love all kinds of movies, from cultural landmark films to the sleaziest bits of celluloid hidden away in your creepy basement. If I can find atleast one redeeming factor about a movie, then I won't feel like I wasted my time. While Madman would probably never make the AFI top 100 list, and I did have a few problems with it, the movie does have it's moments when it pulls itself free of the banality of it's genre, only to be quickly dragged back under the murky morass by insipid acting, mediocre direction, and cliche after lame cliche.

At the opening, we find that we are at a camp for gifted (cough, cough) children, and we see a small group huddled around a campfire in the middle of the night. There's like seven counselors, and six children. What? I've been to summer camp, and the kid to counselor ratio has always been like 30 or 40 kids to each counselor so I am not sure how the current ratio here actually makes the camp any money unless the parents of the few children that are here are being ridiculously overcharged. Anyway, the group is sitting around a campfire, and we get to hear the story of Madman Marz, a local yokel who apparently went nuts and killed his family. We also find out that the house where he lived is just a stones throw from the campfire. Story goes that if you say his name above a whisper, Madman Marz will come and lop off your head, to which Ritchie, one of the older children, yells out his name in a taunting fashion....stupid kid. As they are preparing to go back to camp, Ritchie sees something and hangs back to investigate. This sets up the premise for various counselors to go one by one into the woods, looking for this dumb kid, and subsequently get killed in various ways. I won't go into who gets killed and how, but the body count goes up at a steady pace.

Some problems I had with the movie. The music is just plain awful. It does provide a little suspense here and there, but it sounds as if it was ripped off from a John Carpenter movie. And right before someone gets killed, they always played the same little bit of menacing music, basically letting you know that someone was about to get killed. Kinda kills the suspense after awhile. Also, the filmmakers tried to create suspense by showing fleeting shots of the killer stalking people, which included various shots of his hands and feet (the killer wore no shoes, deciding to run around barefoot through the woods). Considering the fact that the guy had big, obviously fake, rubber hands and feet, I wouldn't think you would want to spend too much time actually showing how fake they looked, but there you go. And the counselors were so very stupid, annoying, and vacant, even for a movie like this, that I was looking forward to these characters meeting the most grisly end possible. And the killer was like 300 pounds! How the heck does a 300 pound killer sneak up on people in the woods, which he does a number of times? There was one scene where one counselor got the children on the bus and was trying to escape, and the killer attacked the bus, trying to get on...the children didn't even seem to be phased by this. The less than competent acting really hurt this movie. I was a little surprised at the end, as far as who lived and who died, but I was also a little ticked that one character didn't bite the dust. If you watch this movie, you will know who I mean.

The quality of the picture is decent, except for a number of times I saw these lines on the print, right in the middle of screen. As far as special features, there is a trailer and a running commentary audio track featuring the makers of the movie. I listened to a little of it, and I found one point highly amusing. The makers were discussing how they wanted Vincent Price to have the role of the camp owner, and said because it was a non-union movie, that is why they couldn't get him. Yeah, right, that's why Vincent Price couldn't be in your crummy movie....I got a good laugh out of that remark. The sets and the lighting were quite good, although, I have been in the woods in the middle of the night, even when the moon was out, and I don't remember it being as light as it was in the movie, but for the sake of being able to see what's going on, I'm willing to let that slide.

If you like 80's slasher films, then you probably won't be disappointed by this movie, but don't be suprised if you find yourself rooting for the killer, as he's probably one of the least annoying characters in the movie. One last thing, the first counselor to go looking after Ritchie is named 'T.P.'. His over sized belt buckle confirms that this is his name. When he goes missing, various other characters go out looking for him, yelling 'T.P., T.P.!' Where I come from, T.P. is short for toilet paper, and to have these people walking around the woods in the middle of the night yelling out these intials seemed pretty funny. By the way, avoid watching the trailer in the special features section until after you watch the movie, as is common with a lot of movies, it tends to give too much away, trying to cram all the best bits in a couple minutes to attract potential viewers.

Typical post Friday The 13th Slasher Picture
Let me see...Camp Fire....a bunch of Counclers...children....old scary story of a brutal murder years ago...Crazy madman then kills the counclers...YUP! your typical 80's slasher pick.

This killer is named and horribly so, Madman Marz! He is probally the weakest of the 80 slashers. So weak the guy couldn't even get a sequel when he well you see what happens at the end. In the prologe they explain that Madman Marz went crazy and killed his family. Now that is scary, but then all of a sudden he is a speechless, grunting, Santa looking guy all of a sudden? If they would have kept him more human it would have really worked.

The directer tried to use the same style of John Carpenter's Halloween. Long shots where you see the victim and then if you are looking close you could see the killer in the background just a little. Then when you look again he is not there.

If I did an Horror Film Top 100 I am sure Madman would rank in that. Maybe someone in the 60's or 70's, but I am thinking that might be to graceful.

This movie is a fun pick up and watch with a bunch of friends late at night. Not sure I would buy this film, but its definitley worth a rental for some late night fun.


My Blue Heaven
Released in DVD by Warner Studios (18 May, 1999)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Herbert Ross
Starring: Steve Martin and Rick Moranis
The idea is clever but the movie can't seem to pull its comic weight: Steve Martin plays a mob informer who is placed in the witness-protection program and doesn't fit into the suburban California life the Feds have picked out for him. Rick Moranis is the FBI agent assigned to protect him. Martin mugs his way through the role of an Italian wise guy from the New York streets, but his performance is never more than an impersonation. The script leaves a lot to be desired, as well. Director Herbert Ross (The Turning Point) brings some gloss to the production, but he can't seem to do much else with the material. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Pretty Darned Awful
There are many things Steve Martin is, but an Italian mobster is not one of them. The fact that he was even cast in this role is really insulting to my intelligence. His accent was awful, and he looks nothing like the part. Don't get me wrong, Steve Martin is a funny guy, but this just didn't work.
The idea of casting Rick Moranis as an F.B.I. agent actually is funny, but the idea is as about as far as it gets.
The script to this movie is no good, and the acting is never more than mediocre. There's just nothing enjoyable here, nothing to make ya laugh.

A great comedy, if lacking DVD features
This is a great comedy. You won't find a second disk full of director's comments or actor's remarks, or cut scenes...but you will have a very funny movie to watch.

Steve Martin is at his best, portraying a New York mobster in the witness protection program. He has been relocated to friendly, sunny southern California--"hell" as he puts it.

He's miserable until he finds a cadre of similar transplants and gets back to his gangster ways. Along the way he charms a DA, a police woman and teaches his FBI watcher that there is more to life than a boring job.

This is one of the better Steve Martin comedies, ranking up there with _Father of the Bride_ and _Planes, Trains, and Automobiles_.

Excellent stage for Steve Martin
Though Steve Martin's "wise guy accent" isn't very different from his "wild and crazy guy" Czech accent, the movie is still a light-hearted romp that perfectly showcases his good-natured and goofy sense of humor. That said, what makes the movie a worthwhile buy is the work of Joan Cusack, easily the best (and most underrated) comedienne in movies today.


Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Released in DVD by Vci Home Video (03 July, 2001)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Bob Clark (III)
Though Bob (Benjamin) Clark made his mark on Hollywood with films as diverse as Porky's and A Christmas Story, he began his career with this imaginative zombie tale. Alan Ormsby (who also wrote Paul Schrader's remake of Cat People and directed the cult horror film Deranged) penned the script and stars as Alan, a flamboyant theater director who brings his company--whom he condescendingly refers to as his "children"--to a rotting graveyard on a fogbound island. There he begins a ceremony to raise the dead, but it's all an elaborate practical joke, just another mind game by the would-be demagogue... or so he thinks. As Alan continues his midnight games of manipulation and degradation, it turns out the joke's on him as the graveyard rises to life. The acting, though amateurish, is energetic and delivered with gusto, and the awkward, theatrical dialogue becomes oddly appropriate (if somewhat stiff) in the affected presence of preening Alan. The often-slow extended introduction pays off in a carnage-riddled zombie blowout, like Night of the Living Dead compressed into a half-hour highlight reel. Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things is the work of ambitious beginners, but they deliver the goods when it counts with solid low-budget effects and a well-directed finale that turns the tense humor into unrelenting horror.

The DVD mastering is unaccountably sloppy: images jerk and intermittently slow down, the action hiccups, and in the second half red and blue flares rim the right side of the picture. --Sean Axmaker

Average review score:

Not worth the effort
I like cheesy, b-rated horror flicks as much as the next guy. I watched Ed Wood's flicks, and laughed along with MST3K. But "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things" just wasn't any of those. It wasn't funny, it wasn't interesting, it wasn't unique. And did I mention that zombies were surprisingly absent for the majority of the movie? That's right, it took more than 95% of this film before the zombies even come out, and they only last about 5 to 10 minutes! But in the meantime, you have to sit through mediocre acting, and one of the most obnoxious characters in cinematic history (and his screenplays sucked too). IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Be different, be a zombie completist that looks for only the BEST zombie Flicks created. Any yabbo in a "dead" suit can call his monster a zombie and use his camcorder to shoot a film. That's no reason to buy it. And so, like so many other zombie fans before me, I suggest the following: The Evil Dead Trilogy, the Night Of The Living Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Zombie and Resident Evil.

Well, its pretty bad
so bad its almost good. Almost. The "dead things" looked terribly fake, the dialogue (what little there was) was generally unamusing and there were no creative plot twists
I did like one thing however: the lack of theme music. It gives the viewer the most overwhelming sense of insecurity, being that foreshadowing with creepy instrumentals is a crutch for horror film watchers. In this one, the creatures just jump out at you without notice

UNBEATABLE
First I want to start by asking anyone who reads reviews that can range from 5 stars to 1 star, that you please read the other reviews those people have made and you will have an idea of true horror film enthusists. Now, "Children" is moody, scary, atmospheric, and scores a must have "OWN IT" rating. Watch it alone, late at night and I promise you will never forget it. The sound of the Loons (birds) is so damn eerie. Perhaps the greatest zombie film aside from Night of the Living Dead, and not to offend my peers...Children is my all time favorite, and always will be.


Knockaround Guys
Released in DVD by Warner Home Video (25 February, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Directors: David Levien and Brian Koppelman
Starring: Vin Diesel, Dennis Hopper, and Jennifer Baxter
An all-star cast enlivens this mobster movie. Barry Pepper (Saving Private Ryan, Battlefield Earth) plays the central role of Matty, the son of a mob boss (Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet, Speed) who's reluctant to give his son a shot at crime. Alas, when Matty and his posse of friends--tough guy Vin Diesel (Boiler Room, XXX), lover boy Andrew Davoli (The Sopranos), and screw-up Seth Green (the Austin Powers movies)--finally get an opportunity, they fumble the job, and a very important satchel of money ends up in a Montana town where the wily sheriff (Tom Noonan, Manhunter) decides he deserves a bonus for his years of public service. The posse's problems get worse when Matty's ruthless uncle (John Malkovich) comes to town to clean up the mess. Mechanical and unimaginative, but the capable performances keep it moving. --Bret Fetzer
Average review score:

Sons of The Sopranos
The casting was great and the story of sons of mobsters trying to make a name for themselves is a interesting concept. The concept of the movie was great but the movie fell trap to a plot-driven movie instead playing their strength of the cast to a charactor-driven story. To me this movie had the potential to be a great movie but it failed to trust their material.

Not Knocking it
Starring: Vin Diesel, Dennis Hopper,Barry Pepper,Andrew Davoli, Seth Green, John Malkovich
Written and Directed by: Brian Koppelman, David Levien
Studio: Newline Cinema (2001)

This movie tries something a little different with the gangster plot. It takes a look at four young men who are sons of mobsters and how they try to fit into two worlds; the straight world of the working class, and the other; the realm of crime.
The lead character Matty, played by Barry Pepper struggles with trying to find a legitimate job and finding countless rejections due to being the son of a famous mobster, and also wanting to be accepted by his father. He just isn't fitting in anywhere and feels the need to prove himself to his father after giving up hope of ever finding a real job.
The plot takes Matty's gang (Diesel,Green,Davolito)to a small rural community in Montana in search of a bag of money that was stolen from them during a foiled job given to him by his father. This particular job was given to Matty to prove himself worthy of being a mobster. In Montana, the Brooklyn bad boys are pitted up against the rough country cowhicks. This part of the movie was most entertaining, as you see how two kinds of tough guys from totally different worlds collide.

The acting was pretty mediocre by the veteran stars, but the plot was entertaining. Overall, it was a good flick for those who go for the gangster movies.

Why, Seth, why!!!!
Okay. By my title you can tell I am a Seth Green fan. I love the guy. Thought Oz was the best character ever. Then on a bad stormy day (in my mind) I learned that Seth was leaving Buffy to do a movie Knockaround guys. It was hard at first, but I got over it as long as I got to watch the movie. Well two years later the movie is released. You think. However, it was decided to held back until Vin Disl became famous. So I don't watch it at the theater because the one in my town is too small. So I stupidly decide to buy just cause Seth is in it. Big Mistake!! One I was bored, two there was maybe one scene I liked, and three Seth died in it. So if you are a Seth fan and you want to see it because of him, rent it first and if you like it then go ahead and buy it. You have been warned.


Digimon - The Movie
Released in DVD by Twentieth Century Fox (02 September, 2003)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Directors: Shigeyasu Yamauchi, Minoru Hosoda, and Mamoru Hosoda
Like the similar Pokémon craze, the animated Digimon TV series has spawned a full-length theatrical film. The two phenomena are similar: kids collect monsters and go on adventures. While Pokémon has a sense of odyssey and a wisp of a moral, Digimon is flat-out rough-and-tumble adventure. Can an adult figure out the digi-details of the digi-world? Here's a digi-shot. That world is full of evolving monsters that live and fight in their own ways. The digi-world and real world can intermix, and one of the portals is the Internet. So kids sit at their laptops and fight with their digi-monsters in an abstract environment that looks like something from Tron but with none of the cool. The first 50 of 83 minutes is backstory that takes place eight years earlier. So everyone is grown up (as the time frame leaps over all the original Digimon TV shows), and Digimon and humans interact on Earth. A bad digi-virus is bent on revenge, and it will take more than a laptop to defend the planet. That said, if the end of the world ever looms, a golden digi-egg will be a good thing to have. (Ages 6 to 12) --Doug Thomas
Average review score:

A little bit disappointing...
While this movie had its merits, it was overall disappointing.
What the dubbers did was combine three completely unrelated thirty-minute movies into one long, drawn-out movie with a strange sense of pacing, and a confusing plot that will make even the biggest Digi fan's head spin.
That said, I did really enjoy Chocomon and Gummimom's story, it was quite creepy. The fight scene was pretty cool, though I think that the animators don't really utilize very interesting camera angles or vary the perspective, which makes the animation seem a little boring.
Oh, and one more thing that I thought was really quite unneccesary was the "Angela Anaconda" short at the beginning- very bizarre, and most unfunny.

Digimon: Digital Monsters - True Stories of the Movies
Before I talk about THIS movie, I should let all you Digimon fans know about a few other things about the Digimon movies: . . .
* In the original Japanese version, there are 7 Digimon Movies, the first two are involved with Season 1, with the origin of the Digi-Destined (translated into here), the Battle with Diaboromon on the Internet where WarGreymon & MetalGarurumon DNA-Digivolve into Omnimon (translated here) and the third movie, in the middle of Season 2, where T.K. & Kari, Davis, Yolei & Cody meet Willis (finally translated). All 3 movies had various scenes cut-out as there was not enough money to make a 2hr Movie - with movie 3 having the MOST cut-out scenes, having the older Digi-Destined captured. The animation, unfortunately, is not better than the TV Show, but its movement is slightly improved. The voices do okay, but not as well as the TV Show.
The other 4 movies, beginning with the 4th Movie "Diablomon/Diaboromon Strikes Back" is set after the Digi-Destiend defeat MaloMyotismon, and they are havinga battle against Diaboromon's Baby forms who converge into Armagemon. Omnimon/Omegamon and Imperialdramon Fighter Mode cannot beat him, until Omegamon's body of energy becomes Excalibur the Sword, transforming Imperialdramon into his Paladin Mode and defeating Armagemon.
Movie 5 & 6 have not been translated and are involved with "Season 3: Digimon Tamers", the 5th Movie (in the middle of the Season between eps 18 & 19) has Takato, Henry & Rika fighting Mephitsomon-Galfmon, who attempts to controil the world with V-Pets. And the 6th Movie is set after Season 3, with more of the TV Characters fighting an evil Parasite digimon controling a train Digimon who runs amuck in the Real world.
The final 7th Digimon Movie, "Revival of the Ancient Digimon" is set in the middle of "Season 4: Digimon Frontier" where the Digi-destined come across an island where human-type and beast-type digimon war against eachother and the children must stop the deception.
All the Digimon are less than an hour, running for either 3O mins or 51 mins. However the animation in movies 5-7 is better but looking closer to the show. It would've been better if they did Movies 1-2 first, then 3-4 as a sequel, followed by 5-6 for a third movie and putting 7 as a bonus feature.
BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD ALL THE SAME!

excellent!
I loved digimon from day one (summer 1999). the humor is alot better than pokemon's and most of the jokes will have adults laughing. I loved the action in this movie.


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