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This DVD set has some good episodes
Features the most adult themes the series would exploreThe set opens with its weakest episode, the boring and implausible "Missing Link", featuring a disappointing guest turn by horror legend Peter Cushing. The dialog is atrocious and the actions of the main characters - particularly Koenig falling in love - are inexplicable. Even the music seems off. The matte painting of the alien city is impressive, but the gauze-wrapped sets just look cheap - an unusual failing for this series.
In the production design department, "The Guardian Of Piri" wins, hands down. It's the most psychedelic episode 1999 ever produced - and that's saying something. The image of an Eagle, frozen in flight over the gigantic poppies and cotton bolls of Piri, is perhaps the single most surreal, even disturbing shot of the entire series. If it doesn't make shivers run up your spine, the eerie stock music utilized during the episode certainly will.
There are a few wonderfully bizarre twists (as when Kano vanishes after being "plugged-in" to Alpha's computer), but the episode plods when it drifts away from the spooky, gaudy-yet-desolate atmosphere of Piri itself. The ending is as clichéd as it is improbable - no machine that powerful could be so easily destroyed. Still, the episode does a great job with its drug-related analogies, actress Catherine Schell delivering a great performance as the alluring "Servant of the Guardian". It all serves to elevate the show well above the kiddy-orientated science-fiction television of the day.
Unfortunately, these DVDs reveal production details (like the wires supporting some models) that were invisible when the show was originally broadcast. As with the first set, these discs were mastered way too bright - blacks aren't truly black, and whites bloom severely. As a result, the painted backdrops in the background on Piri's surface are visibly fake (the first set's "Another Time, Another Place" had the same problem with its backdrops). Fortunately, the viewer can correct for this flaw simply by lowering the brightness (a lot) and boosting the contrast slightly. Tricks such as "edge enhancement" may have also been applied to these DVDs, revealing other production tricks (such as the occasional wire supporting a model) that weren't visible in the original broadcasts.
"Force Of Life" is the first real gothic "science-horror" episode 1999 attempted. As with virtually all Space:1999 episodes, the pace is too languid, but this one is a masterpiece of mood and is well directed. Series designer Keith Wilson deserves high praise for his wonderful job on the sets - particularly the reactor room - and actor Ian McShane (of Lovejoy fame) turns in a great guest performance as the possessed technician Zoref.
"Alpha Child" is yet another entry stuck on Moonbase Alpha, plodding in its development of a creepy concept - a newborn grows from infant to adult in a couple of days. Child actor Wayne Brooks is great in his wordless performance as young Jackie, while Julian Glover is wonderfully obnoxious (as always) in his portrayal of the adult Jarak. The almost incestuous relationship between Jackie and his lover - who has possessed his human mother's body - is a truly disturbing plot development that the writers wisely don't examine too closely (censors around the world would have gone apoplectic!). Still, even a casual observer will note how adult this program is compared to its contemporaries. The episode's only striking failing has to be Glover's silver hot pants jumpsuit! It makes it difficult to take anything that's happening on screen seriously. What were they thinking?
"The Last Sunset" is also Alpha-bound, only this time the writers cleverly transform the Moon itself into an alien planet, as unseen aliens send devices to the moon that literally transform it into a habitable world, including artificial gravity and an atmosphere. Apart from the occasional visible wire the special effects successfully transform the moon into a habitable world (it looks a lot like New Mexico). The sequence where Helena uses a laser rifle to blow up an Eagle is particularly effective, especially when she's blown away (literally) by the force of the explosion.
On the character front, Paul and Sandra are given something to do (for once), and Bain plays Russell as a sort of frontier doctor (Dr. Quinn in space). Landau is abysmal though, and some of the decisions the Koenig character makes (especially the initial decision to haul the alien device into Alpha itself - um, HELLO???) are inexplicable. Still, that's not enough to ruin this episode- it's certainly a candidate for the best of Space: 1999.
"Voyager's Return" comes close to being a triumph for the series, but sadly misses the mark. A welcome attempt is made to write flesh and blood characters, but it's undermined. That's partly due to weak performances from some of the regulars, but mostly because of an awful guest appearance by Barry Stokes, who is dreadful as Jim Haines, Quellar's assistant. Jeremy Kemp is great as Dr. Ernst Queller though, playing the Edward Teller of 1990's (the name itself is a dead giveaway), and Bain shines as Dr. Russell, sporting some excellent scenes opposite Kemp. In fact, their interchange near the end of the episode is probably the best character interaction of the entire series. Strangely, the guest stars' material almost completely eclipses that given to the regulars (save Bain). The rest of the cast seems superfluous as the episode - suffering from its deliberate pace - drags thru its final act.
In all, this second set of Space: 1999 episodes highlights a series on the mend after (at best) a rocky start. Although arguably the best run of episodes was yet to come, set two features fewer episodes choked by sophomoric philosophy and laughable scientific gaffes than any other sampling of the series, making it some of the most deliciously atmospheric science fiction ever captured on film.
Space: 1999 at its best

So Cliche It's GoodWhile reading through the other reviews for this product, I noticed that everyone constantly praises Lewis but unless I missed something, no one said a thing about Curry.
I'm not trying to take the spotlight away from Jenifer Lewis...she was amazing considering that this is her first movie. However, no one has acknowledged Tim's great work on the film.
I heard someone comment the other day that his acting was too [unrealistic]and over the top in this movie. Hello! ... He's supposed to be acting like that, considering that he plays the part of the host of a low budget documentary. Some people can be real stupid, ...
Anyway, I thought I was going to die laughing when I saw the look on Tim's face when Jackie's cross-dressing dress designer came into her dressing room. I also loved it when Jackie's playmama said that white people all smelled like wet potatoe chips. Again, Tim's face was priceless. He's the kind of actor that's good enough that he needs no words to get his point across, the expression says it all.
Another one of my favorite parts is when he admits to Jackie that when first asked to do the documentary he had never heard of her, and then she said, 'They played my records in England,' and he replies, 'Yes...but I never heard them.'
Anyway, it's filled with plenty of other gut busting scenes. I've waited and waited for this movie to be released on DVD after I first saw it on Lifetime...and finally my wish has come true.
Buy Jackie's Back today, it's so bad it's good.
Absolutely hilarious
Top-notch music and comedy

DVD starts instantlyPlease, DVD engineers, I implore you, follow this example. We know you are very good and fancy, but we *really* don't want all your fancy animations slowing us down every time we start or stop something, or select a different option. If you want to make art, make art. If you want to make a user interface, make a user interface!
If you like 40's style......this one is for you.Also the cinematography is top notch. Joe Jackson's sound track is very cool.(I think it was the only one he ever did.) Coppola's transitions are so cool and unusual that I have to keep rewinding to watch them a few times. They work perfect for this film.
If you haven't seen Tucker or you haven't seen it in a long time, I highly recommend you watch it.......tonight.
Tucker gives hope to all of the dreamers out there!

For spending a good time.Good jbj acting
Delightful, touching and often funnyI'm sorry that whoever financed it lost a bundle, because it's a really neat little film. I think people didn't get the fact that it's a comedy because its wit is so dry. Because of this, I suspect no one knew how to market it. The people I've met in marketing departments are surprisingly unoriginal.
I found it to be utterly delightful. I would not have thought much about it when it went to video, if I hadn't been intrigued by the fact that Bon Jovi was listed as its star.
"The Leading Man" is so obscure in origin that, even though it is obviously set in London, much of it may have been shot in Australia. That country's film commission is given credit at the end of the movie, and its director has done almost all his films there.
Don't be put off by the fact you never heard of it either. It's well crafted, acted and photographed It's also a lot of fun.
Lambert Wilson plays a hugely successful British playwright. The film opens with his eleventh play going into rehearsals. He truly loves his wife, played by Anna Galiena, but is having an affair with a young actress played by Thandie Newton. It's safe to say this man is having a major mid-life crisis. Of course, he casts the young actress in the new play to assure that he will be near her all day. A cliche is avoided here because the actress happens to be first rate. She's no bimbo!
Enter Jon Bon Jovi, playing a young star who's last film was a smash hit. He is the costar of the new play. He is self assured, to say the least. His talent on screen and on stage extends to the bedroom. While he'll be the first to tell you how wonderful he is, Bon Jovi plays him not as a man who runs around bragging about himself, but as one who is unafraid to speak the truth. In Bon Jovi's capable hands, the character comes off as rather lovable.
At first the actor comes off as someone who has a scary dark side. As the film progresses, it turns out that it's more a matter of acting things so that those around him get what they really need in life. For example, Galiena [Elana] dwells on how Wilson [Felix] is ruining her life because he can't keep his zipper up. Bon Jovi [Robin] suggests to the philandering husband that the best way to get her to see reason is for him to seduce her.
What ensues is a delightful - and often funny - look at how people deal with relationships. Robin is also attracted to the young actress, while she seems infatuated with him. It also shows in a humorous way how things are not always what they appear to be.
I am delighted to have discovered this little gem, and I hope that you will check it out.
Intrigue, drama and great acting

Paramount presents Blue Hawaii. Beautiful music.
Rock-a-hula Rocks!
Gates of HawaiiGreat songs, pretty girls, comedy galore, hanging with the guys and spanking the bad girl.
What more could anyone want? Fun for the whole family.


Paramount presents Blue Hawaii. Beautiful music.
Rock-a-hula Rocks!
Gates of HawaiiGreat songs, pretty girls, comedy galore, hanging with the guys and spanking the bad girl.
What more could anyone want? Fun for the whole family.


I agree with the review before mineDefinetly a movie to watch more than ounce.
A Frothy and Charming ConfectionTom Selleck is mystery writer Phil Blackwood and William Daniels of TV's St. Elsewhere fame is his long time best friend and editor Sam. Blackwood hasn't had a bestseller in some time and has been living on his reputation to long. He needs something to break his writers block, and he may just have found it in beautiful Romanian Nina (lovely Paula Porizkova). He meets the accused murderer in court, watching trials for inspiration, and decides to become her alibi.
James Farentino has a nice turn as the cop who knows Blackwood is lying and decides to keep an eye on things so Blackwood doesn't get killed! Once Blackwood takes her to the estate his Peter Swift mystery novels have paid for he uses every situation to propel the new story he's writing and it's a hoot! As Blackwood turns every situation into fodder for his fictional Peter Swift you'll find youself laughing hard at Selleck's voice over as he writes.
Some very tough looking Europeans are after her and he becomes more paranoid and begins to suspect the child like innocence of Nina, who he is falling for, may be an act. There are some hilarious moments as he begins to wonder if she's out to kill him and William Daniels as his buddy Sam gives fine comic support. But cop Farentino knows these guys are in over their heads.
This is gently moving and charming, with some very fine performances. A pony tailed Patrick Wayne and Tess Harper as Blackwood's very worried family add some nice moments to this entertaining film. I won't give it away, but there is one scene that takes place after a huge dinner that will have you laughing as hard as you ever have at the movies. It is absolutely hilarious!
You'll like this movie a lot, especially if you like Tom Selleck, and who doesn't? It's a lot of fun to watch and since you can pick it up so inexpensively here on Amazon there's no need to wait. Pick up this one today!
The Most Underrated Movie Of All Time!She is suspected of murder and he offers her an alibi if she will stay with him at his huge residence with the hope that she will give him inspiration for his new book. The results are hilarious in this feel good comedy that is sure to please!


what's up with the casting??
If you loved the series...
Yellow Shirt ManDon't have much to say about the movie - loved it when it first came out and still do! Hence the five stars!


The Likeable LoserIn the movie, Candy plays Jack Chester, a stressed-out air traffic controller who takes his family on vacation to relax. They've rented a house at a beach in Florida. All Jack wants to do is relax and recuperate but everyone from his neighbors to his family conspires to make his vacation even more stressful than his job.
Candy is at his best when he is the likeable victim of life's difficulties. In "Summer Rental" he gets plenty of those difficulties and makes them funnier than most actors can.
Summer Rental.
Watch your toes Mother Teresa, this movie is hilarious!!!!!
"I put the grrr in swinger, baby!" a deliciously randy Powers coos near the beginning of The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), and if the imagination of Austin creator Mike Myers seems to have sagged a bit, his energy surely hasn't. This friendly, go-for-broke sequel finds our man Austin heading back to the '60s to keep perennial nemesis Dr. Evil (Myers again) from blowing up the world--and, more importantly, to get back his mojo, that man-juice that turns Austin into irresistible catnip for women, especially American spygirl Felicity Shagwell (a pretty but vacant Heather Graham). The plot may be irreverent and illogical, the jokes may be bad, and the scenes may run too long, but it's all delivered sunnily and with tongue firmly in cheek. Myers teams Dr. Evil with a diminutive clone, Mini-Me (Verne J. Troyer), then pulls a hat trick by playing a third character, the obese and disgusting Scottish assassin Fat Bastard.

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What can I say Baby!!Seriously. Watch them with the Mike Meyers commentaries. Very good.