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Three men performing 37 plays in less than two hours may seem a bit of a stretch. But Adam Long, Reed Martin, and Austin Tichenor--all members of the Reduced Shakespeare Company--pull it off beautifully with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged), a slapstick show that summarizes the playwright's stage work (with the sonnets thrown in). Never read Titus Andronicus? No problem; it's presented here as a cooking show. Can't keep your Shakespearean histories straight? Visualize them as a football game. Wondering what exactly is the deal with that guy Othello? Hear his story as a rap song. Hard as it is to imagine, this video of the stage show (originally seen on PBS) is one of the funniest, most clever productions around. Long is hysterical in his roles of Juliet and Ophelia (among others), bringing a hip, edgy feel to the plays while remaining surprisingly true to the stories. Martin and Tichenor will amaze with their acrobatic movements and frequent costume changes, and the three together are a marvel of timing and rhythm. Best of all, whether you know Shakespeare inside out or have yet to read a word of him, The Complete Works will have you in stitches. --Jenny Brown

Who Cares if it's Shakespeare?
the funniest shakespear will ever be
Finally on DVD!Finally, their premiere production is available on DVD! This video of a production starring Reed Martin, Austin Tichenor and Adam Long is as funny as the script was the first time I read it. I was unusual, after having been in the play myself, to see how some of the originators actually envisioned the scenes, as well as how the scenes had evolved in the years since the play was first published -- the Titus Andronicus cooking show, for instance, went from a cross-dressing gag to an Emeril parody. It was still hysterically funny.
The DVD also has a surprising amount of special features, including a video of the complete "Romeo and Juliet" segment from the first ever production of the show, starring Adam Long, Jess Winfield and Daniel Singer. (It's also interesting to note how THAT scene evolved from the first production until the date of publication.)
If you're an RSC fan, this is a great DVD. If you've never seen one of their shows before, watch this DVD -- you'll become a fan.


Historical Gem for DancersThe rest of this review is rather esoteric, and I apologize for that, but it may be useful to those interested in Dance.
This is a must-have for anyone interested in Ballet History. While it is not a true story, Boris Lermontov is clearly based on Serge Diaghilev, down to the funny white streak in his hair. Moira Shearer playes the lead ballerina Victoria Page. Shearer, of Sadler's Wells, exhibits her geniune and compelling technique. The Lermontov/Page relationship echos that of Diaghilev and Nijinsky or perhaps Mr. B. and his girls. The crazy genius choreographer and dancer Leonide Massine has a wonderful part, and there is a little cameo appearance of Marie Rambert in the Mercury Theatre. See this movie and watch for other interesting parallels and tidbits!
A Cinematic Ballet MasterpieceHighlights in the film include the various scenes from ballets such as Giselle, Swan Lake and Coppelia, but this film is mot famous for the captivating original ballet "The Red Shoes". Amidst dizzying neon lights and foreboding landscapes, Victoria Page dances with the red shoes until she dies and a funeral procession breaks out. But this, in the context of the film, is merely a metaphor. The Red Shoes represent the ballet, and most directly, Victoria Page's situation. She loves the ballet but she does not want to give up her true love with Julian. According to Lentmontov, one cannot be distracted by love. All that matters is the ballet. Victoria's indecision ultimately costs her life. This film is well made, beautiful to look at and provides us with excellent melodrama. Moira Sheer has appeared in other Powell and Pressburger films such as their version of "Tales Of Hoffman" in early 1950's. Five stars and a must see for ballet fans or just cinema fans interested in classic masterpieces that are not as acknowledged.
The Red MagicOne final comment. Perhaps I have been spoiled by the quality of other DVDs (sound/image quality and/or special features) but nonetheless share the disappointment of others with the production quality of this DVD. The glitches are minor but a distraction.


CULT CLASSIC!For John Carpenter fans, this movie is a must-see. The same goes for anyone who enjoys action film, cult classics or independant movies. Full of action, good dialogue and tongue-in-cheek humor, "Assault on Precinct 13" is a fun movie. Carpenter's direction sometimes mirrors that of his hero Howard Hawks (this movie was based on Hawk's classic "Rio Bravo"). The acting is about what you would expect for such a low budget film, but once the movie really gets going, you tend to forget all of that and just enjoy the movie.
Hard Core ActionJohn Carpenter's early work pays homage, admittedly, to such siege classics as Zulu and Fort Apache. The basic story is just transported to a dreary dilapidated urban setting, in this case, south central LA. An isolated police precinct is being deactivated, leaving just a skeleton crew of police and clerks to watch over the building for the last night. Of course, in these movies, everything goes wrong. A horrible, bone chilling murder happens near by, bringing conflict to the station itself. On top of that, 2 prisoners are transported to the precinct that very night (the good guys don't get any breaks in this movie). While chaos reigns inside as the police realize they are totally cut off from the outside world, a large group of heavily armed gang members descends on the outpost. A great movie watching experience ensues.
Carpenter gives this movie what action movies need to work. A really evil group of bad guys, and a great bunch of heroes. Add in the really interesting dilemma they are all in, and you have a great story. Of course, there are some problems, namely the street gangs strange penchant for suicide attacks, but, who cares, they're just bad guys getting shot. Oh, and a lot of people get shot in this movie. The soundtrack is great too, it has a very strange tone to it, one that always knows when to pour on the electronic tension music. It is just a fun movie to watch, a great little entertainment device designed by Carpenter in the early days of his career.
"Anybody got a smoke?"

CULT CLASSIC!For John Carpenter fans, this movie is a must-see. The same goes for anyone who enjoys action film, cult classics or independant movies. Full of action, good dialogue and tongue-in-cheek humor, "Assault on Precinct 13" is a fun movie. Carpenter's direction sometimes mirrors that of his hero Howard Hawks (this movie was based on Hawk's classic "Rio Bravo"). The acting is about what you would expect for such a low budget film, but once the movie really gets going, you tend to forget all of that and just enjoy the movie.
Hard Core ActionJohn Carpenter's early work pays homage, admittedly, to such siege classics as Zulu and Fort Apache. The basic story is just transported to a dreary dilapidated urban setting, in this case, south central LA. An isolated police precinct is being deactivated, leaving just a skeleton crew of police and clerks to watch over the building for the last night. Of course, in these movies, everything goes wrong. A horrible, bone chilling murder happens near by, bringing conflict to the station itself. On top of that, 2 prisoners are transported to the precinct that very night (the good guys don't get any breaks in this movie). While chaos reigns inside as the police realize they are totally cut off from the outside world, a large group of heavily armed gang members descends on the outpost. A great movie watching experience ensues.
Carpenter gives this movie what action movies need to work. A really evil group of bad guys, and a great bunch of heroes. Add in the really interesting dilemma they are all in, and you have a great story. Of course, there are some problems, namely the street gangs strange penchant for suicide attacks, but, who cares, they're just bad guys getting shot. Oh, and a lot of people get shot in this movie. The soundtrack is great too, it has a very strange tone to it, one that always knows when to pour on the electronic tension music. It is just a fun movie to watch, a great little entertainment device designed by Carpenter in the early days of his career.
"Anybody got a smoke?"

Top of the lineThe troubled spirit- Another one of those episodes about some kind of possession that causes an Alphan to go off or at least a part of them goes off and terrorizes the base. This is one of those gothic horrors set in space that Space 1999 could do so very well. This episode is predictable, but well paced and interesting.
Space brain- Yeah, I know, everyone is walking through soap suds pretending they are being attacked by an alien entity. If you can look past the suds then it really is a fair episode.
Infernal machine- An immensely powerful machine loses it's companion and now it needs another. A bit slow at first, but it eventually develops into a very strong episode.
Now we come to the final three episodes of season one and all three of these would be in my top five favorite episodes of the entire show.
Mission of the Darians- The Alphans discover a huge spaceship and we discover cannibalism, sacrifices, false gods and two entirely different societies living on the same ship. Joan Collins is perfect as Kara, an arrogant member of the dominating society of the ship. This episode is solid from start to finish. Not entirely original, but a fine story with some good performances. This episode is maybe more of a standard Space 1999 episode than the last two and I love some of the sets in this episode.
Dragon's domain- Often considered to be the best episode of the series, and I believe that title should go to either this episode or Black sun. That may be a bit hard to believe when you consider the main character is not a regular and that the bulk of the story is told through flashbacks. Tony Cellini swears a monster killed the rest of the crew of a mission he was on and now he feels the monster has returned and he must confront it. Great story, very grim at times with solid performances from all involved.
Testement of arkadia- The first season comes to a close with an episode that like Dragon's domain seems very different from the rest of the season, but it is still one of the best. Alpha is drawn to a planet and the base is losing power. On the planet, they discover links that indicate that humans may have come from this planet and two crewmembers believe this is where they should settle. We have an episode where crewmembers are creating a problem, but becuase they felt it is their fate rather than the usual plot where we crewmembers are driven by possession of alien force. We have the absense of any tangible alien force, some different music and even some voice over by Koenig all of these things give this episode very different, but almost stylish feel. It's much more a thinking episode than a visual episode.
And so the first season comes to an end and makes me wish we could have had a second season that picked where this one ended and then season two may have been great. Instead ratings were not good enough and the Andersons got divorced. The only way to get a second season was to hand the reins over to Fred Freiberger and he had to promise a number of changes that he thought could help the ratings. Paul, Kano and Victor (my favorite) were all gone (without explanation) and they were replaced my Maya and Tony. Uniforms, the theme an main mission were changed. Helena and Koenig's relationship jumped ahead several notches and the whole feel of the show changed. Sandra only appeared ina few episodes, Alan was never quite the same and most of the other secondary characters would change every couple of episodes. It did have it's share of good episodes, but season one ruled.
Ahhh, the good old days... Vintage Sci Fi ...The episode in this set that effected me most, even out of the whole series, was "Dragon's Domain". Oh man, that tentacled monster blob oneeyed thing caused me more nightmares than I care to remember. But, I had to watch it everytime it came on. I love that one. It is such a creepy episode and really quite horrifying, having to deal with the fact that yes, we are not always on top of the food chain.
The other episodes in this set are pretty good also. What a kick to see Rumpole of the Bailey!
This is a timeless and cool scifi show. Way ahead of its time in many aspects. Funny how it hasn't really been matched by the shows of today.
I still think Carter was the coolest charachter on that show.
Space 1999 - Great SciFi series

Ehh.......................Dudley Boyz & Test Vs. APA & Spike Dudley - ****
X-Pac Vs. Tajiri - ***
Chris Jericho Vs. Rhyno - **
Jeff Hardy Vs. RVD - **
Undertaker & Kane Vs. DDP & Kanyon - *****
Stone Cold Vs. Kurt Angle - *
Booker T Vs. The Rock - ** 1/4
An excellent ppv...a lousy main-eventThe match of the night and the match that should have been the main-event was for the WWF Championship and it pitted the challenger Kurt Angle against Steve Austin. This was a five star classic. From chair shots to ankle locks to knocked out referees, this match had it all and was second to Austin-Rock at X7 as match of the year in my eyes. The main event was Rock and Booker T for the WCW title. A run of the mill match, but a good ending and a good way of enhancing the WWF/Alliance feud.
The bodies sure hit the floorIC title: Storm vs Edge. Pretty good opener, but nothing too special. Edge wins the IC title and he deserved it. **
Dudleyz and Test vs APA & Spike. Pretty boring match, probably the only boring match. Test and all win thanx to Shane using a chair. *1/2
WWF LH title and WCW cruis. title both on the line.
Tajiri vs X-pac. Pretty good match. Nice spots. X-pac wins, i think he cheated. **
Chris Jericho vs RhYnO. Unbelievable match. One of Rhyno's best matches in WCW, same for Jericho. Jericho escapes the rhyno with the walls of jericho. ****
Hardcore Title Ladder match. RVD vs Jeff Hardy. Yet another unbelievable match. They pulled off some sick stuff in that match, especially that powerbomb off the ladder from Jeff. ****
Unification Tag titles match in a steel cage. Taker and Kane vs DDP and Kanyon. Yall knew DDP was gonna get ... whooped, and it was a good match by Taker and Kane. A bit slow but big whoop, DDP and Kanyon got the .... kicked out of them. ***
SCSA vs Kurt Angle for WWF title. There is no words to describe this match. This was one of the best matches of all time, I'm suprised it wasnt the best match of 2001. If only Kurt had won tho, it probably would of been the best. At least Nick Patrick got what he deserved. I just wish Kurt would of broke his ankle.*****
WCW title. Booker T vs The Rock. Nothing special in this match. Shane tries to help but he gets his butt kicked by the APA, and later a rock bottom on the floor. The ending was pretty funny and cool. Rock, to many, steals the show with winning the WCW title.
Awesome ppv. I'd recommend anyone to buy it.


And the Golden Raspberry goes to...
Great movie...
Much better than the first one!
Bonus footage includes an "aerial war" between Japanese and Mexican wrestlers that provides some diversion from the usual hardcore brutality, and in what's billed as the "Original Catfight," bad girls Beulah McGillicuddy and Francine drive the crowd wild by shedding all civility along with most of their clothing. While the production of this DVD is reasonably professional, that doesn't detract from the decidedly gnarly and low-rent feel ECW fans adore. Fans of more tame and cartoonish wrestling should be warned that the blood does flow freely in some of these matches. --Robert J. McNamara

It is EXTREME.Slow match but there is some technical wrestling mostly from Austin. Austin eliminates Mikey with the Stun Gun. Sandman pins Austin after Woman puts Brass Knucks on the Sandman's hand and he knocks out Austin but Austin gets his foot on the bottom rope yet the ref misses. An ok match.
Sabu v. Terry Funk in a Barb wire match
If you saw the Sandman/Raven Barb wire Death Match from ECW Extreme Evolution
then this match makes that match look like a WCW Hardcore match.
You won't believe what happens to Bill Alfonzo.
The Sandman and Terry Funk vs. Cactus Jack and "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. not a bad tornado match.
Taz v. Bam Bam Bigelow
Both these guys put up a hell of a fight. A great brawl and one hell of an ending.
Masato Tanaka and Jerry Lynn v. Mike Awesome and Justin Credible
One of the better ECW tag team matches. Good match. Tanaka gets Awesome Bombed through a table.
BONUS:Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Psicosis
A great high flying, high impact match. A lot of counters and reversals. I cringe every time I see and hear one of Tajiri's kicks. He has some of the most effective kicks in wrestling today. A 5 Star match Bar none.
BONUS: CATFIGHT Francine v. Beulah McGuillicuty
[Female] Show with Stevie Richards as the referee. He acts like an idiot, as expected and lets Raven interfere more than once. ...P>This is a good dvd over all. There are some really hardcore matches. The Psicosis/Tajiri match and the Terry Funk/Sabu match are my two favorites as far as the action goes. The Taz/Bam Bam Bigelow match was not short on action either. I recomend this for any ECW fan. ECW Deep Impact gets a 9 out-of-10 Four and a Half stars.
An Awesome DVD1:Mikey Whipwreck vs.Sandman vs. Steve Austin
This was a decent match.Kinda slow at times but make up for it with some good technical wrestling.
2:Terry Funk vs. Sabu
One word-WOW.This was a great match.Its amazing what these two men can put their bodies through.It was a very violent and bloody match.The ending of the match is pretty disturbing.If you have never seen a barb wire match,when you see this one,you can't help but to just drop your jaw at some parts.
3:Taz vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
This was another good match,with a couple nice spots.Taz suplexes bigelow off the entry ramp.But its nothing compared to the ending of the match,which is very cool.
4:Funk and Sandman vs. Cactus Jack and Shane Douglas
This really wasn't even a tag match,it was just two teams beating the mess out of each other.The match was pretty good but the ending is VERY HOT.LITERALLY.
5:Tanaka and Lynn vs. Awesome and Credible
This was a good tag match with some good technical wrestling.This match also features a really nice table spot.
6:Tajiri vs. Psicosis
This was an amazing match.It has alot of high flying moves and the match is very fast paced,both men show some very nice moves.The kicks that Tajiri does in the match are simply awesome,especially at the end.
7:Francine vs. Beulah McGuillicuty
This is definetely the most boring match on the DVD.If you are a fan of T&A,you will definetely like this one.But if not,don't bother watching it.
Extras:Rare Promos,Wrestler bios,and one extreme moment where Bill Alfonso bleeds alot.
So overall,a very good DVD.You won't be disappointed.
That's crazy

WWF Survivor Series 2001WINNER: Christain
2nd Match: Tajiri VS William Regal ****
WINNER: William Regal
3rd Match: Edge VS Test ***
WINNER: Edge
4th Match: Hardy Boyz VS Dudley Boyz ***
WINNER: Dudley Boyz
5th Match: Immunity Battle Royal ****
WINNER: Test
6th Match: Lita VS Trish VS Jackie VS Molly VS Jazz VS Ivory ***
WINNER: Trish Stratus
Main Event: Team WWF VS Team Alliance *****
WINNER: Team WWF
WWE Survivor Series 2001 Winner Take All
Suvivor Series 20011. European Championship:(c)Christian vs. Al Snow
2. Tajiri vs. Alliance Commissioner William Regal
3. IC & US Championship:(IC Champion)Test vs. (US Champion) Edge
4. Steele Cage match for the WCW & WWE Tag Team Championship: (WWE Tag Team Champions)Hardy Boyz vs. (WCW Tag Team Champions)Dudley Boyz
5. 22 Men Immunity Battle Royal:Featuring 22 WCW & WWE superstars
6. 6-pac challenge for the Women's Championship:Trish Stratus vs. Lita vs. Jacquline vs. Ivory vs. Mighty Molly vs. Jazz
Winner Take All elimination match:(Team WWE)The Rock, Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Kane, and Big Show vs. The Alliance: Stone Cold, Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, and Shane Mcmahon
This was a great, long pay per view! Here are the ratings:
European Champion Christian def. Al Snow A good opening match. It was a little short but it was better than I thought. Not too much chemestry between the two but they put on a good fight ***
1/2
William Regal def. Tajiri
A very short match! It was ok but way to short. It still had a lot of great action by Tajiri but Regal slowed him down. *** 1/2
Title Unification match:Edge def. Test
Great match! A whole lot of action by both men! The end of the match was a little poor with a roll up but it was a great match! ****
Steele Cage Tag Team Title unification match:Dudley Boyz def. Hardy Boyz
Another great match! This ending was also a little poor after D'von rolled off the table and Jeff split right through the table. Still, it was awesome! **** 1/2
Test won the 22 man Immunity Battle Royal
This match was also good with a part bat part good ending. Too bad Tazz did not beat the crap out of Paul Haymen! This was a good typical battle royal that you would probabaly enjoy ****
6-pac challenge for the Women's Championship: Trish Stratus def. Jazz, Ivory, Jacquline, Lita, Mighty Molly
This was a good and short Women's Title match. The ending was good too. It was funny when Jazz tumbled and bounced through the ropes. ***
Winner Take all eliminatiom match: Team WWE def. Team Alliance
This was by far the best match on the card!!!! Angle turned on the Alliance! This was in my mind, one of the best matches of the year! *****
This is a great pay per view you'll want to see!!!


ok for the fist few times,,,,Nothing to good about the uncenserd'ness the tape opens up with Austin saying th F word to get your attention and he says it quite a few times threw out it,,,,,, I was exsepting to see some backstage footege but none what so ever,, It basicly reviews his storylines this past year and I do beleve it is hi first documentry so thats wear it probly got its popularity from............ Austin talks in storyline way not in real life way,,,, its ok the first few times,,, Rent it if you can but avoid buying it.... but note to the WWE it wouldent hurt to re-rease it on DVD and put some extra fueatues on it!.
Austin 3:16 UNCENSOREDAustin does say the F word a couple of times. He does flip birds a lot in this video but other than that, this video is pretty tight. It does have plenty of swearing in it but no more than you see on Monday night Raw. You'll see Austin opening up a can of whoop-... on everyone that gets in his way including: Mike Tyson, Vince McMahon, DX, Dude Love, and few others. If you love Stone Cold Steve Austin and have never seen this video, then you might need to check it out. It's pretty good entertainment. Oh, hell, yeah!!!!
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