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merely average
Survival of the Fittest!6-person intergender tag team match
T&A and Trish Stratus vs. Steve Blackman, Crash Holly and Molly Holly
Good opener with the crowd getting into this match, the women kind of ruined this match.
Survivor Series elimination match
Radicalz vs. Billy Gunn, Chyna, Road Dogg and K-Kwik
Fast paced action, but got slow towards the end.
Chris Jericho vs. Kane
Okay match, but a little bit boring. Their match at Armageddon was better.
WWE European title match
William Regal vs. Hardcore Holly
Short match, with a terrible ending.
Rock vs. Rikishi
Great match with a lot of action, pretty short though.
WWE Women's title match
Lita vs. Ivory
Pretty good, but the ending was a DUD.
WWE Championship match
Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker
Long and slow. This was a good match, but Kurt Angle slowed it down too much. Shocking ending though.
Survivor Series elimination match
Hardy Boyz and Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian and Right To Censor
Better than the first elimination match at the beginning of the night with a lot more action and tables!
No Disqualification match
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Triple H
I was expecting this match to be real quick and with Austin beating the hell out of HHH, but instead this match turned out to be kind of slow. These two have had better matches and this wasn't it. The ending is pretty crazy.
So there you have it, this was an okay Survivor Series with a couple of good matches and some dull matches. Check out Survivor Series 2001.
best survivor series ever!

The story of two chuckleheadsThis is a typical case study of how not to run a business. It is a great behind the scenes of who was running the "new economy". It will be no surprise to you after watching this movie why the bubble burst.
Adoring film crew is clueless.I give it 2 stars because there are a few interesting bits in there. And the personality of the CEO (or, "co-CEOs") is part of the story I wanted to see, but I was looking for something more. Who were they hiring and why? How were they choosing to spend the VC money? What milestones had they set and did they reach any of them? How were they going to stave off competition? Maybe they just didn't have executive staff meetings, or maybe the camera wasn't interested/invited.
My poor rating speaks more about the filmakers than the subject matter itself. As for Kaleil and Tom, I found both of them loathesome and fake, even worse than I expected. They seemed genuinely clueless about what to do after raising VC money. Almost as if rasing the money was the real success and the rest would just fall into place after that. In all honesty, Kaleil seemed to do his job ... raise money and be a face guy. But who's responsibility was it to make the company work? We never get to see.
In the end, you will laugh remembering the early co-founder who was "bought out" (driven out) for $700,000. Was this the guy who was going to make it all work? What skills did they lose when they played their hand against him? (unfortunately, that is not answered). The other founders thought they were cutting him out, but as it turns out he got the only parachute. Ironic.
From STARTUP.COM to STARTUP.BOMB.STARTUP.COM is possibly one of the best documentaries I've ever seen, despite the two main protagonists being self- absorbed poindexters gone haywire. Essential viewing for anybody who harbors similar ambitions; this will give you an idea of what NOT to do. It's only Tuzman's arrogance that prevents STARTUP.COM from getting 5 stars; though Herman is equally bad by neglecting his adorable little girl and attractive wife (How is it possible?) in order to become rich and powerful.
Finally, it's interesting to note that throughout the film from shot to shot Herman's face keeps changing: One shot he has a beard, then he's clean shaven, then beard again, then he's trimmed it to a goatee. Directors Jehane Noujaim and Chris Hegedus even go so far as showing a sequence of Herman shaving his beard off. Is this a subtle attempt at demonstrating the "cut-throat" world of entrepeneurship? A case of "hair today, gone tomorrow?" I'm still scratching my noodle at the complexity of it all.
DVD extras include a commentary track, the trailer and profiles for the Directors and Herman and Tuzman.


The story of two chuckleheadsThis is a typical case study of how not to run a business. It is a great behind the scenes of who was running the "new economy". It will be no surprise to you after watching this movie why the bubble burst.
Adoring film crew is clueless.I give it 2 stars because there are a few interesting bits in there. And the personality of the CEO (or, "co-CEOs") is part of the story I wanted to see, but I was looking for something more. Who were they hiring and why? How were they choosing to spend the VC money? What milestones had they set and did they reach any of them? How were they going to stave off competition? Maybe they just didn't have executive staff meetings, or maybe the camera wasn't interested/invited.
My poor rating speaks more about the filmakers than the subject matter itself. As for Kaleil and Tom, I found both of them loathesome and fake, even worse than I expected. They seemed genuinely clueless about what to do after raising VC money. Almost as if rasing the money was the real success and the rest would just fall into place after that. In all honesty, Kaleil seemed to do his job ... raise money and be a face guy. But who's responsibility was it to make the company work? We never get to see.
In the end, you will laugh remembering the early co-founder who was "bought out" (driven out) for $700,000. Was this the guy who was going to make it all work? What skills did they lose when they played their hand against him? (unfortunately, that is not answered). The other founders thought they were cutting him out, but as it turns out he got the only parachute. Ironic.
From STARTUP.COM to STARTUP.BOMB.STARTUP.COM is possibly one of the best documentaries I've ever seen, despite the two main protagonists being self- absorbed poindexters gone haywire. Essential viewing for anybody who harbors similar ambitions; this will give you an idea of what NOT to do. It's only Tuzman's arrogance that prevents STARTUP.COM from getting 5 stars; though Herman is equally bad by neglecting his adorable little girl and attractive wife (How is it possible?) in order to become rich and powerful.
Finally, it's interesting to note that throughout the film from shot to shot Herman's face keeps changing: One shot he has a beard, then he's clean shaven, then beard again, then he's trimmed it to a goatee. Directors Jehane Noujaim and Chris Hegedus even go so far as showing a sequence of Herman shaving his beard off. Is this a subtle attempt at demonstrating the "cut-throat" world of entrepeneurship? A case of "hair today, gone tomorrow?" I'm still scratching my noodle at the complexity of it all.
DVD extras include a commentary track, the trailer and profiles for the Directors and Herman and Tuzman.


not bad, just disappointing after Carver's stories
okayHowever, Short Cuts has a few scenes so brilliant and affecting that they are worth the rental (or purchase price) alone.
The intersecting storylines tell a story about a group of fishermen who discover a dead body, a grieving family (Andie MacDowell), a married couple with skeletons in the closet (Julianne Moore and Matthew Modine) a drunkard and his waitress girlfriend (Tom Waits and Lily Tomlin), a depressed cellist (Lori Singer) a philandering cop with a wife and family back home (Tim Robbins and Madeleine Stowe) and a sketchy make-up artist and his girlfriend (Robert Downey Jr. and Lily Taylor).
The incredible number of stories and stars may seem mind-boggling, but it's the least of the film's problems. In fact the strong acting and richness of the collective stories are the film's high point.
All the actors are great in one way or another, but Julianne Moore's performance is stunning. Jack Lemmon is similarly incredible. These two have to be seen to be believed.
However, with so many stories, all of them won't measure up to high quality. Short Cuts main problem is that a whole lot don't measure up.
By the way, there's a lot of nudity in this film, profanity, sex, and overall depressing material.
Good, but I was Hoping for More (3.5 stars)I really loved reading the stories, and seeing them on film....well...it sort of took away the originality and realism that I enjoyed in reading the stories. Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie, but it just wasn't as good as I thought it would be.
Basic storyline of movie: based on the writings of Raymond Carver. Many different storylines going on at the same time, and it would take me forever to try to cover all of them. This is one you'll just have to see for yourself. Sorry.
One of the main stories by Carver that the movie seemed to revolve around the most was "A Small, Good Thing," which was done magnificently. I really enjoyed that portion of the movie, because it stayed true to the story in almost every detail. There were some differences, but nothing that changed the story for me.
Two of the stories that were in this movie that really had me disappointed were "They're Not Your Husband" and "So Much Water so Close to Home." I really loved those stories, and they were very different in the movie. The husband in "They're Not Your Husband," was more of a jerk in the actual story, and as depressing and maybe even unfulfilling as the original ending was to it, it was appropriate. Forget about seeing that resolution in this movie. And "So Much Water so Close to Home" was also very different, and I did not envision Fred Ward playing the husband.
I did like the acting and enjoying the talents from very big names in Holywood. (Too many for me to possibly list.) Robert Altman did a very good job of directing it as well. The camera techniques used were very well planned and thought out. I also found it very interesting how he had the characters from other stories interact with other characters. A very new and different concept that actually enriched the film some.
Two very negative points to the movie, other than the stuff I have already mentioned above, is the movie length and the jumping back and forth to different characters and stories. The movie is very long. A little too long. I don't mind long movies, unless if they're being dragged out longer than they need to be. The movie also jumps around quite a bit, causing confusion and forgetfulness. If you thought "Pulp Fiction" was confusing and aggravating, don't even ATTEMPT to see this one.
Again, I didn't dislike the movie. I liked it and I enjoyed it. It could've been handled much MUCH worse than this. And if I never read the stories by Carver, maybe I would've enjoyed it more. But since I do read Carver and I love his work, that is why I am being so critical. A very good movie, but perhaps it could've been more.


YOUR AVERAGE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FILM
Watch and NOT be disappointed!!!Last Action Hero is hard to describe. It's funny, it's witty, with lots of those one-liners that Arnold became so popular with, and I loved the way he constantly poked fun at his fictional character as well as his "real" self. Some of my favorite dialogue in the movie is when the kid is trying to convince "character Arnold (aka: Jack Slater)" that he's actually just a character in a movie. The kid starts asking about phone numbers and how can they possibly all start with 555- in a city with several million phone numbers, when Jack Slater exasperatedly says, "That's why we have Area Codes..." Priceless. The movie is full of fun stuff like that, and I highly recommend this movie to anyone who is even remotely a Schwarzenegger fan, or who just like campy, yet intelligent, movies. The parody within a parody, and movie within a movie actually worked well in this one.
I thought the movie had a lot of great character performances, and clever scripting, and I think this movie got a bum rap. It's really a great movie, I'm glad I bought the DVD. The transfer is a little sloppy in places on the one I bought, but since it's a "Special Anniversary Edition", I have a feeling that had something to do with it. There's only a fullscreen version on my DVD, no widescreen, and the camera pans are really noticeable in a few places.
"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...." Jack Slater (Aronld) is a LA cop who is teamed up with Daniel Muggian. Daniel is from OUR world, via a magical ticket that old Nick gave him. Jack Slater is Daniel's hero. There has been several Jack Slater movies, as we see that this is "Jack Slater IV" that Daniel was watching when he enters the world of movies.
An Underated movie!


YOUR AVERAGE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FILM
Watch and NOT be disappointed!!!Last Action Hero is hard to describe. It's funny, it's witty, with lots of those one-liners that Arnold became so popular with, and I loved the way he constantly poked fun at his fictional character as well as his "real" self. Some of my favorite dialogue in the movie is when the kid is trying to convince "character Arnold (aka: Jack Slater)" that he's actually just a character in a movie. The kid starts asking about phone numbers and how can they possibly all start with 555- in a city with several million phone numbers, when Jack Slater exasperatedly says, "That's why we have Area Codes..." Priceless. The movie is full of fun stuff like that, and I highly recommend this movie to anyone who is even remotely a Schwarzenegger fan, or who just like campy, yet intelligent, movies. The parody within a parody, and movie within a movie actually worked well in this one.
I thought the movie had a lot of great character performances, and clever scripting, and I think this movie got a bum rap. It's really a great movie, I'm glad I bought the DVD. The transfer is a little sloppy in places on the one I bought, but since it's a "Special Anniversary Edition", I have a feeling that had something to do with it. There's only a fullscreen version on my DVD, no widescreen, and the camera pans are really noticeable in a few places.
"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...." Jack Slater (Aronld) is a LA cop who is teamed up with Daniel Muggian. Daniel is from OUR world, via a magical ticket that old Nick gave him. Jack Slater is Daniel's hero. There has been several Jack Slater movies, as we see that this is "Jack Slater IV" that Daniel was watching when he enters the world of movies.
An Underated movie!


Bad movie, but no boom
Mirror Is Great!!
Streisand convinces me.If you don't like this movie, what's so good about A Beautiful Mind?! I think Striensand did a better job here.
Also, this movie is not about who is more beautiful. So, it's no need to compare Striesand with some other beautiful women. It tells the psychological changes in lovers. With Greg, Rose becomes more confident. The last part of the story is the only consequence of a true love.
Jiff Bridges played very well in this movie. What I don't agree is that he got so mad at students after Rose left.


Buy it for 2 matches
3 and a half stars actually.
WWE BACKLASH ROCKSNumber 2: Raven v.s. Rhyno(Harecore title on the line)-This match was Hardcore and featured lots of blood bashing weapons such as chairs, trash can lids, shopping carts,and a whole lot more. Great hardcore match.
Number 1: Big Show v.s Shane McMahon- By far the best match of WWE Backlash and the best match of 2001. What made this match my favorite was when Shane McMahon climbed up on top of the stage about 40 feet high in the air and just jumped right off of the stage and landed right on the 7'2'', 500 pound Big Show.
This movie is fantastic and is a must own for everyone.


Enjoyable Adam Sandler
80 crazy minutesPG-13 films are typically not for children. Parents seem to think just because its animated means "hey take the kids." Well how about we think a little BEFORE we go running to the theatre? Complains about that are just unfounded. The rating says it all, PAY ATTENTION.
The second thing you must realize is that this is an ADAM SANDLER movie, like his earlier films. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, all crude and rude, get over it. That was his style and he brought it back to make one of the funniest adult animated movies ever. The jokes here are classic, from whiteys seizures to him doing the robot in the middle of a basketball game. His sister eleanor has the cutest voice which I've been imitating ever since I saw the movie. The townsfolk are a scream, with rob schneider as an asian waiter. and jon lovitz as a man with a hook for a hand. This is a very unconventional Hannukah movie for the holidays. Sure it's gross, but if your offended than go rent the Ya Ya Sisterhood or some crap like that.This one is for the guys, not for parents or children. Next time read the rating before you complain. Don't believe all the crap, this movie was HILARIOUS. If you like Kevin Smith movies or Adam sandler movies than see this and bust a gut laughing. (hopefully not literally)
stupid pussies!!!This movie is great. Its classic adam sandler.
Buy it, its worth it


It's okay. (yeah right)!
THE BEST OF WRESTLEMANIA I-XIV-A POOR VIDEO
Some of the Best
With all of the anticipation that comes before one of the bigger PPV events, the 2000 Survivor Series was somewhat under-whelming. There were a couple of traditional Survivor Series matches. One of them, the match between the Radicalz (Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn, Dean Malenko, Eddie Guererro) vs Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, K-Kwik, and Chyna was one of the better matches of the night. Most of the matches were not very exciting (Bob Holly vs William Regal for the European Championship as an example) and served only to advance the storylines. Advancing the storylines is a good thing, but it is of greater importance to put on good matches. Otherwise, the audience/viewer will not care or pay money to watch the events.
The championship match between Kurt Angle and The Undertaker was decent, much on the strength of Kurt Angle to elevate any superstar he is in the ring with. However, the match ended in another swerve, which is becoming a Survivor Series tradition. The swerve tradition seems to date back to 1997 with the Bret Hart/ Shawn Michaels match in Montreal. An occasional swerve isn't a bad thing as it can heighten interest in the story being told. The problem is that the WWF has used it so much that we come to expect a swerve and the importance of the match, even the championship match, is lessened.
The Main Event was Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Triple H, and this was more of a brawl than a wrestling match. As such, it wasn't a bad match until the end. The ending to this one was more absurd than dramatic. We are expected to believe that one wrestler is in life threatening danger, but we know that he will be back...either the next week or in a month or two. Knowing that so much is staged makes some events absurd.
Overall, this was only an average Pay Per View. Nothing special.