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Not a Great Comedy but Sometimes genuine humor film.
Great Movie
He Look-a-Like-A-Man!when Whoopi finally got a break-through and was given an account to prove her worth as a business woman! Women are still looked down in 2002 in many fields!The White Male is still given every thing over the Black woman and the white woman! Opray was the frist African American woman given close to a billion in revenue, we're cousins by the way Opray and I! No, really!!
viewing the movie helped me to make many successful deals without feeling like a helpless female!
Anyway Whoopi plays a guy as well as she does a girl! Five stars for you Whoopi!


Disappointing and MediocreThe characters are very nice eye candy and the voices are great and all...but the story falters big time. It starts out great enough in the first couple of dvd's, but then it turns into a relationships thing instead of being about Hibiki standing up for male teacher's rights and changing the principal's mind. What ticks me off is that the show brings up some very good questions that it NEVER answers. It's like it switches lanes and drives down a different road, avoiding the subject totally and giving us cheap laughs and sappy drama. For instance, is it ok to be a lesbian? Is it ok to love your teacher/student? Is it ok to cross dress? Is is ok to be a peeping tom? These issues are barely addressed. The principal and vice principal's motives are never even explained! You have to watch the boring voice introductions on the 'extras' just to get a hint at their pasts. They could have made the show so much more interesting but it's been crunched into just 14 episodes that do not meet up to expectations. They also gave it a very lame and contrived ending. Strawberry Eggs is too short, too plain, and way too "been there, done that, got the T shirt"
If you want to see a great new anime, steer clear of this because you aren't missing much, and instead check out Chobits or Fruits Basket. Both are brilliant.
One of the funniest Anime ever!The extras, such as the art gallery and the student roll call of the males just adds to the great humor. The art work, the lack of magic or silly science, and the perfect voice selection for the characters makes sure that you have no distractions from the story itself.
100 minutes of enjoyment. While rated 13 and up, I can picture younger kids watching it as long as you trusted them to be mature enough to handle it. Sometimes there are serious scenes, dealing with relationships between males and females, as well as between friends, and of course between teacher and students. But these are topics that young people will have to deal with in real life anyway, so why try to shield them? Also, Hibiki Amawa, the teacher, learns a little about himself during this adventure.
Buy it!
Great anime; is it a perfect series? I think soAnimation- 10/10 Beautiful artwork! Very kawaii. All their expressions are great and realistic.
Sound - 10/10 They kept different japanese words, and all their voices were perfect. They all matched the characters completely. It's also good 'cause the company that was dubbing it, didn't "americanize" it.
Plot - 10/10 Very original, and the characters are also original and great. At the last episode, my friends and I cried. We had big ol' tears running down our faces. Also very funny. I luv Ba-chan!!!

Here, Chaplin's Tramp is taken on as a clown at the circus, having been chased into the big tent by a policeman wrongly suspected of theft and wowing the audience with his pratfalls. He falls in love with the ill-treated ringmaster's daughter (Merna Kennedy) but is swiftly rivaled by a new addition to the circus, a handsome tightrope walker. To try to win back her affections, the Tramp himself attempts the same act, culminating in the best sequence of the film, when he is assailed by monkeys as he totters amateurishly and precariously along a rope suspended high in the tent. Although The Circus is marred by the rather hackneyed and (even in 1928) stale melodramatic device of the cruel father and imploring daughter, it scores high on its slapstick content, with routines involving a hall of mirrors and a mishap with a magician's equipment demonstrating Chaplin's dazzling ability to choreograph apparently improvised mayhem. --David Stubbs

Very funny.
Chaplin's Greatest FilmAs far as I remember (and it's been at least five years since I've ready any Chaplin bios) this film was made during one of Chaplin's hardest personal periods. I believe he was in the midst of a divorce by his third wife, Lita Grey, in which their dirty laundry was dragged into public...a prolonged, grey period ensued, which turned poor Charles' hair more white than ever.
To top it off, I remember reading that this set burned down, not once, but twice, during the filming...then it's no wonder that Chaplin, perfectionist that he was, would decry this as his 'poorest' film.
I couldn't agree less.
The physical gags abound, with the little Tramp making his way to 'stardom' via pure accident...he enlivens a circus show with his cheekiness, accidentally stumbling and bobbing his way onto the boring 'clown show'...he subsequently joins the circus, taking a fancy to a poor overworked girl who is starved by her father, the circus-master, and doing everything he can to show that he loves her...
the tight-rope scenes are gut-splitting, from the beginning when he tries to convince her that he is *really* ok to do it, resulting in much hypermachinations when his rigged bodysuit touches an electrical livewire, to his real tribulations when he is up in the air, 'befriended' by some savage monkeys who like to bite his nose and tear his pants down...some of the most supremely comic moments on film are captured here...words don't do them justice...more than any other Chaplin film (and I've seen all the major ones), this one has real heart and poignance to match 'City Lights'...the ending, with Chaplin giving up the girl, has no match. The little Tramp sits, sun coming up on a glorious LA morning, and watches as the caravan rolls on without him...in the dusky, pale shadows of dawn...then, in little Tramp fashion, he gets up and wanders toward that dusky sunrise...it's a truly sad, yet uplifting, moment...on an additional note, Chaplin did the score himself (in perfectionist manner) and it fits the movie beautifully...no score of a silent (if one actually exists) does more justice to the mood of a film...
a GREAT movie...no one does it better!
The Great Unknown Chaplin Film"The Circus" is less well known because the film was not available from shortly after completing it's first release in 1928 until the early 70's, when it was finally re-released. It's re-release brought it to a new audience, who had some knowledge of the film, but not enough to truly value it.
The plot is rather simple - Chaplin's Tramp character stumbles into a failing circus, and is chased by police into the big top, where his chase is the funniest thing to have happened during the whole show. The Tramp is hired at the circus, who's cruel director doesn't let him know how popular he is. The director is generally cruel, abusing his daughter, yelling at everyone, and being generally mean. The girl is in love with a tightrope artist, the Tramp falls in love with the girl, and the film ends with the gril married to the tightrope artist and the Tramp staying behind.
The plot is fleshed out by some of the funniest screen moments that Chaplin would ever come up with. He tries to be a tightrope walker. He gets caught in a funhouse with a crook who is trying to steal from him and a police officer who thinks that he is the real crook. He breaks up a magicians act in the middle of the big top. He gets stuck in a cage with a lion.
Okay, I'm not doing ANY justice to this great film. My review is not funny - the film is.
The film was meticulously restored by David Shepherd, and was released in 1999 on DVD. This DVD is now out of print, and a new on will be issued next year, though likely without the corrections and restorations by Shepherd. This is a shame, since the 1999 DVD includes outtakes and a properly restored opening. The quality is superb, and there are few hints as to the film's age.
I highly recommend this disc!


The Best Set Of Season Two, But That Isn't Saying MuchSet 7 opens with the episode "Seed Of Destruction" (1 Star) -- Commander Koenig and Alan land on an asteroid with a cave containing a funhouse hall of mirrors. A mirror image of commander Koenig emerges and tries to destroy Moonbase Alpha. The way that those on Alpha can tell the imposter from the real Koenig is that his hair is parted the wrong way.
"The Beta Cloud" (1 Star) -- Maya and Tony are chased by a monster all over Moonbase Alpha, and fire a laser gun at a yellow cloud in space.
"A Matter Of Balance" (1 Star) -- Why is it that there are so many episodes of Space: 1999 where one group of desperate aliens are trying to assimilate the crew of Moonbase Alpha that have nothing? The premise of this episode is really not all that different from the first season episode titled "Alpha Child", which was much better.
"Space Warp" (2 Stars) -- This episode probably has the most expensive and detailed special effects in the entire second season. With Moonbase Alpha being sucked into a space warp, or a wormhole as they call it in Star Trek: The Next Generation, Tony and Commander Koenig are left stranded near an abandoned spaceship. Maya becomes deliriously ill and goes on a rampage as several different monsters, including an incarnation of her dead father. Maya attempts to take off in an Eagle spaceship but crashes it into the other Eagles in the hanger on the moonbase. Tony and Commander Koenig make it back, and the predictable and stupid comic relief ends this episode.
"Bringers Of Wonder Parts 1 and 2" (2 Stars) -- The only two part story of this two season show. I wonder why they named the first episode "Bringers Of Wonder Part 1", when they knew that they wanted this first part to end as a cliffhanger -- ST: TNG never did this with their 2 part episodes. The best way to end a two part cliffhanger episode is to not let the audience know that there is second part by announcing the first episode as part 1. I also wonder how 603 days passed between episodes 1 and 2. Listen to Dr. Russell's opening narration of both episodes, and you'll see what I mean. The people of Moonbase Alpha think that a Superswift spacecraft from Earth has come to rescue them, but it is actually monsters that look like Chicken Chow Mein, who want their nuclear waste. Although this episode seems to be loaded with character development and backstory, it is too little too late. After 6 more episodes, this show was cancelled.
Man, what a comedown!
"Futility, Mr. Verdeshi. An exercise in futility..."Seed of Destruction: Ok, a remake of the last Star Trek serial from Season 3. Landau could've played it a little more hammier.
And the ending couldn't have been more rushed.
The Beta Cloud: A guilty pleasure with Anholt and Schell trying to steal the show with their acting. there are so many unanswered questions and ridiculous concepts in this one, you couldn't count them on repeated viewings. The bug-eyed robot/monster will appear re-dressed in the next 2 adventures. A Friedburger classic.
A Matter of Balance: Would've been tolerable without the ludicrous concept of antimatter. Shouldn't it have been "another dimension"?
Space Warp: Is only good for it's model effects. The Eagle Hangar crash scene is not to be missed. Other than that, you were warned about another Friedburger classic.
The Bringers of Wonder Parts 1 & 2: The best of the lot, and one of the best of the season, but that's not saying much. There are discontinuity problems and of course ridiculous explanations. But Part 1 is great, with Landau completely overacting at the sight of the creatures. he also has some stupid lines at the beginnig: "I haven't had this much fun since I burned Grandma's wig!" and "Big daddy's coming in!! Yaaaaaa!!!!" Part 2 does let down, but there's a great Season 1 line at the end. But of course, all Season 2 serials end with a frozen laugh scene.
This show may be absolutely stupid, but I still enjoy it and get a guilty pleasure from a program I grew up with...


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAnd so do I! And so do I!
Some think it well to be all melancholic,
To pine and sigh; to pine and sigh;
But I, I love to spend my time in singing,
Some joyous song, some joyous song,
To set the air with music bravely ringing
Is far from wrong! Is far from wrong!
Listen, listen, echoes sound afar!
Listen, listen, echoes sound afar!
Funiculi, funicula, funiculi, funicula!
Echoes sound afar, funiculi, funicula!
Ah me! 'tis strange that some should take to sighing,
And like it well! And like it well!
For me, I have not thought it worth the trying,
So cannot tell! So cannot tell!
With laugh, with dance and song the day soon passes
Full soon is gone, full soon is gone,
For mirth was made for joyous lads and lasses
To call their own! To call their own!
Listen, listen, hark the soft guitar!
Listen, listen, hark the soft guitar!
Funiculi, funicula, funiculi, funicula!
Hark the soft guitar, funiculi, funicula!
Well done!
Roger Moore before he became Bond
The Union Crusaders, following the inflammatory rhetoric of a nationally broadcast radio preacher, have begun to openly blame the Jews for the war and threaten all non-gentiles with bodily harm. As the meekly protestant Newman (William H. Macy)--recently demoted at work because his new glasses make him look "too Jewish"--soon becomes a target in his own home, he is forced to open his eyes to the hatred surging throughout the city and his own past silences and collaborations. While the script is relentlessly one-dimensional in its message, strong performances by Macy, Laura Dern (as Newman's leftist love interest), and Meat Loaf (as Newman's menacing neighbor) deliver anxiety and fear presciently reflective of today's climate. --Fionn Meade

tight little movie
Great American FableBack at home his bigoted neighbors notice his new appearance, and he begins to invite the same vandalism that has been plaguing the the new owner of the neighborhood corner store, a Jew. He also is unable to find work (on account of his appearance), until he meets the same woman he passed over, Gertrude (Laura Dern), who hires him to work for her Jewish employer.
The story continues portraying a selectively forgotten era of American history, and manages to weave a fable of significant importance without ever feeling preachy. I would suggest this film to anyone, as it portrays its subject as well as any movie I have seen to date.
Excellent Stuff

Preposterous!
Forget the bomb, it's about the charactersA generic recipe for any decent movie might run along these lines: Take some interesting and/or sympathetic characters, put them in a situation that challenges them and their attitudes, and see what they do. Here we have the light-hearted high school genius (who stumbles upon a secret nuclear weapons lab in his town, and wonders what to do about it); his socially-conscious political-activist girlfriend; and a government scientist for whom ultra-purification of Plutonium is an abstract, intellectual challenge (until he finds himself in a situation where the end product might kill actual people that he knows).
People who dislike this movie generally have a complaint either with its plausibility, or its tone. OK, plausibility first. The weapons lab is "hidden in plain sight." An obvious high security presence would call unwanted attention to it; instead, it is disguised as a medical facility. (When I was in high school, my band teacher had some tape recorders that he used for students to record and listen to themselves in the practice room, etc. He kept these thrown in a big cardboard box, right out in the open, and each unit had scrawled on it: BROKEN. Not a single one was ever stolen. Same strategy here.) And the techniques that our young student hero uses to break into the lab are all well-established earlier in the film, including the fact that he can throw a mean Frisbee.
Yes, it requires some suspension of disbelief, but no more so than most other movies. At least an attempt is made to explain the events and make them seem logical. (My one minor peeve: Every time I see this film, I keep telling our young hero on the screen not to hold that unshielded weapons-grade Plutonium so close to his HEAD, but he never listens to me! Oh well.)
As far as tone goes, it has been said that this film is too light and cheerful, given its plot elements. One musician friend of mine commented, as we watched young Paul build his device, that "This [cheery underscoring music] doesn't sound like Music To Build A Nuclear Bomb By." My response to my friend was: The music is not for the bomb, it is for young Paul! He is having fun building a complex gadget, without any evil or underhanded purpose, and the character of the music represents his frame of mind very nicely. (I should add here that I like the musical score of this film overall, especially the just-mentioned building-the-bomb sequence, and the opening title music, which has just the right undertone of suspense in it.)
It seems that even the movie studio is confused by this film's tone. The Laserdisc release had, very cheezily pasted onto the film, a subtitle, making the name "The Manhattan Project: The Deadly Game", presumably to make the film sound darker and scarier. It didn't work. Nor does this film need to be dark and scary to do what it is trying to do. I was very happy to see that the DVD no longer has this lame subtitle.
What it comes down to: This film is not about the bomb, it is about the characters and how they react to the unfolding situation. The bomb is merely The Crisis that motivates the film's action. I for one like the characters, and I like the actors portraying them. (In particular, it is refreshing to see John Lithgow playing a friendly character for once, rather than a psychotic wacko, as he does in Cliffhanger, for example.)
I also appreciate that young Paul is not portrayed as a geeky, outcast nerd. He is charming, athletic, and not afraid of girls. This sets up some humorous moments when he meets some actual nerds later in the film. (Favorite quote: "Why are you helping us?" "Because life, my dear, is more than freezing toads.")
I for one recommend The Manhattan Project. It may not be in the Top Ten Films Of All Time, but I think it deserves a solid four stars.
DVD transfer quality seems decent, and is definitely at least as good as the laserdisc version. No extra disc features to speak of, really, just a theatrical trailer. Still worthwhile!
'too many secrets'

Second season episodes are extra cheesy (or just plain bad!)Other bad episodes include The Immunity Syndrome, The Seance Spectre, and worst of all, Devil's Planet, which should have been the sci fi thriller part for the comedy, Amazon Women on The Moon
I think that American producer Fred Freiberger, along with other American behind the scenes influence realized that the first season of Space: 1999 was full of holes when it came to consistency in scientific explanation or character development. Their solution was to take Star Trek and paste it onto Space: 1999 wherever they felt that the show was bland, or simply just wasn't working well. This may have been because Fred Freiberger was the producer of Star Trek's final season. What the new producer and associates didn't realize was that the first season episodes, although inconsistent and sometimes bland, had this chilling atmosphere of awe and wonder about them. Their attempts to "fix" the show sticks out like a sore thumb during the episodes of the second season. Awe and wonder are replaced by stupid one line jokes to end each episode. As a kid, and as an adult, this is why I liked the first season better.
This set doesn't glisten, but there is still gold.
Error on box...

A 3.7 on a scale of 1 to 5, Enjoyable, Highly WatchableBridges and Close become involved-which is of course highly unethical-during the pretrial research phase. Most of the movie then takes place in court as the mighty Close battles for her client despite a number of twists and turns. The ending and the ultimate twist to that ending come as no huge surprise. However, it is fun watching them get to that point. Plus, you get lots of beautiful San Francisco and Bay ARea scenery.
I would recommend this movie to those who enjoy courtroom dramas, Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges films of the 80's (the film is not overly dated but clearly of that era), and mysteries. There are certainly better examples of the courtroom and mystery genres in film-but this one is still enjoyable and worth watching.
Great flick for fans of Basic Instinct
Suspense till the end

Watchable...
Kickboxer Goes On Without Van Damme For The Better
KICKBOXER 2 ROCKS!!!Great fight scenes and actors. This movie is a "MUST SEE"!
This Comedy is a Remake from a French 1982 film. Goldberg is Quite Good in the lead. Great suppoting cast:Including-Two Time Oscar Winner:Dianne Wiest, Eli Wallach, Timothy Daly, Bebe Neuworth, Austin Pendleton and Lainie kazan. Directed by Donald Pertie (Grumpier old men) has made a good comedy but he has made funnier films that this one. Grade:B.