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The Stone Cold-Vince McMahon Saga
Great video, but much to short
The Best Feud Ever Conceived

A Must Have
Excellent Movie!
I absolutely ADORE this movie!

Dark, sad and understandable
Holds the interest
a day in the life of a normal family.Love
Kenneth D. Bailey Jr.

The Mouse That Roared tells the story of the fictional European principality of Grand Fenwick. Finding itself on the wrong end of a trade dispute with the United States, and noting America's generosity in rebuilding the countries it had fought in World War II, Grand Fenwick's rulers hit upon the idea of declaring war on the U.S., losing, and then reaping a Marshall Plan-style handout. The plan, proposed by Grand Fenwick's prime minister (played by Peter Sellers), is approved by the monarch (also played by Peter Sellers), who dispatches an invasion force under the command of Grand Fenwick's hapless Field Marshal (also played by Peter Sellers). Due to a series of happenstances and misunderstandings, however, Grand Fenwick's plan goes terribly wrong... --Andrew Mueller

DisappointingThe premise of this cold war farce is funnier than its execution. Jack Arnold's direction is uninspired and the whole enterprise creaks along rather mechanically. Peter Sellars appears in three different roles, but he seems to be holding back. Although I found the film clever at times, I did not find one genuine laugh.
Funny story, but bad DVDPeter Sellers is great as the Duchess of Grand Fenwick, the Prime Minister of Grand Fenwick, and also the Field Marshall of Grand Fenwick. He has most of the good lines in the movie although even he is not at his best. The film also stars Joan Seberg as the daughter of a doctor that the Field Marshall falls in love with. The DVD does offer widescreen presentation and several theatrical trailers but there is a problem here. Maybe its just my own DVD but the sound is off so that when people talk their mouths move a second or two after the actual dialogue has been spoken. This may just be my DVD, but it is distracting nonetheless and very obvious. The Mouse that Roared is still a funny movie with three good performances by Peter Sellers.
" But what if we win?...."The plot (such as it is) consists of a series of humorous incidents prior to, during, and then following the invasion. As directed by Jack Arnold, the film focuses on the implications of a basic conceit: Declare war on the United States (as did Japan and then Germany), lose the war, and then have your economy restored to greater health than ever before (e.g. Japan and Germany). Count Mountjoy's strategy fails for reasons best revealed in the film. One of the several brilliant elements is Arnold's use of Professor Kokintz (David Kossoff) who has invented the "Q Bomb," a weapon whose nuclear power (he claims) is "approximately" equal to 100 hydrogen bombs. Better yet, it has the size and shape of an American football and thus can easily be tucked under an arm until activated. Presumably the straight-faced silliness throughout this film made a favorable impression on members of the Monty Python Flying Circus.
Regrettably, the DVD version I have offers no special features other than clearer image and sound. Those who enjoy this film are urged to check out Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) in which Alec Guinness plays eight different roles.


Dakota Shines - But The Movie Overall - Is Not as Bright!Cocky and not-so-bright Britney Murphy (Just Married, 8-Mile) plays a aristocratic well to do teen who suddenly looses what she ahs to find out she needs to get a real job. In her attempt she is befriended by a mother played by Heather Locklear (Looney Toons Back In Action, The First Wives Club) who needs a caretaker - babysitter for her young daughter played by Dakota Fanning (I Am Sam, The Cat In The Hat).
The two teach each other a valuable lesson about life. One - Brittany needs to lean how to grow up, the other - Dakota - needs how to learn to have fun. The two are forced to tolerate each other in order to appease the mother. However, in the process of hating each other, they learn a lesion in family friendship and that people are not what they seem to be on the outside.
That's the warm fuzzy! Really nice heart - it does get a little slow in parts, but the chemistry of little Dakota with everyone on screen is amazing. You can't help not liking her even after she plays this temperamental little brat.
As far as the theatrical experience, a good film for the teens and young adults but it is not really for the really young or middle aged crowd - it does have a syrupy side that may give some a tooth ache. This would be a great DVD to have for the family. Let me know what you think. (11-12-03)
Enjoyable Movie With A Sad Twist
Absolutly have to see

Dakota Shines - But The Movie Overall - Is Not as Bright!Cocky and not-so-bright Britney Murphy (Just Married, 8-Mile) plays a aristocratic well to do teen who suddenly looses what she ahs to find out she needs to get a real job. In her attempt she is befriended by a mother played by Heather Locklear (Looney Toons Back In Action, The First Wives Club) who needs a caretaker - babysitter for her young daughter played by Dakota Fanning (I Am Sam, The Cat In The Hat).
The two teach each other a valuable lesson about life. One - Brittany needs to lean how to grow up, the other - Dakota - needs how to learn to have fun. The two are forced to tolerate each other in order to appease the mother. However, in the process of hating each other, they learn a lesion in family friendship and that people are not what they seem to be on the outside.
That's the warm fuzzy! Really nice heart - it does get a little slow in parts, but the chemistry of little Dakota with everyone on screen is amazing. You can't help not liking her even after she plays this temperamental little brat.
As far as the theatrical experience, a good film for the teens and young adults but it is not really for the really young or middle aged crowd - it does have a syrupy side that may give some a tooth ache. This would be a great DVD to have for the family. Let me know what you think. (11-12-03)
Enjoyable Movie With A Sad Twist
Absolutly have to see

There wasn't enough history of himself and his background..I liked him. I liked that personality. He was cauky, energetic, brash, and arrogant. I wanted to see more of that side of him. I would've enjoyed seeing him get interviwed as 'Stunnng Steve Austin' or at least have him say a few words.
Yes, I liked Steve Austin better as 'Stunning Steve Austin'. Also, more info and pictures on his past when he was growing up would've been nice.
Other than that, this documentary was alright,
Steve
Great DVD!-His match with the Rock at Wreastlemainia X-7 and his shocking heel turn
-Arn Anderson talks about how WCW misused Austin
-Austin joining forces with Triple H
-Austin talks about Vince McMahon
-Includes the skit with Vince McMahon and Kurt Angle that has Austin playing guiter and singing to them (from Smackdown) classic!
His match with Chris Benoit on Smackdown on May 31st, 2001. Should have included this in DVD extras. I saw the match and it was that good.
The post 9/11 show (Smackdown)
His match with Kurt Angle at Summerslam. Should have included this in extras too.
Extras include the following matches:
No Way Out 2001 verses Triple H 2 out of 3 falls. This match is one of the greatest in WWE history.
Bash at the Beach 1994 Vs Rickey Steamboat for the United States title. Another great match
Victory speech at the 1996 King Of The Ring
5 more interviews
Buy it!
Decent WWE DVDTHE FEATURE:
The feature reviews the following:
1 - His feud with Triple H during the beginning of 2001, in particular their Match of the Year at No Way Out 2001
2 - His feud with the Rock for the WWF title
3 - His heel turn
4 - His quick feud with Chris Benoit
5 - His lead role in the ill-fated Invasion angle
6 - His awesome feud with Kurt Angle
7 - A handful of the comedy sketches he did on WWF TV in 2001 with Vince McMahon and Kurt Angle
8 - His appearance on MadTV
9 - A quick look at his WCW career as "Stunning Steve" with interviews by Ric Flair and Arn Anderson and footage of Ricky Steamboat and Brian Pillman.
10 - How he came up with his "WHAT???" catchphrase (you'll be surprised how it developed).
THE DVD FEATURES:
WWE is starting to put out better extras on their DVDs. It's good to see they are putting SOME use to the WCW footage they acquired in the buyout. Here's the rundown of the extras on this DVD:
1."Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Triple H" No Way Out 2001. THE Match of the Year of 2001. 2 out of 3 Falls Match (Regular, Street Fight, Steel Cage). Talk about intensity and athleticism. 5 stars.
2.Coronation speech from King of the Ring 1996. Witness the birth of "Austin 3:16."
3."Stunning" Steve Austin vs. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Bash at the Beach 1994. Austin's favorite match against his favorite worker. Actually, from what I understand Austin wanted the match from the Clash of Champions against Steamboat. Oh well. Decent 23 minute bout. 3 ¾ stars
4.Extra Interviews:
1)"Origins of 3:16" Austin gives his thoughts on the catchphrase.
2)Arn Anderson: 1 minute spot where AA talks about a trip to Japan with Austin.
3)Camera Guy: 2 minute spot with the camera guy talking about his relationship with Stone Cold
4)Wildlife: 1 minute 30 seconds. Austin talks about his ranch animals.
5)"Back on the Ranch": 3 minutes. Austin talks his pets and the types of food and music he likes.
THE CRITICISM:
While the feature is decent, the one limiting thing about it (and this applies to just about ALL WWF/E DVDs) is the one hour time limit. There is just SOOOO much more that they can include on these but don't. Some of the other things they could have included:
1.More on his WCW career (including more bonus matches). They have the footage.
2.His feud with RVD during the Invasion.
3.His feud with Booker T.
4.More bonus matches.
THE VERDICT:
Aside from these criticisms, the feature is OKAY. The stuff they do put on is quality and it is a decent watch for Austin/WWE fans. The bonus matches make this a worthwhile viewing/purchase.
Recommended


Great movie for thinkers
another classic
One Of My Favorites!

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Terrific Way to Start Your Morning

AWESOME PPV OF 2001
A great ppv to cap off a great year of wrestling!Albert & Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Christian & Test
(Not a classic but a very solid opener)
Edge vs. William Regal
(A decent match with a good ending)
Jaqueline vs. Trish
(A great effort by both divas)
Dudley Boyz vs. Big Show & Kane
(The worst match on the card. The Big Show & Kane have no chemistry at all)
RVD vs. Undertaker
(The best hardcore match I have ever seen!. Taker is as sadistic as ever and RVD is in fine form)
Kurt Angle vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
(These two men have had many battles but this one stood out from the rest. A fantastic display by both competitors)
Chris Jericho vs. The Rock
(Another great match from the Jericho/Rock series. Shame about the ending though)
Undisputed Title Match
Chris Jericho vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
(A superb main event with both men being pushed to their absolute limits. Booker T interfears at the end and helps Jericho get the win)
Verdict - There is not many bad points to this ppv. The Undertaker/rvd match along with the Angle/Austin match are worth buying this dvd for alone!.
oh my what a PPV
April 13, 1998 (Dudle Love Returns)
Unforgiven 1998
King of the Ring 1998
Austin-Kane June 29, 1998 (WWF Title)
1999 Royal Rumble Match
Gaunlet Match in Toronto
February 14, 1999 (Cage Match)
WrestleMania XV Main Event (Rock-Austin)
King of the Ring 1999
Austin-Undertaker on RAW is WAR for WWF Title
Austin-Taker First Blood Match