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terrible movie for today's youth
Maybe the best Hanks/Ryan movieI'll be the first to admit this is a corny movie - at least on the surface. Upon watching it a few more times there's a lot of philisophical stuff there, but it's still a very funny movie. One scene in the beginning has Joe's boss on the phone and he keeps repeating the same phrases over and over. The funny part is that I've heard conversations just like that on the job. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan (and Meg Ryan, and Meg Ryan) are great together. Ryan shows good versatility in the 3 roles she plays, and Hanks is simply great.
One of my favorite movies - one I highly recommend for a good laugh.
Misunderstood and overlooked gem ...

A rotten film that really is a lot of funOn the positive side, Clint must kill more Germans in the last 45 minutes of this movie than Patton's entire Third Army did during the entire war. That and a memorable struggle aboard an aerial cable car are two reasons to watch this mindless festival of violence.
Excellent movie with a nice unexpected plot twistBurton is the leader of an elite commando squad with orders to parachute into Germany, enter the Castle (built on a steep cliff by the way) and get the General out of German hands. It seems the General knows about the plans for the invasion of Europe and the Germans are trying to get him to talk.
The supporting cast, Clint Eastwood et al, are outstanding. From beautiful women who are helping Burton to the assault squad with their own "agenda" to follow, this is a great action movie that has an unexpected twist of plot.
This is the kind of movie that "guys who like action movies" would enjoy. It is also a movie you have to follow closely because if you don't you will be scratching your head until close to the very end. The movie version does the Alistair Maclean's novel quite outstandingly.
Highly Recomended!
Entertainment At Its Old Fashioned Best!Surely there are things in the movie that nearly two decades later I see with more judgemental eyes, little flaws that are rarely committed in modern films,
The blood that looks exactly like paint blotches,
The German dialogue that is confused between English for German, German accented English for German, and a smutterings of German (the essential 'Schnell' in all WWII movies) for German,
And the two men that manage to destroy a whole Nazi battalion in the Reich's heartland with no more than a bullet scartch on the hand,
All these are way over the top and quite unbelievable,
But then again Where Eagles Dare offers something that many modern films caught up in too much technicalities and digital experimentation do not offer, pure sheer escapist old fashion entertainment! The breathtaking scenery, the almost Dvorakian and very underrated score, the acting, and the non stop dare devil action and decent stunts for its time, are more than enough to compensate any flaws, and to take the boredom out of sunday afternoons.A Must Buy!


I think I enjoyed it more than my kids didOur hero is Stanley Yelnats the IVth - the last of a long line of amiable losers plagued by bad luck. While Stanley's father (Henry Winkler - that's right, the Fonz is back!) toils on a cure for foot-odor, Stanley gets arrested for stealing a pair of celebrity sneakers. Choosing (unwisely perhaps) Green Lake over prison, he finds himself digging holes under the blistering sun - joining an army of other enslaved youths so beaten down by the rigors of Green Lake, they almost never stop to think that they're digging for more than building character. Unpopular at first, Stanley soon earns a place among the other diggers, and even a nickname - "Caveman" - which proves the surest sign of acceptance.
As Stanley's story progresses, the flick makes numerous segues into stories seemingly unconnected to the main plot - we learn of Green Lake's prettier origins, of Stanley's star-crossed forbears, of a beautiful, though murderous old-west outlaw who sealed her kills with a kiss, of stolen pigs, fortune tellers and stolen pigs. "Holes", in its second half, never stops tiring you of the many ways it not only links these disparate threads but weaves them into the main story (onions and peaches?). I think many of the plot threads flew past my kids, but luckily I was around. If the script did more with the supporting characters, it would be priceless - instead the prisoners have little identity beyond their "tags" (like "Armpit", "Twitch" or "Magnet") or much purpose beyond educating Caveman on the camp's etiquette. Among the adult players, Sigourney Weaver is subtly menacing as the camp's warden (who polishes her nails with rattlesnake venom) while John Voight is hysterically over the top as the chief enforcer ("Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end"). Special kudos for Tim Blake Nelson as "Mr. Pendanski", who plays a guy who actually tries to build the character of the boys - which only allows him access to their heads. (It's incredible to see how Nelson can reconstruct himself - he was also the emotionally frozen parole officer in the little-seen "Cherish", and the intellectually challenged "Delmar" from "Oh Brother, wherefore art thou?")
BUT IS IT FOR THE KIDS? I think many of the recurring plot-points will elude kids. Instead, they might otherwise enjoy how funny it is given how violent and scary a story about youth exploitation could be. Violence? There are several dead-bodies, and of three deaths that actually occur during the story - two happen immediately off-camera. Somebody gets hit in the head with a shovel, another gets scarred by venom - but the injuries look humorous while still looking like injuries. For the squeamish, the camp abounds with scorpions, rattlers and a (fictitious) spotted lizard that touts a deadly poison.
For the doubters, there is still a good message for kids - that you should always be ready to make new friends, even if they have names like "Squid", "X-Ray" and "Lump".
great family movieIt also had a developed and interesting plot (hard to find these days).
GREAT MOVIE!This is the story about a boy named Stanley Yelnats who's family has been cursed since his great-grandfather. Stanley's father (henry winkler) is an inventor who has been trying to invent the cure for foot odor for years but to no avail. Stanley gets wrongly accused of stealing a pair of sneakers and gets put in a juvenille correctional "camp" ... But this "camp" is in the middle of the dessert and run by the meanest warden (Sigourney Weaver) you could imagine. Here Stanley and the rest of the boys are made to DIG HOLES. that's right. they don't do anything but DIG HOLES in the middle of the burning hot dessert. thousands and thousands of holes. Stanley makes a friend -but mostly enemies - and he thinks that he is going to be cursed forever --- until the pieces of this complex puzzle start to come together and Stanley inadvertanly finds a way to lift the curse off his family.
Great story, fast paced, great cast - LOVE THIS MOVIE! Watch it! It's not just for kids! I'm 22 and can't get enough of it!


I think I enjoyed it more than my kids didOur hero is Stanley Yelnats the IVth - the last of a long line of amiable losers plagued by bad luck. While Stanley's father (Henry Winkler - that's right, the Fonz is back!) toils on a cure for foot-odor, Stanley gets arrested for stealing a pair of celebrity sneakers. Choosing (unwisely perhaps) Green Lake over prison, he finds himself digging holes under the blistering sun - joining an army of other enslaved youths so beaten down by the rigors of Green Lake, they almost never stop to think that they're digging for more than building character. Unpopular at first, Stanley soon earns a place among the other diggers, and even a nickname - "Caveman" - which proves the surest sign of acceptance.
As Stanley's story progresses, the flick makes numerous segues into stories seemingly unconnected to the main plot - we learn of Green Lake's prettier origins, of Stanley's star-crossed forbears, of a beautiful, though murderous old-west outlaw who sealed her kills with a kiss, of stolen pigs, fortune tellers and stolen pigs. "Holes", in its second half, never stops tiring you of the many ways it not only links these disparate threads but weaves them into the main story (onions and peaches?). I think many of the plot threads flew past my kids, but luckily I was around. If the script did more with the supporting characters, it would be priceless - instead the prisoners have little identity beyond their "tags" (like "Armpit", "Twitch" or "Magnet") or much purpose beyond educating Caveman on the camp's etiquette. Among the adult players, Sigourney Weaver is subtly menacing as the camp's warden (who polishes her nails with rattlesnake venom) while John Voight is hysterically over the top as the chief enforcer ("Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end"). Special kudos for Tim Blake Nelson as "Mr. Pendanski", who plays a guy who actually tries to build the character of the boys - which only allows him access to their heads. (It's incredible to see how Nelson can reconstruct himself - he was also the emotionally frozen parole officer in the little-seen "Cherish", and the intellectually challenged "Delmar" from "Oh Brother, wherefore art thou?")
BUT IS IT FOR THE KIDS? I think many of the recurring plot-points will elude kids. Instead, they might otherwise enjoy how funny it is given how violent and scary a story about youth exploitation could be. Violence? There are several dead-bodies, and of three deaths that actually occur during the story - two happen immediately off-camera. Somebody gets hit in the head with a shovel, another gets scarred by venom - but the injuries look humorous while still looking like injuries. For the squeamish, the camp abounds with scorpions, rattlers and a (fictitious) spotted lizard that touts a deadly poison.
For the doubters, there is still a good message for kids - that you should always be ready to make new friends, even if they have names like "Squid", "X-Ray" and "Lump".
great family movieIt also had a developed and interesting plot (hard to find these days).
GREAT MOVIE!This is the story about a boy named Stanley Yelnats who's family has been cursed since his great-grandfather. Stanley's father (henry winkler) is an inventor who has been trying to invent the cure for foot odor for years but to no avail. Stanley gets wrongly accused of stealing a pair of sneakers and gets put in a juvenille correctional "camp" ... But this "camp" is in the middle of the dessert and run by the meanest warden (Sigourney Weaver) you could imagine. Here Stanley and the rest of the boys are made to DIG HOLES. that's right. they don't do anything but DIG HOLES in the middle of the burning hot dessert. thousands and thousands of holes. Stanley makes a friend -but mostly enemies - and he thinks that he is going to be cursed forever --- until the pieces of this complex puzzle start to come together and Stanley inadvertanly finds a way to lift the curse off his family.
Great story, fast paced, great cast - LOVE THIS MOVIE! Watch it! It's not just for kids! I'm 22 and can't get enough of it!


SCREWBALL ROMANTIC COMEDY CULT CLASSIC FROM THE 80s
2 dollars
The best '80s teen movieUnlike a lot of it's competition, there's something dark about this film. The protagonist, Cusask's character Lane, isn't one of the popular/cool/beautiful people. He's something of a loser, with a loser friend, a bizarre family, just trying to make it through life's little struggles. He's easy to identify with, especially if you were something of an outcast in high school yourself. Add to the basic storyline a whole lot of wacky sidebars like Ricky the shut-in neighbor, the Howard Cosell-speaking Asian racers, the Van Halen-singing/dancing hamburgers, and, of course, the paperboy and his quest for his $2, you've got one crazy high school movie that stands the test of time.


Powerful Mexican Import
Amores Perros: A Very Strong Film.Not that Amores Perros is told from a dog's viewpoint...(sorry) no, it's all about people and their relationships with each other. The editorial review sums it all up quite nicely, as it said that the film explores passion, loss, and the fragility of our lives. Expect sudden shifts in plot and a healthy dose of violence as well, which is all done with care and reason. I hope the dogfights were fake.
There are multiple stories, but each is connected to the other (the dogs and a particular 'meeting' are key here), and each story is deep and rewarding.
This is a compelling film, and I can't forget it (not that I want to). Intense and Very good.
Estrés post-traumático.Amores Perros is based in a very difficult and complex script by novelist Guillermo Arraiga, set perfectly into screen by Alejandro Gonzales Iñarritu, the intention is to show how the human conscience can be turn against it self for what ever reason, the result is a Inner struggle for unparallel obstacles, and the strength that comes and goes with it.
The film represented Mexico for Best Foreign Language Film in 2001 Academy Awards, unfortunately it didn't win, but the influence of the film has made a mark already in Latin American film industry, a much needed and deserved attention to our great movie artists. There are two DVD versions (in Region 1), the first one released by Lions Gate studio (February 18, 2003), witch comes with no extras at all, but only with an O.K. transferring of the film, and the second one, released by Studio Home Entertainment (September 25, 2003), that comes with a better transferring of the film (5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound), a nice production commentary track, music videos, etc. (this is the version to take home).
Shocking, extreme, and sad, Amores Perros is a fine piece of Marginal characters, made with enough strength to put the harsh truth into a trip of sight and sound (Exquisita y portentosa, verdadera referencia de lo mejor del cine Latino Americano).


Powerful Mexican Import
Amores Perros: A Very Strong Film.Not that Amores Perros is told from a dog's viewpoint...(sorry) no, it's all about people and their relationships with each other. The editorial review sums it all up quite nicely, as it said that the film explores passion, loss, and the fragility of our lives. Expect sudden shifts in plot and a healthy dose of violence as well, which is all done with care and reason. I hope the dogfights were fake.
There are multiple stories, but each is connected to the other (the dogs and a particular 'meeting' are key here), and each story is deep and rewarding.
This is a compelling film, and I can't forget it (not that I want to). Intense and Very good.
Estrés post-traumático.Amores Perros is based in a very difficult and complex script by novelist Guillermo Arraiga, set perfectly into screen by Alejandro Gonzales Iñarritu, the intention is to show how the human conscience can be turn against it self for what ever reason, the result is a Inner struggle for unparallel obstacles, and the strength that comes and goes with it.
The film represented Mexico for Best Foreign Language Film in 2001 Academy Awards, unfortunately it didn't win, but the influence of the film has made a mark already in Latin American film industry, a much needed and deserved attention to our great movie artists. There are two DVD versions (in Region 1), the first one released by Lions Gate studio (February 18, 2003), witch comes with no extras at all, but only with an O.K. transferring of the film, and the second one, released by Studio Home Entertainment (September 25, 2003), that comes with a better transferring of the film (5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound), a nice production commentary track, music videos, etc. (this is the version to take home).
Shocking, extreme, and sad, Amores Perros is a fine piece of Marginal characters, made with enough strength to put the harsh truth into a trip of sight and sound (Exquisita y portentosa, verdadera referencia de lo mejor del cine Latino Americano).


Devestating disappointmentI immediately realized that the voice of the narrator, Deems Taylor, whose wonderful and soothing voice spans the entirety of the movie, had been overdubbed with someone else's voice! Deems Taylor was a widely known and respected music critic in his time. He had a beautiful, deep sonorous and expressive voice. The sound of his voice was an essential part of the aural and musical magic of this film. Yet, the new owner's of Disney saw fit to overdub his voice with that of some squawky and squeaky sounding unknown, thereby ruining the entire film.
I did some research to find out why, in the name of "preservation", Disney studios would destroy this film in the way that they have. The reason, supposedly, was because they found old footage (which was NOT in the version we all knew and loved as kids) which they wanted to insert - but the audio on that obscure footage had been damaged. They felt they had to redub those voice overs. Fine. But then, in the process, they re-dubbed the entire film, even the parts that had not been damaged!
I understand, for historical interest, that some people might be interested in seeing the extra, obscure footage which had been edited out long ago , but that extra footage easily could have been put on a special features disc, not in the actual movie that millions of fans have come to know and love. This was a horrible decision by a studio which increasingly seems to have lost all sense of artistic taste and common sense. What a sad, sad disappointment.
Soon, I'll be buying a DVD recorder and I hope to preserve the original VHS version I have in that way.
"Hear the pictures! See the music!""Fantasia" was a noble attempt to advance the animation medium and turn it into something more sophisticated. Disney sought to redefine the rules of the game by using animation to represent the essence of music. That is, animation was employed to help give tangible form to the myriad emotions that different types of musical compositions stirred within its listeners. This was not an attempt to tell a story in order to display the extent of creative ability but an attempt to capture the essence of creative ability itself. For example, Mickey Mouse's exploits in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" mirrors the mischievous rhythms of Paul Dukas's piece while the emergence of the winged demon in "Night on Bald Mountain" echoes the bold power of Modest Mussorgsky's music.
What is the end result of this effort? A definite mixed bag. "Fantasia" gets points for taking chances and trying something new but loses points for its inability to captivate the viewer. What is seen on screen is a work that can be admired but which comes across as distant. Since "Fantasia" is meant to be something to be experienced, the viewer is not invited to follow along with the proceedings as a participant like he or she would in a film with a conventional narrative. Rather, "Fantasia" is meant to be absorbed and having to digest two hours of sensation can become tedious. The film failed to find an audience upon its initial release but the fact that it is kept alive in conversation today is proof that there is merit to it. Yet, the legacy of "Fantasia" is a qualified one. It is a different viewing experience but not a totally satisfying one.
Get Swept Away Into A Fantasy World
At the time, the epic scale of this production was unprecedented. Those 50 motherships that hover over Earth's major cities anticipate Independence Day by more than a decade. The special effects and makeup are still awesome. Less so is the often-hackneyed dialogue. But thanks to their signature roles, the mostly no-star cast, most of whom would be reunited for a sequel and subsequent television series, have ensured themselves standing invitations to sci-fi conventions. Marc Singer is cameraman-turned-freedom-fighter Mike Donovan. Julie Parrish is a medical student-turned-rebel. Richard Herd is the aliens' supreme commander. Jane Bradler is Diana, the ravishing but ruthlessly ambitious alien science officer. Leonardo Cimino lends dignity to his heavy-handed allegorical role as a Holocaust survivor. Look for a pre-Freddy Krueger Robert Englund as one of the aliens.
The DVD is presented for the first time in widescreen format. Supplemental features include an amiable and enlightening director's commentary and a brief "making of" segment. --Donald Liebenson

Memories
An awesome mini-series that holds its own even todayWhile this series contains a lot of 1980s "cheese" ... from bad hair, so-so acting and special effects ... the ideas and the manner in which they were presented to the audience were unique and powerful.
Everyone wonders if we are alone in the Universe ... and it is a frightening thought about what would happen if a more powerful race of beings "arrived" at our planet ... would we fight? Would we survive? Or would we follow the path of so many terrestrial cultures ... that vanished after the arrival of a more powerful, or advanced one?
Enchanting

Werewolves Run WildAnd that's just what it is. Squad of British soldiers are on maneuvers in the backlands of Scotland...doing an exercise with a Special Air Services (SAS) Commando unit. Problem is, the SAS unit gets wiped out by...something...and then that "something" starts tracking down the regular army group. They take refuge in an out-of-the-way farmhouse and soon discover they are under attack by werewolves. Even worse, the house they are holding up in is the werewolves HOME and the family wants BACK IN (and likely some raw soldier stew to boot). Its a fight to the finish between the soldiers and the lycanthropes.An SAS officer of the cold-blooded, semi-villainous type turns up as a plot device to explain what all is going on there to the besieged troopies, but he's not much help. He's already been bitten and "turning", so counting on him is a waste of time. And in this household even the family dog (or is he a weredog?) has an bad attitude.Wants to eat some of the entrails of one of his houseguests while the guest still has a use for them. BAD dog!!
So a long night ensues and attrition takes its toll. And things don't look good for the army boys because you can't really trust seeming allies not to "Turn" on you...so to speak.
Bummer.
Okay, you say, its a werewolf movie.Why is it so good?It just is. Watch it and see. I don't plan to sit here and spew off a lot of pretentious I'm-an-oh-so-cool-and-"with-it"-reviewer drivel. No references to this director or that one, or what "statement" is being made. I'm just telling you, this is a darn good horror flick with really good writing, acting, photography, dialog,pacing, and make-up effects. The werewolves are bad-to-the-bone and they'll gnaw on yours if you aren't careful. And gee, they're such REGULAR FOLKS by daylight!!!
So spend your money on this one, people. And do NOT be afraid to do so. Either rent it, or buy it. You won't go wrong either way. You will NOT be disappointed in "Dog Soldiers". I can PROMISE you that!
DOG SOLDIERS CAN RIP PREDATOR TO PIECESCooper is on this mission because he failed the training to become a member of special ops. He deserved to make the team but Captain Ryan thought otherwise. As far as the storey goes Coopers squad find Ryan out in the mittle of no where, his whole team has been slaughtered by something, all to soon the troops soon find out what happened and try to escape, after losing a man and a few injurys they run into a local woman, Megan, she gives them shelter but guess who wants seconds? The soldiers are forced to hide out in a small house in the forest, with howling things doing everything possible to get in. The script is good, the acting is strong and everything else is good as well, even the none computerized werewolves look half decent. Dog Soldiers gets better as it goes on and the final scenes are a reward for watching, especialy when SPOON takes on a Werewolf with his fists and nothing else, i wont say much more because i dont want to spoil the movie. Another great scene is when Joe (a huge soccer fan). and Spoon must leave the house and venture out into the wilderness, i wont bore you with the details but their adventure leads to a horrifying scene where Joe comes across a werewolf eating one of his teammates (sorry, i cant say who).
The Soldiers never leave us thinking they are idiots, once they realize that they are fighting werewolves they know that they can win if they put their heads together and dont underestamate their enemy. In the end DOG SOLDIERS is really an action movie inside a Horror film and because Dog Soldiers was highly acclaimed by veiwers and critics there are plans for both a sequal and prequal. BOY, I JUST CANT WAIT!
Soldiers Vs WerewolvesThis is a low budget film made for a British market. It never got US distribution and really should have. Hollywood was sleeping. They used no CGI to create the werewolves instead they are played by costumed dancers wearing mechanical heads operated by 24 servos. They are very realistic and frightening and caused me to jump a number of times. There were a few bad cuts at the beginning of the picture and a couple minor military inaccuracies but they aren't enough to detract from the picture as a whole. The dialogue is witty and believable and the acting is top notch, making these characters an audience immediately cares about.
According to the director's commentary there is going to be a sequel! I hope that means Private Cooper (Kevin McKidd) will return in the lead role. He was fantastic!!! Buy this DVD you won't be disappointed!!!
But like in my title, Joe Versus the Volcano would mainly go over all of our youths' heads. But it would also seem unusual or even like a low-budget film to those who are passive viewers.