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Lots of fun for fans of Z- grade schlock
Pristine DVD recommended mainly for seasoned WoodophilesPresumably the last major release in the Image/Wade Williams "Edward D. Wood, Jr. Library," Night of the Ghouls looks spectacular on DVD. Williams supposedly rescued this film from oblivion by paying Wood's outstanding lab bills in the 1980s, so the elements are virtually pristine. You have to look really hard to see even the occasional speckle, and the brightness, contrast, grayscale, sharpness, and shadow/highlight detail are simply terrific, especially for a movie of its age and pedigree. The main menu is animated and the DD 1.0 mono sound is clear. Since the picture was never released theatrically there is no accompanying trailer, although five of the usual suspects are included in a cookie. Twelve chapter stops are the only other extra, but for hard-core Wood fans this is still essential. Others reread my cautionary statement.
How much wood could a wood chuchuck chuck?You'll love the girl's snakey fingers. You'll love the 'Mundo-Mundo' voice coming from the spirit-head that can only smile open-mouthed and wag its thick protruding tongue back and forth during seances. If you like skeletons, you're all set. If you like trumpets/trombones and slide whistles orchestrated from beyond the grave, there is that here also. If you like disfigured, wheezing, bullet-headed monsters, this flick's for you.
If you like 19th century, chestnut-haired, smiling ghostesses, hiding peculiarly in warehousey sorts of attic areas of a house, this is also your film. A comical cop alternately plays coward and brave man, as he battles the co-stars he resents the most: the ones who get to wear their street clothes.
I think you need but little more encouragement. Intuition should have taken over from information by now, and been leading you on to a fuller life, brimmed to the bursting with Ed Wood, Jr., and NIGHT OF THE GHOULS.
May be purchased online, or perhaps surreptitiously at a town some miles away, where nobody knows you. Hair dye and a small disguise might help. A young go-between or intermediary might be useful in your stead for such trips, but it would be best if you had something on him first, so as to compel his cooperation.


William Shatner vs. thousands of evil spiders?!! I'm sold!!The 2002 Goodtimes DVD is impressive for this film. I rented this on VHS at a video store that doesn't exist anymore and no one else has it. Imagine my surprise when I saw it on DVD! The film is presented in a Standard screen version only with chapter selection, not to mention great keep case art - Shatner kneeling over a woman covered in spiders! The DVD is inexpensive as Goodtimes DVDs are and if you like it or even think you will, I can recommend it for purchase. The image transfer isn't perfect (there's the odd jump that's in the orginal film most likely), but face it, its not getting any better than this. We're lucky to have it on digital at all! Check out that last shot when Shatner prys the boards off the window and looks out onto the town! Also recommended: Devil's Rain (1975) - Shatner vs. cloaked devil worshipper Ernest Borgnine! Also a DVD cheapie. Film debut of John Travolta as Danny, the eyeless & mute devil worshipper! Tom Skerrit and Eddie Albert decide to join the fight against evil as well! How can you miss this one Other "they're taking over..." films:
Frogs (1972) - Oh no! the frogs don't like us!, Squirm (1976) - Oh wow! It's worms!, Swarm (1978) - Oh no! I've been stung by killer bees!, Them (1954) - Oh no! those are very large ants Grizzly (1976) - Oh dear lord!, that is one giant bear!
Attack of the killer tomatoes! (1978) - Oh my! fresh veggies!
A great bad movie
Way Over The Top.....

WORST MOVIE+[BAD] DVD TRANSFER=(0/5 STARS)
TED DIDN'T WATCH VERY CLOSELY. GOOD, NOT GREAT.
Its graduation time at....Elite Entertainment has given this low budget gem a decent anamorphic widescreen transfer. Although the print has some minor defects, the presentation is overall pleasing. The mono soundtrack has been transferred nicely, although at times the dialogue looping seems to lack a deal of fidelity. Included is the theatrical trailer, which is presented in full screen. There are no other extras to this DVD. The package also tells you that there is no insert included inside (I wish other companies would make that disclaimer on their DVDs so there isn't expectation). A chapter listing is provided on the outside of the case.
It would be nice to see in the future a "Special Edition" DVD of this film with commentaries by the director and cast (many of whom I would imagine would be thrilled at the prospect), still photography, a "behind the scenes" documentary and maybe more audio options ( this film begs for a surround sound mix). Until then, you will be thrilled with this release. Its a true gem in a genre that is pretty much ignored by the DVD producers.


too slow
Decent but overratedThe storyline however is not totally original, so a good film must be made up with lots of action in which it was only in spurts as stated above. In fact, if you watch closely the storyline similarly follows the many zombie films that start with a toxic reaction that wakes the dead (in which after 2 yrs of being dead she, the living dead girl, looks pretty good--I also have to say she is actually goregeous for a B-flick zombie movie actress). Also, it resembles the first Hellraiser in a way where her friend lures peopole in to be killed so that her friend can stay alive. In that case in Hellraiser, the girlfriend/stepmom was luring men to her house and hammering them across the head so that her boyfriend could come back from hell by feasting on the people she killed.
I painfully gave this one a 4 star because it really deserves a 3.5 star for trying to be unique from the other zombie films. The director has to be given 2 thumbs up for trying very hard to make it a slick film in an artistic way. However it loses the 1.5 star because its just too slow and at times it just too forever for something to happen and is only mildly successful in creating a decent storyline.
rollin's most commercial masterpiece

Interesting and intriguing take on the vampire genreThe movie opens up with a narrator telling the story of an alchemist who made a metallic, beetle like device (the Cronos) that when placed against skin, has a scorpion like stinger that stabs the person and injects a tiny amount of bloody fluid. The injections cause the alchemist to live for centuries and only dies when he is in line at a bank in Vera Cruz during an earthquake and is crushed by falling debris.
Some time later, an antique dealer, Jesus Gris (Federico Luppi), discovers the Cronos device in the base of an old statue he has acquired. After wondering what the device might be for, he inadvertently sets it off and is pricked by it's stinger. The whole process of watching this happen is fascinating, and you are never quite sure if there is some sort of living insect inside the enclosure, thanks to Guillermo's David Lynch like photography and editing of the scene.
Jesus soon discovers that he has more energy and feels more youthful than he has in ages. But unbeknownst to him, there is an evil and rich old man, Dieter de la Guardia (Claudio Brook) who has been searching for years for the device. He has tracked it down to Jesus' shop and sends his simple minded nephew, Angel de la Guardia (brilliantly portrayed by Ron Perlman), to get the statue that has stored in it, the Cronos device. When the statue turns up empty, Dieter instructs Angel to get the device at any cost.
In the meantime, Jesus has become addicted to using the device. His young granddaughter has noticed him using it and decides for his own good to hide it from him. After spending time with her he realizes that maybe the sacrifices of the device, such as his wife not feeling as youthful as him, or his greedy and manic need to posses and have control of the device, are not worth the benefits.
The story is not fast paced by any means, but the development of the characters is superb. There are also slow moving scenes with huge amounts of tension, in particular a scene where Jesus is at a party where someone had cut himself and cleaned up in the bathroom. Jesus finds himself drawn to the blood that had dripped on the floor and after slowly considering it and getting his face closer to it, he has his cheek against the floor and extends his tongue and licks up the drops!
I have seen the video a couple times, but it is on DVD in region 2 PAL format only. The video is available in both subtitled and dubbed versions. I highly recalled the subtitles, because much of the dialogue is already in English. Ron Perlmans' character for example does not speak almost any Spanish.
Perhaps now that Guillrmo del Toro is more well known in the US, we will get a region 1 NTSC release on dvd.
beautiful and inteligentThe script is brilliant, inteligent, and the characters are like normal people, they arent stereotypes(something very intelligent and brave)the gag of perlman wanting to fix his nose its an example of that, that helps the movie a lot to achieve that scary mood.
What is better is that Guillermo dignifies the horror genre, he gives also a quality to the film, that even the so called intellectual people must accept that this is a great movie.
The movie moves forward thanks to the story, and uses sfx only when is needed, doesnt need to rely on sfx to be scary, like many recent horror pictures,that cant even do that.
The movie is full of metaphores, and retoric forms for those who like the stylish movies, actually most of the images are poems in themselves.
To finish, if you are a adult with a young spirit you would like it, and if you are a so called intellectual or sofisticated person you would like it as well.
Congratulations Guillermo, you make us Proud!!!!
Del Toro's Gothic Tale of Love, Compassion and Vampirism!!!I'll have to tell you the context I was in when I watched it, for you to understand. I'm Mexican. When I watched this movie I was 15 yrs. old and the Mexican movie "industry" (if you can call it that way) hadn't a reputation for its excellent horror movies.
Cronos is a movie that was released back in a time in which mexican movies were usually flops because of the lack of support from producers, distributors and audiences alike. The movie was released in 10 movie theaters only and only in Mexico City and it was retired because movie owners considered it a failure!!! (How couldn't it be a failure with only 10 theaters showing it? Hello?)
When the movie went to Cannes and won the Critics Week Award, this event didn't change a lot the movie's fortune. I, being an avid film fan and being from a small town called Coatzacoalcos (I dare you to spell it right!)and having read a lot from it in magazines and newspapers had to wait until it's release on VHS to rent it.
It instantly became one of my all time favorites.
You have to understand... Our mexican HORROR movies were of the likes of Ed Wood movies, until Cronos arrived. Ok, I have to admit that there were three other HORROR movies on the seventies ("Even the Wind is Frightened", "The Stone Book" and "As Black as Night" all from the same director, named Carlos Enrique Taboada), but if you watch them today they have lost their FRIGHT FACTOR.
So in a Mexico with a lot of legends and folklore, the complete abssence of HOORROR movies was a curse broken by Guillermo Del Toro a young, fat man from Guadalajara that was an avid comic reader and makeup artist.
If you could read the script (which you can buy here in Mexico), you could read the pretty images that become poetic and that Guillermo handles in a way no one else can.
Poetry and horror mixed? It may sound odd, but it works...
There's a part in which the lead character looks his reflection in the mirror and asks: How do I look? And the writer (Del Toro) answers him:
Horribly.
A great literary scene that you can only appreciate by reading it and then watching the movie again. I swear you can almost hear the writer answering him on film!
The story follows the life of a Jesús Gris (Translated as Gray Jesus... nice game of words, ain't it?) and his discovering of an odd goldlike aparatus. How will it affect his life? Will it bring joy or misfortune? That is for you to find out.
Now... Let me explain something... A lot of people know Del Toro for movies like "Mimic" and "Blade", which I think he directed brilliantly, and I read that an Amazon client complained because on the DVD case of "The Devil's Backbone" (Another Guillermo Del Toro's preciosist film, just number two after Cronos of course, in my list of his movies)there's written:
"Vastly more stylish and frightening than "The Others""
So, he bought it and was dissapointed, because the movie didn't frighten him as much as "The Others" did!!!
Let me say this:
The HORROR genre is not necessarily a genre that will frighten you. You mean HORROR when a film has something, anything involving the paranormal... So, under this parameter, Ghost is a HORROR film. It doesn't scare you but its main premise touches the paranormal aspect. Get it?
So... All this being said...
Buy it! Sit back! And Enjoy!
Feel the security of yous house being torn to shreds...


Excellent Hammer Horror, time to re-release the DVD!If Universal gets around to re-releasing this film on DVD it would be a nice touch to have both the Theatrical release in Widescreen again, and if possible to include the longer "TV version" in Fullscreen on the flip side (of a two sided single layer disc DVD-10) or second layer (of a dual-layer disc DVD-9).
As the first DVD was a movie only version (no extras, not even a trailer) on a single layered disc (DVD-5) releasing the two versions together would make for a fine "Special Edition".
I have purchased additional copies of the original DVD as gifts and would certainly buy a new release if Universal goes the extra mile.
Hammer horror on DVD-get it while you can!!!On the plus side, the picture is being shown at its original 1:66:1 and has not been over-matted like the Warner Hammer releases. The picture is sharp, colors are excellent, considering the age of the film. Grain is only evident in a couple of fades. This DVD is still availabe here and there, but is no longer being produced. Universal was not happy with the lower (and quite fair) price points Image was using for its films. Considering that this is a "bare-bones" DVD (the blood aside) I think Image was pricing it correctly. It is a shame that this dispute ended their contract because I was hoping to see the other Universal Hammer offerings, including "Brides of Dracula", "Phantom of the Opera",(also starring Clifford Evans) "The Evil of Frankenstein" and "Curse of the Werewolf" out on DVD. Well, I will keep on hoping! In the meantime, once you manage to find this DVD, make some popcorn and enjoy "Kiss of the Vampire" with a date. Or give it as a Christmas/Holiday gift and don't forget to include some mistle-toe!! Thanks, CAL
PRETTY GOOD HAMMER HORROR....The reason being the cult are attacked by bats and it's quite effective. Highly watchable.


Why the bad rap?
Karloff Masterpiece!
CAN-CAN

Better than you'd thinkThis movie has the same director as the "I know" sequel. Sarah Chalke is a better actor than Hewitt and can pull of a better story. The plot is treated well, taking some history of the surrounding areas to create a vengeful witch out to kill the descendants of the people who burned her at the stake.
The movie twists enough that the "killer" isn't obvious. I always like a movie that surprises me, and this one did.
I give a three because, well it ain't Halloween, and the movie kind of drags in some places.
Soleil the bi**h!!!
funRated Pg - 13 For Terror Violernce And Frightening Moments
10 Of 10
I Didn't Know About This Movie Until My Mom Rented It For Me Last
Night. Sarah Zultane Is The New Girl In Town And Living In The
Lancaster House. Unbeknowest To Her A Witch Sarah Lancaster Was
Burned At The Stake There 300 Years Ago After Escaping From A
Mental Institution And Murdering Her Ex Boyfriend , His Fiance , And His Fiance's Parents. She Becomes An Outcast And Everyone ThinksShe's A Witch. This Is A Very Scary Movie And I Strongly Reccomend It.


Better than you'd thinkThis movie has the same director as the "I know" sequel. Sarah Chalke is a better actor than Hewitt and can pull of a better story. The plot is treated well, taking some history of the surrounding areas to create a vengeful witch out to kill the descendants of the people who burned her at the stake.
The movie twists enough that the "killer" isn't obvious. I always like a movie that surprises me, and this one did.
I give a three because, well it ain't Halloween, and the movie kind of drags in some places.
Soleil the bi**h!!!
funRated Pg - 13 For Terror Violernce And Frightening Moments
10 Of 10
I Didn't Know About This Movie Until My Mom Rented It For Me Last
Night. Sarah Zultane Is The New Girl In Town And Living In The
Lancaster House. Unbeknowest To Her A Witch Sarah Lancaster Was
Burned At The Stake There 300 Years Ago After Escaping From A
Mental Institution And Murdering Her Ex Boyfriend , His Fiance , And His Fiance's Parents. She Becomes An Outcast And Everyone ThinksShe's A Witch. This Is A Very Scary Movie And I Strongly Reccomend It.


Small Town MutantsOne brother is dumb but super-strong. Another brother has super-senses (and really big eyes), the sister has unresistable powers of sexuality. The last brother, Myron, has all of the brains. He is the head of the family with a head as big as most peoples' torsos. They are also connected telepathically.
Grifters, infidelity and bribery drive a plot that reveals what the Stackpooles are up to in their isolated home. But Myron really hates not being in control and the battle of wills and tortures begins.
With liberal amounts of nudity, sex, and colorful characters this is an enjoyable and sometimes silly horror film that is very light on the blood and guts (although there is some finger breaking). I found it to be quite rewatchable and one of the better thought out Full Moon films. Myron is a wonderful evil genius.
Different. Definately different.Let's face it, people, if you want to enjoy yourself and watch these movies you need a great sense of humor, a willingness to overlook flawed material, and a good stiff drink. Otherwise, you're wasting your time. This ain't Oscar material. This is sit back with your friends, crank up the sound, relax and get ready to laugh your butt off. That's what bad movies are all about. This one will do just fine, thank you.
Funny Movie If You Like Big Headsdo brain operations on people. These poor blackmailers do not know what they got themselves in for. If you like B horror movies then you will like this one. No one in this movie is normal.
Once again Wood wears multiple hats as writer, producer and director of another awful but fun "horror" movie.
The story takes place in the small town of Willow Lake, where in the now familiar creepy old house Lugosi's successor, a mad Swami named Dr Acula (Kenne Moore) is raising the dead from their graves- one of which is a man in a cape with a high neck which is supposed to make him appear headless!- and setting them on juvenile delinquents, kids who do nothing worse than rock 'n roll dancing. Enter bumbling police Captain Robbins (John Carpenter- not the director) to try and make sense of and put an end to the madness, once and for all. But inside the house he has to contend with joke shop skeletons which are seated at the dining room table and possessed floating trumpets that play by themselves; as well as taking part in Acula's seance to raise the dead: the conjured spirit turns out to just be a guy covered by a bedsheet! Wood's attempt at a climactic plot twist is just as awful as the rest of the movie... which is good. Right?
What makes Wood's movies so funny is that he always made them with serious intentions, here he tries to tackle "serious" subjects such as the aforementioned delinquency and road deaths, the results of which are (naturally) inept and wholly innocuous. There are also references by characters to BRIDE OF THE MONSTER as well as several shots from that movie being reused- notably the lightning storm. NIGHT OF THE GHOULS went unreleased for 25 years because Wood couldn't afford to pay the printing lab.
DVD extras includea bio and filmography for Wood, as well as trailers for PLAN 9, GLEN OR GLENDA, BRIDE OF THE MONSTER and JAIL BAIT (which I haven't seen yet). A must-have for film buff and fans of bad movies.