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Questionable Classic.
What is the deal?
Good but not great BavaIt gets weirder. Lisa then encounters a living likeness of the dummy, a guy who kind of looks like Omar Sharif, who calls her Elena! She is very freaked out and flees. However, she is unable to find the main square. She fortunately gets a ride from Francis and Sophia Lehar in a nice classic car resembling a Model A or T. The car makes its way to a large desolate country mansion, where the butler is none other than the dummy-carrying stranger! Not only that, a sensitive young man sees her and also calls her Elena! What is going on here?
"The entire setting is right for a tall tale with a setting of gloom and tradition," says Sophia while at dinner. We have the right ingredients, a dark night, this house, it's all so spooky!" That about sums up the atmosphere for this movie, where things go from weird to weirder, with a murder that starts the ball of madness rolling.
Lisa And The Devil underwent quite a butchering under American hands, where much of the original was cut, with extra scenes with Robert Alda as Father Michael were added to become House Of Exorcism, which was the original title of Bava's film. Never fear--this is the original uncut version.
Also included after the movie are three scenes cut as they were thought to be too explicit for a "mainstream horror film": an explicit sex scene, the more gory parts of a murder, and a bedroom scene. Including these things in the final cut might have spiced things up just a wee bit.
If the love theme to the movie is familiar, it is Rodrigo's "Concierto of Aranjuez," the tune forming the highlight of Miles Davis's Sketches Of Spain. Of the performers, Telly Savalas comes off best as the lollipop-sucking Leandro the butler. Was this a prelude to Kojak, I wonder? This is his show all the way. Alessio Orani portrays Maximilian as a tortured soul, a sensitive young man living under the thrall of death. And yet another sinister role for Alida Valli (the Contessa), best known for coming out in Dario Argento's Suspiria and Inferno. Despite being pretty, neither Elke Sommer (Lisa) nor Sylvia Koscina (Sophia) shine bright, displaying a hollow, antiseptic beauty.
More a psychological, atmospheric thriller like Black Sunday, but not as good despite being in colour. It will take at least two or three viewings for the movie to make sense, and given time, one may like this better, but what a twist ending!


Questionable Classic.
What is the deal?
Good but not great BavaIt gets weirder. Lisa then encounters a living likeness of the dummy, a guy who kind of looks like Omar Sharif, who calls her Elena! She is very freaked out and flees. However, she is unable to find the main square. She fortunately gets a ride from Francis and Sophia Lehar in a nice classic car resembling a Model A or T. The car makes its way to a large desolate country mansion, where the butler is none other than the dummy-carrying stranger! Not only that, a sensitive young man sees her and also calls her Elena! What is going on here?
"The entire setting is right for a tall tale with a setting of gloom and tradition," says Sophia while at dinner. We have the right ingredients, a dark night, this house, it's all so spooky!" That about sums up the atmosphere for this movie, where things go from weird to weirder, with a murder that starts the ball of madness rolling.
Lisa And The Devil underwent quite a butchering under American hands, where much of the original was cut, with extra scenes with Robert Alda as Father Michael were added to become House Of Exorcism, which was the original title of Bava's film. Never fear--this is the original uncut version.
Also included after the movie are three scenes cut as they were thought to be too explicit for a "mainstream horror film": an explicit sex scene, the more gory parts of a murder, and a bedroom scene. Including these things in the final cut might have spiced things up just a wee bit.
If the love theme to the movie is familiar, it is Rodrigo's "Concierto of Aranjuez," the tune forming the highlight of Miles Davis's Sketches Of Spain. Of the performers, Telly Savalas comes off best as the lollipop-sucking Leandro the butler. Was this a prelude to Kojak, I wonder? This is his show all the way. Alessio Orani portrays Maximilian as a tortured soul, a sensitive young man living under the thrall of death. And yet another sinister role for Alida Valli (the Contessa), best known for coming out in Dario Argento's Suspiria and Inferno. Despite being pretty, neither Elke Sommer (Lisa) nor Sylvia Koscina (Sophia) shine bright, displaying a hollow, antiseptic beauty.
More a psychological, atmospheric thriller like Black Sunday, but not as good despite being in colour. It will take at least two or three viewings for the movie to make sense, and given time, one may like this better, but what a twist ending!


Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!I feel I made a good synopsis on this film. That is the trick people will do, to get people to watch their films. Obviously I made the wrong choice on agreeing to rent this. This film was so boring. I can't believe anyone else liked it. I just can't believe I'm the only one who couldn't stand it.
The only good part is the ending. Throughout the movie I was thinking about how stupid I was for renting this. It was too weird and stupid to take seriously. I would assume only a younger child would like this because of how bizarre it is.
Do yourself a favor and rent this on a two-for-one night. I know that I'll never rent this movie again. Even if my life depends on it. It's too much torture sitting there for half an hour watching a movie like PARENTS. I'm just glad I know what it's like now, so I'll never have to worry about renting it again.
I hope my review was helpful to you!
SUPERB !!!
What is real?

A Religion-Based Horror Film Worth WatchingI have found two exceptions to this, one being Stigmata, and the other Steve Miner's Warlock.
Warlock is not terribly original, nor is it incredibly well written, but its sure a fun ride. My biggest problem with the film is Julian Sands playing the title character. We are supposed to believe this skinny, geeky-looking, long haired blond is scary. HA! That's funny. But if you can get passed that the story is pretty cool. Satan's son is sent into the future to gather pages from the satanic bible (which if put together can undo creaton). Along with him comes a 16th century demon-hunter, played excellently by Richard E. Grant. Sands takes residence with Lori Singer and her gay roommate, who is soon killed by the warlock in a most spectacular manner. More killings ensue (including J.T. from Step by Step as a little boy!)
The film combines comedy, action, and horror brilliantly and never lets the audience get bored.
I reccomend this film to anyone looking for a fun friday night with a taste of blood.
inspiring to me
WARLOCK IS A CLASSIC!!!

Bizarre cinematography ruins potential indie classic
"Unseen. Unforgiven. Undead." (3½ stars)Belying its moody black-and-white cinematography (which is one of the movie's strengths), "Nadja" has a lot of tongue-in-cheek black humor. It's rarely scary--unless you count the bad acting and script--and should appeal to viewers who like relatively low-key, surreal vampire flicks. It's not surprising David Lynch had a hand in this movie. He even makes a two-line cameo as the morgue receptionist.
Even after just watching "Nadja" a few moments ago, I still can't recall the exact plot of it, but I'll try to summarize the events anyway. Near the beginning, Nadja's father (Count Dracula) is killed, having been staked by Van Helsing (Peter Fonda), a vampire-hunter. Nadja (Elina Löwensohn) then goes in search of her ill twin brother, Edgar (Jared Harris), who is being tended by his nurse, Cassandra (Suzy Amis), in Brooklyn. (For some reason, Nadja and Edgar don't get along. Apparently, he thinks she's pure evil.)
Before she finds him though, Nadja seduces a young woman named Lucy (Galaxy Craze--is this even her real name?) and turns her into a zombie. Lucy's husband, Jim (Martin Donovan), joins up with his uncle, the above-mentioned Van Hellsing--who is actually his father (weird "Star Wars"-esque moment here)--and they follow a hypnotized Lucy to Nadja's place. The movie then wraps up in Nadja's native land (Transylvania, who'd have guessed it) in a somewhat predictable ending.
While watching this movie, you'll probably notice how practically every character is related, from the two bastard child of Count Dracula to the mousy nurse and her vampire-hunting relatives; it was all a little too absurd. Yet vampire fans should like this one, especially considering all the attractive actors/actresses in it--it's all eye candy. Rated R for some profanity and blood-drinking (including a lesbian menstruation bit); unfortunately, the blurry pixel-vision ruins most of the graphic scenes.
Beautiful!
Motel Hell is slicker but less effective. Former Western star Rory Calhoun plays Farmer Vincent, a country hotel keeper (free samples of jerky at the front desk) whose line of smoked meats turns his customers into unwitting cannibals. The movie's got some genuinely creeped-out ideas (a backyard garden of victims, buried up to their necks?), but the execution is pedestrian and the humor pretty square. Onetime cultural icon Wolfman Jack has a few scenes as a TV preacher, for no apparent reason. --Robert Horton

motel hellwas worthy of a bag of popcorn. I will never look at cabbage
the same way again. It is not a good movie to watch alone.
I watched it alone the 4th time and I could not sleep at all
that night, but I also was having cramps so it could have been
the beans I had for supper. I just hope they don't make a movie
about me someday.
NO ONE BEATS FARMER VINCENTS MEATS!!!A great end sequence with dueling chainsaws and gore!
This DVD is a double feature...containing "deranged" a spin off of the true storey of Ed Gein..the quasy-canibal/ necrophile!
This just adds another star to the rating!
A GREAT FILM FOR THE KIDS!
Deranged is one of the best!

Good News: This Movie is the Best of its Kind!"Arachnophobia" is a suspense movie with all the elements of a classic horror movie: a small town, a Bad Thing happening, a local hero (Jeff Daniels) that nobody wants to believe, a wise professor to help him out, a jolly fellow for plucky comic relief, and a man vs. beast showdown at the end. But instead of trying to scare you with an extremely scary monster or super-human psychopath, this movie uses more tactfull suspense (and a more realistic enemy--there are some pretty nasty real spiders out there). Everyone shakes in their boots waiting for the venomous spider to bite the old guy's toe, because they just KNOW it's going to happen.
If you only buy movies that are really good and plan to watch 100 times, just rent this one. If you are even the slightest sort of movie buff and have ever bought a movie to fill a "gap" in the collection, Arachnaphobia is a fun, ocasionally funny, and creepy movie that uses classic elements with style.
Seriously creepy if you are an arachnophobeThe plot: an expedition team to the deepest jungles of South America discover what they believe to be a new species of spider. On the way back to camp, a gargantuan tarantula hitches a ride on the team's equipment housing, and promptly bites a member of the crew, killing him on the spot with it's deadly poison. Unknown to the team, the same spider stows away in the man's coffin. The exact same coffin is shipped back to a small sleepy little wilderness town, where by coincidence an arachnophobic doctor played by Jeff Daniels has just moved in. The large spider escapes from the coffin and mates with a local spider, creating hundreds of deadly-poisonous baby spiders and mayhem ensues all over the town.
Contrary to the image this all may conjure up, this is actually a well constructed and clever little fim, which instead of the recently avaliable on video and DVD 'Eight-Legged Freaks', uses suspense instead of action as it's main weapon. And it uses it well. Obviously, comparisions between arachnophobia and ELF will be, of course, made, and if i had to make one i would say this is the marginally better film. It is not a spectacular film, and contains little big set-pices or FX, but is heavy on dialogue, suspense and does produce shocks a-plenty. The spiders in question are not huge as in ELF, but tiny and deadly poisonous. There are only a handful of deaths in the film, which may seem low, but a suspenseful film like this does not need gore or action to be scary. As in most horror-type films, it's what you can't see that is the most scary, rather than what you can. This is a film that will have you checking all your dark corners of the house with a long broom handle to make sure they are free of spiders totally, and frightened me when i first saw it, being a sort of low-case arachnophobe myself.
This film is actually hugely different to most of it's competitors in the genre, not FX laden or gore-splattered, but finely set up and crafted. Although it is somewhat wasted on DVD, due to the type of film it is, it is a great addition to any collection and i would highly recommend this to most people, particularly horror buffs or people who, indeed, like this sort of thing. I think arachnophobia is one of the best horror-comedies ever made, being as it is, a scary yet tongue-in-cheek film. Arachnphobia is definately a fine film, and is not too scary to be a family film either, making it a versatile piece of cinema. A word of warning though: do NOT show this to any pople who are very highly arachnphobic, as the end sequence will have them sleepless nights for a long time afterwards.
The best horror comedy movie in years
Originally filmed in 3-D with outrageous scenes of in-your-face carnage, the film is enjoyable as camp horror, but it's equally entertaining as an exercise in pop-art symbolism and socio-political satire. This becomes even more evident from the wonderful audio commentary track featuring Morrissey, a very witty Udo Kier, and the stuffy but erudite critic Maurice Yacowar, whose insightful analyses make it clear that this is surely not a typical horror film. It's trashy but exquisite, and quite worthy of inclusion in the Criterion Collection. Once you've seen this, you simply must move on to its companion film, Blood for Dracula. --Jeff Shannon

29 YEARS LATER....
Exquisite TrashBasic premise-- Frankenstein lives in a nondescript east european castle with his wife/sister/baroness (who enjoys taking extensive rides in a shetland pony driven carriage), 2 damien-esque children, & a manservant Igor... in his lab he is constructing the ultimate male & female super humans from the best body parts of several subjects... frankenstein is in need of a head for his male monster, but unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how your mind works) the head he picks is that of a would-be monk with a propensity to admiring joe dellesandro's buns.. and so the fun begins...
best lines --
Frankenstein: "two women--he must be very powerful", "there he comes", "KISS HIM!", "my wife... my seestah" --
The baroness : "what's goin on here"(spoken as a line straight out of a 70s porn flick), "how DARE you... you TRASH" --
Monique van Vooren, i am now convinced, was born to play the baroness-- and it must be, because i haven't seen her in anything else -- she is arguably the campiest female lead in film history, though elizabeth berkeley in "showgirls" runs a close second (and i would gladly argue such matters with anyone who's brain is warped enough to be concerned with such issues)
And the two demon children are perfectly twisted, and I especially like the scene with the bats (I can almost see the nylon strings)--
No particular explanation as to why igor freaks out at the end
I recommend watching this in an altered state of mind, though be forewarned- if you are not in the right frame of mind, you might have a bad trip... otherwise you will be laughing till it hurts
just the scene with the stitches still freaks me out (snip, snip, snip)ugh-- i think they may have edited that out of some versions -- it's still pretty sickening, even by today's standards (or maybe i was just too toasted):)
FIVE FAB STARS
a joy

The "one-star" is for the "REVIEWS"Okay... so everybody's going ga-ga over this "Stephen Cloud" guy, whoever dahell he is.
Okay... so everybody's jamming about how great a movie this is and how much it "rocks."
Okay... so everybody and their house cat are "recommending" it.
Okay... fine. Just one question:
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL THE MOVIE IS ABOUT!!!!
Accolades mean NOTHING if the "rest of us" have absolutely NO IDEA what the story is! Imagine if everyone dumped heaps of praise on the movie "DEEP THROAT," then someone went into to it with the idea that it was probably going to be a movie about the Nixon/Watergate leak, because nobody bothered to mention anything about the film's plot or content. That's the situation we have here.
So "HALLOW'S END" is a "horror" movie. Okay, but that's "ALL" the "rest of us" know about it until somebody breaks the pattern and tells "the rest of us" a little something about the movie itself other than "Stevie Clod is soooooo HOT!"
STEPHEN CLOUD IS DAMN COOL!
Hallow's End is way better than the peons are giving credit.

UninterestingAside from bland to melodramatic to horrible acting, the beginning of the film, while it explains and give us an idea of the main characters, it does it too much, adding useless scenes that could have been taken out or done more "to the point". If the exposition is TOO MUCH of an exposition, in other words, if the begining of the movie throws in your face the characters and who they are, being all too well aware that that's all it's there for, it becomes boring. The begining, should, in my opinion, not only give us a well-rounded look of the main characters (and ONLY the main characters - lest you spread yourself or the script too thinly) but be in some way related to the rest of the film. In Habit, this is not true. I was too much aware that the first 20 minutes was simply to get the characters, their motivations, etc. out of the way, so that you could understand them, which is fine. The problem, really, for me, is that it's done in a way that does NOT set the mood for the rest of the film and does NOT introduce anything of real interest. About 5 minutes of the first 20 minutes was really necessary.
Basically, they movie should have started about 15 minutes after it actually did.
I DID force myself to watch the entire movie, but as another reviewer noted, the tone throughout the film it bland and monotonous.
In a league of it's on!...Not Horror ..A Sick Love Story!Arish
Whoa - hooked me in immediately.