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The Texas Chainsaw non Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Joker
Not a major improvement over regular editionMy issue is with the dysfunctional packaging (the outer plastic sleeve fell apart completely my first time opening it). There was a quick change to the packaging about two weeks after its release, but that doesn't do much for those loyal fans that purchased it the day it hit the market.
There is also a lack of extras above and beyond the last edition. Sure, a commentary is nice but where is the making of featurette?! Don't be fooled by the "Anatomy of a Movie" segment, it's a novel concept, but it's really just a bunch of raw footage -- for anyone that has ever made a film before it's nothing new.
This is probably the best edition we'll get for another five years or so, and it's not bad. Maybe next time they'll do this film the complete justice that it deserves.


The Texas Chainsaw non Massacre1. The plot, dumb kids bump into dumber killers.
2. Stupid kids pick up a hitchicker who looks like paedophile.
3. Dumb girl just screams throughout the movie.
4. Dumb fat wheel chair bound guy dies so unconvincingly, even worse when I look at it now.
5. Dumbest camera angles in movie history.
6. This is just plain dumb.
Why do people call this a classic, I would agree this could be considered as a classic example on how not to make a movie, this is no great movie. Ok lets take into consideration the year was 1974 no body had ever seen a movie like this before, but wait, wasn't Night Of The Livingdead made before this? That was low budget but however is a masterpiece with a great story and interesting characters. Gore alone cannot save this movie because it hasn't got any.
The Texas Chainsaw Joker
Not a major improvement over regular editionMy issue is with the dysfunctional packaging (the outer plastic sleeve fell apart completely my first time opening it). There was a quick change to the packaging about two weeks after its release, but that doesn't do much for those loyal fans that purchased it the day it hit the market.
There is also a lack of extras above and beyond the last edition. Sure, a commentary is nice but where is the making of featurette?! Don't be fooled by the "Anatomy of a Movie" segment, it's a novel concept, but it's really just a bunch of raw footage -- for anyone that has ever made a film before it's nothing new.
This is probably the best edition we'll get for another five years or so, and it's not bad. Maybe next time they'll do this film the complete justice that it deserves.


The Texas Chainsaw non Massacre1. The plot, dumb kids bump into dumber killers.
2. Stupid kids pick up a hitchicker who looks like paedophile.
3. Dumb girl just screams throughout the movie.
4. Dumb fat wheel chair bound guy dies so unconvincingly, even worse when I look at it now.
5. Dumbest camera angles in movie history.
6. This is just plain dumb.
Why do people call this a classic, I would agree this could be considered as a classic example on how not to make a movie, this is no great movie. Ok lets take into consideration the year was 1974 no body had ever seen a movie like this before, but wait, wasn't Night Of The Livingdead made before this? That was low budget but however is a masterpiece with a great story and interesting characters. Gore alone cannot save this movie because it hasn't got any.
The Texas Chainsaw Joker
Not a major improvement over regular editionMy issue is with the dysfunctional packaging (the outer plastic sleeve fell apart completely my first time opening it). There was a quick change to the packaging about two weeks after its release, but that doesn't do much for those loyal fans that purchased it the day it hit the market.
There is also a lack of extras above and beyond the last edition. Sure, a commentary is nice but where is the making of featurette?! Don't be fooled by the "Anatomy of a Movie" segment, it's a novel concept, but it's really just a bunch of raw footage -- for anyone that has ever made a film before it's nothing new.
This is probably the best edition we'll get for another five years or so, and it's not bad. Maybe next time they'll do this film the complete justice that it deserves.


YOUR GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!2 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED (CASEY AND STEVE) IN A GRUESOME WAY!!!
SO THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL THERE ARE REPORTERS, COPS, ETC....
THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHOS NEXT!!!
DIRECTED BY WES CRAVEN (NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, SHOCKER, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS)
GREAT CAST!!!
Not very scary but definitly not a bad movie
Redefined HorrorSydney Prescott is in highschool, with a boyfriend, friends, and a good dad, but things go wrong when her class mates turn up slaughtered. Soon, Sydney finds herself in the middle of a brutal killer, who turns out to be the one person closest to her, her boyfriend and his best friend. They blame Sydneys mother for sleeping with his father, and breaking up the family. And now Billy wants revenge.
This moive has so many twists and turns and scares, it has to be one of the best slasher flicks out there. When you bring up the topic of slasher movies, Scream will undoubtidly be in that disscusion sooner or later. Wes Craven did a great job and produced 2 more good sequals, to make one of the most populare trilogys ever.


YOUR GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!2 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED (CASEY AND STEVE) IN A GRUESOME WAY!!!
SO THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL THERE ARE REPORTERS, COPS, ETC....
THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHOS NEXT!!!
DIRECTED BY WES CRAVEN (NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, SHOCKER, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS)
GREAT CAST!!!
Not very scary but definitly not a bad movie
Redefined HorrorSydney Prescott is in highschool, with a boyfriend, friends, and a good dad, but things go wrong when her class mates turn up slaughtered. Soon, Sydney finds herself in the middle of a brutal killer, who turns out to be the one person closest to her, her boyfriend and his best friend. They blame Sydneys mother for sleeping with his father, and breaking up the family. And now Billy wants revenge.
This moive has so many twists and turns and scares, it has to be one of the best slasher flicks out there. When you bring up the topic of slasher movies, Scream will undoubtidly be in that disscusion sooner or later. Wes Craven did a great job and produced 2 more good sequals, to make one of the most populare trilogys ever.

Scream remains the high point of the series--a fresh take on a genre long since collapsed into routine, but Scream 2 spoofs itself with witty humor ("Why would anyone want to do that? Sequels suck!" opines college film student Randy), and delights with more elaborate set pieces and all-new rules for surviving a horror movie sequel. The endangered veterans of the original film reunite one last time for Scream 3, which plays out on the movie set of Stab 3. (It's a trilogy within a trilogy!) With Williamson gone, replacement screenwriter Ehran Kruger tries to mine the formula one more time. It's a little tired by now, and pale imitations (Urban Legend, I Know What You Did Last Summer) have further drained the zeitgeist, but the film bubbles with bright humor, and director Craven is stylistically at the top of his game. As a trilogy, it remains both the most consistently entertaining and self-aware horror series ever made. --Sean Axmaker

The worst of the series
OK....just ok....Sydney is living on her own as a womans crisis counciler, and the 3rd STAB movie is coming out ( what happened to #2? )And she can't be found by her killer ( or so she thought ) and back on the stage of STAB 3, the bodies pile up of the CAST of STAB 3 but none of SCREAM. SO they are being killed in the order they die in the movie ( STAB ) and police believe that it is by someone on the crew. Adn questions come up when they read about 3 different scripts to keep the ending from getting on the internet. SO they don't know which one the killer read, and so goes the story and it is greatly combined with Sydney's long lost brother, who wanted to get back at her for the life she stole from him...so the story goes....
This one was packed with comedy, which I greatly enjoyed. It made me laugh out loud. The only problem is they did not kill off cast from the origional SCREAM. I was thinking, what a great twist if Gale or Dewy, heck even Sydney, gets offed in this one. That would have been fun! But it was still good. I reccomend eithe fo the first 2 before this. But it does do justice to a great series!
Escapist fiction that refreshes!Is simply another instance of allegory - how to cope when one finds themself in a horrible situation: who to trust, how to hold oneself and keep safe yet also face the danger. Luscious.

Scream remains the high point of the series--a fresh take on a genre long since collapsed into routine, but Scream 2 spoofs itself with witty humor ("Why would anyone want to do that? Sequels suck!" opines college film student Randy), and delights with more elaborate set pieces and all-new rules for surviving a horror movie sequel. The endangered veterans of the original film reunite one last time for Scream 3, which plays out on the movie set of Stab 3. (It's a trilogy within a trilogy!) With Williamson gone, replacement screenwriter Ehran Kruger tries to mine the formula one more time. It's a little tired by now, and pale imitations (Urban Legend, I Know What You Did Last Summer) have further drained the zeitgeist, but the film bubbles with bright humor, and director Craven is stylistically at the top of his game. As a trilogy, it remains both the most consistently entertaining and self-aware horror series ever made. --Sean Axmaker

The worst of the series
OK....just ok....Sydney is living on her own as a womans crisis counciler, and the 3rd STAB movie is coming out ( what happened to #2? )And she can't be found by her killer ( or so she thought ) and back on the stage of STAB 3, the bodies pile up of the CAST of STAB 3 but none of SCREAM. SO they are being killed in the order they die in the movie ( STAB ) and police believe that it is by someone on the crew. Adn questions come up when they read about 3 different scripts to keep the ending from getting on the internet. SO they don't know which one the killer read, and so goes the story and it is greatly combined with Sydney's long lost brother, who wanted to get back at her for the life she stole from him...so the story goes....
This one was packed with comedy, which I greatly enjoyed. It made me laugh out loud. The only problem is they did not kill off cast from the origional SCREAM. I was thinking, what a great twist if Gale or Dewy, heck even Sydney, gets offed in this one. That would have been fun! But it was still good. I reccomend eithe fo the first 2 before this. But it does do justice to a great series!
Escapist fiction that refreshes!Is simply another instance of allegory - how to cope when one finds themself in a horrible situation: who to trust, how to hold oneself and keep safe yet also face the danger. Luscious.


Mediocre cinemafication of an already mediocre bookSo, not exactly the kind of story you could make a deep, provocative movie with. Perhaps wisely, the screenwriters chose to make this a horror movie. But I honestly believe they could have done better.
IKWYDLS is your typical teens-make-mistake-that-bites-them-in-the-arse slash-em-up horror flick. Hardly original, but you know, Hollywood is driven by money, and it's not like this film did all that terrible considering what it probably cost to make.
Which isn't to say that they deserve any slack for making a bad movie, because that's more or less what this is: a bad movie. It's only worth sitting through if you're curious, and even then, you might be sorry. Aside from a completely unoriginal story and script, the acting, to say the least, leaves something to be desired. Jennifer Love Hewitt is unquestionably babely, and may be a sweetheart, but she's not a great actress, so the fact that she played the main character of Julie only makes it more difficult to connect to this movie. Sarah Michelle Gellar, on the other hand, is an AMAZING actress, but is unfortunately confined to a rather stereotypical supporting role (and, if you've seen enough horror movies, I don't think I have to tell you how her story arc goes). Don't feel too sorry for her, though; even if Gellar *had* ended up playing Julie, she probably couldn't have done much with the script and wouldn't have won a Blockbuster Award for her performance in this movie. Still... she deserves a lot better than what she gets.
Bottom line, this movie walks the line between mediocre and bad. Granted, it didn't have much to go on, but it could have been better. See it at your own risk.
another slasher movie
Slasher fans are sure to get a kick out if here and there!In I KNOW, a group of high school seniors, led by the ever so lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt, are celebrating their last days before they all ship out to different colleges. Well, as you might guess, one fatal mistake of hit and run changes all that.
Although rather trite as of 2003 standards, I KNOW is one of the more remembered to come out of the 90's resurgence of teen slasher films. Packed with all kinds of "Stupid girl, why are you running that way" moments, and a sort of who cares whodunit plotline, something about I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER still really clicks. The film boasts some genuinely scary moments here and there and the cast (Hewitt, Anne Heche, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillipe, and Freddie Prinze, Jr. in the only role I've ever liked him in) really pulls off what needs to be done rather flawlessly. Though nothing here is very surprising and anyone who doesn't like slasher flicks going in probably won't change their minds after seeing this one, fans of the genre are almost sure to get a kick out of the movie at least here and there.
C+


A new beginning.
WOW!Very highly recommended!
Michael Comes Home In a Sequel That WorksHalloween H20, the seventh sequel in the series, might have met with much the same fate as its predecessors, but that due to a recent resurgance of popularity in the horror genre with movies like "Scream" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer", Hollywood focused its attention on creating a sequel that would have the same slick feel as these other films, while remaining true to the Halloween storyline that Carpenter created 20 years before.
They succeeded.
Halloween H20, with help from veteran screen writer Kevin Williamson (Scream, Scream 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and starring a young, fresh cast of rising talent; Josh Hartnett (Pearl Harbor), L.L. Cool J, Michelle Williams (Dawson's Creek) & Adam Arkin (Chicago Hope) gave the film a fresh look that made it marketable to a new audience of moviegoers. The greatest success of the movie though, was that it re-introduced us to the original heroine of the film, Laurie Strode, by bringing back veteran actress Jamie Lee Curtis to reprise the role that made her famous.
The storyline, which largely ignored most of the story developed in sequels 3-6, continued the narrative of Strode, who went into hiding by changing her identity to Keri Tate. Now the headmaster of a private school in California, a mother to John Tate (Hartnett) and a functioning alcoholic, Laurie struggles to overcome the experiences that changed her life when Michael Myers came after her in Haddonfield 20 years earlier. Her paranoia often gets the better of her, and she sees Michael everywhere-in her mirror, out her window, in her dreams.
When John asks permission to go on a school field trip during the weekend of Halloween, Strode is unwilling to let him go. Frustrated and angered, John confronts her, insisting that her paranoia is inhibiting his growth. Strode insists that she is only being cautious, but John lashes out, leaving in anger. Later he learns that his girlfriend and other close friends are going to remain behind as well, and so they instead decide to have a small party of their own on campus.
But Michael is coming. Having learned of Laurie's whereabouts after breaking into the home of Marion Whittington, (Nancy Stephens (who was featured in the original Halloween films)), Dr. Loomis's nurse, and stealing the file on Laurie Strode, he heads out to where she has been hiding for the past 20 years.
The movie works because it is fresh, hip, and fast-paced. It doesn't meander with long, drawn out, dis-jointed murder scenes like some of the earlier films, but instead deals with the characters, providing a level of depth and understanding that makes the audience sympathetic to their plight. Of course, the audience of these films are clamoring for Michael Myers, and they won't be disappointed. Though the body count in this film is far less than its predecessors, the murder sequences are intenese and genuinely frightening.
H20 really delivers the goods and is a satisfying continuation of the story that Carpenter created with the original Halloween. Featuring a cameo by Janet Leigh, Curtis's mother and star of the original "Psycho", this movie is fun, clever with its tongue-in-cheek dialogue between Curtis and Leigh, and down-right frightening, giving audiences a return to Halloween that might keep the franchise alive another 20 years.


A new beginning.
WOW!Very highly recommended!
Michael Comes Home In a Sequel That WorksHalloween H20, the seventh sequel in the series, might have met with much the same fate as its predecessors, but that due to a recent resurgance of popularity in the horror genre with movies like "Scream" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer", Hollywood focused its attention on creating a sequel that would have the same slick feel as these other films, while remaining true to the Halloween storyline that Carpenter created 20 years before.
They succeeded.
Halloween H20, with help from veteran screen writer Kevin Williamson (Scream, Scream 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and starring a young, fresh cast of rising talent; Josh Hartnett (Pearl Harbor), L.L. Cool J, Michelle Williams (Dawson's Creek) & Adam Arkin (Chicago Hope) gave the film a fresh look that made it marketable to a new audience of moviegoers. The greatest success of the movie though, was that it re-introduced us to the original heroine of the film, Laurie Strode, by bringing back veteran actress Jamie Lee Curtis to reprise the role that made her famous.
The storyline, which largely ignored most of the story developed in sequels 3-6, continued the narrative of Strode, who went into hiding by changing her identity to Keri Tate. Now the headmaster of a private school in California, a mother to John Tate (Hartnett) and a functioning alcoholic, Laurie struggles to overcome the experiences that changed her life when Michael Myers came after her in Haddonfield 20 years earlier. Her paranoia often gets the better of her, and she sees Michael everywhere-in her mirror, out her window, in her dreams.
When John asks permission to go on a school field trip during the weekend of Halloween, Strode is unwilling to let him go. Frustrated and angered, John confronts her, insisting that her paranoia is inhibiting his growth. Strode insists that she is only being cautious, but John lashes out, leaving in anger. Later he learns that his girlfriend and other close friends are going to remain behind as well, and so they instead decide to have a small party of their own on campus.
But Michael is coming. Having learned of Laurie's whereabouts after breaking into the home of Marion Whittington, (Nancy Stephens (who was featured in the original Halloween films)), Dr. Loomis's nurse, and stealing the file on Laurie Strode, he heads out to where she has been hiding for the past 20 years.
The movie works because it is fresh, hip, and fast-paced. It doesn't meander with long, drawn out, dis-jointed murder scenes like some of the earlier films, but instead deals with the characters, providing a level of depth and understanding that makes the audience sympathetic to their plight. Of course, the audience of these films are clamoring for Michael Myers, and they won't be disappointed. Though the body count in this film is far less than its predecessors, the murder sequences are intenese and genuinely frightening.
H20 really delivers the goods and is a satisfying continuation of the story that Carpenter created with the original Halloween. Featuring a cameo by Janet Leigh, Curtis's mother and star of the original "Psycho", this movie is fun, clever with its tongue-in-cheek dialogue between Curtis and Leigh, and down-right frightening, giving audiences a return to Halloween that might keep the franchise alive another 20 years.
1. The plot, dumb kids bump into dumber killers.
2. Stupid kids pick up a hitchicker who looks like paedophile.
3. Dumb girl just screams throughout the movie.
4. Dumb fat wheel chair bound guy dies so unconvincingly, even worse when I look at it now.
5. Dumbest camera angles in movie history.
6. This is just plain dumb.
Why do people call this a classic, I would agree this could be considered as a classic example on how not to make a movie, this is no great movie. Ok lets take into consideration the year was 1974 no body had ever seen a movie like this before, but wait, wasn't Night Of The Livingdead made before this? That was low budget but however is a masterpiece with a great story and interesting characters. Gore alone cannot save this movie because it hasn't got any.