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Two-Lane Blacktop
Released in DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment (25 February, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Monte Hellman
Starring: James Taylor and Warren Oates
James Taylor is The Driver, a car-obsessed racer with stringy hair and a concentration that precludes conversation. He travels the backroads of rural America with his buddy, The Mechanic (Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys), an equally obsessed lost soul at home only in the car or under the hood. They have no names, only designations, and no life outside of their gypsy existence, riding the unending highway in their souped-up '55 Chevy from race to race. After picking up a hitchhiking Girl (Laurie Bird), whose presence breaks the tunnel-vision focus of the two men, they challenge a middle-aged hotshot, the garrulous G.T.O. (Warren Oates) to a cross-country race. Monte Hellman's Two-Lane Blacktop is the most alienated evocation of modern America ever made, an almost abstract study in dislocation and obsession set against a vague landscape of roadside diners and rest stops. Taylor and Wilson deliver appropriately blank performances, only expressing emotion when The Girl sparks jealousy between them. Oates is a glib dynamo constructing a new persona in every scene, as if trying on characters to play as he ping-pongs between the coasts. "How fast does it go?" asks The Driver, admiring G.T.O.'s car. "Fast enough," he answers. The Driver snaps, "You can never go fast enough." These are characters on the road to nowhere who can't work up enough speed to escape themselves. --Sean Axmaker
Average review score:

All cars and no dialogue make these jacks dull boys
After the opening legal boilerplate flashed by, I sat in vain waiting for the movie to start. What I got was adolescent boys of all ages revving their engines and conversing at a prepubescent level. I tried hard to find a theme -- disaffected youth? looking for America in the 1970's? car culture's impact on American culture? -- but to identify a theme in this movie would be grossly unfair to the thousands of movies that have one. Finally, I rescued the evening by playing a comedy from the golden age of Hollywood so I could be reminded that there was a time when acting ability was a requirement of being an actor. Two-lane Blacktop is the movie of choice when you just came home from oral surgery and want to be lulled into distraction and, finally, sleep. For all others, get a lobotomy or get something else.

Slow, But Captivating
I finally saw this last night after having heard so much about it. Yes, "Two-Lane Blacktop" is a slow-moving film, but its essence is very soothing. Perhaps it's the quiet of the open road or the quaintness of the small-town gas stations and diners. Or maybe it's that the simplicity of the protagonists' lives points to a simpler era.

"Two-Lane Blacktop" makes me think of Jack Kerouac's "On the Road."

The acting of the two leads is stale, but their good looks make up for it. You could almost feel the Girl's wanderlust; her character is admirable for rejecting convention in search of a larger life. G.T.O. is obviously in need of pyschiatric help, but the hitchhikers he picks up are fascinating. (It's a bonus that Harry Dean Stanton is one of them.)

See "Two-Lane Blacktop" if you just want to peacefully zone out for a couple of hours.

An Increadable insperasional movie
Two Lane Blacktop is one of those movies that just seems to leave you in awwww it is just great for ordinary movie watcher's I could see the story laging at times but you have to understand it to appreshiate it


Two-Lane Blacktop
Released in DVD by Anchor Bay Entertainment (23 April, 2002)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Monte Hellman
Starring: James Taylor and Warren Oates
James Taylor is The Driver, a car-obsessed racer with stringy hair and a concentration that precludes conversation. He travels the backroads of rural America with his buddy, The Mechanic (Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys), an equally obsessed lost soul at home only in the car or under the hood. They have no names, only designations, and no life outside of their gypsy existence, riding the unending highway in their souped-up '55 Chevy from race to race. After picking up a hitchhiking Girl (Laurie Bird), whose presence breaks the tunnel-vision focus of the two men, they challenge a middle-aged hotshot, the garrulous G.T.O. (Warren Oates) to a cross-country race. Monte Hellman's Two-Lane Blacktop is the most alienated evocation of modern America ever made, an almost abstract study in dislocation and obsession set against a vague landscape of roadside diners and rest stops. Taylor and Wilson deliver appropriately blank performances, only expressing emotion when The Girl sparks jealousy between them. Oates is a glib dynamo constructing a new persona in every scene, as if trying on characters to play as he ping-pongs between the coasts. "How fast does it go?" asks The Driver, admiring G.T.O.'s car. "Fast enough," he answers. The Driver snaps, "You can never go fast enough." These are characters on the road to nowhere who can't work up enough speed to escape themselves. --Sean Axmaker
Average review score:

All cars and no dialogue make these jacks dull boys
After the opening legal boilerplate flashed by, I sat in vain waiting for the movie to start. What I got was adolescent boys of all ages revving their engines and conversing at a prepubescent level. I tried hard to find a theme -- disaffected youth? looking for America in the 1970's? car culture's impact on American culture? -- but to identify a theme in this movie would be grossly unfair to the thousands of movies that have one. Finally, I rescued the evening by playing a comedy from the golden age of Hollywood so I could be reminded that there was a time when acting ability was a requirement of being an actor. Two-lane Blacktop is the movie of choice when you just came home from oral surgery and want to be lulled into distraction and, finally, sleep. For all others, get a lobotomy or get something else.

Slow, But Captivating
I finally saw this last night after having heard so much about it. Yes, "Two-Lane Blacktop" is a slow-moving film, but its essence is very soothing. Perhaps it's the quiet of the open road or the quaintness of the small-town gas stations and diners. Or maybe it's that the simplicity of the protagonists' lives points to a simpler era.

"Two-Lane Blacktop" makes me think of Jack Kerouac's "On the Road."

The acting of the two leads is stale, but their good looks make up for it. You could almost feel the Girl's wanderlust; her character is admirable for rejecting convention in search of a larger life. G.T.O. is obviously in need of pyschiatric help, but the hitchhikers he picks up are fascinating. (It's a bonus that Harry Dean Stanton is one of them.)

See "Two-Lane Blacktop" if you just want to peacefully zone out for a couple of hours.

An Increadable insperasional movie
Two Lane Blacktop is one of those movies that just seems to leave you in awwww it is just great for ordinary movie watcher's I could see the story laging at times but you have to understand it to appreshiate it


The Howling
Released in DVD by Mgm/Ua Studios (28 August, 2001)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Joe Dante
Starring: Dee Wallace-Stone and Patrick Macnee
A graduate of Roger Corman's school of low-budget ingenuity, Joe Dante gained enough momentum with 1978's Piranha to rise to the challenge of The Howling, and he brought along Piranha screenwriter John Sayles to cowrite this instant werewolf classic. Makeup wizard Rob Bottin was recruited to create what was then the wildest onscreen transformation ever seen. With Gary Brandner's novel The Howling as a starting point, Sayles and Dante conceived a werewolf colony on the California coast, posing as a self-help haven led by a seemingly benevolent doctor (Patrick Macnee), and populated by a variety of "patients," from sexy, leather-clad sirens (among them Elisabeth Brooks) to an old coot (John Carradine) who's quite literally long in the tooth. When a TV reporter (Dee Wallace) arrives at the colony to recover from a recent trauma, the resident lycanthropes prepare for a howlin' good time.

Dante handles it all with equal measures of humor, sex, gore, and horror, pulling out all the stops when the ravenous Eddie (Dante favorite Robert Picardo, later known as the Doctor on Star Trek: Voyager) transforms into a towering, bloodthirsty werewolf. (Bottin's mentor Rick Baker would soon raise the makeup ante with An American Werewolf in London.) As usual, in-jokes abound, from characters named after werewolf-movie directors, amusing cameos (Corman, Sayles, Forrest J. Ackerman), and hammy inserts of wolfish cartoons and Allen Ginsberg's "Howl." It's best appreciated now as a quintessential example of early-'80s horror, with low-budget limitations evident throughout, but The Howling remains a giddy genre milestone. --Jeff Shannon

Average review score:

Tone those abs, relax, & get in touch with your Inner Beast.
Note: This is a review of the Special Edition version.

If John Landis's "American Werewolf in London" is the funniest werewolf film, and Mike Wadleigh's "Wolfen" is the grimmest, then Joe Dante's twisted and gruesome "The Howling" is by far the sleaziest---and when I say sleazy, I mean it in the nicest possible way.

"The Howling" is about investigative news anchorwoman Karen White(played competently though underwhelmingly by Dee Wallace-Stone), who in the course of investigating a notoriously brutal serial killer (she arranges to meet him in a screening booth of a porn shop, no less!), nearly becomes one of her erstwhile subject's 'works of art'.

The traumatized White agrees to follow the celebrity Dr. Wagner(veteran actor Patrick Macnee, who brings aplomb and class to the proceedings)'s advice, and decides to take a sabbatical to the Good Doctor's health-spa resort and retreat in the Northern California mountains with her husband Bill (played by real-life husband Christopher Stone). This seems a welcome reprieve from White's high-pressure career, particularly as the most troubling element of our heroine's recollections concern what she thinks she saw of the Killer in the dim and flickering light of the porno booth: a bestial, glittery eyed, fanged creature.

White takes Dr. Wagner's advice, packs herself and husband Bill off to "The Colony", and begins a roaringly good excursion with all the amenities of a high-end health spa, such as mud baths, morning exercises, yoga, meditation, and of course---flesh-eating and howling at the full moon. In the process, you're treated to some pretty raucous bloodletting, a densely creepy and deliciously terrifying atmosphere, exquisite werewolf effects by Rob Bottin (a Rick Baker disciple who later produced the goopey effects for "The Thing"), and gratuitous Kevin McCarthy and Slim Pickens.

Beneath its sleazy and nihilistic modernist elements, Joe Dante's "The Howling" is stoutly traditional, drawing on all the elements from the classic werewolf films: fog-shrouded forests, lycanthropic legendry, a lady in peril, and the voracious appetite of the transformed Beast. Dante has conjured real terror here.

As for the Special Edition, "The Howling" has never looked better, and the 5.1 remastered soundtrack will have you glancing over your shoulder for red eyes in the darkness. The DVD is stuffed with special features, including mercifully deleted scenes, amusing outtakes, bloopers, and interesting commentary from Dante, Wallace-Stone, and John Sayles. You get a Making Of documentary, a promotional featurette, and much more---certainly enough to sate the hungriest Wolf-in-Man's-Clothing.

Some have criticized the characters in "The Howling" for behaving unrealistically: standing rooted to the spot while the werewolves transform for instance, rather than running for their lives. But for me, that adds to Dante's vision, which is the stuff of nightmare. In the realm of Dream, of course, when presented with The Horror Which Kills, none of us can run: we remain frozen with terror, unable even to scream, while the Thing's teeth sprout from bleeding, ulcerated lips, while talons distend from its twisted and gnarled fingers, while the ribbons of hair sprout across its body and its spine grows long, twisted, deformed. While it hunches, and begins its low, throaty, rumbling growl. While it prepares to spring...

We are frozen in fear. How could we run?

THE HOWLING IS ONE OF A KIND!
Story: A woman is getting mysterious calls from a killer and she and her newscast decide to rig her up with a wire and go and meet the guy. When she arrives to the place he attacks her! It is so dark that she can't see!!! The cops here her desperate cries for help and shoot the guy. When the cops ask her what happened she can't seem to remember a single thing! Her phsyciatrist/docter tells her that she should go up to the country to a place called the colony. Little does she know that the colony is really a group of werewolves!!! She soon discovers the secret and figures out the guy that attaked her is part of the colony!!!

One Terrifying Discovery
The Howling was made in 1981 by Joe Dante and became an instant horror classic. Having just bought the film on the Special Editon DVD without previously seeing it, I myself could see why this movie has molded into horror history.

Dee Wallace is amazing as the well known tv reporter Karen White. Christopher Stone is great as her, cautious and scared for his beloved wife, husband. The supporting cast is also extremely effective, yet I do not recognize their names...This DVD is fantastic. This is the second DVD version of The Howling, this Special Edition one being a must have DVD for all collecters. Buy this movie. Its amazingly effective and sends endless chills throughout your body.


The Howling (Special Edition)
Released in DVD by MGM/UA Video (26 August, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Joe Dante
Starring: Dee Wallace-Stone and Patrick Macnee
A graduate of Roger Corman's school of low-budget ingenuity, Joe Dante gained enough momentum with 1978's Piranha to rise to the challenge of The Howling, and he brought along Piranha screenwriter John Sayles to cowrite this instant werewolf classic. Makeup wizard Rob Bottin was recruited to create what was then the wildest onscreen transformation ever seen. With Gary Brandner's novel The Howling as a starting point, Sayles and Dante conceived a werewolf colony on the California coast, posing as a self-help haven led by a seemingly benevolent doctor (Patrick Macnee), and populated by a variety of "patients," from sexy, leather-clad sirens (among them Elisabeth Brooks) to an old coot (John Carradine) who's quite literally long in the tooth. When a TV reporter (Dee Wallace) arrives at the colony to recover from a recent trauma, the resident lycanthropes prepare for a howlin' good time.

Dante handles it all with equal measures of humor, sex, gore, and horror, pulling out all the stops when the ravenous Eddie (Dante favorite Robert Picardo, later known as the Doctor on Star Trek: Voyager) transforms into a towering, bloodthirsty werewolf. (Bottin's mentor Rick Baker would soon raise the makeup ante with An American Werewolf in London.) As usual, in-jokes abound, from characters named after werewolf-movie directors, amusing cameos (Corman, Sayles, Forrest J. Ackerman), and hammy inserts of wolfish cartoons and Allen Ginsberg's "Howl." It's best appreciated now as a quintessential example of early-'80s horror, with low-budget limitations evident throughout, but The Howling remains a giddy genre milestone. --Jeff Shannon

Average review score:

Tone those abs, relax, & get in touch with your Inner Beast.
Note: This is a review of the Special Edition version.

If John Landis's "American Werewolf in London" is the funniest werewolf film, and Mike Wadleigh's "Wolfen" is the grimmest, then Joe Dante's twisted and gruesome "The Howling" is by far the sleaziest---and when I say sleazy, I mean it in the nicest possible way.

"The Howling" is about investigative news anchorwoman Karen White(played competently though underwhelmingly by Dee Wallace-Stone), who in the course of investigating a notoriously brutal serial killer (she arranges to meet him in a screening booth of a porn shop, no less!), nearly becomes one of her erstwhile subject's 'works of art'.

The traumatized White agrees to follow the celebrity Dr. Wagner(veteran actor Patrick Macnee, who brings aplomb and class to the proceedings)'s advice, and decides to take a sabbatical to the Good Doctor's health-spa resort and retreat in the Northern California mountains with her husband Bill (played by real-life husband Christopher Stone). This seems a welcome reprieve from White's high-pressure career, particularly as the most troubling element of our heroine's recollections concern what she thinks she saw of the Killer in the dim and flickering light of the porno booth: a bestial, glittery eyed, fanged creature.

White takes Dr. Wagner's advice, packs herself and husband Bill off to "The Colony", and begins a roaringly good excursion with all the amenities of a high-end health spa, such as mud baths, morning exercises, yoga, meditation, and of course---flesh-eating and howling at the full moon. In the process, you're treated to some pretty raucous bloodletting, a densely creepy and deliciously terrifying atmosphere, exquisite werewolf effects by Rob Bottin (a Rick Baker disciple who later produced the goopey effects for "The Thing"), and gratuitous Kevin McCarthy and Slim Pickens.

Beneath its sleazy and nihilistic modernist elements, Joe Dante's "The Howling" is stoutly traditional, drawing on all the elements from the classic werewolf films: fog-shrouded forests, lycanthropic legendry, a lady in peril, and the voracious appetite of the transformed Beast. Dante has conjured real terror here.

As for the Special Edition, "The Howling" has never looked better, and the 5.1 remastered soundtrack will have you glancing over your shoulder for red eyes in the darkness. The DVD is stuffed with special features, including mercifully deleted scenes, amusing outtakes, bloopers, and interesting commentary from Dante, Wallace-Stone, and John Sayles. You get a Making Of documentary, a promotional featurette, and much more---certainly enough to sate the hungriest Wolf-in-Man's-Clothing.

Some have criticized the characters in "The Howling" for behaving unrealistically: standing rooted to the spot while the werewolves transform for instance, rather than running for their lives. But for me, that adds to Dante's vision, which is the stuff of nightmare. In the realm of Dream, of course, when presented with The Horror Which Kills, none of us can run: we remain frozen with terror, unable even to scream, while the Thing's teeth sprout from bleeding, ulcerated lips, while talons distend from its twisted and gnarled fingers, while the ribbons of hair sprout across its body and its spine grows long, twisted, deformed. While it hunches, and begins its low, throaty, rumbling growl. While it prepares to spring...

We are frozen in fear. How could we run?

THE HOWLING IS ONE OF A KIND!
Story: A woman is getting mysterious calls from a killer and she and her newscast decide to rig her up with a wire and go and meet the guy. When she arrives to the place he attacks her! It is so dark that she can't see!!! The cops here her desperate cries for help and shoot the guy. When the cops ask her what happened she can't seem to remember a single thing! Her phsyciatrist/docter tells her that she should go up to the country to a place called the colony. Little does she know that the colony is really a group of werewolves!!! She soon discovers the secret and figures out the guy that attaked her is part of the colony!!!

One Terrifying Discovery
The Howling was made in 1981 by Joe Dante and became an instant horror classic. Having just bought the film on the Special Editon DVD without previously seeing it, I myself could see why this movie has molded into horror history.

Dee Wallace is amazing as the well known tv reporter Karen White. Christopher Stone is great as her, cautious and scared for his beloved wife, husband. The supporting cast is also extremely effective, yet I do not recognize their names...This DVD is fantastic. This is the second DVD version of The Howling, this Special Edition one being a must have DVD for all collecters. Buy this movie. Its amazingly effective and sends endless chills throughout your body.


Child's Play 2
Released in DVD by Universal Studios (07 October, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: John Lafia
Starring: Alex Vincent and Jenny Agutter
Average review score:

Sorry Jack Chucky is back
The 2nd edition of the series chucky is back when a power storm comes in and hits a factory and somehow Charles soul went into a new chuck doll.To my thoughs I think childs play 2 is the best in the series.Chucky gets back at everyone andhe is after andy once again.This suspencefull movie will make you want to watch it again.The ending will send chills down your spine when Chucky died and the rolling creadits start.GIVE A BID OPENING TO Childs Play 3

THE BEST CHUCKY MOVIE EVER
Chucky returns in this sequel to part 1.This one is better than part 1 and 3.the plot is better and Chucky turns more villianous than part 1.Andy lives with foster parents who are nice but strict and also a female rebel named Kyle lives their.so Chucky wants to put his soul into Andy but Andy has to save himself.the music score by Graeme Revell{Idle Hands,Bride of Chucky} is eerie and the best score.and John Lafia that made Blue Iguana makes a suberb sequel.the gore in the movie is a lot and even more violent than part 1.the best horror-comedy.Rated R for Graphic Violence and Gore and Language.

More gore than the first!
Very fun just like the 1st! This does have more gore! Rent this or buy it today! Its great for popcorn and soda! It has humour, comedy, and horror!


A Walk in the Clouds (En Espanol)
Released in DVD by Fox Home Entertainme (04 February, 2003)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Alfonso Arau
Starring: Keanu Reeves and Aitana Sánchez-Gijón
Keanu Reeves is completely wooden in this romantic misfire by Alfonso Arau (Like Water for Chocolate). Reeves plays a World War II vet who hits the road as a traveling salesman and agrees to help a desperate, pregnant woman (Aitana Sanchez-Gijon)--who is afraid to let her father (Giancarlo Giannini) see her condition--by pretending to be her husband. Most of the story takes place in the old man's vineyard, and Arau makes a life of swollen fruit, grape-stomping, sunlight, and tan flesh that looks amazingly erotic. But there are plenty of sillier distractions, such as the sight of farm hands chasing insects with flapping gossamer wings attached to their arms. Reeves is terribly self-conscious, while stalwart Anthony Quinn is memorable as the damsel's benevolent grandfather. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Good movie
While Keanu Reeves belongs to what I call the "Paper Bag" school of acting (namely, that is, what he couldn't act his way out of) this movie manages a sweet charm all of its own. I believe that many people have discounted this film mainly because of its star (who before recently was known more for playing Ted "Theodore" Logan than Mr. Neo "The One" Anderson). While the film may follow the traditional story of two people pretending to be in love and then actually falling in love, it is told in such a sweet manner that it's hard to find fault with it. Even I find myself getting caught up in the emotions of the film. This movie is filled with humor, drama and in the end makes a nice romantic film. However, if you're looking for hard hitting drama, or extremely though provoking dialogue and plot, this movie isn't for you.

A Sweet, Romantic Film
"A Walk In the Clouds" is a beautiful film filled with love, hope, and overcoming adversity.

The film revolves around a candy salesman (Keanu Reeves) who has just returned from WWII only to realize that everything he thought was so important and true to him before he left were no longer. While on a sales assignment, he bumps into a beautiful woman who is on her way home from college. After speaking to her for a while, he discovers she is pregnant. The bad part is that this lady is unmarried and must face her very strict parents. Reeves' character agrees to pretend to be her husband just for show, but ends up falling madly in love with her.

The cinematography in this film is exquisite. Most of the movie takes place in one of the most beautiful vineyards ("Las Nubes" or "The Clouds" in the film) I have ever laid eyes on.

If you would like to watch a movie filled with a lovely romance and even lovier landscapes, watch this film!!!!!!

Magical, romantic, meaningful.
When I use the term Adult Fairytale, some might think of films like, "The Princess Bride" or "Ever After" but "A Walk in the Clouds" is a more suitable example. Director Alfonso Arau has created a magical story peopled by outsized characters and placed in a spiritual world called the Aragon Estate. The film permits we mere mortals to visit this world, a Spanish style winery nestled in California's Napper Valley. We arrive along with Paul Sutton, Keanu Reeves; a stranger in a strange land.

Paul's background is economically exposed at the start of the movie. A man returns from World War II, hoping to greet his wife whom he met and married just before shipping out. He dreams of a meaningful life, surrounded by a loving family. His small goals are those of an orphan who has had a lonely life and whose ordeals in battle have condensed his wishes to the simple, important things. Sadly his wife, Betty, is more interested in money and its trappings. She has a lot of spirit but little heart or interest for Paul's modest ambitions. He no sooner arrives than he is pushed out the door to earn some money selling chocolates; a job he wasn't enthusiastic about even before the war.

At this point we are still grounded in the real world, although Paul has an unearthly element to him that is hinted at. For example, any soldier that writes a letter to his wife every day, despite receiving virtually no replies, has more than the average dose of hope and optimism. The real world serves as a backdrop for the rest of the film, contrasting starkly with the soft images, haunting score and honest dialogue that characterises life at the Aragon Vineyard. On a train journey to one of his sales calls, Paul meets Victoria Aragon. She forms a bridge, between these two worlds, that Paul traverses in a series of jerks and lurches. A run of accidents result in Paul volunteering to help the beautiful but miserable young woman. I'm certain these accidents represent fate taking a hand in the lives of two who are destined for love.

Victoria is played by Aitana Sanchez-Gijon in her first English speaking role. Victoria's problem, being unmarried and pregnant, is magnified by having to face a traditionalist family and a strict and passionate father, Alberto. The solution seems obvious to the chivalrous Paul. He suggests playing the part of her husband, a man who fears responsibility and will soon leave her. In this way Paul hopes her honour will be maintained in the eyes of her family and any bitterness will, instead, fall on his absent shoulders. It is a good plan, only complicated in execution by the couple's growing love and Paul's desire for the rich family life that Victoria takes for granted. The turning point seems to come during a family ritual, performed after picking the harvest. All the married women are enticed into a large wooden vat to crush the grapes. This prosaic activity is actually a lusty and sensual attempt to harness the ancient powers of some fertility god. Not even Paul can stand against Victoria's almost unwitting seduction. This is truly one of the sexiest pieces of footage I can remember seeing; and all without resorting to nudity or the sharing of body fluids.

Another rope around Paul's neck is the family's patriarch, Don Pedro Aragón, played with amazing assurance and grace by Anthony Quinn. Don Pedro seems to see through all deceptions, going straight to the heart of the matter. He guides, prods and manipulates Paul to discover, and even pursue, his love of Victoria. In fact if I have any criticism of the film it is that next to Anthony Quinn, Keanu seems like a wooden doll, particularly during the preparations for the drunken serenade. But even this seems appropriate for Paul's character, so inexperienced in the ways of family.

Several Journeys take place in the film; Paul's path from orphanage to family, Victoria's reluctant steps from deception to honesty, her father Alberto's change from taskmaster to loving parent. Even the audience takes a journey. We start out wanting to escape our troubles with a little light entertainment and walk away looking inward, trying to decide if we are on a path as fulfilling as that of Paul and the Aragón family. "A Walk in the Clouds" clearly rejects mindless materialism, a philosophy mirrored by Paul's war-bride rejecting him. Instead we are asked to believe that family, honest labour and honour make up the soil our soul should take root in. We may not all have root stock as steeped in tradition as the Aragon's but like Paul, perhaps we will have the sense to recognise rich earth when we see it.


Big Fat Liar
Released in DVD by Umvd (06 January, 2004)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Shawn Levy
Starring: Frankie Muniz and Amanda Bynes
Pitting kids against grown-ups has always been a reliable source of comedy, and Big Fat Liar indulges the "smart kid vs. dumb adult" fantasy with infectious enthusiasm. In this case it's Frankie Muniz from TV's Malcolm in the Middle, playing a Michigan eighth-grader whose penchant for lying results in parental scorn when he claims that a Hollywood movie mogul (ace character actor Paul Giamatti) has stolen the kid's hastily written English essay and turned it into his upcoming summer blockbuster. The kid only wants to prove his honesty and recruits his girlfriend (spunky TV star Amanda Bynes) to beat the honcho on his Hollywood turf. Elaborate practical jokes and slapstick gags turn this kid stuff (scripted and produced by two former child stars) into an enjoyable send-up of Hollywood absurdity. When combined with Giamatti's mastery of slow-burning megalomania, the show-biz in-jokes and Home Alone-style anarchy make this a harmless diversion for the young and young-at-heart. --Jeff Shannon
Average review score:

A 3 star twist.
I thought this movie would be dumber then it turned out to be. I think Amanda Bynes and Frankie Muniz did a good job. The plot was strange but it all worked out in the end. This movie really a 3.5 but ... Oh well. This was fun-packed and predicable ... as I say again. But most movies are (if you've read my other reviews you'll understand) However, I wouldn't buy this movie because it may not be a waste of time - but it would be a waste of money if you don't wait till it comes on sale for 10 dollars. (Oh, its gonna happen one day!) But if you rent it you can watch it and then see wether you like it or not! :)

good family fun
Frankie Muniz stars as Jason Shepherd, an eighth grader who simply can't ever tell the truth. The opening scene of the film finds him getting to school late (after lying to his parents two or three times) working his way into the classroom through the window (with the help of friend Amanda Bynes) and then lying to his teacher about the reason he does not have his assignment. He spent all night at the hospital with his ailing father. Daddy couldn't figure out how to chew a meatball. He even has the teacher call a phone number to confirm it and lies his way through that as well. (The phone number was his cell phone)

Naturally, the teacher meets his parents later that day and gives him one chance to re do the paper. He does it, is on the way to deliver it, and hits the limo of movie producer Marty Wolf (Paul Giamatti). Wolf ends up with the story, makes a movie about it, and Jason now can't convince his parents that he wrote the story.

This movie works primarily because Muniz is charming on the screen. It's essentially adults against kids, with Giamatti really taking a beating. He spends a large amount of the film dyed blue from head to toe because of some pranks the two teens pull on him. He has made some enemies of some adults as well, stepping on them while he has gotten to the top. When they find out the kids are after him, they all want a piece.

I also liked Amanda Bynes. This is the first thing I have seen her in and she does a great job. She sticks by Jason and helps him whenever things look bleak. Watch also for a cameo by Jaleel White, the former star "Urkel". He's grown up and plays off his earlier success nicely.

This movie will mostly appeal to the teen generation. It's silly fun, but harmless as well. With the number of movies targeted at teens these days that are so sexually charged, this one is just good clean fun. I recommend it.

two thumbs up!! FUNNNY
Big Fat Liar is ver, very good. It's pure funny. To taught a big fat liar a lesson, our main character had a lot of different punishments. He is smart, cool and the king of liar. Not only did he taught others a lesson but also taught himself. At the end he regain his father's trust. Nice Ha.


Demolition Man
Released in DVD by Warner Studios (03 June, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Marco Brambilla
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, and Sandra Bullock
Searching for new directions, Sylvester Stallone starred in this farcical, 1993 SF piece about an ex-cop (Stallone) freed from 36 years of forced hibernation to help catch a criminal (Wesley Snipes) who released himself from a similar incarceration. The futuristic story finds Los Angeles a sea of Taco Bells and enforced peace, and within that satiric overview Stallone's character becomes a gun-toting fish out of water. The film plays like a live-action cartoon, and while there is nothing particularly wrong with that, Demolition Man is a rather flat experience. The irony of a peaceable society that both requires and despises its bloody saviors has been captured far more profoundly in movies like Dirty Harry. Sandra Bullock costars. The DVD release has optional full-screen and widescreen presentations, production notes, theatrical trailer, Dolby sound, optional Spanish soundtrack, and optional French and Spanish subtitles. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Great Comic Adventure
This is one of the best action comedies ever produced. It features an all-star cast, with detective John Spartan played by Sylvester Stallone, his arch enemy Simon Phoenix is portrayed by Wesley Snipes, Stallone's love interest (the lovely Lenina Huxley) of course is played by Sandra Bullock, and if you look closely enough you'll even see Jesse "The Body" Ventura running around as a cryocon.

Stallone plays a detective from 1996 known affectionately as the "Demolition Man", who finally puts away Snipes after years of work. Phoenix has the last laugh though, and Spartan is locked away as well for a crime he never committed. 36 years later, Phoenix escapes from cryoprison and John Spartan is thawed out to reluctantly attempt to reapprehend his old foe.

This movie is packed with the great action scenes you expect to see from Stallone and Snipes, but what really sells it is the comedy. The movie never takes itself too seriously, and scenes like Simon Phoenix in the museum or the information booth, and John Spartan putting the moves on Lenina Huxley get laughs that would make Adam Sandler green. "Demolition Man" is just great entertainment as well as an old personal favorite, and it's obvious that the cast had a blast making it.

One of Stallone's best!
Demolition Man is a fun experience. It's idea of the future is inventive and original and also extremely funny. Stallone stars as John Spotten a cop who is framed by a deadly criminal Simon Phoenix. They both get a frozen inprisonment. Phoenix escapes while having a hearing years and years later into the future and Spotten gets thored out to stop him. The future cops need Spotten because they aren't used to dealing with violent criminals because there's zero violence in the future.

It's very funny when Stallone finds out there's no toilet paper in the future and these things called the 3 sea shells in place of them. It's also funny when he gets invited to a high class dinner....at Taco Bell. Stallone surprisingly enough handles the comedy very well. Sandra Bullock is extremely cute as Spotten's partner who unlike the other cops of the future is dieing for some action. Wesley Snipes is a lot of fun as well as the crazy Phoenix, it's one of his more memorable roles.

Sure the film doesn't know whether it's an Sci-fi action thriller or a comedy but it still works as one hell of an entertaining movie. The whole cast is in top form so that helped the movie even more.

My own comments on Demolition Man
This is a good movie that I keep watching. I liked the
society where they ban smoking cigarettes. I can't stand it when other people are smokers. That would be interesting to have comics on people like Denis Leary's character or any of the cops not shown who pursue Simon Phoenix in a city wide manhunt. I have seen this movie a countless number of times. Especially there it is illegal to crack gum. Now that's rude and annoying. It's even illegal to chew gum in this society. One thing is that they never showed Sylvester Stallone vs. Jesse "The Body" Ventura just like we saw Arnold Schwarzenegger take on Jesse Ventura in the Running Man. They should have prequel and sequel books and comics.


Star Trek - The Original Series, Vol. 1, Episodes 2 & 3: Where No Man Has Gone Before/ The Corbomite Maneuver
Released in DVD by Paramount Studio (17 August, 1999)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: James Goldstone, Murray Golden, Herb Wallerstein, Gene Nelson, Jud Taylor, John Newland, Vincent McEveety, James Komack, Robert Sparr, and Harvey Hart
This first DVD volume of episodes from the original Star Trek begins with a show that saved the series even before it launched. "Where No Man Has Gone Before" was actually the second Trek pilot produced by Gene Roddenberry after NBC rejected "The Cage" (now a subject of cult fascination). A retooled cast now included William Shatner as Captain James R. Kirk (the middle initial T came later), Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock, George Takei as Ensign Sulu, and James Doohan as Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott. (DeForest Kelley, Nichelle Nichols, and Walter Koenig signed on in subsequent episodes.) A lot of thought went into scriptwriter Samuel L. Peeples's story about a crewman named Gary Mitchell (Gary Lockwood) who has a close relationship with Kirk and some natural ESP abilities. When the Enterprise approaches an energy barrier at the edge of the galaxy, Mitchell metamorphoses into a godlike being with silver eyes, awesome psychic abilities, and a rapidly developing ego. As Mitchell becomes an increasing threat to the ship, Kirk is faced with making a terrible choice to save his crew.

The episode locked in the very character and themes of Star Trek: science fiction stories told in mortal terms, the conflict between relationships and duty, and a strong emphasis on exploring personalities. Lockwood's disciplined, modulated performance was a big plus. (He went on, of course, to play astronaut Frank Poole in 2001: A Space Odyssey.)

The second show in this volume was the tenth to air, "The Corbomite Maneuver." While exploring an uncharted region of the galaxy, the Enterprise encounters a cube-shaped alien probe (a predecessor of Borg vessels?) that Kirk promptly destroys. That action brings the wrath of a spaceship called the Fesarius, which locks the Enterprise in a tractor beam from which it can't escape. The show is perhaps best known for something of a surprise ending when the "captain" of the Fesarius (played by Clint Howard, brother of Ron and child star of TV's Gentle Ben) is revealed. Directed by Joseph Sargent (Colossus--The Forbin Project). --Tom Keogh

Average review score:

Everybody Calm Down!
Paramount will re-release the original Star Trek TV series in season box sets in 2004. Be patient. It's coming.

There are 40 volumes?
That's $800! Who thought of that? Bad! There needs to be a box set! Who would buy all of these? It's absurd! I love the show but I have to give this collection a low rating.

Need Season Series Boxed Sets!
Well, maybe this isn't the best venue for this comment, but since others have weighed in, I will, too: I will not buy ANY of these TOST DVD's until they come out with a season series boxed set (priced in line with TNG; i.e. reasonably). They should have richer DVD add-ons, too (bloopers, anyone?).

Season series releases of TV shows are doing quite well in the marketplace; Paramount is not maximizing their profits by dribbling out two episodes per DVD sold seaparately -- not from me, anyway!

My theory is that they will inevitably release TOST as season series sets -- and finally add in enough extras that folks who bought a scattering of the 2-episode DVD's will pony up for the season sets as well. Shameless money-grubbing, this. Has Paramount been infiltrated by Ferengi?


Dragon Ball - The Saga of Goku - Boxed Set
Released in DVD by Vidmark Productions Ltd (24 October, 2000)
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Director: Daisuke Nishio
These 13 episodes recount Goku's first adventures and introduce some of the main characters from the phenomenally popular comedy-adventure. A small boy from another planet, Goku commands superhuman strength, but he was raised by an old man who taught him to use his powers only to fight evildoers. Goku stumbles onto Bulma, who is trying to assemble the seven enchanted Dragon Balls so she can wish for a boyfriend. The naive boy and the hot-tempered girl join forces to collect the magic spheres. They enter into a quarrelsome alliance with Oolong, the shape-shifting pig; Yamcha, the dashing bandit (who wants the Dragon Balls to wish away his shyness around girls); and Yamcha's metamorphic familiar Pwar. The heroes don't realize they're competing for the Dragon Balls with the pint-sized Blue Meanie, Emperor Pilaf (who plans to use the Dragon Balls to rule the world), and his two ninja flunkies, Mia and Chao. The wild card in the conflict is Roshi, a lecherous old man who is a master of extraordinary martial arts techniques. This version of the comic action series has been heavily edited, which infuriates some fans, but it still offers plenty of elaborate fights and slapstick comedy. "Curse of the Blood Rubies" is a "feature" that consists of recut chunks of the first four episodes on the discs, combined with sections of the "Legend of Shenlon" adventure. The evil King Gurumes is oppressing his people and digging up his once-fertile realm to obtain the fabulous Rubies. He wants the Dragon Balls to wish himself free of the insatiable gluttony that has transformed him into a bloated monster, and will do anything to obtain them, which brings him into conflict with Goku, Bulma, and company. Although the film contains nothing but reused footage, the story doesn't fit into the overall Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z continuity. Rated 5 and older, but more appropriate for ages 8 and up: minor nudity, toilet humor, and cartoon violence. --Charles Solomon
Average review score:

Uncut version coming in 2004, hopefully.
If you are wondering why the first boxed set of the Dragon Ball series is edited while the others are uncut it is because Funimation doesn't have the rights to these first set of episodes (Pioneer has them, I think). According to Funimation, they should get the rights back some time in 2004, and they promised to released an uncut version at that time. So, if you are like me wanting to watch this exellent series from episode one in all its uncut glory will have to wait until then.

First Dragon Ball DVD I ever bought, but not the last...
Excuse my bad english!

I bought this DVD because I have read some of the books and I thought It would be really cool to see If It was as great as the books, IT WAS! There are only two things that bothers me and that Is the fact that It's edited and that there aren't very much fighting In the first episodes (this volume), the real fighting begins in The Tournament Saga!
But It sure Is worth the money, but If you buy this, I recommend you to buy some of the other volumes while you're still shopping, becuase It's really annoying when It ends, you just want more, more and more!

Fun For All Ages
When I first bought this DVD, I was expecting something similar to what I saw on Cartoon Network. Well, I was partly right. There were more parts in the DVD than on the TV show, but the voices seemed a little off. Other than that, the humor was great, and you get the Curse of the Blood Rupies free in this Box Set. I recommend this and other Dragon Ball DVDs as a good way to start watching Anime or just go back to the simpler, more carefree anime.


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