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The Baby
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (25 January, 2000)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Ted Post
Starring: Anjanette Comer and Ruth Roman
It's hard to even know where to start discussing The Baby, one of the weirder and more obscure pieces of '70s film flotsam to come down the line. A social worker (Anjanette Comer) is called in to investigate a family's eligibility for aid. The family members (a widow and two adult daughters) have a baby under their roof--the odd thing is, the baby appears to be 23 or so and still residing in a playpen. The social worker is soon in over her head on the case, and events begin to take on a momentum of their own. The mother (Ruth Roman) doesn't appreciate the woman's snooping and soon goes from standoffish to downright hostile. The movie's climax comes from far, far in left field; it's a real jaw-dropper for even the most jaded horror fan. Roman gives a full-throttle performance as the blowsy, cigarette-puffing mom of the twisted little nuclear family, and her two daughters are close behind, with poor Baby (who has no other name) crawling, bawling, and dirtying his diapers. The scene where the three sneak up and find a teen babysitter breastfeeding Baby (yes, really), then beat the stuffing out of her with a belt is enough to scare the bejesus out of General George Patton. The girl wasn't asked to babysit again, incidentally. TV director Ted Post gives the film a bland movie-of-the-week look which, along with its sunny California climes, somehow makes it even more unnerving. Some may find The Baby offensive, some may find it inadvertently funny, but there's no question that it's a bizarre, uncomfortable movie that's highly recommended for cult-movie aficionados and fans of the depraved. --Jerry Renshaw
Average review score:

Downright disturbing
As the first editorial review of this film states, it's hard to really know where to begin discussing "The Baby." It's a disturbing film on so many levels...and all the ways in which it is disturbing coalesce to make it a really memorable thriller. In fact, this little thriller is so memorable, it may very well give you nightmares for a long time after you see it.

I first saw this film as a child, when it was on the "Million Dollar Movie" one Sunday afternoon. The whole strange story and really unexpected plot twists, as well as its dark and eerie denouement, stayed with me for 25 years till I rented it and watched it again. And 25 years later, "The Baby" still packs a disturbing punch.

Firstly, the whole premise is unsettling. Without getting too much into a plot summary, suffice it to say that social worker Ann Gentry (played by Anjanette Comer) has to determine the Wadsworth family's eligibility for aid. The Wadsworth family consists of Momma (a middle-aged, rough-and-tough, cigarette-smoking, miniskirt-wearing woman played by the redoubtable Ruth Roman), two adult daughters named Alba and Germaine, and one son simply called "Baby" (played by David Manzy). Throughout the whole film, we never learn what Baby's real name is, or if he even has a real name.

In any case, Ann is horrified to find that Baby is actually a young man in his twenties who wears diapers, sleeps in a crib, sucks his thumb and doesn't walk or talk. According to his mother and two adult sisters, Baby was born severely retarded and so never was able to walk, talk or develop normally in any other way. However, as time goes on Ann becomes more and more convinced that Baby is not at all retarded, but rather is a normal young man whose development has been monstrously stifled by his sick family. She becomes determined to take him from his family and care for him herself, and soon finds herself in danger from Momma, Alba and Germaine, all of whom resent what they see as Ann's "butting in".

The second thing that makes this film disturbing is the evolution of Ann's character throughout the film. As the plot unfolds, the viewer begins to gain insight into Ann's true motivations and intentions. After a narrow escape from the clutches of Momma, Alba and Germaine, Ann actually succeeds in taking Baby from his family. Momma, Alba and Germaine trace him to Ann's house and go there, determined to get him back by any means necessary (packing a gun for this purpose). I won't give away the plot twist or ending, but suffice it to say that nice, sweet Ann turns the tables on Momma, Alba and Germaine in a rather...unexpected manner. And this unexpected turn of events will stick in your mind at least for weeks, or perhaps for years.

So, in conclusion, this is a thriller that's definitely worth watching. The acting is really good all around. Ruth Roman always turns in a solid performance, and in "The Baby" she takes on her role as big bad Momma with gusto (including beating the living crap out of a babysitter with a belt when she thinks that the sitter has been getting...uh, shall we say too friendly wtih Baby). The two women who play Alba and Germaine (unfortuantely I forget their names) also turn in excellent performances, particularly Alba, who seems to relish in "correcting" Baby with blunt instruments if he tries to do anything "bad" like walk or talk. And David Manzy steals the show as Baby. You truly find yourself pitying him, especially when it seems more and more apparent that he's a normal person who's never been allowed to develop normally. This is a well-done little film that will definitely unsettle you.

Bizarre-o...Wack-o...Weird-o...!
Anjannette Comer as Bent Social Worker Ann Gentry...SUBLIME!
Ruth Roman as Baby's demented Mother Mrs. Wadsworth...CLASSIC!
David Manzy as the crawling, drooling, diaper wearing "Baby"...MINDNUMBINGLY BRILLIANT!

It's hard to believe this flick played in the theatres in the mid-70's and people actually thought they were seeing a HORROR FLICK! This seems more like an Experimental Art Film...INCREDIBLE non-the-less!

The Babysitter scene was truely twisted...MUST SEE for that, if nothing else!

=^..^=

Classic cult shocker, is worth a watch.
After reading about this wonderful classic, I decided to purchase it. Well I watched it today, and I am not a bit disappointed. Ted Post, who also directs Beneath the Planet of the Apes, also directs this cult classic. Baby is a young man of about 21-26 who crawls, eats babyfood, sucks his thumb, and dirties his diapers. Baby lives in an abusive home, were his mother and sisters would rather see him in diapers his entire life, over growing into a mature adult. One extraordinarily hurtful scene that stuck out to me, is when baby is repeatedly shocked by his two abusive sisters. I recommend this film to anyone with a open mind, but I warn the close minded, this film (especially the diaper change scene) may be offensive to you.


No Way to Treat a Lady
Released in DVD by Paramount Home Video (19 August, 2003)
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Director: Jack Smight
Starring: Rod Steiger, Lee Remick, and George Segal
Average review score:

Steiger Is Amazing; Remick Is Stunning!
In addition to the beautiful Lee Remick (who has never been more appealing than in this film), I can give you five very good reasons to watch/buy this motion picture: and all of them end in "Steiger"!

Rod Steiger must have simply loved making this film! He is picture-perfect as the multi-faced serial killer on the loose in New York City.

If you like Mr. Steiger, this is the movie for you.

"DISREMEMBERING MAMA.......!
A TOUR-DE-FORCE for Rod Steiger. Utter Joy! Now, it was originally said this IF this movie was an attempt to bring some humor to [and cash in on] the very, very contemporary Boston Strangler series of murders - then it was quite sick - not so! The situations are purely coincidental. STEIGER is brilliant as the "deranged person" in various and often hilarious guises [including drag]! There is THAT special telephone call towards the end - spectacular! [Steiger stunned the entire crew with this take]. Still does!

George Segal is the detective - hot on the trail [Jewish mother Eileen Heckart in tow] with the cool, lovely Lee Remick as the love interest, and possible victim....

It's a dark, dark comedy about a serious subject - an unmarried Jewish detective! No, the murders intertwine the romance, and with this cast - who can possibly go wrong!

Great double-bill? This one with "Where's Poppa?"

Black Comedy with Dynamic Performances
Rod Steiger followed his Oscar-winning turn in "The Heat of the Night" with this great, little dark gem. Steiger is over-the-top as a serial killer with a penchant for multiple guises. Giving him able support in the acting category are George Segal and the always-lovely Lee Remick. Eileen Heckert is wonderful as the ultimate "Jewish mother," a role that she has almost single-handedly perfected on the stage and in film.


The River
Released in DVD by Universal Studios (07 January, 2003)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Mark Rydell
Starring: Mel Gibson and Sissy Spacek
Average review score:

Mixed bag
Sissy Spacek gives a terrific performance in this seldom-seen "social problem" melodrama. The topic is the plight of the independent farmer, who is much more sympathetic than he would ordinarily be because in this film he looks and acts like international superstar Mel Gibson. The genuine item is not half as pretty, of course.

Vilmos Zsigmond's cinematography is delicate and attentive; Mark Rydell's direction is ham-fisted and silly. The script is pure agitprop, and laughably bad.

If this film can be recommended (and I'm not sure it can), it would be for Spacek's performance.

Gibson Again
Another great film from Mel Gibson.....it would have been so easy to blow the characters on this one, but Gibson pulls it off in what is one of his greatest acting demonstrations ever.

The River wins on all fronts......acting, plot, historical and cultural significance......it's great to see reviews from social commentators and farmers alike......the film has the ability to stir controversy as well as inspire to more human interaction among us all.

Regardless of your personal perspective this one is worth the time and effort to enjoy, then watch again to analyze, and then.....(important last step)....watch again to make sure you remember how much you enjoyed it.

"The River"
The art of farming is by far the oldest, most time-honored tradition. It is the ideal way to make an honest living, raise your family away from the madness of the city and gain self-satisfaction by doing something that really matters. "The River" effectivly portrays the plight experienced by many American farmers during the 1980's economical recession. Flooding, forclosure and overdue bills were just a part of life for those most discouraging and undeniably frightning of years. Farm-friendly legislation has been passed in recent years so farmers can apply for disaster relief, equipment loans and bankrupcy loans. The goal is to keep the Family Farm as part of American culture. "The River" was shot in Northwestern Tennessee near Kingsport, Bristol and Johnson City and also in Birmingham, Alabama. A 400-acre parcel of land alongside the Holston River, in Tennessee was cleared and turned into a real working farm in just four weeks. The flood scenes were produced in conjunction with the Tennessee Valley Authority using a dam upriver which was slated for repairs. The scenery in the movie is absolutly breathtaking. The mountains, fields and river all seem to blend into one big beautiful picture. "The River" was the third in a trio of farming-based movies that year. The other two are "Country", with Jessica Lange and "Places In the Heart" with Sally Field.


Adventures of Red Ryder [Serial]
Released in DVD by Vci Home Video (31 October, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: John English and William Witney
Average review score:

Red Ryder-Memories
These two western "B" movies from the 40's are typical of the westerns of the war years. The second movie, "Cheyene Wildcat" is the best of the Elliott "Ryder" movies. A big plus is Robert Blake (Baretta) playing Little Beaver! Another big plus, is Roy Barcroft as the mean villian. As with all the old movies coming out in DVD, the quality is very good.
If you are over 60 you'll enjoy the memory-if you are under 60 you get to see a time when good triumphed over evil!

ADVENTURES OF RED RYDER
I don`t believe this one ever got to the U.K. when i was riding the range at Saturday cinema. One word. Wonderful. My memories of serials in the early 50`s here in U.K. were Blackhawk. Possibly the best ever. Jungle Girl, Captain Video,SirLancelot,Superman,and White Eagle. Now at almost 60 years old to be able to relive those happy years once again with a serial like Red Ryder plus a TV episode with one of my favorite cowboys Rocky Lane is beyond words.The D V D transfer is very good its a treat to be able to see a good quality picture at last. I`ve had enough of poor quality slow speed video copy`s and as for some of the material some people get away with on the net. I urge you forget the rubbish and go for D V D and make Red Ryder your first choice. Come on company`s lets have some more...

1940's Red Ryder and Little Beaver Volume 1, come to DVD!
Many now only relate to "Red Ryder's Genuine Carbine Action Two-Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle" made famous in the 1983 Christmas movie, "A Christmas Story". This story was about a 10 year old boys obsession with getting Red Ryder's air rifle for Christmas.

Well now, we can all see this famous no-nonsense cowboy and his little sidekick Indian boy, Little Beaver in action. This was a perfect pair & their complete honorable taming of the west.

Red Ryder & Little Beaver adventures dominated the comic strips in the 1930's - 1950's. Late in the 30's REd Ryder came to the screen in a 12 action packed episode serial. Pretty good stuff and a sample coming attraction of this early Red Ryder serial is included on this double feature DVD.

The 1940's Red Ryder introduced the most popular Red Ryder with Wild Bill Elliot and Robert Blake an Little Beaver. This duo went on to make over a dozen Red Ryder movies in the 40's.
This Double Feature remastered DVD Full Screen Black/White includes 2 of thier movies.

An Antonio Kid (1944 / 52 minutes) - greedy outlaws pursuit of the coveted "Black Gold" by terrorizing ranchers.

Cheyenne Wildcat (1947 / 50 minutes) - Red becomes the object of desire of 2 ladies while he & Lil' Beaver pursue outlaws.

This is wholesome fun family entertainment. Red & Lil' Beaver compliment each other and there is genuine onscreen friendship chemistry between them. This is fun stuff. Nice addition to the old western DVD library. Also included is a movie billboard & comic strip montage extra.

Also, now we see why Ralphie Parker from "A Christmas Story" obsessed over Red Ryder!!! Enjoy.


Dragon Ball Z - Majin Buu - Emergence
Released in DVD by Funimation Productio (11 June, 2002)
MPAA Rating:
Director: Daisuke Nishio
Average review score:

The First DBZ Episode With Gotenks
This dvd contains 3 episodes:

Episode 235:Out From The Broken Sword: Gohan has finnaly mastered the Z Sword training. But in an attempt to see how powerful it is, it breaks. It seems all hopes for Majin Buu is shattered, but an old kai suddenly pops up and explains that he was freed from his imprisionent from the Z Sword, and can awaken powers. Then when no one beleives the Elder Kai, he wishes to show his abillites.....On Gohan!!!Can Gohan surive 25 hours of the process?

Episode 236:Gotenks Is Born:Now that the fusion dance has been perfected by Goten and Trunks, they are ready to put it to the test. By preforming the fusion dance, they fuse into two odd forms, and it seems that they messed up. Finnaly, Gotenks is born. But when Piccolo suggests trying it as Super Sayin, Gotenks dissgrees and flies off to fight the Majin Buu. Can the new warrior defeat the rubbery Majin Buu?Or will he be crushed?

Episode 237:Unlikely Freindship: While Goten and Trunks de-fuse and start to obey Piccolo`s orders, Hercule [Also known as Mr. Satan], goes off to defeat Majin Buu, with gernades disguised as chocolates!!!Will Majin Buu, fall for the bait?Or does the champion really have what it takes to blow the rubbery Buu to nothing?

Buu Is Happy!!!A Moment`s Peace
This vhs contains 4 episodes.

Episode 235:Out From The Broken Sword:As Gohan masters his Z Sword training, it seems the wrath of Majin Buu comes to an end! But in a test, to see how powerful the sword has become:IT BREAKS! Hopes shattered, it seems that no one can defeat Buu. But luckily, out from the sword comes the Elder Kai! Telling his story, about how he was trapped in the Z Sword, well, no one beleives him! But now, he`ll prove himself, by unlocking Gohan`s sleeping powers.....In 25 hours!Can Gohan stay awake?

Episode 236:Gotenks Is Born:As Gohan is embarrased by Old Kai, Piccolo is ready to put The Fusion Dance to the test. But turned into a lazy fatso, and an old,skinny dude, it seems that Goten and Trunks have messed up. But finnaly perfected, Gotenks is awakened, with powers, that seems unreachable. But disobeying Piccolo`s orders, the fusion result, goes off to battle Majin Buu! But will he be able too....without going Super Sayin?

Episode 237:Unlikely Freindship: As Gotenks fails against Majin Buu, it seems the two boys must train untill they reform again. As Buu causes chaos, another, but faint hope walks out of his hideout:Hercule! But using chocolate, disguised as hand gernades, and an exploding Gameboy, it seems Hercule is going to be in big trouble!But instead Majin Buu, is now freinds with the Champion! What will happen next?

Episode 238:I Kill No More: As 20 more hours of awakening takes place, it seems Gohan is ready to take a nap. On the Lookout, Goten and Trunks preform another fusion...as Super Sayins! Now that Super Sayin Gotenks is bornm, say goodbye Majin Buu!But ready to show Piccolo his power, the fusion result speeds off. Circling the world about 10 times, Gotenks then goes off to fight Buu, but his fusion wears off, narrowly escaping the wrath of Majin Buu. As Buu finds a puppy, Buu heals his broken leg. But when he tries to scare, him, he find finds that the dog likes him. But when a deadly duo appears,and opens fire on the puppy, it seems that Majin Buu has unleashed an angry monster inside of him!

The DVD version is NOT for kids
If you're looking to purchase this video for children, you should try to find the edited versions. The last episode on this DVD contains a disturbing scene of very graphic cruelty. It isn't the usual slapstick style violence you see in previous DBZ episodes. It deserves a TV-MA rating.


Ghosts of the Abyss
Released in Theatrical Release by ()
MPAA Rating: G (General Audience)
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Bill Paxton, Dr. Lori Johnston, and Lewis Abernathy
Even without its original 3-D IMAX presentation, James Cameron's Ghosts of the Abyss is still an eerily elegant tour of history's most infamous shipwreck. Six years after his original journey to the rusting hulk of the Titanic (where he captured footage for his 1997 blockbuster), Cameron returned to the wreckage with actor Bill Paxton, a team of Russian and American scientists, the world's most knowledgeable Titanic historians, and enough state-of-the-art technology to film the most complete and intimate exploration of the ill-fated ship's remains. Astonishing footage, flawless digital animation, and ghostly re-creations of the ship's final hours are seamlessly combined to orient the viewer at an intersection of tragic past and awe-inspiring present, emphasizing more than ever the sheer scale of Titanic's gargantuan construction. Signs of luxury remain, 90 years later, while the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 (occurring here in mid-mission) place this unforgettable journey into resonant, humanitarian perspective. --Jeff Shannon
Average review score:

Beautiful treatment of Titanic--way too much Paxton!
Visually, this movie is beautiful...I've never seen better Titanic footage, and the movie is woefully too short. I left the theater wanting more.

The ghost-effects of seeing the long dead crew and passengers superimposed upon the wreck, and the 'then and now' shots are chilling.

BUT: There is wayyyyy too much Bill Paxton in this movie, which keeps me from giving it full stars. More Bill Paxton than anyone could possibly want. I realize that Cameron felt that the audience needed someone to relate to, some everyday yokel to go 'wow' etc and be our proxy for the experience, but really, it wasnt needed.

If this ever comes out on DVD I want more Titanic, and less Paxton, please.

Last Chance To See The Unsinkable Ship...
Being my first time watching a movie in IMAX format, I was truly blown away from beginning to end with this movie. While watching Cameron's masterpiece "Titanic" was chilling from the beginning to the end, his work on "Ghosts of the Abyss" was all that and a little more. Being an avid Titanic buff now for over 15 years, it was wonderful to finally see even more of the beautiful "Wonder Ship" that has enthralled generations for over 90 years. Anyone else will be hard-pressed to get this deep into the ship and out-do Cameron and his work, considering the rapid deterioration of the vessel. We will never again get the opportunity to see into this Edwardian time capsule the same way again, and we have James Cameron to thank for this awe-inspiring ride.

Ghosts of the Abyss
Ghosts of the Abyss is a documentary filmed in 3D for IMAX theaters. It takes you down to the actual Titanic site at the bottom of the ocean. It was done by James Cameron, who directed the Titanic movie, but this is pure exploration. They take you to the rooms and places and show you glimpses of the people who were there. The 3D is really what makes it. You feel like you are there. I really liked the way they would merge computer animation with the image to give you an idea of what it used to look like that enables you to really see and appreciate what it looks like now. If you're into the history of the ship, be sure to check it out.


Hooper
Released in DVD by Warner Studios (10 November, 1998)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Hal Needham
Starring: Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent, and Sally Field
The clarity of hindsight has turned Burt Reynolds's heyday in the 1970s into a time capsule of good ol' boy lunacy, and his movies remain as vital to that decade as disco and Watergate. Hooper represents the tail end of Reynolds's popularity, the last gasp before Reynolds moved on to forgettable romantic comedies and the sheer desperation of Smokey and the Bandit II and The Cannonball Run. Like those films it's harmless fun, and Hooper--conceived as a tribute to veteran stuntman Buddy Joe Hooker--benefits from the fact that both Reynolds and director Hal Needham were former stuntmen. The movie features three generations of stuntmen played by Brian Keith, Reynolds, and Jan-Michael Vincent, the last as a cocky young stunt-star who urges Reynolds to perform his greatest stunt ever: leaping a rocket-powered car over a wide gorge (a stunt inspired by the real-life exploits of daredevil Evel Knievel). What's fun about no-brainers like Hooper is that Reynolds's brand of macho mischief never really goes out of style. It's dated, but it's always going to find an appreciative audience. --Jeff Shannon
Average review score:

Childhood legends
Where does one start. This film was essential viewing to my brother and I when growing up, for several reasons. Firstly it had a great plot, in that all little boys want to be astonauts or stuntmen. We would reguarly throw ourselves over banisters into generally dangerous situations to try and emmulate the stars of this film. Which brings me to the next point. Secondly it contained Burt Reynolds, who was still in possession of his considerable powers- witt, charm, little boy behaviour. He was supported well by Jan Michael Vincent (Airwolf legend) who managed to scowl in that way that was unique to him. They were backed up by the very beautiful Sally Field. Add in the excitement and the love-plot that is a neccessity then all is set for slightly exagerated insight into the glamorous world of the stuntman. So with all these tools on hand, it is easy to see why this is a film adored by people to-day. I think what makes it so watchable, is that we are all enthralled with the stunts that they carry out, believing that our heroes are safe, but yet all the same knowing that danger exists. This is all capped off with a fabulous clamatic scene. All I can say is that matresses were never the same in our household again after first viewing this, despite the possibility of hurting ones back. You'll understand what I mean when you see it!

Can't go wrong with Burt
This is exactly what you'd expect from Burt Reynolds in his heyday. A romp of a movie with all of the flare of Smokey and the Bandit, but with stunts. Sally Field is here and Jan Michael Vincent. What more could you want?

Classic Reynolds!
I wish there were simple movies like this these days where men act like men, plenty of fun stunts, comedy and drunkeness. Mix that with general mishaps and that is what makes this movie great. Sonny Hooper played by Reynolds is a tiring stuntman in Hollywood faced with the younger crowd of stuntmen coming into the movie world. Hooper who still likes to get crazy is forced to face the reality that he isn't young anymore and probably should settle down with his girlfriend played by Sallie Fields. This movie is full of great stunts and great laughs and any true fan of Burt Reynolds should have this in their DVD collection!


Red Ryder - Double Feature
Released in DVD by Vci/Ffi (25 June, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: John English and William Witney
Average review score:

Red Ryder-Memories
These two western "B" movies from the 40's are typical of the westerns of the war years. The second movie, "Cheyene Wildcat" is the best of the Elliott "Ryder" movies. A big plus is Robert Blake (Baretta) playing Little Beaver! Another big plus, is Roy Barcroft as the mean villian. As with all the old movies coming out in DVD, the quality is very good.
If you are over 60 you'll enjoy the memory-if you are under 60 you get to see a time when good triumphed over evil!

ADVENTURES OF RED RYDER
I don`t believe this one ever got to the U.K. when i was riding the range at Saturday cinema. One word. Wonderful. My memories of serials in the early 50`s here in U.K. were Blackhawk. Possibly the best ever. Jungle Girl, Captain Video,SirLancelot,Superman,and White Eagle. Now at almost 60 years old to be able to relive those happy years once again with a serial like Red Ryder plus a TV episode with one of my favorite cowboys Rocky Lane is beyond words.The D V D transfer is very good its a treat to be able to see a good quality picture at last. I`ve had enough of poor quality slow speed video copy`s and as for some of the material some people get away with on the net. I urge you forget the rubbish and go for D V D and make Red Ryder your first choice. Come on company`s lets have some more...

1940's Red Ryder and Little Beaver Volume 1, come to DVD!
Many now only relate to "Red Ryder's Genuine Carbine Action Two-Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle" made famous in the 1983 Christmas movie, "A Christmas Story". This story was about a 10 year old boys obsession with getting Red Ryder's air rifle for Christmas.

Well now, we can all see this famous no-nonsense cowboy and his little sidekick Indian boy, Little Beaver in action. This was a perfect pair & their complete honorable taming of the west.

Red Ryder & Little Beaver adventures dominated the comic strips in the 1930's - 1950's. Late in the 30's REd Ryder came to the screen in a 12 action packed episode serial. Pretty good stuff and a sample coming attraction of this early Red Ryder serial is included on this double feature DVD.

The 1940's Red Ryder introduced the most popular Red Ryder with Wild Bill Elliot and Robert Blake an Little Beaver. This duo went on to make over a dozen Red Ryder movies in the 40's.
This Double Feature remastered DVD Full Screen Black/White includes 2 of thier movies.

An Antonio Kid (1944 / 52 minutes) - greedy outlaws pursuit of the coveted "Black Gold" by terrorizing ranchers.

Cheyenne Wildcat (1947 / 50 minutes) - Red becomes the object of desire of 2 ladies while he & Lil' Beaver pursue outlaws.

This is wholesome fun family entertainment. Red & Lil' Beaver compliment each other and there is genuine onscreen friendship chemistry between them. This is fun stuff. Nice addition to the old western DVD library. Also included is a movie billboard & comic strip montage extra.

Also, now we see why Ralphie Parker from "A Christmas Story" obsessed over Red Ryder!!! Enjoy.


Greaser's Palace
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (11 July, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Robert Downey Sr.
Average review score:

Who is he gip
This movie is one of the best movies of all time featuring such memorable lines as Herve Valaquez yelling for his male, flannel night gown bearded lover, "Petuniaaaaaa . . . Petuniaaaaaaa" or the recurring line throughout the movie, "Who is he gip" or the other line, "If ya feel yer healed" -- this is a can't miss movie.

"I shake my white locks at the runaway sun..."
Addendum to my previous review of "Greaser's Palace": in this film, God The Father looks like Walt Whitman. Since we all know that to be truly the case, it is another reason to recommend the film.

Jesus-Krishna
Jesus copulates with a young woman in the front cab of a surrey-with-the-fringe-on-top. He does quite a good job of it-their ecstasy is such that said surrey collapses. Was reminiscent of the fable of Krishna and the milkmaids (although this paralell theme here is handled with ridiculous, outrageous humor- that's fine, humor doesn't have to take a back seat to solemnity!).

Also stuff about valuing humanity over technological comfort- meaning, as a cautionary not to become too enamored of the creation of man instead of recognizing the value of the creation of God.

Also stuff about how some meanness in this world could be the result of dyspepticism.

Good camera work. Good music (which creates a religious feel).

Way to go, Robert Downey, Sr.!!!


Roadie
Released in DVD by M G M, Inc (15 April, 2003)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Alan Rudolph
One the strangest musical curiosities of the 1980s, Roadie stars Meat Loaf as a good ol' Texas boy who turns himself into the world's greatest roadie to win the heart of a teen-age groupie (Kaki Hunter). She, however, is obsessed with Alice Cooper, just one of the musical guest stars in this rock & roll road movie farce. Meat Loaf single-handedly saves concerts by Hank Williams Jr. and Roy Orbison (who duet on "The Eyes of Texas") and Blondie (who crank up "Ring of Fire") as well. Directed by Alan Rudolph, from a slapdash story he co-wrote with producer Zalman King (which surely qualifies as one of the most unlikely creative partnerships in film history), this high-energy cinematic jam is a raucous, disjointed goof. But only the comedy is played out of key. The music rocks. --Sean Axmaker
Average review score:

"Everything works if you let it."
Whoa-boy. ROADIE isn't a five-star flick by any stretch of the imagination (save that of starry-eyed fan-atics, who're no doubt clicking No with some vehemence right about now). Every one of the three stars are worthy, however, and I snapped up this DVD with all haste because the film IS a campy, rollicking, fun little tale. Meat Loaf is a charmer as Travis W. Redfish, cuddly and sweet, inventive and wise, a memorable character in even his head-butting, brain-locking, ox-like other side. Kaki Hunter is less memorable as Lola Bouilliabase, though often just as sweetly naive as anyone who's had a brush with fan obsession (y'all CAN click Yes later on and change your vote, if you didn't know). Completing the Redfish clan, Art Carney is a hoot and Rhonda Bates purely delightful. Watch for Kurkwood Smith in a bit part.

A no-frills DVD package. The feature cleaned up nicely, but the original trailer shows wear. The Dolby 5.1 audio was a surprise, though, and plays well front and back.

ROADIE is a guilty pleasure, but such camp was fun sharing with unsuspecting friends -- we laughed 'til we cried. Chair dancing, the distinctive rattle of a beer truck, narcs snorting Tide. Some odd remembrances, too, of the brouhaha over cancelling concerts for energy conservation, often believed an excuse for censorship. Oddly enough, there's little or no swearing in ROADIE; Lola's quest for deflowering and a little substance abuse (and perhaps the close-up of Alice Cooper's codpiece) earned the PG rating.

"Everything works is you let it," a worthy sentiment.

good for laughs
i caught this film late night kinda flipping the Remote around&when I saw Meatloaf&Heard Don Conelious's Voice I had to watch&see what this was about.very much on a Rock&Roll Buzz&Vibe with all the folks in the film&the way the film goes down.alot of laughs as well.

Roy Orbison's finest moment
Roy Orbison had a nice music career with the Travelling Pilsburys and he wore pretty cool glasses, but the peak of his career came when he played the pivotal role in Roadie. This movie is like the Bad News Bears, but instead of baseball, it's about a roadie.

If anyone can appreciate what a roadie goes through, it's the bowlerpimp. I was a roadie for Glass Tiger on their US tour in 87. It was insane. I would set up the drum kit and then start handing out backstage passes. The shows were off the hook as you could imagine. Glass Tiger was as big as it got in 87 and the tour was off the hook. We were selling out 4,000 seat venues like they were cracker jacks. There was this one show where we closed it with "Don't forget me" and we thought that was it. So I run onto the stage and start taking the drum kit down. The singer turns to me and says, "What are you doing dork?". Little did I know they decided at the last minute to close with a cover of "The Hokey Pokey". The whole crowd did the Pokey with the boys from Glass Tiger. I was fired after that show, but the memories stayed with me for another 2 weeks.


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