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Star Trek - The Original Series, Vol. 27, Episodes 53 & 54: The Ultimate Computer/ The Omega Glory
Released in DVD by Paramount Home Video (10 July, 2001)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: James Goldstone, Murray Golden, Herb Wallerstein, Gene Nelson, Jud Taylor, John Newland, Vincent McEveety, James Komack, Robert Sparr, and Harvey Hart
"The Ultimate Computer"
Kirk reluctantly agrees to play along with a Federation test of a new supercomputer, designed by the brilliant Dr. Daystrom (William Marshall, the booming baritone stage actor most famous for Blacula) to run a starship almost single-handedly. It does its job too well, locking the human crew out of ship operations and using deadly force during the Federation war games. Spock and McCoy continue their now-legendary banter about man versus machine while Kirk muses over the obsolescence of his own command. Marshall is excellent as a former-boy-wonder genius banking his reputation on this breakthrough, treating his creation like a son. That's not too far from the truth: designed after his brain pattern, this thinking, reasoning, learning machine carries with it the insecurities and desperation of its creator. The fears of the emerging digital revolution explored in The Ultimate Computer in 1968 remain today: what is the fate of man in the face of technological efficiency? Films from 2001: A Space Odyssey and Colossus: The Forbin Project to Demon Seed and The Matrix have echoed these themes, and this Trek episode--primitive special effects, zero-budget sets, and all--stands up to them quite nicely. --Sean Axmaker

"The Omega Glory"
What is it with Starfleet captains? So many of them become wildly grandiose. Witness "The Omega Glory," in which another starship commander, Ronald Tracey (Morgan Woodward), tramples the Prime Directive by interfering in a long-running conflict between primitive societies, in this case the Yangs and Kohms of planet Omega IV. Siding with the Kohms, Tracey creates an imbalance of power that Kirk works to adjust by arming the Yangs proportionately. The script by series creator Gene Roddenberry is one of his not-so-subtle allegories for the state of the world in the 1960s, specifically our own cold war between nuclear superpowers. So bluntly drawn is Roddenberry's parallel between Omega IV and 20th-century Earth that this is one of the few Star Trek episodes that risks becoming completely absurd after a point. William Shatner (Captain Kirk) takes the biggest risk of all with a passionate, lengthy speech of the sort pranksters like comic actor Kevin Dunn are wont to imitate today. But the fact is that Shatner pulls off such chancy material very well, and certainly does so here. --Tom Keogh

Average review score:

Two episodes suffering from the late 2nd season doldrums
The Ultimate Computer-This war games episode, in which command of the Enterprise is handed over to a computer (with predictable results) is a solid offering. The episode has it's share of action, and touches on important issues such as human obsolescence, pratfalls (to put it mildly) of technology, and the risks inherent in putting too much into your work. But the episode ultimately suffers from being both two predictable (you'll never guess who outwits a computer!) and too talky.

It should be noted that this is one of the most prominent roles played by an African-American on Star Trek TOS. While one is initially frustrated by the character's fate, further reflection suggests a lack of prejudice in this episode. Rather than walk on eggshells, the brain trust gave him the same fate (collapse of some sort) that (almost) always befell all Federation elite. (3 stars)

The Omega Glory-This patriotic episode, in which the Yangs (American whites) are oppressed by the Colms (Communist Asians), is a real stinker, no matter what your political philosophy. The Roddenberry-written episode starts strongly enough with an intriguing and disquieting teaser, but despite plenty of action it's a downhill ride once we reach the planet's surface. I can see the appeal of the 'what-if' stories; they allow us to imagine other possible historical trajectories on earth, and they are cheap to make. But the second season really overloaded us with them. Worse, this episode is in my opinion totally biased, presenting Asians as savages and Americans as heroic. A more measured approach with some heterogeneity would have been nice; on the other hand it wouldn't have made for as viscerally-gripping an episode. I guess what I'm saying is, I don't mind simplistic, but this goes too far, and it's too offensive along the way. By the time we get to Old Glory, we feel almost embarrassed for Shatner. I give him credit though for being professional enough to play the scene seriously.

Tidbit: Morgan Woodward, who plays Tracey here, was also Dr. Van Gelder in Dagger of the Mind. (2 stars)

Jim Kirk's Voice: The ORIGINAL Computer Virus!
REVIEWED ITEM: Star Trek® Original Series DVD Volume 27: The Ultimate Computer © / The Omega Glory ©

THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER © PRELIMINARY BRIEFS:

Moral, Ethical, and/or Philosophical Subject(s) Driven Into The Ground: The Series' Umpteenth "Man-Versus-Machine" Scenario

Historical Milestone: The first and only time the term 'Captain Dunsel' (defined as 'a component that serves no useful purpose') is brought up on the show.

Expendable Enterprise Crewmember ('Red Shirt') Confirmed Casualty List: One dead

REVIEW/COMMENTARY:
If you're familiar with the episodes 'Nomad' and 'Return of the Archons', you'll probably feel a sense of déjà vu while watching 'The Ultimate Computer'. Once again, a computer goes haywire (in this case, one that's been installed & patched into the Enterprise's systems, in preparation for ship-to-ship battle simulations), and it's up to the resourcefulness of our gallant crew to save the day once again. As expected, Kirk manages to talk the computer 'to death', but not before he shares his feelings of self-doubt, fear of losing his job to a machine, and a stiff drink with the always-sympathetic Doctor McCoy. Nothin' like a nip of the hooch with your chief medical officer to get yourself back on track, I always say...

THE OMEGA GLORY © PRELIMINARY BRIEFS:

Moral, Ethical, and/or Philosophical Subject(s) Driven Into The Ground: Allegory of the Cold War; The true meaning of freedom and liberty

Expendable Enterprise Crewmember ('Red Shirt') Confirmed Casualty List: One dead

REVIEW/COMMENTARY:
This particular show features the return of Morgan Woodward, one of my all-time fave Star Trek guest stars. As the mentally-tormented Dr. Simon Van Gelder in 'Dagger of the Mind', Woodward's unbelievably overdone facial expressions of pain and anguish were really fun to watch. His mush undergoes further manipulation-- this time showing off his 'angry' faces-- in his second Star Trek go-round as he fills the role of rogue Starfleet Captain Ronald Tracey.

But if that ain't enough of a laugh, there's Jimmers' "lesson-of-the-day" that manages to milk a few more yuks outta me. His "we the people" spiel where he discusses the spirit of the United States Constitution to the planet's natives, while heartwarming to the average patriotic American Trekkie, is also quite cheesy when it's done in that unique Shatnerian delivery that has become a component of every modern two-bit standup comic's repertoire of backup gags. Throw in the unintentionally ironic fact that William Shatner is Canadian, and the guffaws don't die down 'til the closing credits roll!

'Late

Another parallel-development world & another killer computer
Not the very best episodes among the original series offerings; they're weighed down a bit by, respectively, too much heavy allegory ("The Omega Glory") and excess preachiness ("The Ultimate Computer"). Both episodes, however, showcase some good character moments and humor. And, like all the original series Treks on DVD, the picture is sharp and clean. One could do worse.


Star Trek - The Original Series, Vol. 7, Episodes 14 & 15: The Galileo Seven/ Court-Martial
Released in DVD by Paramount Studio (22 February, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: James Goldstone, Murray Golden, Herb Wallerstein, Gene Nelson, Jud Taylor, John Newland, Vincent McEveety, James Komack, Robert Sparr, and Harvey Hart
Volume 7 in this excellent DVD series of original Star Trek programs includes "The Galileo Seven," which teleplay writer Oliver Crawford says was inspired by his viewing of a 1939 film called Five Came Back. (A catty footnote: David Gerrold, scribe of the famous "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode, called "The Galileo Seven" a rip-off of the Jimmy Stewart film The Flight of the Phoenix. Meow.) Five Came Back concerned a plane crash in the Andes and the survivors who faced the constant threat of surrounding headhunters. Crawford toyed with the idea and came up with a story line in which Spock (Leonard Nimoy), Dr. McCoy (DeForest Kelley), and a couple of other crew members crash on the surface of a hostile planet during a shuttle mission. With communication between the small craft and the Enterprise disrupted by quasar activity, Spock and the others must defend themselves against a formidable threat with only primitive, handmade weapons. That's the scenario, but the real drama is in the rising conflict between the half-Vulcan Spock's coldly logical approach to survival and the passions of his human crew, who soon come to regard him as a hateful, unfeeling monster. This is an interesting episode, both as a taut action piece and, somewhat indirectly, as a portrait of intolerance (specifically, an intolerance of individual differences) developing under stress.

Also on this disc is "Court Martial," a courtroom drama in which Captain Kirk (William Shatner) stands trial for negligence in the death of an Enterprise crewman. As the proceedings rumble on, Spock investigates some hidden truths about the dead man and the apparent computer malfunction that led to the tragedy. While "Court Martial" is a lesser episode from the Star Trek canon (the action is a bit mired in trial proceedings), it's still a lot of fun and features a supporting role from veteran Hollywood character actor Elisha Cook Jr. --Tom Keogh

Average review score:

Below average, by season one's standards
The Galileo Seven-This episode, in which a shuttlecraft is forced to land on a planet with giant bear/ape-like creatures, was an average offering by first season standards. The episode has sufficient action, and explores the circumstances under which even otherwise well-behaved crews may be led to (?) mutiny. As others have noted, this episode, one of the few in which Kirk has a secondary role, was seminal to Spock's development. Unfortunately, the logic vs. emotion arguments are overdone, to the extent that they-and the participants-become somewhat tedious. The creatures also looked pretty silly, but as I've said before I try not to hold Star Trek to a high standard when it comes to such things; the effects weren't bad enough to totally compromise the 'primal fear' element so central to this (and few other) episodes. (3 stars)

Court Martial-This courtroom whodunit, featuring Kirk in the hot seat, is a slightly below average episode. As in virtually every courtroom drama ever put to screen, the trial scenes drag. But this whole episode, quite frankly, is dull. Shatner definitely gets up for his "request it?..I demand it!" line, but somehow this episode just feels flat, despite the strong performance by Elisha Cook Jr. as an eccentric lawyer. It doesn't help that the finale's bombshell, pulled somewhat out of left field, just isn't explosive. Themes explored here, including the importance of 1) presumption of innocence, and 2) recognizing the fallibility of machines, would be better explored in other episodes. (2.5 stars)

"Books young man, books!"
Despite what is a goofy, techno-babble ending for "The Court Martial", this episode is one of my favorites for that most wonderful of Star Trek quotes, applicable in 1966 and applicable even moreso in 2003:

(Elisha Cook Jr speaking to Shatner, refering to a computer terminal's sterility over the stacks of books apparent in the scene)

"Books, young man, books. Thousands of them. If time wasn't so important, I'd show you something-- my library. Thousands of books. ... This is where the law is, not in that homogenized, pasteurized, synthesized--Do you want to know the law,
the ancient concepts in their own language, Learn the intent of the men who wrote them, from Moses to the tribunal of Alpha 3?
Books."

By golly if this line isn't worth every deus ex machina and boring, ignorant techno-babble, I do not know what is. It is one of the great lines ever made by Hollywood. More than that, it inspired "My own library. Books. Thousands of them!" And I can't think of a greater gift from Star Trek to my life.

Shuttles & Tribulations
"The Galileo Seven" A band of Kirk's crew is stranded on a planet. How will they get back before the Enterprise is forced to leave?

"Court Martial" Kirk is put on trial for entering a false log entry involving a crewman's death. Riveting!


The Surge
Released in DVD by First Look Pictures (22 July, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Steve Taylor (IV)
Average review score:

Surge protection needed please.............
Worse movie ever. I wish I could think of any redeeming qualities but I can't.
There was only one sympathetic character and his whiney attitude soon made me want to punch him in the face. I ended up punching myself in the face for even renting it.
All of the other characters were so very unlikeable that I couldn't care less what happened to them.
The actual 'surge' power source was cartoonish.
I recommend passing this one by. I wish I would have.

Could have been better
they had an awesome concept but they did not work it to their full potential. It would have been a lot better if they had all rebelled or been good together. the best scenes were when they were using their powers at school. The special effects were very realistic. It was entertaining

good
this movie is pretty cool. i liked the story. only problem is it ripped off the craft.


Scooby-Doo's Creepiest Capers
Released in DVD by Warner Home Video (21 January, 2003)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
This compilation from the '70s TV series finds the crime-solving fivesome (two girls, two boys, and a dog) nabbing many criminally minded adults masquerading as ghosts. But that should be a surprise only to them, because viewers old and new of this cartoon with a laugh track are as familiar with the group's M.O as they are with Shaggy's elevated sandwiches. In "Go Away Ghost Ship," the team tries to intercept a marauding apparition of a vessel only to be sunk and shanghaied to a "dead" pirate's hideaway. "A Night of Fright Is No Delight" finds Scooby-Doo named as one of five possible heirs to an eccentric millionaire's fortune. The catch? The inheritors must survive the night in the deceased's haunted home. The crew are boating again in "Hassle in the Castle" when engine trouble lands them on the shores of Haunted Isle. Daphne falls through a trap door, and Fred must devise a way to catch the phantom and save his pals. Finally, the gang's car radiator overheats, landing them in "The Haunted House Hang-up." Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's quest for well water for the car quickly lands the entire group in spooky pursuit of a headless phantom. These four 22-minute episodes are harmless enough to be viewed by all ages, but will be most enjoyed by children ages 4 and older, and their nostalgic parents. --Kimberly Heinrichs
Average review score:

COMPLETE RIP-OFF!
This DVD is a complete rip-off. The first SD DVD had five episodes. The second had four plus a bonus one. This DVD has only four episodes. To add insult to injury, one of these is a repeat of an episode on the first DVD! Three for the price of five...

Great episodes but one of them is also in another Dvd
The episode Hassle in The Castle was also included in the Scooby Doo Original Mysteries Dvd;I Don't understand why WHV do this.
There only 4 episodes where in another packs are al least 5,the extras are fun but a bit short.

The better improvement is the addition of subtitles fact that previous Scooby Dvds doesn't have.

I hope that the next releases of Scooby Dvds(Classic 69,70's episodes) include different episodes not mixed new and old material.

Great DVD!!
This DVD has some great Scooby episodes. I JUST love Scooby Doo. The best part about this DVD is there is *~NO~* Scrappy Doo!!!! So go out and buy this DVD today. You won't be sorry.


The Eagles - Hole in the World (DVD Single)
Released in DVD by Bayside Distribution (15 July, 2003)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: The Eagles
Average review score:

The Eagles have given in to the dark side...
I never thought that I'd say this about an Eagles song, but "Hole In The World" is an absolutely trite piece of pop music aimed straight at the soul of every bleeding-heart sappy American who's old enough to toddle to a record store and lay out their allowance money on the counter to buy this. It's aimed at a teenage audience, and yet sounds like it was written by four-year-olds. This kind of crap should be left to the now defunct Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees, not a classic rock dynasty like the Eagles. Rest assured that this will in no way taint songs like "Victim Of Love" or "Desperado" or the rest of their great songs, but though Glenn Frye once sang "Smuggler's Blues", he should have some far greater blues for being a part of this horrid little song.

There's A Hole In My Bank Account
At least, that's what the Eagles are going for.

Give me a break, this song is dull and repetitive, the lyrics are weak- "They say that anger is just love disappointed"..huh?
I'm sorry, but what makes Don Henley think that anyone cares to hear even more of his political views.. I don't like war or violence anymore than anyone else, but if it weren't for our country standing up in the past, and defending ourselves when necessary, he certainly wouldn't be able to live the type of lifestyle he's accustomed to.

Go preach somewhere else.. whatever happened to music taking us to another place? I'm sick of everyone trying to cash in on the devastating events of the last two years.

Don't get the wrong idea here, all of this is coming from an actual fan of the Eagles(at least their music). When I heard they had a new song coming out, I was fairly hyped, but then when it turned out to be this sleeper, and the fact that there wasn't a new album of material following it, what a letdown.
As I said, I've always liked their stuff, even though they've never been especially exciting, they had some solid material-
"Sad Cafe", "Tequila Sunrise", "James Dean", "The Last Resort"(yes, I actually somewhat admired Don's point of view on this one). Hell, I even thought the new songs on "Hell Freezes Over" were worthwhile, especially "Learn To Be Still", what happened? Now, we are supposed to get our wallets out, and pay one more time to hear Henley's point of view, no thanks..

Be Open minded!!!!
I do not understand why people hate this song so much. I love all the old Eagles songs like Desperado, Hotel California, Life in the Fast Lane, Tequila Sunrise, etc... I don't like the Backstreet Boys and such because they are manufactured by the record companies. However, the Eagles wrote this song because they are trying to embrace trends in the music industry rather than pigeon holing themselves into one category. It is this same attitude which took them from their country roots to rock legend status in the 70s. I love classic rock, it is always my first choice of music to listen to, but I am willing to listen to almost anything, including stuff like Rap and Techno. Only by embracing all musical styles with an open mind does music ever progress.

And one more thing, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE EAGLES SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE WAR!!!!!!!! They opposed the war and this song is about telling us why they did. They are showing their true Patriotism by standing up for what they believe in, and for that they should be praised, not ridiculed. Even if you supported the war, it is wrong of you act so pig-headed towards people who have a different opinion than you. We do not believe this war was in any way a defense of the freedoms we enjoy, it was only an excuse for George Bush to steal a bunch of oil while unneccesarily depleting the Federal Budget for military spending. If you don't agree with us, THATS FINE, but don't tell us we are unpatriotic for disagreeing with you. YOU are unpatriotic if you want everyone to think like you becuase American democracy is about people having different opinions and having the freedom to express those opinions without retribution.


Star Trek - The Original Series, Vol. 38 - Episodes 75 & 76: The Way to Eden / Requiem for Methuselah
Released in DVD by Paramount Home Video (27 November, 2001)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: James Goldstone, Murray Golden, Herb Wallerstein, Gene Nelson, Jud Taylor, John Newland, Vincent McEveety, James Komack, Robert Sparr, and Harvey Hart
Average review score:

Trek's worst two episodes EVER!
By 1969 TOS were badly going downhill. Part of this was to serve as a physical evidence that the shows really were running on their last legs, or perhaps a perception that the writers were running very low on fresh new ideas. Aside from mostly mediocre scripts there were four things that had me very concerned on the episodes beginning with WINK OF AN EYE and all to way to the finale TURNABOUT INTRUDER: 1) Bob Justman was no longer credited as Co-Producer. Did he die? 2) Jerry Finnerman was no longer cameraman, but was unexplainably replaced by another man, Al Francis. 3) Fred Steiner composed the scores for the remainder of the series, and seemingly the same score throughout all of the final shows was to be heard, over and over again. Finally 4) the music heard during the end credits, despite the fact that these were Third Season episodes, was the music played at the end of the Second Season episodes. Why did they change it and go back to that music?

THE WAY TO EDEN: Despite a good performance from Skip Homeier as Dr. Sevrin, the leader, his character has very little charisma to make him an even mere likable enemy personnel. The whole love story between Chekov and Irina is just terrible. How touching it is to see two souls reunited after so long, but they show zero chemistry right from the get-go. Again, another clear evidence that the writers were all out of ideas, so they blatantly recycle ideas used from earlier episodes. We had already seen a beautiful romantic interchange between Kirk and his long-lost love Ruth in SHORE LEAVE. Very badly written script sinks this episode.

REQUEIM FOR METHUSELAH: Several reviewers have claimed this as a minimal improvement over THE WAY TO EDEN, but mark my words, even for fans and collectors, this too is a bomb. I find it incredibly hard to believe that after writing such spectacular scripts in the series to MIRROR, MIRROR and DAY OF THE DOVE, Jerome Bixby would adapt such a horrible script this time around. Plus it limits the script to only five characters; Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scott, and Uhura. James Daly guest stars as Flint, who lived on through the centuries as Beethoven, Leonardo da Vinci, Brahms, and many others. His performance is lackluster, and his character has to go down as the blandest Star Trek villain ever. Louise Sorel looked attractive as Rayna, but she too was very uninteresting to watch. The scenes where Kirk and Rayna dance are neither romantically moving or lively. At one point, Flint, having trapped the crew reduces the Enterprise to a small antique, while Kirk looks within to see his ship and crew shrinked. PUUHHHLLEEEEZZZZZ! We already saw that in CATSPAW! Same thing with Flint's Castle Fortress. We already saw that setting in THE CAGE and THE MENAGERIE. The obligatory scene where a jealous Flint and Kirk duel, causing Rayna to perish is an even greater yawn. Just plain awful script. Awful directing. Awful entry in the series.

If you're a writer for a television series, and you're running out of ideas, doesn't it make sense to utilize flashback episodes? THE MUPPET SHOW did it. ALL IN THE FAMILY did it. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD did it. THE SIMPSONS did it. SOUTH PARK did it. CLERKS did it. Yes, even TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES did it. For the final episodes of TREK the Producers, Directors, and Writers don't even seem to be trying to come up with fresh new ideas. Perhaps a lot of it may have been pressure from the front offices to keep the productions moving, but the shows were within their final seasons and probably was all the more reason to show that the series and the actors were starting to run on routine. At the very end of REQUIEM FOR METHUSELAH, Kirk is seen with his head down on his desk, grieving over Rayna. McCoy gives Spock a whole speech that he, being a Vulcan, will never know what it is to lose true love. In a touching final moment, Spock uses a Vulcan Mind Meld on Kirk to make him forget all about Rayna. It made me wish he would have used a Mind Meld on me to make me forget all about this episode.

My advice? See SPACE SEED or THE CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER instead.

More camp, plus one thoughtful show
The Way to Eden-The notorious hippie episode is-like many Treks-best watched with tongue-in-cheek. Few episodes offer stronger proof of just how stodgy many of the older white men behind the scenes must have been. Plenty of episodes are sexist, but this one is decidedly anti-youth. On the other hand, if these youths are representative of the 23rd century, who could blame them? There is hardly a tint of idealism present, and they are lead by a madman (although I have no idea how Spock came to this-ultimately correct-conclusion so quickly.

This is one of the most embarrassing examples of just how easy it is for an outsider to take control of the Enterprise. Equally implausible are Chekov's lack of loyalty to his insignia (although Irina was attractive), and Spock's participation in the jam session. Skip Homeier, who we last saw in Patterns of Force, is no more believable here as an insane Dr. Severin. The ending on the planet 'Eden' is also extremely rushed (and why? so many earlier scenes were begging to be snipped), although honestly I was ready for the episode to end.

One a positive note, this episode is different and it is campy, and those are both things that many of us look for in Trek TOS. Kirk's perturbation at being labeled a Herbert, and Spock's subtle enjoyment of the Captain's insecurity, also make for a few (hard earned) laughs. (2.5 stars)

Requiem for Methuselah-This episode, which features the immortal Flint, is one of the stronger late shows. The premise is interesting, and Flint's performance is nuanced and convincing. Reena is also a sympathetic character, and her conflict in the romantic imbroglio is the most plausible. Granted, love can do strange things to people, but both the otherwise-refined Flint and the always-vulnerable Kirk really act like cavemen here. Ri-talin certainly seems to be the furthest thing from Kirk's mind for much of the episode. Reena ends up being the most tragic and sympathetic figure (ironically enough), but it is Kirk who ultimately receives the salve from Spock in one of Trek's oddest scenes.

Tidbits: By looking closely at Shatner (not his face) you can tell that he enjoys the Waltz with Reena. (3.5 stars)

"I'M TALKIN 'BOUT YOU!...I'M TALKIN' BOUT ME!..."
Volume 38 of The Star Trek DVD series contains one decent third season episode and one of the most infamous episodes in the entire Star Trek series.

THE WAY TO EDEN has to be one of the worst Star Trek episodes ever. By 1969 it was obvious that Star Trek's ratings had hit rock bottom. In order to appeal to the younger generation and the fast growing hippie culture. A bunch of very unhip network executives came up with the idea of bringing flower power to Star Trek. This was a blatant and weak attempt to try to make Star Trek hip. The results are completely laughable. This episode basically finds the Enterprise picking up a band of space hippies. Led by the mad Dr.Sevrin (played quite well by Skip Homeirer) these hippies basically run around the ship singing awful songs about the legendary planet they want to venture to called Eden. Eventually the hippies take control of the ship when their demands are not met but in the end Eden proves to be as deadly as it is beautiful. This episode is really bad. Chekov's relationship with his old flame is totally unconvincing and the acting is so bad it's laughable and the hippie songs will make you cringe. In fact this episode is so bad it's great. This may well be the (unintentionally) funniest Star Trek episode ever! Ungroovy people trying to make something groovy. This episode is a campy joke but that's what makes it a hilarious classic.

The other episode here, REQUIEM FOR METHUSELAH is actually better but it's overshadowed by the colourful campiness of THE WAY TO EDEN. This episode however has a plausible plot about control and the value of life in general. Good acting and nice plot twists and turns makes this episode a must. Somewhat of a tragic story brings out how serious this Trek outing actually is. This episode ends on a very low note, however it's incredibly effective showing us that (despite the production wos) the Star Trek series still had some life in it, even by 1969.

Overall a good pair of episodes definetly worth getting. WAY TO EDEN is so laughable it has to seen no matter what and if it disappoints you then REQUIEM FOR METHUSELAH can always compensate for it. Highly recommended!


The Twilight Zone: Vol. 1
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment 2 (03 April, 2001)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: Ida Lupino, Alvin Ganzer, Richard Donner, Allen Reisner, John Rich, William F. Claxton, Ralph Nelson, Bernard Girard, David Greene, and Don Medford
Average review score:

I rate it 10 out of 15.
NIGHT OF THE MEEK = 4 STARS
I like the videotape look of this episode, it gives an earthly feel to it. Art Carney gives a very nice performance as a drunken Santa. It has a nice good uplifting feel when Santa finds "that bag." I think this is one very underated episode and I like the message of hope.

THE INVADERS = 2 STARS
I never been a big fan of this episode. I have always found the "The Invaders" lacking in pace. The whole episode has no dialogue and consists of an old lady running around knocking out wind-up toy robots (spacemen). Even the guys who created this episode did not like the way it turned out. The saving grace is the story of fear/isolation and the twist at the end.

NOTHING IN THE DARK = 4 STARS
Robert Redford plays the big nasty Mr.Death in this episode. This was a very well acted piece with great dialogue. The episode deals with our fear with the unknown wrapped around a nice little play involving 3 people.

Strong Episodes, but Short
This short, first volume of collected Twilight Zone episodes features two strong episodes and a timid, undeveloped one. "The Invaders," with almost no dialogue, is an achievement in suspense with an amazing ending. "Nothing in the Dark," featuring Robert Redford, encounters deep questions (and fears) about death. The first episode, "Night of the Meek," with Art Carney as Santa Claus, had some potential as a good story, but lacked any serious conflict or drama. While "Invaders" and "Nothing in the Dark" are well worth the cost of this CD, there are better volumes in Collection One from which to choose.

Enter the 5th dimension....
Besides the TV Plays that you will buy this for, there are some DVD goodies (extras.):
Special "Inside the Twilight Zone" Section Written by Marc Scott Zicree
Biographical info on Rod Sterling
History of the Twilight Zone
Cast information
A season-by Season commentary

They claim to be digitally re-mastered yet there are still a few glitches and snow.

Episode 47 "Night of the Meek" December 23, 1961

As with short TV plays there is not real time for a buildup. Art Carney is an out of work person that plays Santa Claus. Because of his disappointment in life he indulges in libations. This leads to his dismissal as a store Santa. I will say not more as you are about to enter the twilight Zone.
Things had to move fast as there was only a half hour to complete the story.

Episode 51 "The Invaders" January 5, 1961

Agnes Moorhead is a woman living alone in an old farmhouse without any conveniences such as electricity. She is preparing supper when she hears a mysterious sound. Something appears to have hit the roof. She goes to investigate. I will say not more as you are about to enter the twilight Zone.
This episode thought well played seems to drag a bit as the woman is spending a lot of time searching around and licking her wounds. She says little (ok nothing) but conveys her part well. See Agnes Moorhead again when she has a lot to say in the movie "Dark Passage."

Episode 81"Nothing in the Dark" January 5, 1962

Long After the movie "Death takes a Holiday", in this episode death (Robert Redford) takes on the appearance of a wounded police officer.
Gladys Cooper plays an old woman afraid of Death. More than the scenario, of which we all know the eventual outcome, is the interaction between the two characters.


New Best Friend
Released in DVD by Columbia Tristar Hom (16 July, 2002)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Zoe Clarke-Williams
Starring: Dominique Swain and Taye Diggs
A breath of fresh air in a stale genre, Zoe Clarke-Williams's canny look at the catty world of college cliques is the smartest dissection of the complex world of class envy, social acceptance, and the seduction of privilege since Heathers. But this drama plays it for tragedy. Local working-class girl Mia Kirshner is transformed from social outcast to campus Cinderella and adopted into the hedonistic party world of a trio of rich fun-loving sorority princesses (Meredith Monroe, Dominique Swain, and Rachel True), and comes out the other end in a drug-induced coma. Confidently directed and elegantly constructed in puzzle-piece flashbacks, this sensitive, sympathetic, smartly made drama is refreshingly free of glib moralizing, the rare young-adult film that twists the usual clichés and leaves its audience with more questions than answers. The DVD also features an audio commentary track by director Zoe Clarke-Williams. --Sean Axmaker
Average review score:

Taye Diggs in a southern accent doesnt cut it
this movie is a great waste of time. with its annoying litle rich brat kids and one of them kills their new best friend and Diggs incestigates with the worst soutern accent in the world, plus he shouldnt of been in this whole mess. with a bitchy cast and a nowhere story, this'll please those people with less than zero brains

Really bad
One stupid movie. Very predictable murder whodunit.

It could be fun to make a top ten list of absurd moments. Just to start my favs are when the dead poor girl's mother threatens to kill the rich girl and when the sheriff questions a witness WHILE THE WITNESS IS SHOWERING among a dozen or so other bare bottomed studs.

Also the first lesbian experience SECONDS after two girls share stories of daddy molestation is priceless.

A great movie for a hot date!
A poor girl who falls in with rich girls suffers an overdose, and the local sheriff wannabe is brought in to investigate. The rich girls are young and very attractive, especially when they're partying in their spaghetti-strapped dresses. And the poor girl, played by Mia Kirschner, is no slouch in the looks department herself with her dark features and jet black hair.

Mia eventually ingratiates herself with all of the friends; smoking, drinking, and doing drugs - and sharing dark secrets - like when she and Dominique Swain discover that both of them had been molested by their fathers when they were ten-years-old, which causes them to bond by exploring each other's mouths with their tongues, pawing at each other's clothes, and then falling asleep in each other's arms soon afterwards.

Mia then uncovers that Rachel True, a gorgeous fair-skinned black girl, is bulimic; and Mia offers to help her quit when she's ready. Rachel is touched, but rather than make it with Mia, she shares a deep soul kiss with Ms. Swain to continue an on-going relationship with Dominique (who is bisexual).

Dominique is on a roll, but the only girl among her circle of friends she doesn't kiss is Meredith Monroe, who plays Hadley, the story's main character - and main suspect! Meredith looks a lot like Natasha Henstridge ('Ghosts of Mars'), so watching her is definitely easy on the eyes. The most risque thing she does in the movie, though, is get naked (from the back) with her boyfriend in bed. But her performance as a seemingly innocent and helpful best friend is excellent.

Besides Meredith, another fine appearance is made by Taye Diggs as this Southern college town's interim sheriff. He approaches his task with sensitivity and determination, and it is through his eyes - and the flashbacks that he's told - that we get to enjoy the girls' divulged sensuality.

Taye solves the crime, and one of the girls is brought to justice. She ends up behind bars at the movie's end - while we see Dominique, asleep and naked in bed - and lying between both her own boyfriend and another girl! (Gee, I don't remember college life to be this good!)

This movie is well produced - and well paced - and Dominique (who I loved in 'Lolita') is definitely fun to follow. This would be a great film to share on a really hot date. Enjoy!


The Planets: Epoch 2000
Released in DVD by Bmg Special Products (28 March, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Don Barrett and Patrick Stewart
Average review score:

Terrible!!!
The prenatal techno music from the 70's/80's sinks this DVD from the start, but that is just one of many horrible aspect to this DVD.

It is impossible to sit through without being completely annoyed not to mention the narration by Patrick Stewart. One would think that would be a selling point, but they manage to screw it up by making Stewart read in what is best described as a generic god-like voice.

To make matters worse, the imagery is older than old school. No polished CGI here. Yes, I know this is a remake of a great classic, but that just does not cut with this title.

Let Patrick Stewart read in a normal voice, update the CGI, and for the love of god find less outdated techno trash music to play.

Sorry, this is not worth your money!!

Mike

The planets - an amature project
This DVD looks to be a very promising DVD. You have an good actor from Star Trek the Next Generation doing the narration. You have the very fascinating subject: our planetary system. You have lots of good information given. Lots of NASA material from the many planetary space probes. But the presentation is sloppy and inconsistent. There are high quality scenes mixed with scenes that look like a high school student put them together. Some of the animation in this film looks like "cardboard cutout" animation! ...This is not at all an impressive DVD. The "cardboard cutout" animation sequences have bad color, are blurry, and look like they were filmed using a low quality web camera! ...To top it off the narration is way too dramatic. At times the narration sounds like the man is about to have a fit. At other times his voice is so smooth and delicate he sounds like a woman about to cry. This is not a drama. This is a space documentary. ...

There are some very good still photos and film from NASA and some interesting facts and theories given in this film. But a lot of the visual material made for the DVD is of very poor quality. Its a DVD. I expect it to look at least as good as VHS. And its a documentary, not a horror film. Why is the narration so extreme at times? That type of narration does not belong in this type of film. Its ridiculous. I have other DVD's on the same subject and all of them are at least 4 stars or more. I gave this film 2 stars because the information is good, some of the animation is quite good, the NASA material is good and some moments of this film are quite good. But the presentation is way off base. This is the type of documentary that would make children in school crack up laughing. Its way over dramatized. I mean WAY OVER DRAMATIZED. We have possibly the producer to thank for that. I'm not sure if its the narrator's fault. He was probably told to overly dramatize his dialog to make it sound more interesting. I feel swindled by this DVD. I've seen many amateur documentaries that are far better than this production.

This film could be improved. If they cut the poor quality animated sequences, and toned down the narrator's emotional fits, and cut the 50's style sci-fi music, this DVD could be very good. The poor quality moments in this DVD ruin the whole thing.

A Fabulous Documentary that's Misunderstood by Some
I can't believe some of the reviews about this magnificent documentary. First someone says it's amateurish. Well, the guy that made it has won 5 video of the year awards from the American Film Institute, TV Guide and Billboard Magazines. This particular video was listed by the University of Kentucky as one of the 75 best films for the humanities of the 20th century. Then there are those who think Patrick Stewart overacted. Patrick's voice perfectly mirrors the music. What these reviewers fail to see is this is a breakthrough documentary cast as a dramatically narrated long form music video. It is currently in over 2500 school systems and has sold more copies than Cosmos. Give me a break. You've spent too much time watching the garbage on the Discovery Channel to know a true work of art, which this is. Oh yes, regarding the audio, on a properly maxed out sound system, it ranks with the best sound I've ever heard. If Patrick Stewart is too loud for one's individual taste, they can turn down the center channel where he is perfectly isolated. Bass? Listen to the blast off sequence with a subwoofer and your room will shake. There I've said it and I'm glad.


Dragon Ball Z - Garlic Jr. - Black Water Mist
Released in DVD by Goldhil Home Media 2 (08 January, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Daisuke Nishio
Average review score:

And You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Garlic Jr.?
After the awesome climax of the Frieza Saga, the DBZ writers decided to slow things down, with what can best be called "filler episodes." And this is precisly what the Garlic Jr. Saga was. Not to say these episodes were not enjoyable, but compared to villians like Freiza, Cell and the Androids, little Jr. just doesn't cut the mustard. Anywho, this short saga brings back Garlic Jr., the only villian in the DBZ universe to both survive a DBZ movie and to be granted immortality from Shenlong, The Eternal Dragon. He somehow escapes the Dead Zone and has returned to Earth to exact his revenge on Kame and Goku! Garlic, with his henchmen the Spice Boys (that's right!) release the Black Water Mist upon the Earth turning all who breath it evil. The Z fighters must confront Jr. and his henchmen to stop this evil plague. At the time I'm writing this review, the DVD hasn't come out yet, but if it's as well done as the Androids, Trunks and other DVDs with the original Japanese voice and music plus subs, then it should be worth getting, especially if you're a DBZ completist (like me!).

Pimp Muten Roshi
I read many reviews of the Garlic Jr. episodes - both good and bad. In my oppinion i think these episodes are closer to the stuff you would get in Dragon Ball rather than being Dragon Ball Z. The only consequence of getting it is, you have to watch it in Japanese and read subtitles. That is the only way to watch a DBZ unless you actually know japanese or are japanese. The episodes are a breath of fresh air after watching the Frieza saga drag out (not saying that I didn't like seeing Frieza transform a gazillion times or liked waiting 9 episodes for 5 minutes to pass and Namek to explode). Garlic Jr. and the Spice boys are not the sinister villians usually served up in DBZ but they will suffice because the real treat to this is.....Master Roshi getting back to his dirty ways. The parts where Roshi tries to pick up on Krillin's girl are fantastic schtick that i think DBZ lacks a lot of times. Nothing beats Muten Roshi trying to cop a feel here and pafu pafu over the female anatomy. Plus this DVD sets up for Gohan vs. Cucumber....i mean Piccolo fight. Black Water mist rules then! Very good stuff here ......well at least to me.

Garlic Bad As Ever
These episodes are great because they show how time has passed since the battle with Frieza. Gohan is older and all of Earth's fighters are much stronger. These episodes include Gohan, Piccolo, Kame, and Krillen with the return of the evil Garlic Jr. Garlic Jr. is trying to take over the world and kill Earth's fighters with making them fight against their friends. I would say this was a perfect time to bring back Garlic Jr.


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