Belakovskaia, Anjelina Movie Reviews


Only Good For...
below average Playboy movieThe women here are actually quite beautiful, and there are a good number of love scenes here. Instead of the typical 2 or 3 scenes you might see in a typical Showtime or Cinemax late-night movie, there are about 7 or 8 love scenes here. At least 1 every 10 minutes, some scenes go for quite a few minutes.
Lots of gratuitous skin showing by the two lead actresses, Madison Clark (who bears a resemblance to actress Mia Sara) as the good girl and Angelia High as the bad girl.
If you're looking for a decent plot or suspense, you won't find it here. If you want to see a female version of Interview with the Vampire, this movie might fulfill your fetish.
The DVD itself is very barebones, with only a chapter selection as its only menu.
Above average vampire-flick, FAR above average babes.

The most disappointing movie I've ever seenIt's fairly difficult to drag any positives from this almost painful movie; Angelina Jolie tries to carry the weak plot and uninspired camera-work but appears to be only half-hearted in her portrayal of a grieving sister seeking to avenge her brother's tragic death.
The area in New York that is known as Hell's Kitchen has been successfully portrayed in other movies, most notably in Nicholas Cage's 'Bringing out the Dead'. However, his 'Gone in 60 Seconds' co-star is most unfortunately involved in something far from gripping, dramatic or emotional, which one must assume is what the director had in mind.
All in all, a very poor movie which doesn't do justice to some of the fascinating stories that could no doubt come out of 'Hell's Kitchen'; but don't worry Angelina - we still love you!
...only see if you are a die-hard Angelina fan...
those reviews are a joke...OK.. It's hard to see the faces during the robbery...
.. ok .. at the start you're not quite sure who the character are..
..but it's no Mulholland drive....
Only a dope would fail to be follow the intricate story line
or be touched by the depth of the characters.
This is one fo the best films I've ever seen.
None of your usual Hollwood tripe. The characters are gritty.
The story is disturbing.
But it's one hell of an experience.


I love Angelina... but not this movie
A must for Angelina fans
Hey be nice

I love Angelina... but not this movie
A must for Angelina fans
Hey be nice

I actually sat through this...who am I kidding?Where to start, where to start? How about my excuse for checking this out; my friend was actually the one who bought it, and I had been eyeing the dvd on his shelf for awhile. Time after time I asked to borrow it, and time after time he warned me not to. In true horror movie fashion, I didn't heed his advice...and paid for it...
Ah, but there are laughs aplenty. I'll go in order: the opening fight scene is a riot, with so many missed punches you would think they were shadow boxing. Mr. Estevez, who looks like a rattier version of Emilio, plays one of the workers leery of a recently excavated werewolf skeleton that has - bone ears. I would be leery as well. This is followed by alot of silliness. One of the workers was cut by the jawbone of the skeleton and turns into a wolf over the course of twenty long movie minutes in one of the most tedious transformations in werewolf history. He then alternates in appearance from hairy wolfman makeup to ape suit to hand puppet. Good stuff.
And then our hero is infected with werewolf-itis, and his girlfriend, talking like the great-grandaughter of the gypsy woman in 'The Wolfman' proclaims 'Paul, you eez war-wulf'. He then hilariously twitches as he changes to romp after a couple making out.
This leads to two of my favorite scenes. 1) he kills a young girl, chasing her through the night. She falls into a mud puddle and attacks! He throws her into the puddle - and looks at the camera as if the director tells him, 'hey man, you've got to kill her now.' Then he pounces, necking her better than her lover did moments earlier. 2) Yes, the pool hall scene. Tons of fluff, and no one notices the hero changing into a werewolf right at the booth! He then rampages through the hall, kills two men outside its door and runs off. ...moments later, cut back to the hall and the bodies are gone, a few people enter and everyone's still having a good time. His girl is still playing pool and it's super.
I'm not sure if the straight faces managed by the cast are due to the skill or unawareness of the actors that what they were doing was utterly terrible. And think, it took two guys to writue this! If you want jump cuts galore, no gore, shaggy ape suits, dreadful day for night photography, and a story that makes no sense - check this one out!
This Werewolf movie is so cool!
Tsih movie is da scariest!

Choppy plot, inconsistant characterization, plot holes...As the crew are exulting over the find, (the werewolf skeleton), one of the archaeologists, Yuri, picks a fight with one of the workers causing him to fall on the bones and get cut. This worker is rushed to the hospital, where he turns into a werewolf. Next scene: Evil Anglo archaeologists are celebrating their 'find of a lifetime' and are just about to plan on how they can get more funding for their research, when the news of the worker's rampage reaches them.
What follows is a choppy plot, wherein, Yuri, taking a sample of the infected worker's blood, deliberately infecting a security guard in the hope of making a real life werewolf to exploit to the meida. The plan goes awry, as lycanthropy is spread unwittingly throughout the town.
This movie was simply cheesy. The acting was terrible, and every possible stereotype was exploited to its full potential. From running girl, tripping and falling and savaged by the monster to the evil Anglo 'mad scientist's' intent on making millions with their brilliant research.
What really bothered me the most about this movie,though, was that, half way through the movie the entire cast seemed to be replaced by an entirely DIFFERENT cast, and the focus of the movie shifted entirely. What happened to the Native American worker in the hospital? What happened to the skeleton? I guess we'll never know... And perhaps that's a good thing.... Next.....
Great discriptions on the Wereolf legend!They can also tell when a man is Yalloglanchie. He takes on a series of strange body habits,like sleeping like a coyote, nose to [bottom]. The house begins to smell like coyote urine.
The above quote could be based on fact. It may not be but whether that and other quotes in the film about the myth are true or false i really like to watch this film because of the way the actors tell bout the acient legends.
Werewolf is so good to watch over and over again!

With a title like Rose Fairy Princess among its first releases, Angelina Ballerina, the PBS series centered on a single-minded mouseling, doesn't dance around the fact that it's strictly a girly-girl enterprise. But that's no strike against it; stereotypes aside, here's a cartoon as charming and accessible as the books by Katharine Holabird and Helen Craig from which it bloomed. In four episodes, our prim, pirouetting heroine gives stage jitters the heave-ho, begrudgingly baby-sits her young cousin at the fair, scores scarce tickets to see the legendary Whiskersevs dance, and stumbles off on a guilt trip when a local scamp gets the blame for an accident in the neighbor's garden. In addition to her grace, agility, and talent for tucking her tail into a tutu, Angelina boasts a big-name friend or two--Judy Dench gives voice to exotic, bejeweled ballet teacher Miss Lilly. --Tammy La Gorce
Friends Forever
Angelina values close friendships, but she's soon to discover that maintaining healthy friendships can require a good deal of effort and maturity. The joy of giving reluctantly replaces remorse when Angelina donates a beloved doll to charity in "Ballerina Rag Doll," and jealousy incites a lie that threatens to grow to massive proportions in "Angelina's Surprise." "Arthur the Butterfly" illustrates the concept that if you love something, sometimes you must set it free, and "Alice's Present" shows how an innocent mistake can undermine a solid friendship it it's concealed. Two "Little Stars" live-action segments help beginning ballerinas feel more comfortable about their first ballet class and offer a glimpse of the imaginative world of dancing in character. (Ages 3 to 8) --Tami Horiuchi

