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Blood Orgy of the She-Devils
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (14 August, 2002)
MPAA Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
Average review score:

Lame
Me and my cousin watched this movie on a late night thinking it might be good,but sorry i just didnt find it good,the killings were pretty fake to be honest,i only liked the dancing girls though,that was good enough,and the film seemed to short,i wouldnt waste your money on this,sorry i had to say this.

BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE-DEVILS!
Tantilizing title, I know. This little movie is choke-full of Black Magic, & focuses on sympathetic imagery, all performed by a merciless Witch, who actually manages to exhibit some imaginative techniques that could actually be utilized by the Satanist. She is quite interesting to watch, as memories of one's own practices in the Ritual Chamber begins to manifest. Her acting is at its best when she is cursing a victim, as opposed to her channelling an Amerind spirit, which is rather humorous.

There's a lot of good screaming from girls with healthy lungs, which adds that "classic" effect.

The wicked Witch is comissioned by a senator's political rival, to put him out of office by sinister means, & succeeds nicely. Unfortunately, one of those men is a double-agent, & assassinates her & her shaman, along with a pretty neophyte {THAT was a waste of some good flesh!} But the potent Witch resurrects herself & the shaman, by temporary transmogrification, into the bost of her black cat familiar. She then returns to her healed body, & forthwith gains vengence against the assassin. That got cheers from My company.

Then, she's off to attain more power at the Sabbath Rituals, {with the manditory human sacrifices}, & then the movie turns into a dualistic battle between "white" & "black" magic.

There isn't an actual orgy, per se, but there ARE lots of pretty girls to look at. The "blood orgy" indicated the massacre initiated by the "white" magician, who just could not mind his own damned business.

Be that as it may, Blood Orgy of the She-Devils is classic 60's & 70's horror-flick entertainment, & should stimulate quite a bit of laughter & interest.

Great Genre Movie...
Ted is a master film maker who loves his movies... this man did so much with so little. He did this one just as well as anybody could have with the amount of money.. Ted is awesome. Buy this movie.. I don't know who the Burlington, Ky person is but they did'nt see the same movie my friends and I saw. After all the movies Ted has made if anyone says he can't come up with a story or is'nt prepared is nuts. This guy knows what to do with a camera.


The Vampires Night Orgy
Released in DVD by Music Video Distribu (23 September, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: León Klimovsky
Average review score:

NOT the "nude" version...
Argentinean-born director Leon Klimovsky was no stranger to vampires, having done Paul Naschy's WEREWOLF VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN (aka THE WEREWOLF SHADOW) (1970) and SAGA OF THE DRACULAS (1972). Eclectic and Sinema Diable have released a widescreen disc of Klimovsky's third vampiric effort, THE VAMPIRE'S NIGHT ORGY. While not his best work, it's still a considerable slice of Spanish horror, and it still evokes a chill or two. This is the third DVD release of this title, as Pagan in the U.K. released it as a Pal disc, and here in the U.S., the budget label Alpha recently released it as well. But if you live in the States, Eclectic's is the one to stick with.

A bus carrying a group of new employees winds up in a small village after their driver has a sudden heart attack. The passengers stay at an old inn where the food, drink and service all seem great until strange things begin to occur. When there's not enough meat to keep the guests' appetite satiated, various extremities are axed from locals by a massive woodsman (Fernando Bilbao, an immense actor who played the Frankenstein monster in several Jess Franco films). The cuisine turns out to be leg of man, and one hapless woman (Dianik Zurakowska) finds a finger on her plate! A sexy Countess (Helga Line) appears to be the village matriarch and she bribes the visitors with cash for their inconvenience, as their bus is stranded. She seduces a young tutor, and then puts the bite on him as we discover the monster that she really is. In the meantime, others quickly become vampirized while trying to escape from the ghoul-infested community.

Klimovsky here gives us a minor endeavor, not the classic that his two previous vampire films were. Stagy shocks and silly antics replace the usual eroticism (when one character unknowingly eats human meat and says, "I've never tasted anything like it," another knowingly replies, "If it's one thing I'm sure of, it's that"), but it still manages to be fairly eerie.

Eclectic's DVD of THE VAMPIRE'S NIGHT ORGY presents an alternate "clothed" version as opposed to the one previously released on VHS by Sinister Cinema. Several nude scenes are now replaced, including Dianik Zurakowska's undressing for Jack Taylor--the film's hero, a peeping tom who spies through a tiny hole. In this version, she appears in a rather see-through blue nighty, while Sinister's displays her fully nude. Her second stripping fares better in the this version, allowing for more onscreen nudity not visible in the Sinister tape.

Another altered scene occurs when the Countess (Line, no stranger to nudity) seduces the pretty boy tutor. In Sinister's version, she is topless and there is some extended petting, while the Eclectic cut has her in a black nightgown. It's also worthy to note that this scene on the Sinister tape is accompanied by different music; a pop tune containing a female singer moaning and groaning on the soundtrack ("kiss me!"). Eclectic's disc represents the original Spanish cut (with the original Spanish credits), while Sinister's tape is the more extreme import version which played at American drive-ins in the mid-70s on a double-bill with Naschy's erotic-charged COUNT DRACULA'S GREAT LOVE.

Eclectic's DVD transfer is a vast improvement over the old Sinister cassette rendering, and seems to be using the same source print as the Pagan U.K. release. The Sinister print was taken from a rather beaten, slightly faded 35mm print, filled with jump cuts, scratches and water damage marks, and although it was slightly letterboxed, the image was still noticeably squeezed and not in its proper ratio. This DVD presents the film in its original 2.35:1 aspect ratio (non-anamorphic), and the composition is very complimentary. The print source is in nearly flawless shape, but the colors are slightly dull and darker scenes look a little too dark. The English-dubbed audio, with its pop/jazz music score is a bit flat sounding, but not bad.

There are no extras on the disc. Note that Alpha's recent budget DVD of THE VAMPIRE'S NIGHT ORGY includes the same widescreen print source. Although it's about half the price, the transfer has terrible resolution (lots of picture noise in faces), as well as some artifacting issues. Of the two U.S. versions of this title, Eclectic's wins hands down.


Vampires Night Orgy
Released in DVD by Gotham Distribution (10 June, 2003)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Jack Taylor
Average review score:

Put A Stake Through This DVD's Heart
Directed by Leon Klimovsky, creator of such equally dismissable films as WEREWOLF SHADOW, this 1974 Spanish film was recently inflicted upon me by a friend. Some friend! Because if you're looking for thrills and chills, believe me, you'll find leftovers for dinner much more disturbing.

The premise is basic. When their driver has a heart attack, a busload of tourists find themselves stranded in a strange, out of the way village. How strange is it? Well, it's so strange that so-called actress Helga Line lives there. As the "mysterious countess," Helga has big hair, big eyes, big fangs, and a big interest in having juicy-looking men over for dinner. Soon odd things begin to happen: there are screams in the night, dripping blood, etc. You get the picture.

The direction is fairly non-existent, and while my friend calls it "atmospheric," I felt the cinematography consisted largely of pointing a camera at random in the vain hope that something interesting might happen in front of it. As for the DVD quality, I've seen better and I've seen worse--but when a film is offered in its original widescreen ratio and you feel like you wouldn't be missing anything if it were in pan-and-scan, well, that pretty much says it all. That aside, you have your choice of the original Spanish language or badly dubbed English and a "photo gallery" of dubious interest.

If your taste runs to such drive-in delights as CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS, you might actually enjoy this film. But even so, this is one orgy that you won't be afraid to write home to Mom about, and while I frequently shut my eyes during the film I promise you it wasn't from fright. Final word: drive a stake through this DVD without opening the box.

GFT, Amazon Reviewer


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