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Schoolhouse Rock! - Special 30th Anniversary Edition
Released in DVD by Walt Disney Home Video (27 August, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
It's a good bet that any American kid growing up in the '70s or '80s learned some elementary lesson from the seminal musical series Schoolhouse Rock!. Airing from 1973 to 1984 (and often revived), the ABC Saturday morning shorts effortlessly introduced kids to grammar, science, multiplication, money, and American history--three minutes at a time. In one smart, comprehensive 2-disc set, all 46 songs and plenty of extras are collected. The four creators developed the series slowly, a welcome diversion from their advertising agency jobs, and ended up taking home four Emmys over the years. The background material includes 10 audio commentaries and a making-of feature for the new song, "I'm Gonna Send Your Vote to College." The DVD subtitle option is a great bonus for those who need to know every word from such favorites as "Three Is a Magic Number," "Interjections," "I'm Just a Bill," and "Conjunction Junction." (Ages 3 and older) --Doug Thomas
Average review score:

Disney Screws Up An Otherwise Great Thing
I agree with all the reviewers about the substance of the classic Schoolhouse Rock vignettes themselves - they're great.
However, I have several major complaints about what the evil trolls at Disney have done in putting this package together.
First, they have stuck trailers/advertisements for about five Disney video products on the front of the disc, so that if you just pop the disc and and let it run, you have to sit through all that stuff (or keep hitting the "next segment" button on your remote to skip them) before you get to the actual Schoolhouse Rock portion. I didn't pay good money for the privilege of having Di$ney jam additional advertising down my throat and that of my toddler.
Second, and somewhat less offensively, the organization of the individual vignettes through a "jukebox" menu function is somewhat interesting, but not very well implemented. Yes, it's kind of fun that there are menu seletions to watch just the "grammar" episodes or just the "math" episodes, or whatever. But you'd think, wouldn't you, that there'd be a plain old "watch 'em all from start to finish" option wouldn't you? But no.
The latter is a minor quibble. I'm particularly mad about all the Di$ney advertising they try to force on you.

Schoolhouse Rock! - Special 30th Anniversary Edition
As a child of the 70's, Schoolhouse Rock was as much of a Saturday morning tradition as pajamas, cartoons, and cereal. Now, as a fourth grade teacher, I have rediscovered the value of these timeless cartoons. What was once simple entertainment wedged between The Wonder League and various other ABC cartoons is now a valuable educational tool!

Each year my students learn and memorize the Preamble to the Constitution thanks to Schoolhouse Rock. And how interesting would the American Revolution be without No More Kings, Fireworks, or The Shot Heard 'Round the World? From a fourth grader's perspective, NOT VERY!

This DVD is a must have for students, teachers, and parents. This fun, entertaining quick review of these necessary skills is a great way to learn with your kids/students. After all, how else would we know that a conjunction's purpose is, "Hooking up words and phrases and clauses"?

Lifesaver for my daughter
My daughter is very bright but had trouble learning her multiplication tables. I tried everything, including hiring a tutor, but she still had trouble and was sad and frustrated. After a while I remembered that back in the 70s I had learned the multiplication tables myself on Saturday mornings watching Schoolhouse Rock! I was so excited to learn that there was a DVD available featuring the same excellent songs I had learned from as a child. Multiplication Rock did the trick! My daughter learned the multiplication tables backwards and forwards by watching the DVD every day for about a month, and I didn't have to nag her to study!


The Moody Blues - A Night at Red Rocks with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra
Released in DVD by Universal Music & VI (25 June, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
A Night at Red Rocks, taped in Colorado's gorgeous natural amphitheater in 1992, is an ambitious undertaking for these still-stomping rock dinosaurs: the classic Moody Blues lineup playing with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra and no safety net. The band rises to the occasion, giving fans a solid if sentimental survey of its long and prosperous career. The performances and the material vary in quality, but the group comes through where it counts. Hits like "The Voice," "The Story in Your Eyes," and "Nights in White Satin" sound great, as does "Question," the Moodys' greatest contribution to rock music.

The Symphony plays well, but the group misses some prime opportunities to use it, adhering to synth parts where an orchestra would have worked nicely (most notably in the rocking "Gemini Dream"). There's no surround mix here, but band leaders Justin Haywood and John Lodge deserve kudos for their able sound mixing. --Michael Mikesell

Average review score:

Okay but "Canyon" not good for sound
This was an "OK" concert; BUT out in the Red Rock canyon; the sound is displaced. The orchestra sound was just fine; but the Moody Blues themselves were "not great" to put it mildly. I AM A HUGE MOODY BLUES FAN; BUT THIS DVD IS NOT THE ONE YOU WANT.

Longer track list, but not a patch on Albert Hall DVD
The whole point of music DVD is to enjoy excellent sound and secondly, great picture quality. I expect surround sound with a music DVD, yet this Moody Blues doesn't deliver this. It only comes with 2.0 stereo. This is disappointing because producers can do tricks and create 5.1 remixes these days, even to the oldest 2 channel soundtracks. Purists may say "urgh" to this, but I really don't care.

While this DVD boasts a great long tracklist, I strongly urge fans to purchase the far superior "Moody Blues - Live at Royal Albert Hall". It was filmed in 2000, and features a totally beautiful DTS surround sound! On top of that, the image is almost crystal clear. Even with its shorter tracklist, it is a much wiser purchase - one which you will return to time and time again to watch! It will also give you what music DVD is supposed to give you - otherwise you may as well hang on to your old HI-FI music videos and live back in the 80's and 90's!

Brilliant music; forget about the hair
I have seen this DVD twice in a few months. it really is the definitive gig for the Moody's. Justin's voice lets him down on Tuesday Afternoon, but his guitar playing is nothing short of brilliant. The boys'hair was part of the fun. Ray Thomas had a Gary Glitter wig stuck on with glue, John Lodge was the archetypal explosion in a mattress factory and Justin Heyward had some cute quiffs. However, the setting was unbelievable. The music was the best of the best. Thoroughly enjoyable and a treat for Moody Fans!


Neil Young - Red Rocks Live / Friends + Relatives (DVD)
Released in DVD by Wea/Warner Bros. (05 December, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Neil Young
Average review score:

Great
If you're into Neil Young, this is a good one to have. This show must have been amazing for performer and audience alike. First, it's in a spectacular venue(Red Rocks), and second, a blustery cold front blows in during the show. Neil's hair is blown over the side of his face from the back, but it doesn't seem to affect him one bit. It's not the all time greatest concert film(that would be Stop Making Sense), but it's very good. A companion to this, which is also great, is Silver & Gold. That one's a lot different, finding Neil surrounded by about 15 guitars, alone on the stage, pouring Sierra Nevada into himself, and his heart out to the audience at another great venue, Bass Concert Hall on the UT-Austin campus.

A Must-Have!!
There are certain music videos that I consider "Must-Haves". This is by far one of them. Neil runs through a list of old and new while playing to an audience that is cold from a consistent 2 hour rain and snow storm in Colorado. His band is hand picked with all legendary Rock and Roll Hall of Famers. His wife and sister are fantastic as vocalists-and they are freezing! This DVD is in DTS sound which is spectacular. The "In Berlin" DVD does not hold a candle to the audio quality. This is a true "surround sound" gem. Others have commented on his "passion" during this performance not being there and his voice not up to par. What DVD are you watching? For all true fans of Neil Young and of home theater audio and video quality, this DVD is a must-have!

Excellent
Make no mistake about it -- of all the Neil Young concert DVDs that are out there, this is *by far* the best. As has been pointed out, the set list is wonderful. The performances are great -- Neil does have some trouble with the high notes, but Neil's voice was never Pavarotti's -- get over it, people. I love the band -- they're a bunch of older guys (sometimes I think Neil was obsessed with picking band members who look older than he does), but don't mistake their lack of physical motion for a lack of passion -- they rock. Keltner in particular is wonderfully fluid and dynamic in his playing. The venue is great, Neil is in a good mood. As to the so-called Neil Young fan below who made a comment about Neil's hair, you should be ashamed, ashamed, ashamed of yourself. If you are commenting on Neil's appearance, of all things, you obviously don't understand the first thing about Neil Young or his fans. What a low blow. For those of you who love Neil's music and want to have the closest thing to actually seeing him live, this is it. Sure, the Berlin DVD is good, but its entirely different thing -- with much poorer video and audio quality. I happen to love Trans and the songs on it, but lots of people don't -- if that describes you, Berlin is not a great place to start. I would rank Red Rocks as the number 1 disk, followed by Silver & Gold with Berlin and Rust trailing. I've never seen Year of the Horse.


The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Released in DVD by Hollywood Pictures (08 October, 2002)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Curtis Hanson
Starring: Annabella Sciorra and Rebecca De Mornay
A potboiler featuring a demented caretaker and a seemingly hapless suburban family, this is The Nanny of the 1990s. However, it is much more predictable than that 1965 Bette Davis psychodrama, and more graphic. It works only because Rebecca De Mornay makes us intensely uncomfortable as the disturbed au pair who wants to take care of much more than her employer's well-being.

Annabella Sciorra plays the perfect mother of a flawless family. Her obstetrician, however, is less than wonderful, having enjoyed her examination much more than he should have. When she files sexual harassment charges against the repugnant doctor, he loses face--literally--after shooting himself in the head. Several months later, an ideal nanny shows up at her home. You guessed it--she's the doc's widow.

The movie follows a tried and true formula, with the audience in on everything. However, the story does surprise us in intense and intimate ways. The visit to the obstetrician is one of the creepiest moments in the film. You definitely hear the voice of writer Amanda Silver in a plot concerned with the vulnerabilities of a family, a newborn, a marriage.

Since we know so much up front, there is an overall lack of inventiveness in the plot machinations. It may not jolt us, but De Mornay does. It's unsettling to watch someone who appears so attractive and who behaves so kindly suddenly reveal hideous psychopathic tendencies. Restraining herself from going over the top, she instead oozes such malevolence you'll want to shudder. --Rochelle O'Gorman

Average review score:

An Under-Rated Movie ...
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle is possibly the movie which uses music and symbolism most knowingly, to tell you what's going on at any one point. It's an under-rated movie in general! The film starts out very deliberately and there are virtually no surprises as the plot plods slowly and predictably along. After the first few minutes you know exactly what is going to happen at the end of the film. The plot concerns a woman's (Rebecca DeMornay) plans for revenge against another woman (Annabella Sciorra) whom she blames for the death of her husband and child. All of the woman's plots work out nearly perfectly and she is poised to take over the family and take the place of the woman she hates when at last something goes wrong with her plan. The director, Curtis Hanson, does a good job setting up the killer-in-the-creepy-dark-house sequence near the end of the film. There are a few surprises and some clever misdirection, but it does take a long time to get there. This movie is pure schlock, but it does have its moments. The acting is passable with a couple of good performances, one by Ernie Hudson, who was one of the Ghostbusters in those two popular films. The handyman part was originally written for a white actor, but Hudson was able to successfully campaign for the part. His performance is a bright spot in the film. This film while not cutting-edge, does hold up for viewing pleasure.

The 90's Classic Thriller About An Evil Babysitter
1992: I was too young to fully appreciate this film when it was first released. At this time in the early 90's, shocking thrillers of suspense dealing with the base instincts of humans for murder and revenge were very popular (Silence Of The Lambs won Best Picture) and the ever popular femme fatale- such as Sharon Stone's portrayal in Basic Instinct. Rebecca De Mornay rose to movie stardom at this time with her performance as Peyton, a vengeful and scheming baby-sitter. Rebecca De Mornay grew up in Europe although she was born in America - her father was the radical conservative talk show host Wally George whose show was popular in independent stations in the 80's and early 90's and who died recently. Opposite De Mornay is Annabella Sciorra, who plays the asthma-ridden but brave and good mother Claire, who has the seemingly perfect suburban dream life- a devoted husband, a daughter and a baby.

After it's been revealed that Claire's obstritician has sexually molested her, he commits suicide rathe than being put in jail. This triggers the consuming obscession for revenge in his widow, Peyton. Peyton takes a job as babysitter for Claire's baby and daughter Emma (played, it seems, by the child actress in Matilda).

Although Peyton comes off as innocent, helpful and utterly harmless, she slowly works her revenge over Claire and her family. She is breastfeeding Claire's baby without her knowledge, winning Emma's affection, gets rid of the African American help who knows too much, and even tries to seduce Claire's husband. The subtle way in which she does her evil is very frightening but the intensity grows most abundantly in the final portions of the film. This is a well-done movie, in almost Hitchcock psychological horror, and is a great adult film. I must stress that this is adult horror and that kids should not watch it. It would make them twice about their "real" babysitter. Of course, although there are a few bad apple babysitters, not all of them are like Rebecca De Mornay's wicked Peyton.

The Psycho Nanny From Hell!!!
This was a great drama/thriller about a woman that reports a doctor for molesting her during a pregnancy test. After he is charged and watches it aired on the news, he kills himself, leaving a beautiful wife and un-born child behind. The wife is so emotionally tramitized that the extreme stress causes complications with her pregnancy, and she tragically loses the baby. She is now mentally unbalanced and tracks down the woman who destroyed her family and poses as a nanny. She seems absolutly perfect until the woman discovers that her nanny is trying to steal her baby, family, and life from her. All hell breaks loose after this as the nanny continously tries to kill the woman so she can finally take her place and have a family of her own. The scene where the nanny has a violent breakdown in the green house shows just how serious she is. If you haven't seen this one already, you should definatly see it.


Stevie Nicks: Live at Red Rocks
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment 2 (23 March, 1999)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Stevie Nicks
Set against the raw majesty of Colorado's Red Rocks amphitheatre, this 1987, post-Fleetwood Mac concert by Stevie Nicks is pure rock & roll cabaret. Backed by the lapidary if impersonal arrangements of her sizable band, including ubiquitous session man Waddy Wachtel (Jackson Browne, Keith Richards) on guitar, Rick Marotta on drums, and mood-setter Jai Winding at keyboards, Nicks's dusky, chanteuse vocals bear down hard on this program's nine selections. Hard, but not always interestingly. Sorely missing is the rare alchemy of a real band like Mac, in which Nicks's irresistible status as grandiloquent white witch and heel- stomping rocker enlivens, and is enlivened by, the reciprocal quirks of fellow members. In this star-focused setting, Nicks doesn't get to dance freely on the ledges of Lindsey Buckingham's maniacal palaces. Her responsibility is to anchor a more predictable enterprise, and while that certainly doesn't dull Nicks's commitment, it obscures her artistry and makes her show look like a self-tribute at a supper club. Highlights include a driving cover of pal Tom Petty's "I Need to Know," a bluesy "Talk to Me," and a touching "Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You." A still photograph of Nicks and Mick Fleetwood (who adds percussion at a couple of points) that kind of dissolves in and out during "Beauty and the Beast" is embarrassing, but makes it perfectly clear what that particular tune is about. Peter Frampton shows up for an encore of "Edge of Seventeen," as do a bunch of white-winged doves someone releases from the audience, one of which finds refuge in Nicks's palm and decides to stay awhile. Ahh, rock's very own Snow White. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

This is awful.
Hey! I love Stevie and have since 1977. I waited a long time to purchase this video, and I was very disappointed. The close-ups are obviously staged--her hair is not even the same. So, my advice to other consumers is: don't waste your money. Use your energy to lobby for re-release of BUCKINGHAMNICKS.

I was at this Red Rocks Concert
I am a long-time Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac fan (since Sunday Break I in Austin, TX - 1977). I have had the pleasure of meeting Stevie Nicks and would love to see her in concert again. This Red Rocks concert was at a low point in her life/career and I would not recommend the DVD. As another reviewer put it - your time and energy would be better spent lobbying for a re-release of BuckinghamNicks.

A blast from the past
I really enjoyed seeing this 80's era DVD of classic Nicks concert footage. The scenery was so nice in the hills and moutains of the red rocks. It was nice how the dove stayed in her hands, didn't want to fly away. Edge of Seventeen a favorite of mine, rocks like nothing else. It's kind of funny seeing Stevie with all that 80's big hair, but nevertheless, you'll love this dvd if you are a hard core fan.


Carrot Top Rocks Las Vegas
Released in DVD by Delta Entertainment (21 October, 2003)
MPAA Rating: R (Restricted)
Director: Steve Hanft
This fever dream of a Vegas comedy show finds prop-comic Carrot Top surrounded by showgirls, fire-breathing dragons, fog, strobe lighting, and the hysterical love of his fans. The orange-maned CT does bits about flying into Sin City, lost luggage, lost women--the works. It's all good, but his trademark, show-and-tell stuff is more effective: a lunchbox for fat kids (actually five interconnected lunchboxes), a hollow-bellied mannequin that serves as a buffet buddy, an expanding-contracting bra designed for Britney Spears, and tiny luggage suitable for tight storage. Penn and Teller make a cameo appearance during a humiliating dream sequence, but there's plenty of embarrassment to spread around as Carrot Top does his prop-heavy impressions of Kate Winslet, Tom Petty, Steven Tyler, and numerous other notables. The show has been heavily embellished, in a post-production sense, for home viewing, including weird (and sometimes annoying) drawings and film inserts. Not necessary, but not a problem either. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Huge disappointment- save your money!
Save yourself $20, and use it to go see Carrot Top live if he's ever in your neck of the woods.I've been a huge fan of his since the late '80s, when he was doing the comedy club circuit in L.A. He's a brilliant comedian and his props are outrageously funny...but this movie was a rip-off. It was a rip-off because half the stated running time is actually a "behind the scenes" look at the taping- who cares! I wanted more than the mere 34 minutes of Carrot Top! I would have been happy with an unadulterated taping of one of his live shows. Instead, dumb dream sequences and an annoying redneck bit that kept popping up got in the way of the straight stand-up comedy that he is so brilliant at. Save your money.

The guy is very funny, this DVD is not.
It might be worth the price if you took out all the home made video editing and effects. You would be left with 20 minutes of Carrot Top being genuinely funny. You could use the rest to torture confessions out of felony suspects. You could see in quite a few places how a Las Vegas concert video could have been great, and some behind the scenes "just hanging out with The Top" would have been a bonus.

Could have been amazing, instead...
blah. While it was still a fun and enjoyable watch, I was sorely dissapointed with this DVD. Having seen Carrot Top live five times, I know his material pretty well. Many of the routines were cut short too much to know what the hell was going on! It is also clear that while CT is one of the most talented stand up performers of our time, when it comes to scripted material, he tanks. The dream sequences that constantly interupted the show were distracting and pathetic. Also, what was with the horrid clip art that would randomly flash across the stage? All I wanted was a concert DVD of his amazing performances. Instead, I got a mediocre video that was worth the entrance fee of 8 bucks, but nothing more.


Water Drops On Burning Rocks
Released in DVD by Zeitgeist Video (09 October, 2001)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: François Ozon
Average review score:

odd but good
To concentrate on the unbelievable elements of the plot is to miss the point I think. I'm not sure what the point is, but it's a funny film, and the characters are certainly interesting. Ludivine Sagnier is superb as Anna, Franz's ex-girlfriend.

You could do a lot worse, and you could do a lot better.

For those with eclectic tastes... a great art house film
Capsule review:

An entertainingly dark sexual farce about the antics of a cranky businessman and his 19 year-old male lover when the boy's ex-girlfriend tries to rekindle the flame. Peculiar, charming Fassbinder work. If you like art house films, try this one.

AKA 'Gouttes d'eau sur pierres brûlantes'

Actors: Bernard Giraudeau, Malik Zidi, Ludivine Sagnier. Directed by François Ozon. 1999 France Kodak Color 90 min. WS Dolby Digital 2.0 In Français+Deutsch. Subtitles: English. Drama/Period 1970s.

Funny, stylish, powerful - even if haven't seen Fassbinder
With his deliriously rich fourth feature, Water Drops On Burning Rocks, François Ozon (See The Sea, Under The Sand, 8 Women) tackles the legacy of the great Rainer Werner Fassbinder in fascinating ways, even as he refines his own distinctive voice. This brilliantly acted film is alternately tender and sardonic, visually opulent yet claustrophobic, and wise beyond its years.

Although you do not need to have seen a single Fassbinder to enjoy Ozon's film, those people familiar with the German enfant terrible will recognize his perennial theme of the vicious circles of exploitation - with all of the attendant love, loathing and unsettling but sometimes hilarious humor. Yet his worldview is refracted through a new, and razor-sharp, perspective. Middle-aged Leopold and 20-year-old Franz obviously love each other, but their familiar, and all-too-human, inability to communicate divides them. Into that breach Leopold is only too eager to bring exploitation, as he turns Franz into a hausfrau, albeit one in lederhosen instead of pantyhose. Typical of Fassbinder, we see the exploitation spiral into a second generation, as Franz uses Leopold's strategies on his former girlfriend, Anna, when she makes a surprise visit in the hope of snagging back her beau. Perhaps the most poignant, and surprising, example of these circles - within circles - of need and frustration comes when we learn the story of the mysterious Vera, Leopold's former lover.

Ozon also uses, and creatively plays with, Fassbinder's visual style, especially as seen in the ravishing Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant. Like Fassbinder he narrows the visual field with edges of walls, doors, and windows to re-frame and imprison the characters, and employs frontal shots, extreme angles, and merciless close-ups; although Ozon favore more diffused lighting. Like his predecessor, Ozon wrests genuine visual beauty from the claustrophobia of the single hermetic setting. He also paid meticulous attention to a dead-on recreation of a 70s bachelor pad, from clunky rotary-dial phones to swamp-like shag rugs.

There is also much of originality here; and Ozon had not set out to make a neo-Fassbinder picture. As he remarked, he had "wanted to make a film about a couple for a long time.... about the difficulty of living together and putting up with the daily routine. In discovering Fassbinder's play, I realized that I didn't need to write an original screenplay.... Funny and moving at the same time, the breakdown of the couple touched me."

Ozon brings the play to life, inspiring in his four cast members performances of outstanding range and depth. Fassbinder is justly praised for his use of actors, but as a disciple of Brecht and Godard he often emphasized the political ideas which his characters embody, creating an intentional distance between audience and the allegorized figures onscreen. With Ozon, the ideas are there for anyone interested in extracting them, but there is more spontaneity. And Ozon is already a master at revealing increasingly subtle psychological layers in his extended scenes with characters - most notably Franz - alone. To take one example, Franz in the bathtub reading Heinrich Heine's poem "Lorelei" is not just some highbrow beefcake shot. Ozon and actor Malik Zidi show us the minute workings of Franz's mind and emotions, in this intensely private moment. Even in the astonishing final scenes, when the film reaches its ironic (and typically Fassbinder) climax, Ozon has his actors emphasize the flesh-and-blood humanity of the people whose lives they are not only inhabiting but revealing. I am in no way denigrating Fassbinder; but this is a major, albeit subtle, difference between the two filmmakers.

The picture's most delightful moment - which Fassbinder would never have filmed - is the wild dance number in the fourth (of four) acts, using an infectious 70s Euro-pop anthem, "Dance the Samba With Me." Ozon keeps Fassbinder's head-on visual style - the quartet arranged in a (ahem!) straight row - but the energy is purely his own. Not only does the dance give a burst of adrenaline, as it hurls the film towards its climax, it also reveals character. We vividly see one reason for Leopold's phenomenal sex appeal: His swiveling hips might have turned even Elvis's head. This scene also shows that Ozon is part of the modern French cinematic tradition, recalling the whackily unforgettable madison danced by Godard's titular Band of Outsiders (1964).

Comparisons aside, Ozon has created an exceptional film in his own right: Funny, caustic, stylish, disturbing, and memorable. He has brought a strikingly fresh vision to this wittily pessimistic play of ideas (about love, power, and gender roles) and tangled emotions. And although Fassbinder might have been surprised by the changes (like grafting one of his most personal later films, In a Year of 13 Moons, onto the final act of one of his earliest plays), you can imagine him reveling in Ozon's accomplished visual style (both allusive and original), his command of narrative rhythm, the richness of the performances, and even those wonderfully unique moments - like the samba - which just might have set Rainer Werner's own toes a-tapping.


Sorcerer on the Rocks
Released in DVD by A.D. Vision (15 January, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Satoru Akahori
The title of this two-part OAV was changed from Chivas 1-2-3 for the U.S. release because of copyright issues. The slapstick sword-and-sorcery saga takes place on the Spooner Continent, the setting for Sorcerer Hunters, but the only link between the shows is screenwriter Hiroyuki Kawasaki. Shibas Scotch is a cloddish wizard-warrior, who travels with curvaceous "Sister of the Gold Cross" Gin Fizz; Kiss, an elfin werewolf; and Genmi, a junior warrior with a terminal crush on "Lord Shibas." To settle the debt Shibas owes the raucous Million Dollar, the quartet is forced to fight a monster that's either a god or an extremely advanced war robot. It all adds up to a very silly mock epic that overflows with "fan service" nudity. The OAV feels like a pilot for a series that remains unmade. Rated 15+: Nudity, violence, violence against women, sexual humor, alcohol and tobacco use. --Charles Solomon
Average review score:

not terrible, but not terribly good either
Sorcerer On The Rocks is a semi-decent little OAV. The...uh, for lack of a better term, hero, Shibas Scotch is faintly reminiscent of Dark Schneider from the Bastard!! anime series, but lacks most of Dark Schneider's redeeming qualities. I gave it two stars because the characters are interesting if not particularly likeable and the animation is superb, but the plot is mostly T&A and excuses for T&A...the only unalloyed praise I can give it is that watching it caused me to go out and buy The Sorcerer Hunters (which is ten thousand times better) just to find out what the heck was going on. Not an awful show, but really not worth the time and money investment.

Okay.
It's good enough to watch once, but I can't picture watching it more than a couple of times. There were a couple of times I thought "hey this part is funny" but for the most part it wasn't very amusing. If they ever do have any more I probably would rent them.

This can't be all... can it?
I'm going to name the goods and bads of this anime.
Goods: Its from the guys who did Sorcerer Hunters. This had a lot of SH type of humor and some connections to it(world-wise). The comedy is also pretty well done. Love that *beep* joke. No I'm not censoring myself. There is also somewhat of a similarity to Bastard in here in that Shibas and Dark Schneider are both perverted ... kickers.
Bads: TOO SHORT. There can't be just two episodes, can there? Can there? Plus I didn't approve of them ending it with such a hokey ending. Plus, there was actually some unnecessary nudity. Yes that's right, UNNECESSARY.

Other than that, this is a cool anime. If you can find it cheap, you won't be disappointed.

And to all you dissing it, why don't ya just remember its from SH's creators?! They like doing perverted, funny, cool stuff.


Hollywood Rocks 'n' Rolls in the '50s
Released in DVD by Passport Video (26 December, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Michael Ochs
Average review score:

Don't buy this one even 1 star is to much
This dvd is only for people who never heard of Rock 'n' Roll. It's a shame that Michael Ochs (who once send me a personal copy of his wonderful Rock Archives) give so many words and smiles on this bad documantairy. (sorry Michael, when comes a new edition of your great book?) Don't buy this one but if you really want to... you can have mine.


Bill and Gloria Gaither and Their Homecoming Friends: Red Rocks Homecoming
Released in DVD by Emi Distribution (16 September, 2003)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Bill & Glori Gaither
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