3Deep Movie Reviews


1 star to many.
Often called a french version of The Blair Witch Project
Deep in the woods of seduction.

Fun movie but so so DVD
Decent monster flick.Actually a fair little Sci-fi movie with cool looking Crab monsters and Miguel Ferrer from " Robocop" in a little role.
A great midnite horror flick!

More like a travel program than an undersea program

Meanwhile, back in the 60s.
Awesome - if you're a B movie scifi or Terry Farrell fan
How can you NOT love this movie???It was recommended by Wil on his site (see url below) yesterday so we hopped down to the video store and rented it. It's cheesy and fun and a great movie.
Nice death scene, Wil....


IT SINKS!!
SO BAD IT'S, WELL, BADIn "WAR GODS OF THE DEEP," the late and much-lamented Vincent Price co-stars with 50s pretty boy Tab Hunter in an adaptation of an Edgar Allan Poe story that pits he-men against gill-men with sexy Susan Hart caught in the middle.
See, Price is uberlord of a lost underwater city (apparently built by a low bid papier mache developer), and he's got gillgoons that kidnap landubbers. The second half is a showdown between brave humans and slimy fishmen with an angry, about to blow volcano towering over everything. ...
This gets 3 stars 'cause Vincent Price and Edgar Poe had a hand in it.
Enjoyable and Visually Appealling Film

MaybeThe DVD jukebox would have been better without the cheap and uninspiring advertising that almost ruins Emerson Lake and Palmer and stops me from watching more than 10 seconds of any one else.Shoddy.
3 stars for 3 songs, but the price and material is right

Like a runway model...
soothing deep

Yu-Gi-No!You shouldn't even call it anime, there is hardly any
character animation, it's all talking and implied still shots.
This might be good for small children, but if you want a
real anime buy:
Pioneer's Uncut Sailor Moon (Watch it in japanese)
Maho Tsukai Tai
Evangelion
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
All of the above have acclaim and are of high quality
Treat yourself to something that wasnt cooked up to sell
trading cards!
Yu-Gi-Oh (And -Oh is it bad)
A Whale Of a Tale!

Experience The Deep
Very Poor Quality for a DVDThe price does not compensate for such a low quality work. Instead I recommend spending more money buying another title.
The only reason to buy this title is to find out if your DVD actually works.
Good for kids

Not so deep junkDeep Water sloshes through water parted 30 years ago by one of the classic adventure films of the late 20th century, Poseidon Adventure. Like Poseidon, it involves a cruiseliner that is hit by a tidal wave and capsizes. Like Poseidon, everyone dies except maybe 5 people. Like Poseidon, the only way to get out is to travel up to the lower hull to escape.
Deep water tries to be unique by adding guns and bad guys. There's no Gene Hackman yelling at God in this movie. Instead we have terrorists trying to kidnap an heir's daughter and a US Marine trying to stop them amidst rushing water, excruciatingly bad dialog and mediocre visual effects. We even have sharks swimming around in a kitchen in a place where there is no obvious way they could have gotten there. Oooo! How original.
This is clearly a rip off of a far better film. The film even recognizes it halfway through when one of the bad guys on the ship gets upset about the situation and announces, "We're living in the Poseidon Adventure . . . , and I for one intend to be in Ernest Borgnine's group when they pop the hull and haul his fat butt out."
At least they admitted it.
There really isn't very much redeeming about this film. Not even the performance by the late James Coburn could do anything to help it. Then again, since his entire part in the movie involved him sitting helplessly on a naval destroyer and fuming at politicians, I suppose it's not much of a surprise.
The only good thing about this movie is the opening theme. It's sort of catchy.
Moving to the DVD itself. This release is a fullscreen and pan+scan version with Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound. The video quality is actually fairly good.
Like many budget DVDs, it lists its interactive menus and inclusion of scene selections, subtitles and theatrical trailers as Bonus Features. Strange how they call them Bonus Features, when 99.9% of DVD releases have them.
Bottom line? Get the Poseidon Adventure instead. It's a far more entertaining and a far better movie than this halfhearted ripoff of it.
Deep Debt