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FMW (Frontier Martial Arts Wrestling) - Final Encounter
Released in DVD by Tokyo Pop (09 April, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Masato Tanaka
Average review score:

Not Too Good
This was my first FMW video, and it wasn't too good.

- Crazy Boy vs. Ricky Fuji: Crazy Boy is the younger cousin of Super Crazy. There are only some highlights. Some nice high-flying moves and creative counters. Frankensteiner, twisting sunset-flips, brainbustersMost of it was clipped, though.
RATING: 1/2*

- Two porn stars go one-on-one: Both are really hot girls. Flying Kid Ichihara referees the match. This is the worst wrestling match I've ever seen. I myself could not picture a worse match in my mind. This is the worst match in the history of professional wrestling, and that covers a lot of ground. El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez, The Big Show, Mick Foley, Axl Rotten, even The Sandman could wrestle more technically-sound than this. They did a clothesline that was so terrible-looking, I'd have trouble putting it into words.
RATING: -9467694694697...Get the point?

- Six Person Tag Team Match: This is intergender. It features names like Chocoball Mukai, Emi Motogawa, Kaori Nakayama, and some others.
Again, highlights only. Not very good. A nice surfboard stretch, but otherwise it's bad.
RATING: 1/4*

- Samoan Gangsta Party vs. Sasaki & Hideki Hosaka: Eddie Fatu of the Gangsta team is Rikishi's cousin, and wears a Rikishi shirt. His partner is Matt E. Smalls. The Samoan Gangsta Party had a short stay in ECW, engaging in some matches against Mustafa Saed and New Jack, The Gangstas. This match is very bloody, but isn't that bad. There's some great spots. A chokeslam on a bunch of chairs. A tope through a table. A double chokeslam. A dive off of a ten-foot balcony. This one wasn't terrible.
RATING: *5/8

- Kintaro Kanemura vs. Ryuji Yamakawa: These two are both from Big Japan. The match is very bloody, but it's rather good. They brawl backstage and a light tube is broken over Kanemura's head. Back at ringside, a nice Fire Thunder Driver (Jumping Sitdown Piledriver [like Rikishi did in his 1999-early 2000 WWF days]) off the apron through a ringside table and an amazing senton bomb by Yamakawa off of a balcony through a table is also featured!!! Yamakawa uses his double underhook face plant twice, and the move is quite a cool sight to see. This was a good hardcore match.
RATING: **

- Mr. Gannosuke vs. Sabu: The match is rather short. Sabu gets in some of his usual slingshot/springboard spots, but the match ends when each uses a fireball against eachother. Ouch...the match was WAY too short and was way below my expectations.
RATING: 1/2*

- WEW World Heavyweight Title Match: Kodo Fuyuki vs. Koji Nakagawa(C): The match is very long, but it's also rather good. There's some brawling, and then some nice exchanges in the room. There's a lot of drama. A good match, but not great.
RATING: **7/8

- Hayabusa vs. Masato Tanaka: Before the match, Jinsei Shinzaki (Hakushi in the WWF) enters and sits in the crowd to watch. Tanaka enters first. He's a former ECW Champion who engaged in several incredible battles with Mike Awesome. Hayabusa then enters, and if you're wondering who he is, I'll tell you. Hayabusa is a spectacular athlete with a dark gimmick. His character is a combination of The Undertaker, Edge, Gangrel, Vampiro, Great Muta, and Yoshihiro Tajiri. He plays a mysterious character, but unlike most guys like that, he's an incredible fan favorite. The guy has tons of finishing moves, including the Stardust Press (Shooting Star Press), the Firebird Splash (450 Splash), the Phoenix Splash, the Falcon Arrow (Vertical Suplex into a sitdown bodyslam/piledriver), and the H Thunder (side bodyslam piledriver [Tommy Dreamer's Dreamer Driver]). These two guys put on FMW's greatest match ever in the late '90's. While this isn't their best, this is a great match. Tons of psychology. Great matwork. Incredible spots. Terrific drama. Awesome bumps. The two have definitely done better, but for a U.S. fan that wants to see FMW at it's best, this is a good match. Hayabusa cuts a promo afterwards (w/out his mask).
RATING: ***1/2

This Pay-Per-View was called "Backdrift," and while the main event and pre-main event was good, nothing else was too watchable. I really would recommend "The Judgment" or "International Slaughterhouse." The Hayabusa and Masato Tanaka videos are also good. The two announcers (Dan Lovranski ... & Don Watanabe) who speak English aren't too good, either. Not recommended unless you really want it.

Bought it for 10 dollars, if i had to i'd pay 30 again.
okay the first review was very harsh, but i agree that the first few matches well, ya know, like a vacuum i suppose. but once you get past that the matches (forgive me because i only saw it once and this is only my third fmw dvd so i forgot the names of a few) on the last half or 3rd are truly mind blowing. tis contains the 5th best match i've ever seen(1st: owen vs. bret hart, anyone, 2nd: Jerry Lynn vs. RVD, 3rd: Owen Hart vs. Shawn Michals, 4th: Step mother vs. negumikudo) and it is Masato Tanaka vs. Hayabusa. Simply put it is without a doubt this is the best combination of styles i've ever seen. not easily put into words so just check it out.


FMW (Frontier Martial Arts Wrestling) - War of Attrition
Released in DVD by Tokyo Pop (09 April, 2002)
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Starring: Fmw and Masato Tanala
Average review score:

A Fun Highlights Reel, But In No Way Reel-y Perfect...
FMW's "War of Attrition" is in NOT the classic FMW video you're looking for. All the matches save one have been edited for the benefit of showing the most outrageous, most audacious spots throughout a considerable period of FMW's history (somewhere between 1999 and 2000). Sadly, this editing strips many stars of their presence (I can name many wrestlers here whose potential graces are cut from our sights). Worse, the story is confused once Fuyuki arrives into the scene after supposedly being kicked out.

Highlights

Many ECW stars are featured in this video. The most prominent of them is Balls Mahoney, everyone's favorite chair-swinging freak. Mahoney has been an ECW tag team champ with FMW's own Masato Tanaka, so no wonder he is so highly respected among FMW. Other stars include Tajiri and Super Crazy (who are sadly not shown here in full), Pitbull #1 (who's disappeared from America's ECW since 1998), and even Paul Heyman, the big boss of ECW. Sorry, but Tommy Dreamer and RVD are nowhere to be found.

The top FMW stars are H, Ganosuke and Masato Tanaka. Tanaka plays the big heel who is jealous of H and Ganosuke's friendship and respect. So, Tanaka begins wreacking havoc on FMW by joining ECW. Lots of bloodshed, acrobatics, and smashed noggins abound. This video is definitely for Tanaka fans, since he stars in at least 4 matches in this tape.

H is the legendary man FMW knows best as Hayabusa, except he is unmasked, looking like a Japanese version of Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". He knows many many moves, from Fame-Asser to Rockbottom to the Firebird Splash (not all these moves are named, though). Fans of H and Hayabusa will be pleased that both versions of the aerial master can be seen here several times over.

You like tables? Well, in almost every match, someone falls down a table. Sorry, no ladders.

My favorite scene happens close to the end of the tape. In a match where H and Ganosuke are set to fight Tanaka and Mahoney, Mahoney grabs H and spike piledrives him off the ropes! The driver is so effective that H can't get up, and Mahoney is holding his head in utter shock! Mahoney's white expression is priceless, and so is the next scene, where someone carries an unconscious H over his shoulder. This is absurdity at its very best.

Dan Lovranski and John Watanabe, the so-called infamously bad announcers of FMW, do a much better job calling the shots than any other tape I've seen. It's too bad this isn't the best video from FMW.

"War of Attrition" lacks "Rule the Asylum's" complete matches and "The Enforcer's" flowing narrative style, and should best be worth a rent for wrestling fans. Other people, beware.

More FMW Madness...
Here we have another of Tokyo Pop's endless FMW releases - War of Attrition. The wrestling, announce and production quality of this series has been sort of hit and miss, and that is exactly how I would rate the bottom line on this offering as well.

First the good - the wrestling is actually hard worked and exciting. While some may criticize Tokyo Pop for editing the slow points of the matches, I think what's left is all we really want to see and keeps the action moving. One match in particular - H & Mr. Ganosuke vs. Masato Tanaka & Tetsuhiro Kuroda being an exceptional standout worth the price of admission alone. That match is high spot heaven, trust me...

Now, on to the inevitable bad. This series took an big step forward and another one back when they changed the announce teamed with Dan "The Mouth" Lovranski (forward step FYI) and then saw fit to take away the original Japanese track (umm... that was the backwards part). Tokyo Pop, hear my words - choice is good. Worse yet, in this release Lovranski and John Watanabe spend an inordinate amount of time bickering back and forth in support of the baby face (John takes this duty) or the heel (Dan's got that covered). I thought this wrestling announce routine went out with Jesse Ventura and Gorilla Monsoon. It just seems so rehearsed and unnecessary; the people making these production decisions need to realize it's target audience - and respect them.

Again as I have in the past I will recommend this series, if only by default. In a country where there is a severe lack of choice in Pro Wrestling product, any alternatives from the mainstream are welcome. And in this particular release - War of Attrition, the wrestling stands on it's own merits quite well indeed. Now if some North American publisher would just secure the rights to release All Japan, New Japan or Noah Pro Wrestling on DVD - I would be the first to pre-order it. Honest!!!


George Carlin - Personal Favorites
Released in DVD by Mpi Home Video (28 August, 2001)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: George Carlin
After starring in a dozen or so HBO Special Presentations, comedian George Carlin has amassed a substantial body of work in the cable channel's vaults. Personal Favorites is a greatest-hits package, a selection of some of Carlin's best moments on HBO from 1977 to 1998 and, not coincidentally, some of his most enduring comic routines from any medium. Among the highlights is the satirist's classic "A Place for My Stuff" ("Your house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it"), stupid rules for kids ("The first sign of a dumb rule is 'Because I said so'"), and updating sports rules for fun and profit ("Let the Red Cross pick up the injured"). If some of the bits aren't quite up to par ("Earrings"), others border on folk wisdom (Carlin's brilliant "Baseball vs. Football" monologue) and political rage ("This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free"). All in all, this is a very fine anthology of Carlin's two decades of life on cable. --Tom Keogh
Average review score:

Something of a disappointment to me... read why
I received this disc as part of the Carlin Collection box set, and I'm sorry to say I was rather disappointed with it. About half of the material in this compilation is culled from his other standup DVDs included in the set! And I'm pretty sure the other half will see digital video release in their uncut, full-hour glory in the near future. So just grab the other GC standup DVDs, and don't worry about this one.

Actually, even with this dud, the Carlin Collection Box Set is still a better deal than buying the individual platters separately. So go for the box set instead, and pay this disc no mind. Pretend it's a complimentary coaster or mini-frisbee or something. Of course, if your curiosity's piqued about what's on this particular platter... well, there's nothing I can do to stop you, is there?

'Late

funniest yet
I have seen almost all of George Carlin's videos and this is by far my favorite. How could you beat the best of George Carlin. Great video


Marilyn Horne - A Reminiscence
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (19 December, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: Marilyn Horne
Average review score:

Informative, but light on musical highlights
This is a solid, well produced 52 minutes of dialog on the life and origins of Marilyn Horne. Fans of the great diva will enjoy this chatty glimpse into her early years, and it is always interesting to view Ms Horne at her informal best, laughing at things that few of us are fortunate enough to have experienced. Those who want to hear her fabulous mezzo-soprano voice put through its rather formidable paces will be greatly disappointed, however, as there is not a single complete song or aria anywhere on this disc. There are many two-minute snippets of Ms Horne singing, and you get a glimpse of what is surely one of the two or three greatest voices of this century. But you never get to hear anything complete, start to finish, which seems a terrible waste. Surely 20 minutes of Ms Horne in recital could have been added to flesh out this disc. That said, buy this disc and enjoy it for what it does offer, which is a funny and heartwarming look at the life of a true SuperStar.

I just did not get enough of Ms. Horne's music
We just got snippets of her wonderful arias. More I say!
Anyway the whole DVD is too superficial but I enjoyed it anyway.


Modern Warriors
Released in DVD by Lions Gate Home Ente (20 August, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Peter Spirer
Average review score:

What the martial arts is NOT about !
On the surface, "Modern Warriors" seems to be a documentary
celebrating the diversity, philosophy and techniques of the modern world of martial arts. However, about one third of the way through this film it becomes apparent that what you are really watching is really more propoganda in support of no-holds-barred fighting and glorification of the violent attitudes inherent in street-fighting.

Although it features true legends of the martial arts such as
Furio Demura, Jet Li, Tak Kubota, Benny "the Jet" Urquidez,
Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Rorion Gracie, Bill "Superfoot" Wallace, Bong Soo Han,and Bas Rutten, it understates the importance of the philosophy of the martial arts and fails to provide the answer to the important question of what distinguishes martial arts from the simple bully mentality and sloppy tactics of street fighting. What's worse is that the video seems to cover traditional martial arts in the introduction only to later ridicule it when juxtaposed next to semi-realistic
footage of street fights and no-holds-barred matches.

I'm not exactly sure what the point of showing miscellaneous home video style street-fighting footage is either. In covering this phenomena, the film itself seems to drop down to the level of its subject matter and even some of the martial artists who should know better such as Richard Norton and actor Louis Mandylor get caught up in the bashing of formal martial arts training. These comments contribute to the overall negative feeling of this film.

If the point of this film is to present the emergence and evolution of the sport known as no-holds-barred fighting,
then it falls short here as well by neglecting to mention the fact that even in these so called "reality fighting" contests, good technique and disciplined training usually win out in the end.
The filmmakers fail to point out that one of the primary goals of martial arts is the _striving_for_perfection_ of technique, whether it be a technique of striking, blocking, throwing or grappling.

The only saving grace of this video are the interviews and footage of Benny "the Jet" Urquidez, Don the Dragon Wilson and Bill "Superfoot" Wallace: three exceptional martial artists who successfully applied their martial arts training in the world of full-contact fighting without forgetting about their roots in traditional martial arts.

Do you know the difference between Martial Arts and fighting ?
Unfortunately the filmmakers of "Modern Warriors" do not seem
to know. Instead of using the tremendous amount of wisdom and talent they had before them to create an inspirational documentary about the true meaning of the martial arts and the spirit and dedication of its practitioners, they decided to
edit the footage and interviews in such a way that ultimately
glorifies macho street violence and no-holds-barred fighting.

An amazing look into what is real in the Martial Arts
In this enlightening and highly entertaining video, we see some of the great masters in martial arts give answers to questions that any martial arts practioner has always wanted to ask, such as; "What would a martial arts master do when confronted with a gun." Well those types of questions are answered in this video. Modern Warriors celebrates the diversity of styles within martial arts but it also makes distinctions between what is real and what isn't. Can you really protect yourself studying martial arts? Or are you even studying the right martial art? What can you expect to get out of studying the martial arts? There's some great action in this film too, I was never able to see some of the legends that I had heard about like, Benny the Jet, or Don "The Dragon" Wilson, but seeing that footage really brought it home as to why they are so great, and the K-1 stuff is just amazing. The only problem with the DVD is that it is too short; some stuff gets covered too quickly. Also I can see some real old school martial arts traditionalists might get [upset] a little, but it belongs on every martial artist's shelf.


Salieri - Falstaff / Östmann, Del Carlo, Ringholz, Croft, Schwetzinger Festspiele
Released in DVD by Arthaus Musik (01 August, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Directors: Claus Viller and Agnès Meth
Thanks to Peter Schaffer's Amadeus, Antonio Salieri has been immortalized as the mediocre musician who probably poisoned Mozart in a fit of jealousy over the latter's immense talent. While history has been less than kind to Salieri, occasional stagings of his operas and recordings of his works show that this ignorance is not entirely justified. His opera Falstaff is one of several based on Shakespeare's immortal comic creation, and while not as memorable as Otto Nicolai's The Merry Wives of Windsor or Verdi's immortal Falstaff, Salieri's version passes its two hours onstage with a pleasing comic touch.

This 1995 performance from the Schwetzinger Festspiele in Germany is proof positive that Salieri's operas can hold their own onstage. Director Michael Hampe stages the farce at a brisk but never breakneck pace, and he and his designers conjure up a plausibly comic world. John de Carlo looks exactly right as the overbearing knight whose eye for the ladies leads to his comeuppance, and he sings with brio. Conductor Arnold Östmann and the Radio Symphony Orchestra Stuttgart play the bright-sounding score with panache. Visually, this Falstaff looks great, and aurally, the stereo mix is quite good. Since this is an opera that's rarely recorded, let alone heard, this disc is a must for fans of 18th-century music. --Kevin Filipski

Average review score:

Salieri is not Mozart
This DVD is nicely presented visually, but I found the sound on my admittedly ancient TV to be quite distorted. It seemed as if the sound was recorded at a level above what the recording equipment could take. Most of the singers including Falstaff seemed reasonably accurate, but the apparent distortion made the quality seem mediocre. The dialogue was quite good and the comic acting was excellent. On the other hand, the quality of the music was just not very good. Maybe everyone should hear Salieri's music (origin of 2 star rating) but I don't believe one needs to invest $30 for this privilege. My copy is going to the library because in spite of good orchestral playing and decent singing and acting, I will never waste my time watching and listening to this again.

A very pleasant surprise
"Not very good" was how a friend of mine many years ago described the music to a certain opera he had just heard on a CD. Perhaps if he viewed the new Arthaus Musik DVD release of Salieri's (100 023), distributed by the excellent Naxos of America people, his opinion might change.

Now granted that it comes nowhere close to the standard set by the Verdi opera and it lacks the great beauty of the Vaughan Williams "Sir John in Love," it is almost as good as Nicolai's "Merry Wives of Windsor" and quite respectable on its own terms. As in Boito's libretto for the Verdi work, Salieri's librettist, Carlo Prospers Defranceschi, cut the Shakespeare play down to its essential plots and even more so. The subplot of Fenton and Ann Page is gone. Indeed so are Mr. and Mrs. Page, the second merry wife here becoming Mrs. Slender. The incident of Falstaff in drag is included, however, and Mr. Ford gets two jealousy arias, where Boito gives him one.

There is a very funny scene in which Mrs. Ford comes in disguise (since there is no Mistress Quickly in this version), pretending to speak German and a little English, while Falstaff professes to speak only English and a little German--all the while the two are singing in Italian, laced with German phrases and a little French thrown in!

There is a little more secco recite than modern audiences would care to have, and not many of the tunes of the arias and ensembles will linger in the memory after only one hearing; but the score is in general bubbly and well composed by the man who almost certainly did not murder Mozart.

The cast is strong throughout. Boasting many American singers, it includes John Del Carlo (Falstaff), Teresa Ringholz (Mrs. Ford), Richard Croft (Mr. Ford), Delores Ziegler (Mrs. Slender), Jake Gardner (Mr. Slender), Carlos Feller (Bardolfo), and Darla Brooks (Betty). Del Carlo gives us a tall, not really unattractive Falstaff (except for the paunch), while Ringholz shows good comic flair in her two disguise scenes. Extra humor is offered by the zesty subtitles, written in rhyme, that paraphrase rather than translate the Italian text.

Arnold Oestmann conducts the Radio Symphony Orchestra Stuttgart at the Schwetzinger Festspiele. The video is excellent, the subtitles are clear. And the disc runs at about 20 minutes longer than the 120 minutes shown on the back cover. A delightful addition to any musical collection.


Tchaikovsky - Maurice Bejart's The Nutcracker / Bejart Ballet Lausanne
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (31 October, 2000)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Starring: P.I. Tchaikovsky and Maurice Bejart
Don't expect battling mice, giant Christmas trees, and waltzing snowflakes in world-renowned choreographer Maurice Bejart's boldly different take on Tchaikovsky's beloved ballet, The Nutcracker. Discarding entirely the traditional story of Clara and the statuette she rescues and accompanies to a candy kingdom, Bejart uses Tchaikovsky's score to accompany his own life story (which only briefly portrays Christmas). When his mother "departs on a long journey," the 7-year-old Bim (danced by Damaas Thijs) is seduced into the world of dance by a character (Gil Roman) who represents both Faust's Mephistopheles and Marius Petipa, the groundbreaking French choreographer and dancer who brought Tchaikovsky's original ballet to life. While Bim learns dance, he still envisions the ideal of his mother, who is represented by a towering Botticelli Venus-like statue and with whom he finally achieves a bond in a near-nude pas de deux that more than hints of incest.

As in the original, the second-act divertissement is mostly different dance vignettes, here represented as acts in a Marseilles circus. In the greatest divergence from the original score, the middle of the act adds a handful of French café tunes featuring Yvette Horner's accordian, which can be heard embellishing a few other dances (and has something of a parallel in Tchaikovsky's innovative use of the celeste). The grand pas de deux, however, is performed very traditionally following Petipa's original choreography. On a screen above the stage, Bejart himself appears in occasional segments explaining certain plot points, and he goes into more detail in the DVD's 22-minute behind-the-scenes feature, which also includes comments from collaborators and members of Bejart's loyal and longstanding company, Théâtre Musical de Paris Châtelet. If your mind is open to a nontraditional production that includes bare-chested boy scouts and a pair perhaps best described as "drag kings," you'll probably be fascinated by this strikingly envisioned, expertly danced performance. --David Horiuchi

Average review score:

Deconstructing Béjart
This nutcracker is an exhibitionistic display of Béjart's onanistic preoccupation with and admiration for himself.

Some individuals have an ungratified need for the approval of others and embark on an endless search to obtain it. These individuals come in various varieties. One of them is the seemingly pleasantly grandiose type that operates under the pervasive assumption that everyone likes them because they are so irresistible that it is impossible not to succumb to their charms. It is as if they say to the world: "suspend all judgment and adore me because c'est MOI!" This is basically a massive denial of the fear of rejection in the service of maintaining a narcissistic equilibrium.

Maurice Béjart is such a cultural icon in Europe that he has his own entry in the Encyclopædia Britannica: "pseudonym of MAURICE-JEAN DE BERGER, French-born dancer, choreographer, and opera director known for combining classic ballet and modern dance with jazz, acrobatics, and musique concrète (composition by tape recordings)". His productions are known for their "flamboyant theatricality and their innovative reworking of traditional music and dance materials, often in an unusual and controversial fashion". Béjart's highly non-Balanchinean approach has been neglected and critically savaged in the United States. This nutcracker will do little to appease his American critics.

The ballet features the master talking directly to the viewers between the dancing scenes that take off from the themes he introduces. He starts with his father, continues with his mother, his childhood and seems bound to develop a loosely structured personal story dedicated to the memory of his mother. The best way to describe the way one theme flows to the next is free association. As this was unfolding I began to experience a creeping suspicion of being duped. The other shoe dropped when Gil Roman appeared on stage at the act II divertissement to announce that "the choreographer did not want to change the classical choreography of the grand pas de deux so tonight it will be danced in the original version of Marius Petipa". However, Petipa wrote the libretto, but not the choreography, which was created by Lev Ivanov because Petipa was ill. I therefore assumed that this was some kind of joke. This ironic expectation was sharpened when the two dancers, Christine Blanc and Domenico Levrè, appeared both inexplicably dressed in black. Their technique and so-called style in the grand pas de deux was so inept that I thought this was some kind of parody. But no, that was not meant as a joke but rather as a statement of Béjart's claim for some special indirect connection to and reverence for Petipa.

This ballet does not have much to do with Christmas, Tchaikovsky's nutcracker or even the obsession of the young Maurice with his mother who died when he was seven. It seems that what this ballet is about is Béjart's infatuation with himself. Many artists are narcissistically involved. What sets this work apart is the embarrassingly self-indulgent quality of this artist's preoccupation. There is no sense of irony here or any artistic distance from the subject. When an artist uses his own life and memories as material for his work, it is usually the result of a complicated process that involves wisdom, insight and perspective. In order to see something in perspective you need both empathy and distance. Judging by this material it seems that Béjart's mother died before he had the chance to develop the capacity to perceive her as a separate individual other than in the context of his needs. In other words Béjart never really knew his mother and therefore doesn't have much to say about her or about his relationship with her.

Unlike his deceased mother, Béjart's grandmother is painfully available to comment on petit Maurice. She informs us what a wonderful little boy he was and how she was not at all surprised at his fame, as he had always been so special. Initially I was shocked by the absurdity of this. Surely this must be ironic. But apparently not. Béjart seems to assume that anything relating to himself is bound to infect us with the kind of unconditional adoration and approval that only children and lovers claim as their God-given right.

Béjart has a masterly sense of theatre and he knows how to bring out the best in his dancers' personalities. They have to know how to talk, sing and dance. His weakness lies in his manipulating sensational theatricality at the expense of thematic coherence. As René Sirvin put it so well, his "Casse-Noisette" has "un peu de tout, et même parfois de trop". This disjointed mishmash is at best kitsch. With the exception of a few brilliant numbers it does not rise above the banal. On repeat viewing I felt that the major element that was missing in a work dedicated to a mother lost at the age of seven was the emotion of sadness. Children cannot conceptualize death and loss in the same way as adults, but even they can feel sadness. Béjart exposed his artistic shortcomings as an extension and expression of his own infantile self.

L'Orchestre Colonne's playing is the highlight of this performance, hardly a compliment as they enjoy a growing reputation as one of the worst orchestras in France. There seems to be a constant lack of proportion between Tchaikovsky's lush score and Béjart's rehearsal-room esthetics. His style becomes at synch with the music only during the added modern pieces when the orchestra is joined by an ageing music hall accordionist, Yvette Horner, bedecked in Jean-Paul Gaultier. This amounts to Tchaikovsky abuse.

Picture, sound quality and lighting are almost perfect.

A dream for the imaginative mind.
A beautifully danced and beautifully filmed ballet. A great addition to any Nutcracker collection.


William Saroyan's The Time of Your Life (Broadway Theatre Archive)
Released in DVD by Image Entertainment (15 January, 2002)
MPAA Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Director: Kirk Browning
Presented by John Houseman's Acting Company and originally broadcast on PBS, this 1976 production of William Saroyan's The Time of Your Life was endorsed by the playwright, who provided its voice-over prologue. That's enough to recommend this production, but Saroyan's approval is only one measure of the production's success. Written in 1935 and winner of the Pulitzer Prize (which Saroyan refused to accept), the play captures the mixture of melancholy and hope that emerged between the Great Depression and World War II. Among the denizens of Nick's Bar in San Francisco, Joe (played with rich subtlety by Nicholas Surovy) best embodies the tenacious optimism that Nick's regulars adopt as a defense against a cold, cruel world. They're self-deluding but likable survivors, and Patti LuPone is at her heartbreaking best as two-dollar whore Kitty Duvall. That's 29-year-old Kevin Kline doing fine work in a brief appearance, joining these downtrodden dreamers who, in Saroyan's world, become heroes of the heart. --Jeff Shannon
Average review score:

Time of your Life...Not while watching this DVD
I am sorry to say that I was very much let down when I first watched this DVD. I think that the story line is just boring. The fact that they filmed it without an audience makes it lose something. The only reason to own this DVD is if you are a huge Patti LuPone fan. But even she is not at her best here. I would pass this one up if I were you.

What's the dream?
Saroyan's best play, written in a week in 1939, brings both the color and foreboding of that period vividly to life. By turns funny and heartbreaking, the play manages to extract the poignancy of the human experience from the seemingly chaotic comings-and-goings of a shaggy collection of tavern denizens, led by "Joe." If you're not moved or amused by the events that transpire on a late afternoon in Nick's Entertainment Palace, then you really haven't lived enough. Boring this play is not.


Jekyll & Hyde - The Musical
Released in DVD by Goodtimes Home Video (11 September, 2001)
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Director: Don Roy King
Baywatch alum David Hasselhoff stars in the dual title roles of Jekyll and Hyde: The Musical, Frank Wildhorn and Leslie Bricusse's version of Robert Louis Stevenson's gothic horror classic. The story of the brilliant scientist who uncovers the good and evil aspects of the human heart was a pay-per-view event on the Broadway Television Network, filmed on stage before a live audience. If that audience had seen a lot of Broadway shows, they probably didn't see much they hadn't seen before, but its familiar plot and accessible pop score give Jekyll and Hyde a certain appeal, especially for musical novices.

Notable songs for Coleen Sexton and Andrea Rivette (as good girl Lucy and bad girl Emma, respectively) include "Someone Like You," "Once Upon a Dream," and the duet "In His Eyes." Hasselhoff cuts an imposing figure but is somewhat unsteady in such anthems as "This Is the Moment," which are tailor-made for big voices (for example, Linda Eder, Wildhorn's wife and the creator of the Lucy role). --David Horiuchi

Average review score:

Not entirely David's fault
Sure, David Hasselhoff was not the best. Sure there were problems with everybody else. However, I can not blame them. If you really want to find the person responsible for such mediocre performances, find the person responsible for such a mediocre score. And that man would be Frank Wildhorn. He has written a string of insipid bland music that artists like Celine Dion and Whitney Houston were probably just drooling to claim as their own. This was a show, as Forbidden Broadway very correctly stated, for people who found Andrew Lloyd Webber's music too challenging, "It's Phantom Lite." This is also a show that ran for about four years on Broadway and never returned it's initial investment, which technically classifies it as a flop.
However, I must throw in a little defense for this. People have complained about the over-acting, broad gestures, and other such things. You must remember, this was not a movie. This is a musical, being performed live onstage in the Plymouth Theatre, which is not a small theatre by any means. All these things, which look rather ridiculous in a film, played much better when you had some distance between yourself and the actors, not a camera that was up in their faces. This is the inherent problem you will get when you film a Broadway show live and must be remembered when looking at the acting.

A decent performance of an incredible show.
To start off, I must confess that I am a huge fan of Jekyll & Hyde...I would consider it my second favorite musical (after Les Miserables, and who could honestly beat that?). So when I saw that there was a version on VHS, I was thrilled! However, perhaps I have been spoiled with the greats from the original cast, such as the exquisite Robert Cuccioli and heart-wrenching Linda Eder. I felt that Hasselhoff began on a low note (his "Lost in the Darkness" was horrible), and he didn't get much better throughout...but I didn't think he was excruciatingly painful. Nor did I feel that he completely ruined the performance. There were some numbers that were beautifully done. "Facade" remains one of my favorite numbers, with a solid chorus to pull it off. "His Work and Nothing More" was fantastic! Andrea Rivette as Emma stood out through the entire show...her portrayal of Emma Carew (who is always overshadowed by Lucy) was so honest and chilling at points. Her version of "Once Upon a Dream" was so simplistically beautiful that I couldn't help crying. She lent a distinct personality to a character that often is discredited. At least she was given the very last lines of the show....

In addition, I felt that John Utterson (unfortunately I do not recall the name of the actor) had an amazing voice. His voice added a depth and richness generally lacking (as a whole) throughout the rest of the show. It was a breath of fresh air in some scenes.

Coleen Sexton, as the tragically impoverished Lucy, adds a depth to her role that I loved. While her singing occasionally felt pushed, her acting was especially lovely. I found myself on the verge of tears after "A New Life," in which I finally was able to sympathize with her...

As a whole, I think this recording was a good one, and I would certainly prefer it over nothing. I think we must all look past Hasselhoff and give credit where it is deserved.

Hasselhoff Me! Please!
One was having a particularly difficult time getting out of bed early this morning. One was having anguished thoughs about one's job at the massage parlor, particularly the difficulty in keeping one's kimono clean. One called in sick and went back to bed, when, "ding dong" the doorbell rang, and the magnum opus of Mr Robert Louis Stevenson's imagination arrived courtesy of Fed Ex! One finally got out of bed, signed for the package, watched the five-o-clock news, and with anticipation, put the DVD into the player.

One was not disappointed. One imagines that Mr Hasshoffler was exactly what Mr RL Stevenson originally envisioned when the worthy scribe first started mixing lanadaum with opium and up this this towering paragon of munificent masuclinity and bountiful hair that is Mr Hyde. One belives that it has taken all this time to find the actor to play this towering pillar of manhood. Who else could carry all that rage and potential virility through an entire 2 hour musical? Who else but out very own Mr Hassassoffler? One imagines that "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch" existed for the sole purpose of training and preparing our own Mr Hassloft for the role of both his and Our's lifetimes.

One feels quite refreshed. One is prepared to go to work now.

One also recommends the "Looking For" album by Mr Hasselhop. The 6th track, "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.


The Perfect Storm (Deluxe Collector Set Signature Series)
Released in DVD by CREATIVE DESIGN ARTS (14 November, 2000)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Starring: George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg
Setting out for the one last catch that will make up for a lackluster fishing season, Captain Billy Tyne (George Clooney) pushes his boat the Andrea Gail out to the waters of the Flemish Cap off Nova Scotia for what will be a huge swordfish haul. While his crew is gathering fish, three storm fronts (including a hurricane) collide to create a "perfect storm" of colossal force, and Billy's path back to Gloucester, Massachusetts, takes them right smack into the middle of it. Wolfgang Petersen's adaptation of Sebastian Junger's seafaring bestseller is a faithful if by-the-numbers true-story account of a monster storm that rocked New England in 1991, specifically Tyne's commercial fishing boat and its crew. Junger's tale fashioned a compelling if staid narrative out of seemingly disparate events, but this film adaptation tends to flatten out the story into a conventional if absorbing story of man vs. nature, as the crew fights for survival against the awesome waves the storm kicks up. The central part of the film, which cuts between the Andrea Gail's fight to stay afloat and the attempts of the Coast Guard to rescue a yacht in peril, is suspenseful action of the first degree, aided by some awesome computer-generated waves.

Still, it's a long way to that action, with an extended first act that consists mainly of stoic men, crying women, and a fair amount of "don't go out into the sea" dialogue--in other words, a compelling story has been shoehorned into standard summer movie fare. It's too bad, as Peterson assembled an excellent cast--including Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, and William Fichtner among them--but seems to opt for only a surface exploration of these characters, though Clooney seems to have a touch of Captain Ahab in him. You may still be won over by the movie, but for a more in-depth portrait, go to Junger's book for the missing details. --Mark Englehart

Average review score:

Slick and refreshing
Actually, I liked this movie. Seemingly for once, the blockbuster movie of the summer did not end happily. I don't think I'm spoling this for anyone when I say that the main focus of the movie, the Andrea Gail and her crew, do not make it back to port safely. They didn't in real life, so why should they here?

CGI is used to good effect to produce some truly amazing ocean scenes (although you wonder how else they could have realistically reproduced a hurricane at sea safely). Clooney's acting is solid, Wahlberg shines in his role and they are both well supported by actors now plying their trade in far bigger roles (John C Reilly, William Fichtner). It's also nice to see Diane Lane poppoing up as Wahlberg's partner.

They That Go Down to the Sea in Ships
Four-and-a-half stars

I am writing this on the twelfth anniversary of the incident depicted in The Perfect Storm.

Before the movie even begins, you know it's going to be special. As the Warner Brothers logos appear in turn, we hear the slow, pensive chords of an acoustic guitar, followed by the mournful horns, and then the strings, of James Horner's score.

Starting with the first guitar chord, we are treated to a stunning, eight-minute, opening sequence. We see a ship in the harbor of Gloucester, Massachusetts; a man on the dock, spreading out a plastic container of fish; a shipbuilder at work, much like his ancestors, 350 years before; men on the dock working with netting; Gloucester City Hall, and the honor roll inside; the statue of the "Fisherman at the Wheel"; a storm over the ocean; a sleeping woman crying out from a nightmare the name of her seafaring lover; and the fishing boats' return with their catch, the next morning. A sense of foreboding pervades the proceedings.

Whereas in other towns, the honor roll would be of men lost in foreign wars, at Gloucester City Hall, it is of the over 10,000 fishermen lost at sea, from circa 1623 unto the present day.

When the sister fishing boats the Andrea Gail and Hannah Boden triumphantly enter the harbor, the mournful theme is replaced by a loud, celebratory one, with electric guitars and rapid bursts of horns. Women run to the dock, to greet their men; children speed there on bikes, to meet their fathers. It is as if the men were returning war heroes. And they are heroes, every last one of them.

Some ships' payloads burst with swordfish weighing almost 500 pounds; others' pithy catches fail to make it to 100 pounds. We hear true Massachusetts accents. Along with the fishermen greeted by their families, we see those who have no families to greet them, or whose families have deserted them, men who work so hard, and for so little, that many cannot even afford a car. Their essential, honorable work, virtually unchanged for centuries, lacks all glamor, and they live without dreams or sentimentality. And yet, they do battle with nature, and do things that few today could physically survive doing, let alone do well.

A fisherman who passed away at sea, is carried away on a stretcher. Horner has the celebratory and mournful themes play point and counterpoint to each other. Even in joy, there is sadness.

The bringing in of a catch is rough, mundane work, if you're busy at it, but a thing of wonder to behold. Director Wolfgang Peterson, cinematographer John Seale, and Horner, give the proceedings the epic treatment they deserve.

Aspiring filmmakers would do well to study those first eight minutes, to learn how to establish plot, place, and characters.

In late October, 1991, as tropical hurricane Grace came north from Bermuda, she hit a storm system off Sable Island, on the Canadian coast, and was hit by a third system coming down from Canada, which had hitched a ride on the jet stream, to form an apocalyptic "tripleheader." It was the storm of the century - "the perfect storm."

George Clooney is gripping, if flawed, as Capt. Billy Tyne, who thinks there's nothing greater on earth, than being a swordfish boat captain. But Tyne has apparently lost his touch for finding where the fish are, and might lose his "site" (boat), if he doesn't start bringing in some big loads. Fast. And so, at the end of the season, he decides to go out for one last run. But what Capt. Tyne doesn't tell anyone, especially his boat's owner, who has expressly forbidden him from doing, is that he is headed for the Flemish Cap, hundreds of miles east of his usual fishing grounds, where there's "lots of fish ... and lots of weather." What Capt. Tyne doesn't know, is that he is heading straight into hell.

Tyne practically shanghais his men into the additional trip, threatening them with losing their sites (jobs) on his boat.

At dawn, when the men assemble to leave, bidding their women farewell, they look like motley gunslingers headed to the big gunfight, evoking the scene in The Wild Bunch, when Bill Holden's "Pike Bishop" says to Ernie Borgnine's "Dutch," "Let's go."

Eventually, the men must choose whether to risk their ship and their lives for a huge catch, or return home abject failures. The decision isn't about greed, it's about honor and pride.

The supporting roles are exquisitely cast. Passionaria Diane Lane, as crewman Bobby Shatford's lover, Christina "Chris" Cotter, has the Massachusetts accent down, and is believable, if at times over the top, as a woman desperately in love, who sees a way out of a dead-end life, that she fears the sea will steal from her. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio is solid as Linda Greenlaw, the successful swordfish boat captain who beckons to the hardbitten loner, Tyne, in her restrained fashion, as the partner he so desperately needs and desires, if only he has the sense to reach out to her. As Dale "Murph" Murphy, the face of John C. Reilly is a map of loss and regret. Murph's crewmate-antagonist, David "Sully" Sullivan (William Fichtener) has seemingly little to gain or lose in life. Michael "Bugsy" Moran (John Hawkes) is a man who, in spite of being consistently beaten down by life, has not lost his charm or sense of humor. As easygoing Alfred Pierre, Allen Payne makes the most of a sketchily-written role.

The special effects were so realistic, as to maintain their grip on my wife and me. Special effects that are "too good," that depict things that couldn't possibly occur in reality, leave me indifferent to whether things pan out on the screen.

While The Perfect Storm abounds in seat-of-the-pants action, it is always about the character of men in dire straits, which is why we care about them.

Finally, you might want to keep a fresh box of Kleenex handy.

Originally published in Toogood Reports, October 31, 2003.

THE PERFECT CAST
THE PERFECT STORM is one of those unabashedly sentimental epics Hollywood has been doing for years...and this is one fine addition to that list. Director Wolfgang Petersen commandeers a wonderful cast, and the special effects are stupendous. What made this movie work so much for me wasn't the leading roles of George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg or John C. Reilly, although they were just fine. It's the people in secondary roles, particularly the women, who made such an impact on me. Diane Lane is perfect as Christina, Mark's woman who wants to start a new life with him; even if her accent isn't quite up to par, her immersion in the role is great. Rusty Schwimmer as Irene, the overweight single mother who finds herself intrigued with Bugsy (John Hawke, in an outstanding performance) doesn't have a lot of screen time, but she commands it when she does. So does Janet Wright as Mark's momma, Edith. Wright's performance was right on key in both her love for her son and the acceptance of Diane into her family. Likewise, Merle Kennedy's role as John Reilly's ex-wife requires little screen time or dialogue, but her presence is powerfully felt. William Frichtner's painful presence as Reilly's nemesis is especially powerful as he saves Reilly's life and becomes more of a friend. Christopher McDonald as the metereologist who practically explodes in excitement with the birth of the perfect storm adds a strange tint of irony and sadness. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio's subtle sexuality ignites her scenes with Clooney and her eulogy is four or five hankies at least!
This is a movie movie and I enjoyed it immensely!
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.


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