Dadd, Richard Movie Reviews


Beware when the Mad Motorcycle Men roar onto this DVD!

OK
The Most Touching High School Drama of All Time
good movie
Elvis was created by Mason's fishing buddy, Dr. Richard Long (David Paymer), a biologist still shaken up by a deadly test 10 years earlier that went awry and killed 18 soldiers. Instead of Long, "thorn in the side" Captain Andrew Bryner (Peter Firth) took the fall and went to prison. Now, the embittered Bryner has been released and is understandably vengeful. A ticking time bomb himself, the demented Bryner leads the relentless pursuit of Mason and Arlo, who have been compelled by Long to transport Elvis to a military base 90 miles away in--get this--Arlo's ice cream truck.
Gooding works hard for the money, although he was shortchanged by the script ("I'd like to kick your ass like last year's underwear" is a sample bon mot). Still, he makes his exuberant Oscar acceptance speech look restrained. And Firth makes an effective villain. "Your lives will end on this miserable road to nowhere," he warns the duo, "and I can't guarantee the end will be quick." Hardly a Factor at the box office, this thriller is fine for action fans who want to put their brains on cruise control and just chill at home. --Donald Liebenson

don't waste your moneyDon't waste your money. There are better action films out there with heartfelt acting. This one isn't it.
"you highjakced me with an empty gun!!!"
Fun flick.The blonde babe is an incredible actress, wish they would have given her more lines......


Where there's no sense, there's no feeling.
Original Aired Pilot
Poor quality DVD of an absolutely essential episodeThere are two things wrong with this DVD: first, releasing the pilot as a stand alone instead of incorporating it with the first season, and second, the inferior sound and video. Some of the reviewers are questioning the latter, but I can attest that when one compares one of the DVDs from the first season box set with the pilot DVD, there sound and video quality are not anywhere near the same. It does not render the show unwatchable, but it does detract from one's enjoyment.
The first of the two reasons I cite is equally unforgivable. Not only do I find it unforgivable to not include the pilot in the box set, I am not clear why they didn't just collect both seasons and the pilot in one set. It isn't as if there are that many minutes or episodes package. If shows like BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and THE SOPRANOS, which contain more minutes in one season than TWIN PEAKS did in total, can be easily packaged in one boxed set, why not it? What makes not including the pilot incomprehensible is the fact that the series makes absolutely no sense without the pilot, and the pilot doesn't mean anything without the ensuing episodes. From first to finish, these decisions baffle me, especially when one considers that the pilot is not currently available except for this import.
The fact that this is one of the most phenomenal TV series in history makes this even more lamentable. TWIN PEAKS is simultaneously one of the best and one of the most influential shows the medium has ever seen. America has never been as friendly towards Surrealism as has Europe, but one might make the case that David Lynch is our most important exponent of it. What makes the series so brilliant is the way that Lynch manages to blend surrealism, film noir, Hitchcockian humor (less recognized but just as influential as Hitchcockian suspense), and soap opera to create what was, up to that time, arguably the finest series TV had ever seen (though shows like THE PRISONER could easily take issue with that judgment). The show is so stylized as to almost succumb to self-parody, but even in the most delightfully absurd scenes, the show manages to hit precisely the right tone and balance.
The influence of TWIN PEAKS can be found in nearly every show that has tried to move away from a traditional self-contained episode format to longer story arcs. There had been shows that had tried to tell stories over a longer period of time. HILL STREET BLUES had had this approach, although one could still watch any one episode without having seen it before. But TWIN PEAKS made no sense whatsoever in episode-sized chunks. Except perhaps for shows the fourth season of ANGEL or a couple of seasons of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER or 24, no other show has places so much emphasis on the story as a whole. Without TWIN PEAKS, the long story arcs of THE X-FILES would have been impossible, as well as BABYLON FIVE, and BUFFY and ANGEL, and the whole host of shows that have followed, including THE SOPRANOS and DEAD LIKE ME. In all these shows, echoes of TWIN PEAKS can be heard.
Unfortunately, until they choose to produce a better quality edition of the pilot, this DVD will remain absolutely essential for anyone interested in the rest of the episodes.


Sigh...i've seen better
Incredible Movie!The movie, as most of you probably know, is about a war that has been going on between werewolves and vampires. And it is THIS that is the primary focus of the plot (as opposed to the vampire and werewolf lore itself). The werewolves have been researching their bloodlines and discovered a human who shares a common ancestor with both the werewolves and the vampires. The werewolves seek out this human, and this is noted by Selene (Kate Beckinsale), who decides to make it her mission to discover the importance of this particular human.
Unfortunately, the writers decided not to delve too deeply into vampire and werewolf lore. I was pretty disappointed by the fact that the supernatural abilities of these supernatural beings were not really emphasized. Instead, the writers chose to merely stick guns in the hands of the vampires and werewolves. In addition, the mythology was slightly different from what I've read and seen before in previous vampire and werewolf books and movies. I don't necessarily have a problem with that, but if you are going to change things from what people are used to, then it should be explained in slightly more detail.
This aside, the movie was still pretty incredible. The plot was exceptional, which is not necessarily always the case with most action movies, and the action kept me entertained throughout the movie's entirety. The effects were great, and the creepy lighting added to the atmosphere of the film. The make-up and costumes were also outstanding, as was the acting. I anxiously await the sequel (and based on how the movie ended, there WILL be a sequel)!
The extras on this DVD look awesome! I am really interested in checking out the stunts, make-up, and effects featurettes. I am also intrigued to listen to the writer's commentary. Over all, I highly recommend this DVD to anyone interested in vampires, werewolves, and pretty much anything occult or gothic. I know I plan on pre-ordering this DVD!
Misunderstood and wonderfulYou have to understand....this is an ACTION film! This is not meant to be slow and artistic. Underworld should not be compaired to "Interview with the Vampire" or "Bram Stokers Dracula." Those were DRAMAS. One of my friends said to me "I wanted more 'Interview...' and this is totally unfair. The trailer told you what this film was about. It's about a war between vampires and Lycans (warewolves). It has guns, fighting and a love story subplot. It's Romeo & Juliet with fangs -- but it's great.
Every vampire film slightly re-defines what the vampire is. Underworld has nice visual ideas and it is easy to find yourself taken in by this world. The characters take themselves seriously and the short dramatic scenes that are there are fine. In fact, I would say that I cannot fault anyones acting except for "Kraven." He was one-dimensional, but so what?
I admit this is not the well-crafted masterpiece that "Interview" was, but this is an ACTION film. You don't go see "True Lies" and expect "Shakespeare in Love", do you? When you go see "The Mummy", are you expecting the acting calibre of "A Beautiful Mind?"
Underworld was a great story. It has guns and fighting and it's about a bitter war. These are creatures at war, fighting for their survival and they don't have time to say "I never drink....wine."
and ps. Kate Beckinsale can bite me -anytime. ;-)


Sigh...i've seen better
Incredible Movie!The movie, as most of you probably know, is about a war that has been going on between werewolves and vampires. And it is THIS that is the primary focus of the plot (as opposed to the vampire and werewolf lore itself). The werewolves have been researching their bloodlines and discovered a human who shares a common ancestor with both the werewolves and the vampires. The werewolves seek out this human, and this is noted by Selene (Kate Beckinsale), who decides to make it her mission to discover the importance of this particular human.
Unfortunately, the writers decided not to delve too deeply into vampire and werewolf lore. I was pretty disappointed by the fact that the supernatural abilities of these supernatural beings were not really emphasized. Instead, the writers chose to merely stick guns in the hands of the vampires and werewolves. In addition, the mythology was slightly different from what I've read and seen before in previous vampire and werewolf books and movies. I don't necessarily have a problem with that, but if you are going to change things from what people are used to, then it should be explained in slightly more detail.
This aside, the movie was still pretty incredible. The plot was exceptional, which is not necessarily always the case with most action movies, and the action kept me entertained throughout the movie's entirety. The effects were great, and the creepy lighting added to the atmosphere of the film. The make-up and costumes were also outstanding, as was the acting. I anxiously await the sequel (and based on how the movie ended, there WILL be a sequel)!
The extras on this DVD look awesome! I am really interested in checking out the stunts, make-up, and effects featurettes. I am also intrigued to listen to the writer's commentary. Over all, I highly recommend this DVD to anyone interested in vampires, werewolves, and pretty much anything occult or gothic. I know I plan on pre-ordering this DVD!
Misunderstood and wonderfulYou have to understand....this is an ACTION film! This is not meant to be slow and artistic. Underworld should not be compaired to "Interview with the Vampire" or "Bram Stokers Dracula." Those were DRAMAS. One of my friends said to me "I wanted more 'Interview...' and this is totally unfair. The trailer told you what this film was about. It's about a war between vampires and Lycans (warewolves). It has guns, fighting and a love story subplot. It's Romeo & Juliet with fangs -- but it's great.
Every vampire film slightly re-defines what the vampire is. Underworld has nice visual ideas and it is easy to find yourself taken in by this world. The characters take themselves seriously and the short dramatic scenes that are there are fine. In fact, I would say that I cannot fault anyones acting except for "Kraven." He was one-dimensional, but so what?
I admit this is not the well-crafted masterpiece that "Interview" was, but this is an ACTION film. You don't go see "True Lies" and expect "Shakespeare in Love", do you? When you go see "The Mummy", are you expecting the acting calibre of "A Beautiful Mind?"
Underworld was a great story. It has guns and fighting and it's about a bitter war. These are creatures at war, fighting for their survival and they don't have time to say "I never drink....wine."
and ps. Kate Beckinsale can bite me -anytime. ;-)


Sigh...i've seen better
Incredible Movie!The movie, as most of you probably know, is about a war that has been going on between werewolves and vampires. And it is THIS that is the primary focus of the plot (as opposed to the vampire and werewolf lore itself). The werewolves have been researching their bloodlines and discovered a human who shares a common ancestor with both the werewolves and the vampires. The werewolves seek out this human, and this is noted by Selene (Kate Beckinsale), who decides to make it her mission to discover the importance of this particular human.
Unfortunately, the writers decided not to delve too deeply into vampire and werewolf lore. I was pretty disappointed by the fact that the supernatural abilities of these supernatural beings were not really emphasized. Instead, the writers chose to merely stick guns in the hands of the vampires and werewolves. In addition, the mythology was slightly different from what I've read and seen before in previous vampire and werewolf books and movies. I don't necessarily have a problem with that, but if you are going to change things from what people are used to, then it should be explained in slightly more detail.
This aside, the movie was still pretty incredible. The plot was exceptional, which is not necessarily always the case with most action movies, and the action kept me entertained throughout the movie's entirety. The effects were great, and the creepy lighting added to the atmosphere of the film. The make-up and costumes were also outstanding, as was the acting. I anxiously await the sequel (and based on how the movie ended, there WILL be a sequel)!
The extras on this DVD look awesome! I am really interested in checking out the stunts, make-up, and effects featurettes. I am also intrigued to listen to the writer's commentary. Over all, I highly recommend this DVD to anyone interested in vampires, werewolves, and pretty much anything occult or gothic. I know I plan on pre-ordering this DVD!
Misunderstood and wonderfulYou have to understand....this is an ACTION film! This is not meant to be slow and artistic. Underworld should not be compaired to "Interview with the Vampire" or "Bram Stokers Dracula." Those were DRAMAS. One of my friends said to me "I wanted more 'Interview...' and this is totally unfair. The trailer told you what this film was about. It's about a war between vampires and Lycans (warewolves). It has guns, fighting and a love story subplot. It's Romeo & Juliet with fangs -- but it's great.
Every vampire film slightly re-defines what the vampire is. Underworld has nice visual ideas and it is easy to find yourself taken in by this world. The characters take themselves seriously and the short dramatic scenes that are there are fine. In fact, I would say that I cannot fault anyones acting except for "Kraven." He was one-dimensional, but so what?
I admit this is not the well-crafted masterpiece that "Interview" was, but this is an ACTION film. You don't go see "True Lies" and expect "Shakespeare in Love", do you? When you go see "The Mummy", are you expecting the acting calibre of "A Beautiful Mind?"
Underworld was a great story. It has guns and fighting and it's about a bitter war. These are creatures at war, fighting for their survival and they don't have time to say "I never drink....wine."
and ps. Kate Beckinsale can bite me -anytime. ;-)


A lot of Bang for your buckYou get a lot of stuff on this DVD, which is partly my justification for the impulse buy. You get the movie, an animate slide show and two trailers on the first disc, and Christofer Lee's Documentary and a couple of Music videos on the other. The Documentary is cool, but it seems like Lee is just showing us stuff he has in his house.
A Dracula Delight
better and much more scarier

Rudiments of Psychology, Finally Put to Practical Use!The World as it is, which has its few fans, admittedly; and the
World As Spectacle. The World As Spectacle involves the all the output of the major media outlets. The slapdash, synthesized world of the major media pulls off its massive Act by plugging us in to the ole Jungian collective unconscious (bear with me, if you please: this is more important than watching 'Frasier' and feeling like you're a part of his quasi-intellectual milieu).
So, the media plugs us in to the collective unconscious, where Archetypes rule the day. The images of Evil Man and Good Man are constantly being massaged by the media in times of war.
For example, take the Reagan Good/ Soviet Empire Evil concept.
Yeah, I don't really want to get into all the daggone examples, but suffice it to say that if you watch enough movies, you'll see exactly what I'm talking about. Jung may not have described Aggressive Hero as a possible archetype, but you're gonna find an
unrefined Aggressive Hero stamp in the god-awful media typecasting of guys like David Carradine, Charles Bronson, Sly Stallone, and who could forget Seagal and van Damme?
Mr. Dreyfuss too, in a slew of films ranging from Close Encounters to Opus to this cinematic mess, Krippendorf's Tribe, has consistently played the Wise or Intelligent Man. Krippendorf's Tribe is interesting to watch because it's folly.
You've got the media issuing from your TV set, and your eyeballs form an image of this man, Dreyfuss, just playing a professor, and it's the same role he's always played, pretty much. Folly. Familiarity paired with appeal to the collective unconscious was supposed to produce some money-making movie. Ugh. This mass of words I've just written amounts to this: one of the lamest flicks ever made. Peace.
One of the 10 worst movies ever made.
Actually, 3.5 starsFans of certain actors in this movie should rent "Krippendorf's Tribe" once. Some mixed opinions about the outcome will arise, but everyone will be entertained.


Oh, The Humanity!The opening sequence of "Jack Frost" pans over a Christmas tree with lots of lights and ornaments embossed with the names of the cast and crew of the film. A voiceover tells the background of Jack Frost, a vicious serial killer who murdered over thirty people before finally falling into the hands of the law. This introduction is cheesy and sets the tone for the disaster that soon follows: Jack Frost is on his way to the execution chamber, chained in the back of transport van heading down the highway in the middle of a severe snowstorm. An accidental collision with a truck carrying some type of gene altering acid permanently alters Jackie, turning him into (get ready for it) a huge, fake looking snowman. Oh, yeah. Of course, Jack isn't merely content with turning into a genetic nightmare; he tracks down the sheriff who caught him in order to follow through on his threat to get his jailer and his family. To carry out his horrible revenge, Jack heads to the town of Snomonton and into history as the first killer who melts, has a carrot for a nose, and a sudden sense of humor about his snowy condition. The whole town suffers the wrath of a snowy Jackie.
Killings include a decapitation by sled, icicle bullets, strangulation with Christmas tree lights and ornament shards, and an axe used in an unusual way. What's even more fun to watch than these mild murder scenes is the townspeople of Snomonton. You have the town wench played by Shannon Elizabeth of "American Pie" fame, two thick headed deputies, the guy who owns the local hardware store, an FBI guy named Manners who couldn't act if his life depended on it, and the good guy sheriff and his family. Special mention goes to the kid who plays the sheriff's son. This twerp is so annoying he had me ready to go on a rampage seconds after he appeared on the screen. He's always making weird cookies or some such thing, and even though I refuse to spoil anything for you about the end of the film, just prepare yourself for the part about antifreeze as a cooking ingredient so you won't be permanently struck dumb.
I could go on for eons about the shoddy production values, brain dead script, unfunny jokes, and pedestrian pacing in "Jack Frost." I won't, though, because to do so would require more thought than I am willing to expend on this clunker. Here's one problem that deserves special mention:
For a movie about a killer snowman, there isn't much snow lying around. Case in point: the opening scene where Jack undergoes his metamorphosis takes place in the middle of a blizzard, but when the trucks crash the snow suddenly stops and it's obvious there isn't much snow on the side of the road. The town where most of the film takes place is even worse. Many shots show trees with leaves on them, buildings with no snow on the roofs, and roads lacking ice pack. And this is supposed to be in the mountains during winter? Yeah, right. At some point in the film, a guy from the research laboratory mumbles something about Jack being able to melt and re-form at will so maybe this explains why a snowman never seems to melt. What it doesn't explain is why we never see anyone's breath during the outside shots. I think I saw one character's breath in one scene, but that was it. Noticing errors such as these will help you survive this banal experience.
I think "Jack Frost" would have been funnier if the acting was worse. With the exception of the guy who played Agent Manners, most of the actors did an admirable job with a terrible script. As it stands now, "Jack Frost" falls into the category of unwatchable pap. As I mentioned above, there is a sequel and I will probably watch that too. Why? Because it's my job to watch the worst of the worst and report my findings to the general public. If I can save one person an hour and a half of pure agony, I am willing to toss myself on the grenade of bad movies. Only those willing to expose themselves to endless pain should watch "Jack Frost."
Horror Movie? Yeah, Right!
One of the greatest Black Comedies Ever.
In it a family on vacation are dragged off course and into a nightmarish reality by a gang of tougher then tough motorcyclist. If I remember right the daughter is abducted by the ring leader played by a charismatic blond dude with a wolfish grin and crazy eyes that make you think oh no here comes trouble! And trouble indeed happens as this innocent Any American family clash with the rough and tough desert land outsiders.
Will the mom's Apple pie serve as a great weapon(via catapult)? Find out in this exciting movie that seems to give a nod to Greek Myth. It's not only fun but smart! I also suggest the movie Sneakers for an exciting movie to watch.